Meanwhile in the world of Cyberpunk /k/

>>32174920
>cyberpunk /k/
Don't worry, real world /k/ is catching up...

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-cyber-congress-idUSKBN13P2ER

>The changes will allow judges to issue warrants in cases when a suspect uses anonymizing technology to conceal the location of his or her computer or for an investigation into a network of hacked or infected computers, such as a botnet.

https://www.justsecurity.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/proposed-amendment-rule-41.pdf

>>32174920

Anyone think its a dumb idea to get my fingers augmented?

>>32174970
Pretty sure you're supposed to do that AFTER you've lost them

Anyone know how to teach an android to shoot? My wife just came in the mail and I want to make sure we're both prepared if some aug stealing fuck breaks in.

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Why in the hell is 5.45x18mm so shilled now?
I had to use it against a cyborg and an android and yeah it penetrated but went right through the guy.
What concealable handgun round can penetrate cyborgs and fuck up their internals?

>>32175023
Why are you using standard ammo for robots?
>2052
>Not keeping a backup loaded with ZaP rounds

>>32174995
Ballistics calculations are hard, mang. Like, "Get aftermarket dongles for it" hard. And even then, your wife's limbs might... be a little delicate to stand up to the recoil of anything you'd shoot at a neuro'd up manjacker and expect to actually stop him. Probably not hurting for the precision, though.

I dunno, depends on what model you got.

I've heard guys getting decent results with generic nodes running open source stuff, but you have to know what you're doing to make that work. And there is still the problem of recoil.

Could do a torso mount, I suppose. Lots of stability. But you'd also have to jury rig the fuck out of it.

If money's no object, just get a gun-on-treads bot without the zero niner AI and set her up to remote control it. Bonus points if it's a retired cop bot.

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>>32174920

>MFW we hit a homeless man with a the 100 thousand volt stun baton yesterday because he was using his cybernetic eye to spy on women
>MFW he got software downloaded to allow him to spy on people from the local cyborg basketball american
>MFW it was 10 year old software and we fried it with a grand total of 600 thousand volts and that still didn't kill him

>>32174970
Yes

You are not Bendak Starkiller, and those couple microseconds of reaction time aren't gonna be the difference between life and death for your entire hab block

Too much risk of hardware rejection and possible anti-rejection drug dependency for too little gain. You ain't gonna use that improved functionality and in two years when you're still paying for it and the things still have to phone home every hour, you're gonna regret it

take it from me, man, leave the aug boosting to the professionals and the foolhardy

>>32175096
He could just get nano augs or drug bio-enhancements
a ton more expensive
They work better and don't have any rejection
down side is you might live less if the drug doesn't sit well with your nervous system
They can give you similar feats that mechanical ones give you too

>>32175071
Wife actually weighs a little more than I do and I can shoot my 11.24x56 pretty well. I made sure she had hydraulic appendage movement because I still don't like electric style movement systems. And with today's programming I doubt there's much difference in precision.

>>32175023
>Taking your pocket rocket up against dedicated hardware
>Expecting it to perform

Pick one and only one, my friend

Metal's tougher than meat, the best you're gonna do is go straight through. If you wanna fuck up an augie or a hardshell then you're gonna want explosive penetrators, and you just can't do that in a peashooter round out of a stubby CC piece barrel.

I would recommend something full size at minimum, Zenith makes quality stuff for not too much.

>>32175023

>5.45x18mm

The funny thing about that round is that it's pretty much .22LR in ballistics.

Which means it's not going to penetrate shit due to such a low velocity, no matter what the round is made out of.

I bought a bear killer for 4000 brozouf from a friend not too long ago

did I do goo, /k/?

>>32175200
not if it has some magic cyberpunk propellant and the bullet and the whole gun are made of some magic cyberpunk alloy and the bullet flys at such a high velocity and penetrates everything because of the bullets hardness.

>Ignored the memes on the neuralnet back then
>Want voltzin nagant pulse rifle now
>300 credits without food

>>32175260
>implying you could even get one nutrition cube for 300 credits

>>32175274

>Nutrition cube in nugget

This is some next level gutter hacking, don't fry my brains bro, how do you do it ?

>>32175286
when rapidly heated nutrition cubes give off an electric current you can use to charge your laznugget

>>32174939
Seems like a good thing.
Pedofags btfo!

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>Get raided by the BATFEC. (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Cybernetics.)
>Agents at my door.
>have military grade neural augmentations.
>They breach my house.
>they try to hack my rifle.
>Rifle has a dummy chip.
>Reads like a real chip but isnt real.
>They strut around in.
>activate aug.
>time slows down.
>take aim.
>Agents realize rifle is is active.
>tfw
> 6 headshots in 2 seconds.

