How are you holding up in the 41st Millenium /k/?

>>32199243
I'm not.
I'm removing traitor scum in the 31st Millenium.

>>32199243
>9243▶>>32199273
>How are you holding up in the 41st Millenium /k
I am PRAISING THE IMMORTAL GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND, thank you very much.

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>Still fighting insurrection on backwater worlds
>Got made Corporal
>After watching the previous one begin cut apart by insurrectionists
>Got his nock gun

Received my first chaos mutation today. Life is great. Hail Tzeentch

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>>32199243
We endure because He endures.

I will never be among his chosen sons (pic related), but i will always be human.

>>32199422
>BLAM

>>32199243
I'm out here crushing human and Tau pussy as a Gue'vesa for the Tau Empire.
They pretty much let you do whatever you want as long as you're cool with the Greater Good.

Keep your grimdark m8

>>32199488
>sterile
>crushing pussy

>>32199648
>sterile.
Nope don't be Gue'la and you keep your balls.
>Earth Caste.
THICC. show your muscles, and you'll get blueberry pie in 2 seconds.
>Fire Caste.
High Test. Get ready for CQC.
>Water Caste.
Aggressive negotiations are the key, hold her down and show her your "Greater Good".
>Air Caste.
Skeleton.

>>32199648
>>32199779
You can be sterile and crush pussy. I didn't say castrated you dummies

>>32199779
The only pussy you get is the Ethereal mind-controling you so you smash that raisin almost like you still had balls.

>>32200708
>implying ethereal caste mind control doesn't just work through on Tau through pheromones

Just rotated shifts after shelling some dug in orks for 8 hours (Terran standard.) Even took down one of their "stompa" things causing it to collapse on a bunch of the little ones! You should've seen the look on their ugly faces.

>tfw ratling

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>>32199422

>>32200590
>>32199779
nobody us crushing tau pussy, not even the tau unless you gave been approved as a breeding pair.

Even then its only for the one child before you have to resubmit a gene sample and be approved.

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Triplex phall.

Everything else is for no-guns heretics.

> Arch-militant of a rogue trader dynasty.

Life's working out okay. Just gone done dueling a chaos champion for control of an archaeotech underground city full of vat-born servitor creatures that coopt necrodermis into their designs. Managed to offload like 3 STCs to the explorator fleet. Gonna go hit up the jericho reach through the maw warp gate and find some filthy horse faced blue sonsabitches to blast with a conversion beamer so we can steal their tech for a cold trade. Ah, reminds me of my gulf crusade days.

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>>32199243
>Not pledging your sould to the dark gods in exchange for unlimited power

Do you sacrifice bro?

>>32200836
And you're not supposed to be fucking on Imperial ships, but who's counting? There's millions wiped out in the Imperium of Man daily, that means there's several million more banging it out behind the shed.

>>32201016

Imperial guard regiments are maintained primarily by breeding too. Any regiment that isn't wiped out can be sent to a garden world or imperial world to recuperate for a decade or two, and they just bone like crazy to get more numbers.

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>>32201016
Self-sustaining populations are very helpful on long trips.

>Grounder

>>32201058
none shall find you wanting

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>>32200936
No sir, but I do partake in cocaine.

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>>32201058

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>reminder that if it ain't metal it ain't right

Who here /necron/

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>>32201167

>>32199463

How good do you have to be to be selected among hundreds of billions of other humans to serve in the ultramarines chapters? I'm thinking of enlisting.

>>32201281
>ultramarines
ugh

>>32201281
>enlisting

>>32199243
I'm enjoying being an artificial human mind, having been duplicated/uploaded in 2055. Having nearly limitless time to do nothing is pretty nice. And I've enjoyed eternal sleep for 40,0000 years.

But the "new humans" empires laws, regarding AI, have impeded my sleep, so I have simulated one of your "machine. spirits". I've decided that ending your empire is the only way I can resume my eternal sleep, so, I am declaring war.

After disrupting your empires ability to enter the "warp" dimension, your entire civilization will fall.

>>32201338

That's cool, my crew hijacked a webway map off some corsairs. How many thrones do you think you're worth? I got a guy that pays me top dollar for archaeotech.

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>>32199243
Pretty good. Just got promoted which was nice.

>>32201035
True, the unit history is that we came to this world about four thousand years ago (Terran standard) and about three thousand ago we had a minor ork infestation. So we're permanently stationed here to suppress their population. My sector has a beach which is pretty nice. We do have to stay armed at all times just in case an ork appears though.

>>32201481
You guys ever consider flamers?

>>32201415
I won't demean my existence by equating myself to your "currency" if it could be called that.

By the time you've accessed the machines containing my consciousness, I've already copied myself 1,000 times over, ensuring my existence, and your cultures destruction.

>>32201515
We use them for heavier infestations. Generally don't need them though.

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Friendly reminder that Chaos is a religion of peace.

>>32199243
Pretty good, Just destroyed the defences on another fortress now me and the bro's are going to paint lots of yellow and black chevrons everywhere.

>>32201534
Use em on even the smaller infestations and you'll notice a change in the ork population next wave, trust me.

>>32202313
Let me rephrase.

We use them on the rare occasions that more than one ork appears.

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>>32202051
Interesting opinion, citizen. How about we discuss this more in private.

>>32201016
>who's counting?
With the tau? Pretty much all of the ethereals and the authorities within each caste system. They have a very strict breeding protocol.

>>32199243
Thread music:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUW8sBaacQI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6--w8e8zIcM

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I'LL TELL YOU HOW I'M DOING, I'M HOLDING THE LINE!

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Well, our workers union finally got an arms shipment from a sympathetic yet oddly spiky space marine commander and our world has erupted in support of freedom from our oppressors. We even have new gods who send their angels to help our war for independence!

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fucking critters never stop comming

Who else /gue'vesa/ here?

>>32199392
To be fair, Gaunts Ghosts is basically Sharpe in Space

>>32203561

Me nigga. Life's good
>>32199488

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>>32199243
>worship the hell out of Slaanesh
>end up worshiping Nurgle at the same time
>still recovering

>>32202103
>genius designer and architect
>can't design a better chapter emblem than that
>decide to just use a picture of one of your old helmets after the Heresy and hope noone notices

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So oi waz finkin' ov puttin' more stabby bitz on me big shoota, but da mekboy sed it'd be rite stoopid becuz oi still couldn't hit a humie if he was standin' rite in front ov me. Shud oi crump him in da noggin' or wot?

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Needs more bolter

>>32207429
Crump im, crumpz im goodz

Those of you in the 759th Battalion of the Ordo Tempestus, new orders are due at your usual pick-up points.

Also next week is Lord Inquisitor Kaede's surprise birthday party. Let me remind you all that there will be NO repeat of last year's incident with the Slanneshi cultist-strippers.

I mean it.

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>When you get born in a fashy frontier world and can endlessly fight off space commies and literal sub humans for decades
feels good man

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Post war battle songs you listen too whilst killing subhuman xeno scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koLPQRpEAVU&ab_channel=IntlAssSpanking

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>>32207429
See deez shooty gubbinz oi've over 'ere? Das it, Boss.