What's the most autistic /k/ or weapons related thing

>>32201590
>>>/k/

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>>32201590
>move to apartment in SW Florida
>sit on linai drinking
>bright colored movement in linai 200yards across the lake
>grab eyes
>two teenagers in anime gear pretending to battle
>one has a katana of course
>mfw the other is dual wielding (as far as I can tell real) glocks and pretending to shoot him

>>32201590
/k/

>>32201590
>helping uncle in law do yard work this past November
>he's getting on in years so I clean the gutters
>uncle is a vietnam vet
>a cool one mind you not a fudd boomer era asshole
>uncle is blowing leaves in his yard with a gas blower, the type you wear on your back
>afterwards talk about the hard work we did
>"it's not work if you're having fun anon!"
>"how is blowing leaves while wearing a heavy backpack that leaves your arm tired fun?" I ask
>"When I blow the leaves, I like to pretend I'm burning charlie out of his rat-hole"
>Audibly sigh

>>32201728
>be me
>work irrigation as a teen
>pretend every sprinkler I install is an AP mine

>>32201728
I do this too, except I like to imagine it's the Red army pushing the Wermacht back across the motherland, I make a game out of it.

>Where I start is Stalingrad
>The other end of the yard is Berlin
>I need to guide the Red army through the German lines to the Fuhrer's doorstep

I haven't gotten my pairing email yet. I thought we were supposed to get them today?

>>32201590

this board

>>32201595
Fluorine, Lead, Phophorus

the wehraboos in
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>>32201590
/k/. Not a compliment, nor condolences.

/k/ is like a perfect civilian version of military SNAFU. With the difference that the Civilians have the luxury option to always back off from any situation.

>>32201590
I know a kid with aspbergers that talks about guns alot. So, that's like textbook autism.
>Hey, I bought these RIP(tm) rounds for my dads glock
>One .40cal round will kill anything that moves
>.22 bounces around the skull

>>32201590
this thread

comparing modular parts to a gimped semi automatic version of a machine gun on a chink image board

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>>32201647
>move to apartment in SW Florida
Sorry to hear anon. I left Naples but Gainesville is much worse. Fuck.

>>32201728
You have a pretty rad uncle

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>>32201728
>"how is blowing leaves while wearing a heavy backpack that leaves your arm tired fun?" I ask

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Easily this

>>32203389
I don't think that is autism. I think it's just stupidity.