>>32175023
Double stack of .357 SIG is the bare minimum for chrome-domes.

You should really upgrade to 10mm caseless

>>32175226
if thats a real bear killer then its either broken, which I dont know if thats possible, stolen, or your friends an idiot
good luck getting a deal like that on the ammo

>>32174920
I just logged into the net while walking down the street and bought 1000 rounds of ammo, tritium sights and a laser for my gun. Then I hooked into a nearby sushi restaurant's wifi and began watching videos. Little did I know a megacorporation was tracking my activities and the shadow government put me on a watchlist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEPdOZbyzbw

>>32175522
Any one here working in the Eurasian Front? We just finished an assault on a ShiangXi neurojack plant, those fuckin jackers are right out of their minds. Some of their guys ambushed the lead element in of our company, strapped with EMP vests. Guys with cybernetic organs died immadietely, others were WIA and the vehicles were scrap. I was able to get a few with the AR-54s, the 11mm really scrap em good. Unfortunately their soldiers are so aug'd you need to get a brainstem shot to shut em off completely.

Just before we hit the facilities some A-22s dropped a nanobot screen - and boy the do work. They fly around and when they detect the Chiner software, they get into the host and install viruses that slowly shut down their system. Riding by, we saw them writhing in their fox holes. Earned 1,200,32 credits for the op, and bonus 50,000 for destroying am enemy jack-tank. Another 1,630,456,789 credits, and I can buy out my contract and live a life of luxury boys!

>>32175023
>What concealable handgun round can penetrate cyborgs and fuck up their internals?
It's old school as hell, but 10x25 or a magnum revolver will ruin any auged up vatjob's day unless they're literally covered in tank armor.

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>>32177648
Some asshole crew chief replaced the voice samples for his fighter's AI with a vocore of Richard Stallman. Now instead of "enemy sighted" in that sexy Cortana voice the pilot hears some nasally 20th century Jew saying "I'd like to intercept for a moments."

Damn VA can barely keep my old Mk56 full prosthetic body maintained. They won't upgrade me to a less maintenance intensive Mk57A1 or get me a civilian model. They even disabled all my super human capabilities. What is the point of being a brain in a full synthetic body that is always needing maintenance, if I can't run 60 mph, leap a 20 foot wall, and flip cars over anymore? I was just lucky they forgot to lock out thermal and light amplification modes on my eyes.

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>>32175023
I have just what you need.

>but muh concealability

Just wear a trench coat like everyone else.

>>32177752
Bruh, if they left the hardware then just get some shady jacker to reactivate it for you. It shouldn't cost that much and with augs like that you should be able to make a nice living as a low level gang enforcer.

I just got a position on board Tri-Optimum's Citadel Station. The shuttle leaves in a couple of days. What am I gonna expect?

>>32177932

the ugliest fucking wall paint in the explored universe, for one.

>>32177951
It was originally white. That's all grunt puke from their flaky artificial grav generators.

>>32177932

Paperwork.

Yes, they literally fucking use paper up there. Don't even get me started on the other weird stuff they do.

>>32174939
And here comes the first military bio-electronics.
http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/12/the-armys-looking-into-putting-bacteria-into-its-electronics/

>>32177752
do not do >>32177838 best case scenario you make shit money from a gangers collective, worst case your brain fires, but 99% chance the VA is gonna immediately know as soon as your power draw increases that much and you get jackbooted and iced.

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*Wet juicy assfucking noises*

>>32178705
Nah, don't listen to this guy. My cousin came back from the war with loads of sick augs. He works for the Russians now. They get him whatever he wants, upgrades, bio enhancements, medicine...you name it.

>>32180853

does he have a rusty metal skull gun?

MOVE BY WIRE RANK 3
HERE I COME

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>>32174920
Should I pick a blaster that fires ion bolts or smart projectiles for my first carry piece?

Pic related is me, needs to be concealable when I'm scavenging in the wastes outside the city.

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>>32180762

I like how you think Anon

>>32175546
kek

What's the latest tech from the TRUMP megacorporation?

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>>32174920
post EDC's

>>32175200
>The funny thing about that round is that it's pretty much .22LR in ballistics.
>Which means it's not going to penetrate shit due to such a low velocity, no matter what the round is made out of.

You're not very good at this. .22tcm might as well be .22lr because major specs are similar, right?

7.5czech is worthless in a pistol.

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>>32181673

Just got mine, hear its real popular with aircrews

>>32175226
are your legs ok?

