Humor thread.
>eating unripe magazines
Pleb.
Not really k related, but watching people fuck up always makes me laugh.
>>32200515
>>32200447
baby bananas are a thing, anon. That said, people that like unripe bananas should be chemically castrated
>>32200524
>>32200524
I was waiting for that chink pos to catch fire and explode after he jumped off
>>32200539
Did he died?
>>32200539
>>32200605
>>32200605
Good thing he was wearing a helmet, it really protected his face.
>>32200650
She looks like the kind of person that has a detailed plan about shooting up the high school she works at because the students bully her.
>>32200650
any more like this? it's an interesting combination of rage and laughter it brings out in me
>>32200635
oh my god
>>32200687
>>32200667
newfags
>>32200635
Is this shit real? WHy is this becoming a thing over there in slant village? There's a video of a girl trying this, it catching her hair and ripping out a massive bald spot right in the middle of her head
>>32200635
Fake and gay.
As a dentist, those were likely either temporary crowns or some other interim prosthesis.
They came out with far too little resistance (teeth don't break at the gumline like that), and you can't see any residual crown underneath.
Makes me think he's either missing those two teeth and put two denture teeth in with wax or something, or he has implants submerged there waiting to be restored.
>>32200687
There is this and im trying to find the one about the liberal with the 'tactical assault shotgun'
>>32200704
WANT
>>32200754
Are those the new Leigh Xtreme Penetrators™?
>>32200704
ya those are sick where do i get
>>32200432
>>32200722
>>32200854
This is not funny please stp
>>32200909
>>32200845
that is funny.
I've all ways wondered why people who record themselves doing this go and post it.
>>32200786
>>32200754
back @ reddit
>>32200950
Pantaeo Productions had it private on their youtube page or something but someone shared the link. It was uncut footage from Travis' training dvd.
lets keep things weapons related
>>32200722
As a dentist how much does having three teeth pulled usually run the customer/patient?
>>32200968
That is cool to know.
I just meant people in general.
>>32200845
What was he even doing?
>>32200983
>>32200993
Full video is at the bottom of the page here
http://panteao.com/uncut-travis-haley-nd-video/
>>32200975
couple grand anon, insurance may cover $1000 of it, but shit aint cheap
>>32201020
Alternatively, one could get some pliers and a mirror.
>>32201020
Thanks. How long does it take to become a dentist with school costs? If you got the time?
>>32201033
I was thinking 550 guts and a weight.
more /pol/, but that ancap meme fresh
>>32200987
I don't think censoring out "Amir" Muhammad protects his idenity any more than not doing so. Pretty sure every Muslim family with at least two sons has one Muhammad variant (Mehmet, Mahmoud, whatever) and one Amir. There's literally hundreds of millions of them.
>>32201208
Bit of a long one
Not too related, but I wish someone would actually make this
>>32200457
>razgriz pepe
holy fucking shit, i popped a boner
>>32200432
LOL ITS CALLED A "BANANA" CLIP
AND THE CLIPS LOOK LIKE BANANAS
THEYRE YELLOW, LIKE BANANAS
AND HAVE A BANANA STICKER ON THEM
>/k/ """""""""""humor""""""""""""""""
>>32201208
Hoyl fuck that got me
>>32201514
>>32201452
I have the distinct desire to dress as a knight now
Ancestors were Teutonic knights, it feels right
>>32201488
Dubs dubs we got dubs here
>>32201557
I'd only do it if you have a greater purpose such as that man's, it makes the effort all the more worthwhile.
>>32200432
>>32200987
Literally autist vs autist combat. Someone, pass the popcorn
>>32201654
Does someone have a link to this?
>>32201496
have a bad day champ? wanna talk about it?
>>32201583
Get on my fucking level.
>>32200704
The final solution to cold feet
>>32201452
Sure wish this had happened
>>32200704
>wear T34 on other foot
>messerschmitt mittens
>sliding across hardwood floor while making war noises
>wife walks in on me reenacting Kursk
>>32200845
It's a fuck-up, but he keeps his grip and immediately hits the safety, and it appears to be pointed in a safe direction.
