What's the best type of weapon for home defense?

>>32190637
Flak 88.

>>32190637
>Those cuts in the cylinder...

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>>32190637
Shotgun. Any shotgun, loaded with anything.

>>32190645
Or this.

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>>32190637

>>32190678
>shoot criminal in shoulder with shotgun
>he gets a slick new titanium shoulder
>can now shrug off shotgun blasts literally

Why are we doing this? Is this Obama's fault? We're reinforcing our criminals, literally.

>>32190651
looks like it'd allow the spent case to slide out once fired via magical movie physics

>>32190637
living in a better neighborhood with less melanin per square km, having a well lit perimeter, having a timer that turns lights on and off for extended absences, being friendly and communicative with your neighbors, having some noticeable cameras, large family dog, and pepper spray

if youre serious about home defense you should have these bases covered before you even think about buying a gun for home defense.

>>32190637
Have you considered a 45mm Glock & Wesson FPO?

>>32190761
So if there is a white madman with a gun that will not give a shit about your lights and cameras, you will fight him with dogs and pepper spray?

>>32190875
If a meteorite falls on your house, will you fight it with a gun?

a huge bomb in the basement
>mutually assured destruction

>>32190718
Building immunities to buckshots

>>32190896
>a mad killer is the same probability of a meteorite crash

>>32190718
>Obama can't ban gun
>Well let's criminals resistant against bullets

>>32190875
yes, that'll delay him until the authorities arrive. also white madmen home invaders are rare as shit.

>>32190926
>>32190896
lol true

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>>32190718

>have a friend shoot you with birdshot at 10ft
>replace damaged X with metal counterpart
>wait until it heals
>repeat the process until your entire body is replaced by an indestructible endoskeleton of metal
>become budget wolverine + make infinite money on health insurance claims

my god it's brilliant

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>>32191106

>>32190678
>Using birdshot

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>>32191128
>yfw it was right all along

>>32191135
Ah yes let me use buckshot and slugs in my apartment.

>>32190706
best post

>>32191106
Even your dick?

Dick replication technology isn't there yet anon

>>32190761
OMG racist much? F*ck off back to >>>/pol/ please.

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>>32191759
._.

>>32191759
>pretend not to recognize patterns because that's just like wow

>>32191759
"omg racist much" ...can't tell if troll or teenage girl

>>32190637
A shotgun, like a 12guage is ideal.

Rifles can be great too. An AR-15 is fine for home defense, or an AK47 or whatever.

>>32190637
If you live alone with no neighbors nearby then the biggest meanest caliber firearm you can maneuver the interior of your home with. Otherwise ar15.

>>32191106
die of blood loss because you dont have any marrow and cant create more blood.

>>32191709
Get a transplant from someone or something with a bigger dick.

Four dobermans. One for each limb.

Then use the nearest blunt object.

>>32191106
> Or just wear body armor

>>32190706
>on mobile
>thought the retention straps were dildos and it was a dildo launcher

I need to take a break from here for a while.

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>>32190637
Oh anon, let me tell you about how to do home defense properly.
This is the China Lake pump action 40mm grenade launcher, while alternatives have already been posted, I feel the old fashioned design of the China Lake and it's wooden furniture makes it look more like a hunting weapon, meaning it's less likely to scare thin skinned people apparently.

You are already quite aware of what a 40mm explosive grenade can do, but I do worry for the integrity of your house and I may have a solution.

>>32192371
What about a 40mm can of legos?

>>32192371
Didn't they make like three of those ever

>>32191759
Ironic anti /pol/ shitposting. You can see the memes evolve right before your eyes.

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>>32192371
This the General Dynamics 40mm High Velocity Canister Cartridge, where your traditionally sized shotgun may not be the ideal platform for shooting flechette munitions in this manner, the distance from your home intruder should mitigate any problems involving the range or spread of the HVCC cartridge, effectively giving you a 40mm personal shotgun.

While it may be hard to explain in court, and possibly harder to acquire, I think the promise of being able to blow someone's everything clean off without having to worry as much about the integrity of your house will make for a great deterrent, and give you peace of mind at home.

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>>32192358

>>32192424
Can I tip them with poison to re-enact that scene from Crouching Tiger?

>>32192435
I would rather use glitter.