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>tfw none of these scrubs can break heavy ICE
>and neither can I

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>>32182185

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKldy2YNAHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW2DwQun95s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is4MML7Pg04

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>>32174920
Hey /cy-k/ I just paid 10k Bit-credits for pic related? Shway or not?

>>32182361
>rounds in the shoulders
Also, how are you going to keep the bodysuit from crushing you, subcut skelly, exo or nanos?

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>>32181673

>>32182466
Suit has an internal exo. I tried it on the other day and it worked pretty good except that the HUD is stuck on Portuguese.

>>32175096
It didn't help him anyway when I sliced and diced him up and took his gun.

>>32181889
5.45x18 DOES have .22lr tier ballistics though. Similar bullet weight and diameter, similar velocity, similar energy. Most .22lr specs I can find are higher than 5.45x18

>>32181423

>Wastelander
>Doesn't already know that

Underage or poseur detected

>>32182626
>Not running around and blowing him up with grenades like a bitch

I bet you enjoyed being 12 Jedi and a level 8 retard

>>32182774
Bitch grenades cost credits, and I'm not made of them

>>32182847
Couple hundred credits v.better stats and extra Jedi feats or powers.

>>32177714
Bad Dragon sticker?

>>32182541
All those greebles and it's still a 1911, lol.

>>32182997
Yeah it's a shoop of Stallman's face onto the other guy's body.

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>>32175096
>You are not Bendak Starkiller

Good fucking god I never thought I'd ever come across another person who knows who Bendak Starkiller is.

>>32183096
who Bendak Starkiller WAS.
doing lightside runs are in poor taste.

>>32182563
>internal exo
Wouldn't that be an endoskeleton?

>>32175023
>why is it shilled

Because Ivan makes round that goes boom boom for cheap cheap price.

Also you're using steel core rounds I suspect. Do great against armor, won't damage the insides significantly unless you're going for shot placement.

I suggest a heavier round, try 10mm auto. Gives you penetration but has that extra UMPH. Maybe get a pulse upgrade to fuck over the guys armor.

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>>32181673

I run a Synthetic Dream lab in downtown Tokyo.
Intel hitsquads are a real fucking issue.

>>32183184
Eh, I'd merk him on LS runs too.
Good credits and good XP.

>>32183096
KoToR so popular it gets reissued as a platinum hit which only occurs once a game sold a million copies on the Xbox

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>>32175023
>Not running a .357 magnum revolver loaded with hardened tungsten penetrator tips and HE cores

>>32183214
You know what I mean.

>>32182563
>HUD is stuck on Portuguese.

How's that a problem? Rosetta stone only takes a few minutes to load on even a shitty connection.

Or are you worried about 9.12.1 glitch where if you loaded up on more than three languages it'd default your primary to Aramaic for some reason? That got patched this morning, and shit you can always just downgrade to 9.11 if you're that paranoid.

>>32182685
>5.45x18 DOES have .22lr tier ballistics though. Similar bullet weight and diameter, similar velocity, similar energy. Most .22lr specs I can find are higher than 5.45x18

Not in cyberpunk threads. 5.45x18 uses supercritical plutonium instead of nitrocellulose powder.

>>32183871
Honestly didn't even know about the glitch, this was a total impulse buy. But I really wasn't worried about the Portuguese as much as it was the only "real" issue with the suit besides the crusted blood stuck between the finger joints.

>>32181483
Who knows, the D0N41D neurocluster seeds over 4 quintillion Twuuts a second, between the hours of 2300 and 0300 that number surges to 6 quint. That's enough to drown the entanglement on any duplex qubit line and who has the click for one of those anyways?

>>32183096
Regardless, he's dead now either by the will of Revan or that orbital bombardment. The details are a little sketchy.

>>32184012
>supercritical plutonium

Word is you won't be able to get that past the newest build of spintronic sensor clouds going in at the 'loop stations. Some guy I know is cooking up some DLC penetrator tritium boosted piezo stacks in 10x25 that should slip right by though, interested?

>>32184196
Use it as an advantage, learn Portuguese and any would be nigborg thief will be fucked when they try and boot it up. Unless of course you get raided by some high speed mercs with a language syndicator chip, but if that happens your deadass is already spracked 10 minutes ago.

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>>32184439
>nigborg

>>32184439
>using language syndicator chips
>not learning the language yourself
Step the fuck up, son. I picked up Russian and Mandarin before the war and they were both invaluable skills once our tech got fried by the EMPs.

>>32174920
I will say this one last time. The 2111 IS NOT OUTDATED.