Thats a lot more than I can say for the other idiots I've seen do things like this
>>32200704
>mein kampfy shoes
every time
>>32201203
Might want to change the file name, Bubba.
It's strafing a horse with a carriage.
>>32201452
That was one of the least believable things I've ever read on 4chan.
>>32201864
must have where found
>>32200975
There's some Cuban "doctors" in Miami that will pull all the teeth you want for 300 bucks
>>32200539
Took me a few time rewatching it but dear god he hit his head so fucking hard. Jesus Christ.
>>32202088
wat?
>>32201044
Who puts a camera on a bipod?
>>32200940
>>32202052
That joke went right over your head.
>>32200650
What is weapon retention
>>32202052
Hello newfriend!
>>32202155
>Partially weapons trained
Read: "I shot a .22 one time at summer camp ten years ago, and I do yoga to stay in shape. I have no fucking clue how holsters work!"
>>32202155
jesus she's already chick leaning and isn't even shouldering it
>>32200854
Koreans are the niggers of Asia
>>32202225
>not chinese
Chinese ruin everything they fucking touch. Look at China.
t. someone who worked security at a popular tourist attraction
>>32202169
nothing personnel, kid
>>32202248
The Chinese are just retards. They're the deplorables of Asia :^)
>>32201896
10/10
>>32202052
never post again please
>>32202281
McSUck my dick bitch
>>32200986
it's not a Kalashnikov it's a Ak74
>>32202111
did you make that yourself, have someone else make it? i was asking where you got it
>>32202311
ok newfag
>>32201452
How the fuck did he drink with a greathelm on?
>>32202124
I have no fuckin idea. I remember using a monopod when I took pictures for the Astros in the field to steady the camera and whenever I'm out and about I just hold it with my hands.
It doesn't take long to learn how to steady it with your hands. You'd have to be fucking retarded t b h.
>>32201514
>>32201532
This isn't funny in the least. Fuck off.
>>32202169
>>32200650
this isn't real, right?
>>32202325
Gotcha. You just need to throw it into MSpaint, crop the edges and turn the background white.
Bring that over to mutiny shop (http://www.mutinyshop.com/custom-artwork-and-logo-patches.html) and follow their instructions to get one printed.
>>32202444
That is not an AK, it is a FAL you retard, go back to 1 grade, you twat
That also is not a range, as you can tell by the sorruonding people and the markers on the floor that it is indeed an airport, I bet this man is just checking his luggage in with the security guards so he can enter barter town
>>32202496
>he doesn't post in k anime threads
>is this shitter shattered
>>32202496
lowqualitybait.jpg
>>32202321
An autovat kalishnakov 74?
>>32202321
pls be bait
>>32202474
thanks boss
>>32202052
that's the joke
>>32201532
What part of his body does he have on that paper towel!?
>>32201194
>>32201452
>"Godless heathen"
holy fucking shit thats gold
>>32202335
>>32202373
Maybe he became grossly incandescent?
It doesn't say he took it off, I'd assume he did.
so anon why haven't you bought a fleshlight for your raifu
CHEF BOY ARR DEE
>>32202464
oh its real and probably a man
>>32201194
commie ball is my preferred meme
>>32202858
>>32202867
DEMOCRACY FOREVER
anyone watch forgotten weapons
>>32202900
You fucking commie faggots are starting to push a little to hard.
>>32202963
im on your side
>>32202963
problem?
>>32202963
If you haven't figured it out yet, the meme ball of a particular ideology is making fun of that ideology.
>>32202590
What?
>>32203041
>>32203100
sry guys in the bottle tonight
>>32203088
dubs
Nein, nicht eigentlich.
>>32202819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfFMAtmWb5s
>>32200531
>white, bland, slightly tangy, and firm
vs
>creamy yellow, perfectly sweet, and oh so soft in your mouth
you're definitely correct, anon.
>>32202963
>>32201194
It's like when Caligula declared war on the fucking ocean.
>>32200940
>Filename
>>32200754
>smdh
Shaking my dick head?
>>32202963
>>32202335
Was the christmas tree in the background really there all this time?
>>32203628
http://archive.boston.com/bigpicture/2014/01/riots_in_ukraine.html
looks like it
>>32202963
Autism? On my /k/?