>>32192371
Why would you need more than 1, 40mm grenade inside your home.

>>32192568
Because you can, because you might miss, demonstration purposes.
But to be terribly honest with you, it's so you have an excuse to work the pump of a 40mm grenade launcher, which I hear is great for relieving sexual tension.

>>32192371
So how hard would it be to make your own grenade launcher, it fires with considerably less pressure than a traditional gun right?

>>32191792
>tfw neckbeards are genetically niggers

>>32190718
Pretty sure that was a hunting accident.

>>32191792
tfw we can finally identify niggers by blood. chinese niggers, white niggers, black niggers, slav niggers, fuck yeuh science

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>>32191943
>or something

>>32193055
That smug look says it all.

>>32191926
Titanium exoskeleton = titanium blood

Read a book faggot

T. Scientician

>>32191128
this

>>32191926
guess you'll just have to become a vampire as well

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>>32191943
>Or something

>>32192568
>need
SHALL

Beretta M9

>>32197362
BE

>>32190637
I'm looking for a low caliber home defense gun that won't blind me with muzzle flash, recoil like a mother fucker and deafen me.

Something made to scare and injure, not necessarily outright for killing though the option is on the table if I need to.

>>32191926
there's plenty of blood available from donors just keep a few gallons handy in IV's

>>32190678
I didn't think birdshot could do that kind of damage. I know it would hurt, but jeez.

That obviously isnt what you were encouraging with your post, because something tells me this would be a difficult sell in court. Self-defense law is weird.

>>32198000
32 ACP creates additional belly-buttons on targets and is more than sufficient if you know what you are doing.

>>32192424
I just realized that some of the flechettes are upside down. Do they do that on purpose so that they flip around mid air to make a bigger pattern?

>>32191759
Nigger

>>32191792
Source pls.

Whatever weapon you have.

>>32190761
I think you have it wrong...

If your serious about home defense you should strive for those bases. But until you get there, be sure to pick up a gun.

>>32200302
Fuck me... *You're

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>>32190637
Cobray Lady's Home Companion in 45/70. Yes, it existed, and yes, Cobray (Keep in mind, this is the same marketing team that thought "Streetsweeper" was a good name when submitting it for sporting purpose classification) marketed it as a suitable weapon for a female to defend her home with. It was literally just the Streetsweeper rechambered to 45/70, so basically a fuck-huge, fuck-heavy .45/70 revolver.

>>32198508
I do think it's a packing issue but I could be wrong

>>32191926
replace blood with mercury so you have metal blood to go with your metal body

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>>32190637
Pic related, literally the greatest home defense weapon ever devised.

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>>32200491

THAT FIRING THIS = AMAZING

>>32190761

>pepper spray
>home invasion

nah

maybe if it was just some dickhead on the street who obviously wasn't looking to actually cause me fatal injury. but if you come in my house, i'm not taking chances.

>>32200491
if it had the same ejection mechanism as the Striker then it might have been neat, unfortunately it falls victim to the many of the same issues that the Streetsweeper had

>>32198471
This. Get one of those Hungarian Walther PP knockoffs like >>32193790 in 9x18mak or 32 auto.

Rich neighbours

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>>32190637
A panzerkampfwagen TIGER, pic related

>>32200741
But if don't have one at your disposal, an AR-15 will do, barrel under 18"

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>>32190637

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>>32192815
yes then the pacification of the goyim will be complete.

>>32190761
buy my shit that costs more and is half as effective and have a happy safe genderfluid Xmas.
>t.amazon prime store owner

>>32200621
>the return of wound vectors

>>32198443
>I didn't think birdshot could do that kind of damage
Nigga it is 60 pieces of metal moving at 700 feet per second Vs. bones that can break from falling down wrong.

Getting shot with anything period is going to suck ass. 22l to the chest can still kill you quite easily.

>>32200149
>>32191792
this. also just because one paper says so doesn't mean it's true. pseudoscience is far too common, which is why scientists critique one another

>>32191843
>teenage girl
>on /k/
>on a hindi hackysacking forum
if it's true i would sex her WHEN SHE TURNS 18 OF COURSE

>>32200149
It gives the source of the study with the names. Read fegit

>>32192371
or i could just load it with 40mm cartridges and hunt durr with it

>>32190896
Naked, with a stark erection, firing away blindly.