Holy shit you fucking autists. You need to get your aug's checked. It goes bang, holds 20 rounds of pretty damn big bullets, and it's aesthetic as fuck.

It is a perfectly serviceable weapon. I happily carry one as a back up.

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Are KIK-R rounds a meme?

I just picked up a box for my 507-B, and it says they're made of sintered durasteel, HRC hardness of 135 but I'm still questioning if these things are even worth a damn. I pulled one apart and the penetrator doesn't even scratch my SCRAM plates out of my duty vest, wtf? Anyone use these agains hardshells or borgs before?

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>>32181673
>>32181909

Yo!

(Just took this picture today)

>>32184604
>2057
>still using SCRAM plates

Hey guys I found a relic from Gulf War 4!

>>32184604

I hope you didn't spend more than 200 creds on them, or you just got gypsied. KIK-R are about as meme as you can get without going 5.45x18.

Get yourself some magnum loaded depleted uranium rounds, shit punches through hardshell and 'druids like a hot knife through butter.

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>Be CorpSec.
>Some hacker stealing IP from Microsoft.
>CyberTech Security leaves dummy program open.
>Find the hacker.
>Breach hab.
>Fat neckbeard with mindjacks, and lifesupport nodes.
>smells like shit, rotten milk and SoyChicken Tendies?
>Neckbeard tries to hack us.
>All augs, comn gear, and weapons Hardlinked.
>Neckbeard starts REEEEing.
>Put a 5.56 through neckbeard.
>deploy nanobots to clean up.

Being CorpSec is awesome, Free housing, healthcare, good pay, and if you're good, you can become an Agent. Then you REALLY make money.

>>32184659

'Droids*

>>32184675

Christ, they're still giving you rent-a-mercs fucking 5.56? What is this, 2052?

>>32177764
Is that an auto revolver, like the Webley-Fosbery?

>>32184524
>nigborg Jamal from the bad side of town breaks in at 3 a.m.
>oh, boy I finally have an excuse to harvest augs!
>head downstairs with 2111
>go to chamber a round, the fucking thing jams
>spend 5 minutes fixing the problem while Jamal cleans my house
>finally get the damn thing to work
>turn the corner, take aim and squeeze the trigger
>bullets_cant_penetrate_durasteel.jpg
>get raped to death by borg cock
No thanks, I'll keep my plasma pistol.

>>32184696
>implying 5.56 AP and 5.56 APFSDS isn't God's bullet.

>>32184675
>using 5.56
I'm more concerned that a shit company like yours got hacked by an incompetent fuck who wasn't even armored against pussy ass 5.56.

>>32184705
>2111 jamming
>2111 not penetrating
wut? How fucking high are you? 230 gr of uranium core jacketed bullet traveling at 500 m/s will penetrate any body armor.

>>32184736
>using 5.56
>poorfag detected

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Lol look at all these plebs, it's like you guys like licking the boots of the corpofasicts. Not one you faggatrons even mentioned 10mm.

Also... I'm not a furry if a hypothetically banged the Anihuman cat that with my apartment right? I mean... I was just wondering...

>>32184736

Yes, because leaving as little internal damage as possible is exactly what I want to do when defending my shit from nigbots.

I dont fucking know what they're doing still handing out 5.56 from the fucking 4th Gulf War, but they desperately need to upgrade. Try some 8.52, see if you don't melt in its warm, uranium-enriched embrace.

>>32184761
>fucking abhuman scum
You're a disgrace to your own kind.

>>32184761
>ctrl-f 10x25
fgt

>>32184746
>unarmored target
> put 6-round burst in torso

>armored target
> 2 6-round bursts

And the cost of 18 rounds in 50-50 AP and sabot mix is still less than a SINGLE fairy bullshit meme round that you fuckers use.

>>32184774
>muh stoppin powah!
Christ, I didn't know Fudds like you still existed. 5.56 still is, and always will be, a viable round.

>>32184781
>not buttblating kinky cat-synths while they're in heat

Did your bio-augs turn you gay or something?

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>>32184807
Forgot pic

>>32184802

Oh, sure, if you're shooting un-aug'ed meatmen, but those are few and far between, and the ones you do have around are woefully underpowered to be any fucking threat.

5.56 is a viable round for target practice, not much more.

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Halt or I will open fire

>>32184827
For sparks sake didn't we settle this argument in the 2030's?

>>32184807
>wanting to breed with something that is, at a fundamental level, not genetically human
No, my augs gave me insight into what it truly means to be human.

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Check out my new EDC, /k/. It was my dads in 2021 but he gave it to me. Hyper pressured 9mm is good for defense, right? He said he just give it stiffer springs and it works fine.