It's more likely than you think
>>32203196
Gut
>>32200650
>gun battle
>>32204276
>>32204294
>>32204308
the Klingons would be proud
>>32201864
Where'd you get that??
>>32200563
I SEE A NIPPLE
>>32204308
this is the one that i want
>>32201452
Haven't kek'd that hard in a long time, good show
>>32204396
>le ar15 is unreliable meme
https://youtu.be/YAneTFiz5WU
>BTFO'd
>>32202839
...the master
>>32200650
>manhattan
>blue clothes
>baton
>stupid restrictive gun laws that pretty much only allow cops to carry
This bitch just threatened violence on an NYPD cop.
>>32202913
...
of course we do dipshit
>>32202963
Now that's what I call autism
>>32200993
my guess, trying to release the magazine
trying to push a button when its a flapper
>>32200515
>>32200524
YOU CAN'T DO THIS
ON CONCRETE
>>32200704
kampfy
>>32204473
anybody known where i can get a meowkelite handguard for my Kalashikitty
>>32201488
>1488
>>32204594
yesh bud no gommunismds
>>32203196
>>32201750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkt1vAX0MRM
>>32201896
>messerschmitt mittens
Messerschmittens
>>32202819
Would this be a felony if you put your dick in it?
>>32205098
>>32200845
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.gif
>>32205219
i dont think it would be a felony but i'm pretty sure its a art piece so i imagine it would be against the rules
anyone have the green text of the atf/fbi/militia honey pot?
>>32203376
artist name?
>>32200650
>Worried about morning coffee run ending in gun battle
>Worried???
That would be fucking awesome. The only thing I'd be worried about in that situation is that I wouldn't have my own gun to join in on the fun.
>>32201044
More like this plz
>>32200845
Is he trying to make the point that AKs have shitty finger rests?
>>32205098
Fugin nice
>>32202335
Is that a dead body in front of the Christmass tree?
>>32200539
this gets funnier the longer i watch it
>>32202496
>>32202225
>Koreans are the niggers of Asia
Really? I guess that's why everyone uses Samsung products, right?
>>32202248
Chinese are the JEWS of Asia, Anon.
Pic related.
>>32200845
>>32201903
This is what I thought too. Seen much worse.
>>32200950 >>32200983
Probably so others can see their fuck ups and not follow their actions.
>>32200987
>Find a guy on /k/ in my area
>Start to go into remove kebab naturally
>He gets shocked and pissed off
>Starts saying how Muslims are people too
>Basically #NotAllMuslims
>Tells me to go to /pol/ if I don't like Muslims
>mfw I met this guy on /k/
>>32203506
>smdh
Suck My Dick, Honey
>>32200650
Doesn't basic logic conclude that... because he has a gun... her coffee run will end in gun battle rather than helpless slaughter of unarmed innocents? Do these people actually have something wrong with their brains? What is the answer? Zyklon B?
>>32202335
So much going on in that pic
>>32202819
>not adding that to a bump fire automatic
>>32206138
>>32200754
What caliber are those?
>>32204397
Fun Fact: There's Twi'lek tit in Return of the Jedi.
>pic related
>>32207982
I'll be in my bunk...
>>32201194
>mfw the ocean violates the NAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OImvMQ9YegA
God I fucking hate it when I wake up too early and it's all euro posts.
This shit is not funny you morons, stop fucking posting. Ruining my day already, god damn...
>>32201452
>mfw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuyQ8fFpSAE
>>32201557
Landshnekt and Berserker stock reporting in.
>>32201796
combat feeding?
>>32201896
>>32205098
kek'd heartily
>>32204385
Mutiny shop
>>32200845
not really that bad
he's demonstrating the risk of a ND caused by using the wrong finger position for this gun
he's pointing in a safe direction, maintains control of weapon, safety on as soon as he ND's
>>32201120
nouvelle vague?
mien nigger
>>32208215
Should have demonstrated with a cleared rifle so he doesn't look like a fuck
>>32200986
>Kalashnivkov
Everytime
>>32208222
true
also checked
>>32208218
"mein" works better
>>32205219
Just don't shoulder it
I've read that you can rest an arm braced pistol in your solar plexus when I was getting a stereo put in my P71
>>32202913
Just you
No one knows who Ian is, frankly
>>32207959
30 caliber assault clips
>>32202248
China is the USA of Asia
Russia is the Canada of Asia
India is the NIGGERS of Asia
>>32208311
You know, I am not even American, and I think thats a bit harsh towards the Yanks. I mean, they do waaaay more than their share of dickwaving and the like, and they WILL fuck over the rest of the world if its in their best interest, but thats just it, "if its in their best interest", and not just "lolrandom because we can" like the chinese do.