>>32197988
NOT

>>32202598
IN MY

>>32192424
the only firearm with an actual cone spread in d20

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M777 howitzer

>>32202992
CEREAL

>>32203490
WELL

>>32203690
ROUNDED

20" 12 gauge

00 buckshot is the only round I've used that gets an instant drop on piggies with a chest shot

.223 to .308 doesn't do it unless you get the spine (and then, it's not really a chest shot)

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>>32190637
>mfw you can't shoot redguards for trespassing into your home in VA

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This.

>>32205647
oi u cheeky bugga
is that a restricted weapon I see
u betta turn that into the bobbies straight away or they'll arrest you fasta than you can say "God save the Queen" I swear on me mum

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Have at thee!

>>32192411
They made 50, but only four are confirmed to still exist. 3 in the U.S. and 1 in Vietnam.

Dragon dildo taped to a stick with some type of poison in place of the cum lube.

>>32200491
RPB/SWD/Cobray were always edgy. They took out an ad in Shotguns News back in '84 calling the ATF agents that confiscated their MAC-10 machine gun kits literally Hitler. The Gov sued the for defamation and forced them to pull the ad.

>>32203756
NUTSHACK

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>>32190637

>>32200849
Of course a Steinberger would be playing a Steinberger. fuckin lel

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>>32190637

>>32190637
Full size 9mm handgun w/suppressor

I would say a shotgun but
>EEEEEEE

>>32192358
Top fucking kek

>>32198000
Yeah this guy
>>32198471
Knows what's up. Listen to him lad.

>>32207772
Actually mean to reply to
>>32207772
But they are already on the same page so I guess it doesn't matter. But yeah those are fantastic choices

>>32200491
That thing looks fucking awesome

Autism is a very dangerous weapon. Autism with a Musket in invincible.

>>32207785
Lel nice name

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>not a dildo cannon

>>32205572
Since when?

A Parrott Rifle.

>>32192371
>not using canister shot to relieve your uninvited guest of their chest matter
cleaning'll be a bitch though

>>32207830
A law was passed that states that you aren't allowed to shoot anyone in your home unless they attack you. Dumbest law I've ever heard of. So if a bunch of redguards come in and try to take your shit, you can't kill them unless they physically attack because our retarded government thinks that the items in my home are not as valuable as someone's life.

>>32208230
Repeat after me: "I was in fear for my life. He came at me with a chair/knife/gun/rolled up newspaper and yelled that he was gonna kill me."

also castle doctrine should be federal (as in I think it was a SCOTUS ruling) so you may still be fine after a court battle.

>>32192424
That's designed for a Mk19 actually, good luck retaining your limbs shooting this from something else.

>implying i dont own a mk19 with fletchette shotgun rounds for HD

>>32191709
24 inch test tube grown human compatible horse cock transplants when? step it up science

>>32208230
What >>32208276 said, but just be sure to shoot them in the chest. If they find bullets in the back you'll be fucked

>>32208294
That doesn't sound very pleasant, you can't bottom out in a girl with 24 inches

>>32208475
gotta get the quick-change barrel version to meet the situation

>>32190651
prop masters don't get that unsupported exposed brass is a really bad idea

>>32208498
Get a load of this guy

I am virgin though, don't actually know how far into a woman's innards her vagina can stretch, 24 inches would be poking up into her neck though.

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>>32190637
this

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>>32190637

Best type? Short-barrel shotgun.

Anon's recommendation? Mossberg SPX 930, see pic related. No, you don't need or want the sling for home defense, look at the shotgun.

This is a solid, reliable, semi-auto. Why a semi instead of the classic pump?

In the stress of an unexpected encounter, where you may have awakened only a few seconds ago, with adrenaline smashing through you, a semi has less to do.

Yes, you should spend range time with it, and shoot at least 20 rounds per year in 'pick up, prep, shoot' drills. Know how to use it, duh.

Concentrate on pointing it at the bad guy, period.

Oh, and ammo. If you can get it, a load of Number1 buckshot is the hot ticket.

http://chuckhawks.com/home_defense_shotgun_ammo.htm

That said, a heavy goose load, bb's, turkey load, and especially good old triple-ought buck is also good stuff.

No slugs. No.

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>>32190896
That's what these guns are for