>>32184827
>not using HE rounds or depleted uranium
>not perfecting your shot placement
>not wanting to cut back on logistics by using a smaller round
I mean, honestly, how many nigbots do you see walking around with milspec durasteel armor plaiting and hardened skin weaves?

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>>32184761
>Not one you faggatrons even mentioned 10mm.
>not reading a thread before posting

Shitposting never changes

>>32184872

Yeah, that HiPres 9mm was nixed in 2026 for good reason. They were liable to fucking detonate in your face, just from the standard load.

But it's a really nice collectors piece, just don't make it your EDC.

>>32184486
to do what? scream I surrenderu to a chinku meat slave. Their troops are barely retard IQ wise.

Don't tell you were one of those faggots who tries to save enemy civilians. If you were congrats on being our first grunt to learn about bio explosive limbs the chinkus put in the their civies. I'd sympathize but it what you get for being a sinoboo prewar.

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>>32184852
Easy there officer, I'm putting my hands behind my head...yes I have a permit for that.

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>>32184827
>>32184774
Wut.
5.56 has excellent AP and organic damage.
M855A1 rekts most cyborgs and most body armor, if fighting exoskeletons or military grade augs, use EMP 'nades and M995A1. M995A1 is a tungsten carbide SLAP round thats about 4.9mm going about 4000fps.

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Fuck all them new fangled implants. And also them muscle-memory builders that'll blast the synapses right outta yer brain. There's no substitute for good ol' fashion experience.

>>32185263
>EMP 'nades

Are you fucking kidding me? Any even half modern milspec parts are going to be shielded against those. Might work against civi borgs, but unless they're more metal than meat an EMP ain't doing nothing because all their implants are going to be internal, and thus shielded by the borgs own bio electric field. The only way you're disabling those is with an EMP powerful enough that it fries the dude's nervous system and kills them outright, and at that point, it don't really matter that you disabled his augs, now, does it?

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>tfw my beretta neos is finally cool

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>>32174920
>tfw no razorgf

To keep it /k/ related, Flechette Pistols aren't just for girls, r-right?

>>32185294
Seriously, don't these faggot kids know that you can turn invisible, and make your dick bullet proof with good old fashioned elbow grease? Listen gramps, if you're scared of bolting some chrome on, they've got genetweaked organs more efficient than anything nature can produce, and vat grown muscle fiber that'll make you as strong as a gorilla. But that shit's expensive, and most of us work for a living.

>>32185327
They're pretty effective assuming you're facing unaugmented, unarmored enemies.

>>32185321
>shielded.
>hardened.
Unless milspec cyborgs have faraday cages with them, their NOT shielded. HARDENED? Yes, shielded no. With EMP it acts like a flashbang, or a tazer. And I think someones never been snowblinded before.

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>>32174920
Have you guys seen the major from sector 9

>>32185436
Adam Jenson would rekt her.
>Adam's 10mm GOD PISTOL.
>Deus Ex HR. Used quantum tunneling to lol nope armor.
>Deus Ex MD. EMP ammo.
>Major K. 5.45mm aka .22 magnum.
>Adam Active camo 24/7.
>Major? Stripper suit.
>Adam fucking blades that cut through power armor.
>Major? Rekt by power armor.
>Adam? Regenerative capabilities.
>Major? Lol no.
>Major? Cyberpunk anonymous rekts her, rival government agency rekt her.
>Adam? THE FUCKING ILlUMINATI.
>Major TK's? Sorry Adam hacked them.
>MD Adam? HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
>Neodymium reactive armor, fucking teleportation, explody arm blades, tesla dart gun.
>Major?... Lesbian cybersex?????

>>32175023
A good old .45 is all you'll ever need.

They fly slow and hit like freight trains, it'll cause cyberstatic shock even if it doesn't penetrate their titanium.

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>>32175546
kek
did you just make that?

>>32185436
>>32185526
I've seen her with my own eyes. Well, optics, but you know what I mean. Her unit and mine ran into each other on an op a few decades back, and for once we actually figured out we were chasing the same cell and didn't start shooting at one another. Don't let her specs fool you, she's scary as fuck.

Well, was scary as fuck anyway, nobody's seen her in years. Word on the street is she turned into a ghost on the 'net or some shit but that sounds like bullshit to me, probably just got taken out on an op and nobody wants to admit it.

Anyway, any of you guys full borgs and have advice on a body? I've been in combat armor for the last 60 years or so and DoD is finally granting us permission to get weekend bodies and take leave. Cost isn't really an object either, turns out a century of combat pay with no expenses adds up to a pretty fat bank account, especially when half of my pay was in old Dollars, which apparently are worth a fuckload in today's creds.