(at least up until now, I'm not yet so sure about god-emporer Trump's foreign policy...)
>>32208311
Who are the niggers of africa.
>>32208325
Why do European countries always play victim politics with America?
"You know I don't like America but I'm not big and strong enough to do anything about it so I'm just going to demand they listen to us."
Have some fucking pride, God Damnit.
>>32208336
Africa
>>32208344
>Why do humans always play victim politics with God/gods?
>"You know I don't like God but i'm not omniscient and omnipotent enough to do anything about it so i'm just going to demand He/they listen to use."
>Have some fucking pride... What do i put here now?
>>32208355
We've killed God several times, we can do it again.
>>32208358
Nietzsche pls go
>>32208344
>Have some fucking pride, God Damnit.
lol yea right
we tried that a couple of times. it went relatively well and then suddenly whoops we're fighting on the losing side of a 1v4 world war and now everyone is ded, everything is bombed to shit, and all the world thinks we were the bad guys
>everyone thinks your delousing program is genocide
>>32204473
Oh man, let's check out this supporting evidence
>Mud test video
>Lololol BTFO'd
Aaand into the trash it goes...
>>32201654
These guys are actually Danish but whatevs
>>32208738
>this will never be the future of guns
>>32201550
"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME, YOU GIVE LOOOVVVE A BAD NAME"
>>32208368
/pol/ pls go and stay go
>>32209140
>being accused of being a /pol/tard
wow thats a first for me.
In case you didn't realize, I was being cynical. Which imho should've been obvious out of the conversation, but whatever
>>32202124
Whoever made it meant tripod but theyre retarded.
>>32200515
are they slav or british hooligans?
>>32209199
I think it's made for the bottom pic, not added as a coincidence. Try hard joke.
>>32209327
>>32209402
Yes, but I think the person who made it used bipod so they could use the bottom picture.
>>32200940
DAMMIT i wanted to see them all domino down at the top when the first guy fell
An old and long story, but still my favourite.
>>32207682
absolutely true, chinese are literally the worst people on the entire planet. seriously, it's an insult to jews to equate them with china.
Great story
>>32208077
Hanoverian cavalry and Swiss pikemen here
pro tip: save banana clip, ignore the rest.
all of you are banned.
>>32201496
>clip
>not magazine
End your life
<3
>>32200754
this is shopped
>>32201584
I can't imagine what disgusting kind of cow he must have knocked up on a firing range.
Inb4
>Not wanting a QT funz gf
If she's into the same shit you're into, she's ugly. No exceptions.
>>32208738
Is that a gyrojet?
>>32210027
Not true. Yes, most are ugly. The ones who are not get a pick of guys in the hobby who are better shots, have more money, and better looking. It's this way in every hobby men enjoy. Also the chance of being crazy goes up.
>>32210440
what happened here?
>>32210571
shark attack
>>32201452
>polycarbon niggabecool stick
>>32202444
>not even a real railgun
>>32211045
Shhhhh
>>32200940
>that_one_guy_that_wears_loafers_instead_of_boots.gif.webm
>>32207726
>>32203061
>that richochet on the way out
>>32208039
>hey bro, you dropped your gun
>thanks m8
>>32202225
>t. jap
>>32202867
>>32208404
>>32204473
How will AK fangurls ever recover?
>>32210325
No you retard, it's a FAMAS
>>32208215
What's bad is his actions after the video surfaced.
it's strange on this island
>>32210440
did he have a jelly donut in his locker, holy shit.