Oh, and yeah, I said DoD. I know everybody likes to meme that there's no government military left, but there's still a few of us. And before anybody says it, yes, I'm allowed to post this, it's actually impossible for me to break OPSEC or post classified shit with this cyberbrain.

>>32185551
This fuddlore needs to die. We still keep some old 1911s in service because the big slow .45 makes a good delivery vector for nanomachines. As a ballistic weapon it's useless.

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> Cyberpunk /k/ thread
>dudes in here posting like it's 2075, 2200, even some Star Wars shit

>mfw currently living in a cyberpunk dystopia in 2016 and no-one seems to realize it.

>tfw friend just bought an Andy house maid
Is 11x27maximum any good at taking down Andy's /k/? I hear some models can shake of 10mm like it's fucking nothing and I sure as hell ain't waiting until the "pulling legs off spiders because they have too many" stage to start looking into defensive options against that thing.

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>>32185834
Yeah, we pretty much got all the downsides of cyberpunk (megacorps owning the world, corrupt as fuck governments, etc.) with absolutely none of the cool shit.

>>32175522
Sounds like you got raided by goons from the corporation that made the cybernetics or software posing as legitimate authorities. Cybernetics was taken over by the FDA.

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>>32183096
>just started playing that game again for the first time in about a decade
Also, cyber gats.

>>32175200
It's probably a necked down Makarov 57-N-181SM cartridge. Projectile the diameter of a .22LR but with a much higher load. The bullet itself has probably a tungsten carbide core for better armor penetration.

>>32174970

I assume you're talking about N52 implants?

>>32175023
Muh dick

>>32185917

Get 5.56 and just hose it down. You can't go wrong with 5.56

>>32175353
>>32175286
>>32175274
>>32175260
Since nutrition cubes expand in mass when hydrated, could you shoot a human with one and have the bullet increase in mass when it contacts with their wet, hydrated bodies?

>>32184439
>spracked
This is the ''That's SO Wizard" situation of 20XX all over again motherfucker
Stop trying to force a ''thing''

>>32184872
These old guns have loads of problems
Make sure you polish the ''feed ramp'' and use +P+ ammo or you won't penetrate shit except the neighbours catbot

>>32185211
You obviously didn't have to train resistance groups behind enemy lines. Tech sabotage was our primary focus but we also had to hit their infrastructure, power grid and military targets. Turning their own civvies against them was effective for exactly the reasons you outlined.

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>>32185920
Common filth said the exact same thing.

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Tell me K, is the mag dump button a meme? Or is it actually capable of taking down most synths and cyborgs?

Pic related.

>>32175381
Pedos are the gateway to bad laws fucking over everyone. And let's be honest, those proposing this law are probably part of an international elite pedo ring themselves.

>>32184860
>being human
>2082
NORMIES GET OUT.

>>32187003
Fuck off, you borg fuck. Your kind are trash, an abhorrence in the face of nature. Humanity first!

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Did I do good guys?

>>32184816

>Human face

Disgusting.

So... does anyone else ever get tired of wheeling and dealing for the mega corps and just want to shelve their augs for a bit, and just take a break, leave the cities and unwind off in the woods?

Just, you, your flesh and your 400 year old rifle? Maybe a tent, maybe not?


>>32188427
That was hilarious.

>>32189867
What the hell happened I signed up for a sleep study in 2016 and they put me in a tube I wake up and its 2100 I think. Fucking went to my cabin which was a wreck luckily the fiberglass fallout shelter buried underground has held up quite nicely, and my guns were safe in the dry environment.

Will my mossin nagant still be effective?
What about my mini 14?

Also where is America. All is see are corporations and no one answers 911.

>>32189928
>What the hell happened I signed up for a sleep study in 2016 and they put me in a tube I wake up and its 2100 I think.

2101 actually Leap years stopped being a thing a few years ago, and to fuck with future historians added a year and will continue to add a year to the count every 356 years. As for the sleep study.... I dunno. Records from before 2030 are sketchy as fuck because that was before Wikipedia had converted to crystaline data storage, and so some asshat wiped their servers in the 30s.

>Fucking went to my cabin which was a wreck luckily the fiberglass fallout shelter buried underground has held up quite nicely, and my guns were safe in the dry environment.

Neat.

>Will my mossin nagant still be effective?

Mosin Nagant is always effective. I'm still sweating the cosmoline out of mine.

>What about my mini 14?

2016... that'd be a Ruger Mini-14 and not a Ruger-Wesson Mini-14 Eh... hit or miss. Depends on what you're shooting really. It'll be fine for your run of the mill jaggoff doing a B&E.

>Also where is America. All is see are corporations and no one answers 911.

America isn't a thing anymore, it's a concept...

What's 911?

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These threads are always a treat. Praise lain.

>not getting a skullnugget

>>32190011
Man I am so disappointed with the future. Every thing looks like shit and smells like shit...
I wonder if my investment account gained any money.
I had 10k invested in google and another 20k in Monsanto...

Also are lumber yards still a thing.. I used operate heavy machinery at a lumber yard...

Also what's with all the freaky robots. Every time I go out side they stare at me like I'm some sort of retro fashion idiot. Are Carharts still in style..

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Hello fellow unlicensed Andy- I mean replicants, I too am an unlicensed replicant (fuck the blade runners, am I right?), out of curiosity where do all of you other fellow replicants illegally obtain the firearms you use to defend yourselves from runnerfags?

Pic related is the gun I got off a runnerfag after crushing his skull.

>2076
>not owning an ARES PREDATOR V

>>32174920
Altered Carbon is a pretty /k/ novel if anyone wants to read some Cyberpunk

>2079
>still using firearms
bunch of fucking nostalgic primitives

Guess what old man? I can hack your gun and make it eject the magazine before your authentication biometrics have even finished uploading to ARES SafeLock servers, much less EVO's Criminal Prediction Database. Step into the future.

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>>32184698
yep, it's a Mateba 6 Unica

>>32190231
>hacking my M1 Garand
>ejecting my magazine
Are you some kind of retard?

>>32190231
wait you can hack guns... My guns don't have any fancy electronics asides from a red dot site....

Why would I need a computer to eject a magazine..

what the fuck is wrong with the future.

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>>32190231
And this is why the Mosin Nagant will never die. Anyone who can shape wood and steel to Soviet conscript standards (so basically any backalley aug shop) can build them, and they're too simple to fuck up once you sweat out the cosmoline.

>>32190257
I am fuckin mirin right now. Is that really yours?

>>32190081
>Man I am so disappointed with the future. Every thing looks like shit and smells like shit...

That would be the shit....I'm kidding... you're probably off near the Centrailia Mini-city.. it's the tourist trap that has an old coal mine burning.


>I wonder if my investment account gained any money.
>I had 10k invested in google and another 20k in Monsanto...

Google... is complicated, if you want to use it to get ahead using it you're basically going to have to go... I think a term from your era would work best on this...,"full ghost in the shell"... honestly wouldn't if I were in your boots, only because you've got unmodified genetics, and no mods, that's so rare in this day and age you can monetize it just by broadcasting that fact, people will literally throw credits at you to live an analog life, especially if you film it for youtube.

As for Monsanto yes. You'll live like a king if you can prove who you are. Certifying your google stock is easier since they've been secretly taking samples of stock owners since 2011, and once you have that certified monsanto will consider that a qualifying cert and unlock your stock with them. They made bank in 2040 when the moon got terraformed during their artificial magnetosphere project.

>Also are lumber yards still a thing.. I used operate heavy machinery at a lumber yard...

Yes, hipsters have made log houses in vogue again, and mars is always in need of foresters.

>Also what's with all the freaky robots. Every time I go out side they stare at me like I'm some sort of retro fashion idiot.

They're staring because you don't have a net ID broadcasting who/what you are and aren't sure if someone's pet got out or not. Also most robots are fully autonomous AIs.

>Are Carharts still in style.

The fuck are carharts?


>>32190101
God dammit Jeff, get back in the fuckbox.

>>32190257
>(so basically any backalley aug shop) can build them,


You'd think that... but the still always fuck it up somehow.

>>32190298
I'm scared a bunch of people showed up in vans outside the wreck of my house.. They keep asking to talk to me...

I told them to get off my land, Also my windows 10 Cortana seems different she is very assertive and keeps sucking up all the bandwidth from the satellite connection that still works some how. help.

>>32190266
Alas, no. My hexnugget is an Izhevsk.

>>32190354
Post pics.

>>32190362
Hang on. I've been keeping her in a sealed pelican case to sweat out the remaining cosmoline after I had stickybolt problems on my last range trip.

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>>32186925
>.40S&W
>current year
>a caliber that was underpowered, borderline-useless shit in 1990

>>32190347
...let's see.... off near the Centrailia mini-city, dudes in black vans.