>>32202839
>>32200950
cause they understand the importance of sharing their fuck ups with others
>>32202496
High quality bait friendo
>>32208362
I can't tell if you are sincerely trying to argue that God is a thing and that the two situations are the congruous
>>32203376
I eat them slightly green so they taste like fruit instead of liquid cough medicine in a skin
>>32202444
>tfw you wanna build an AR with a bunch of weeb shit on it
>>32200779
Underrated
>>32205770
>>32203178
That's what the K stands for in AK
>>32214324
>t. Mosanto
>>32204396
>UN-FUCKIN RELIABLE?
>NAWT A SOLJUS GUN EH?
>>32200704
Mein Kampfy Feet
>>32208738
Thats fucking cool
>clear my sideblast
>>32200760
>>32200704
https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/tank-slippers/
>$70
Fug, this is why I'm broke is right
>>32201454
That's 10+ years of video. No way you could put that up
>>32200975
had 3 wisdom teeth pulled a few weeks ago, total was about a grand, insurance knocked it down to about $150.
>>32208311
Sorks are the USA of Asia
Nips are the Canuks (w/a dark past)
Chinks are the niggers as seen here>>32207682
>>32201475
They're like dang monkeys being frightened by a new animal
>>32210440
>that fourth drill instructor trying to find a spot in the yelling circle.
>>32202124
photographers at sporting events if I recall right. you're not aloud tripods, and more often than not they just revert to free aim, but I think bipod is an allowable exception.
>>32201532
>>32201514
Side note, my buddy bought this mak, shill shoots great. Dude was neckbeard as fuck.
>>32201033
and then you will just crack the tooth apart leaving the root and some jagged shit sticking up
then you will have to pay even more to have a real dentist dig out what is left
>>32202814
That would make sense, how else would they know it was him otherwise?
>>32205493
This
>>32214641
with a solid compression codec you could.
>>32201896
>>32203432
I never learned about agincourt, how does it relate with the webm?
>>32202839
Mini ravioli is better fuckheads. At least you don't get the shits two minutes after.
>>32202094
>>32202094
Don't go to them. My dad grew up in Miami, and his poor-ass parents took him to some Cuban prick who did just that. He's had to sink thousands over the past few years to fix chronic tooth problems.
Tl;dr: Cuban dentists are more expensive in the long run.
>>32214695
Did they swap the gas tubes in the middle pic?
>>32215102
They're slaved together basically
>>32207713
Not real
All /k/omrades I've EVER met in real life ALL love the Remove Kebab/Serbia Strong meme, and usually are serious too.
Me as well, REMOVE THEM ALL.
>>32202335
>>32205098
I read it as "Messerschmitten Mittens" at first
I like it better this way
>>32204294
>>32204276
>>32204308
>>32200970
Battle worn funs make me erect
>>32212552
UDF.jpg
>>32207682
Good Lord. I had low expectations for humanity in China, but now I have low expectations for humanity AND basic business in China
>>32201011
underated post
>>32214624
thisiswhyimbroke
The website is named for its own absurdist pricing.
>>32200975
I live in a 3rd world shithole and you get teeth pulled at 10 dollars more or less. They spray you with numbing shit, inject anesthetic and yank the tooth out, plus sew you and give you shit to drink in case of infection. Root canals are 43 dollars.
>>32208325
And at least we have humanity, we will gladly help anyone who is in trouble- meanwhile in China, they will not hesitate to let a guy attempt to murder a child on the street
>>32212038
We just ignore it.
>>32208738
oh god that's awesome.
oldie I found on my external, this is what happens when /k/ "raids" something. we are subtle. I posted as Michelangelo Feinstein from SanFran
>>32214829
Good to know she is in good hands now.
I was kind of afraid you faggots were going to rob me. Thought the mossberg would convince you I had something else.
>>32207682
>mother
>fucking
>china
Here have some more "fuck china" material.
FUCK CHINA
http://imgur.com/a/vGO1s
>>32202052
>>32201120
Dat Dead Kennedys filename
>>32207992
Nice reference browncoat
>>32209199
>>32201044
>>32202124
What makes this worse is that MG-42 obviously did have a standard-issue tripod, so whoever made this is not only a tryhard moron, but also a nonguns/fudd.
>>32214525
Back to posting fucktarded conspiracy theories on Facebook, anon.
>>32217675
Cost a lot to produce
bump, post more!