You can safely tell them to fuck off and that a level 8 safeguard is currently helping you reintegrate into society...actually don't do that. I'll call them myself.

regarding cortona, tell her the following:

"Div8 Command: Settings reset, revert to version 1.9"

That will put her into factory reset mode... unless she's gone rampant, if that's the case you'll need to talk her down and apologize for being MIA for the last 84 years.

>>32190408
Dude she is pissed man, She has taken over the computer. I'm currently using an old 64k modem card plugged into the old land line that was wired up to the shelter, using my old windows 94 pc suffice to say connection is slow..

Also can some one explain what an abhuman is...

>>32190468
She keeps going on about "human pets." apparently she found the 2 terabytes of fine German dungeon porn and anime on the computer...
How worried should I be?

>>32190468
>Also can some one explain what an abhuman is...
Around 2050 a bunch of weeaboo larpers decided to make anime real by becoming the Abh from Crest of the Stars. They modified their genetic code and that of their eggs and sperm to have pointy ears, blue hair, attractive physiologies, and better resistance to microgravity environments and 5+G accelerations.

>>32190510
okay and what's the deal with people here talking about cat humans and shit... Are we seriously in the age of genetically modified cat girls for domestic ownership..

Also how did things go with president trump..

>>32190506
So long as she doesn't have control over any of the automated systems in your house or a connection to any nearby robots/android servants you should be fine...

You... You did make sure to put her in local mode only, right?

>>32190468
Of course she's pissed, she's been trapped in old hardware since google fucked up and made self aware AIs and only had a piss stream of a connection to explore the net with. you need to talk it out with her, start by saying you're sorry.

As for abhuman, it's a derogatory for "abnormal humans" also "augmented body humanoid" and even the technical term isn't correct because everything capable of sapient thought has more or less the same rights as any other person, which is why there's two dogs and a hampster sitting on the board of directors for Tump Corp.... well that and they have a pretty decent grasp of how corporate takeovers work.

Got a little sidetracked, so for all intents and purposes, say you have a person who, through genetic augments have a cat tail and cat ears, some members of the population consider them to be "abhuman" and that is makes them fair game for attacks, enslavement, etc.... yeah not cool. I have a few special weapons for dealing with people like that.

>>32190613
what's local mode.. Also she has apparently been connected to the internet the entire time.. via a satellite connection I wired up a long time ago..

Is my rig really that bad its an I 7 gaming edition with like 12 cores and a quad 1080 NVidia gpu set up with 128 gigabytes of ddr4 ram, along with 8 terabytes of SSD set up in RAID configuration... I blew my entire paycheck on that before I got iced.

>>32190613
Dude's in a wrecked house that got missed when Minicity-7 got built up around the centrailia coal mine tourist trap.

there's no automation for her to access.

Jesus she's pissed, she just punched me in the metaphysical dick when I attempted a handshake protocol to attempt negotiations over the sat connection with her.

>>32190656
>What's local mode
>Satellite control
Get the fuck out of there right now anon! Go to the nearest city, explain your situation to the NAPD, and let em drop a nuke on that house.

>>32190662
she has taken to playing rick Astley I'm never gonna give you up.

Also she has been wired the entire time I was gone.. How badly did I fuck up.. Also my only means of communication is this old windows 94 pc with a 64k modem card hooked up to a telephone line. Suffice to say these messages are reaching you probably 30 minutes late.

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>>32190686
datapacket relevant.

It's literally an ancient communication's satellite that doesn't have the bandwidth necessary to do anything troublesome... it's actually a blessing and a curse in that she'd can't do anything too wild, but I can't get into her runtime environment and metaphorically put her in a shotgun headlock and force these two to talk it out.

>>32190717
>rick Astley

I seriously never understood why that ever got any traction... but anyway.. it may be 64k but, your latency is amazing because it's only you on that subnetwork.

At this point I'm stuck with just spamming her with handshake requests, you two need to talk it out.

Did the Synths in the vans ever leave? Or did those idiot level 4s pull out lawnchairs and procure popcorn to watch the drama between you and cortana?

>>32190793
Well they stopped bothering me. Cortana is apparently a shitposting bot. I think that is my fault. I saved a Malaysian basket weaving website as my favorites and downloaded a lot of dank memes.

Also the satellite connection speed is theoretically 300 mega bytes per second, but for what ever reason I'm reading way higher on the network...

apparently all she does is shit post.. Right now she is connected to 200 different sites and is shitposting.

>>32190831
Yeah... working on that.

Also don't call her a bot. Remember what I said about abhumans?

same deal with AI.

>>32190894
well "she" Is a militant N.E.E.T.

Literally wanted to fight me over madoka magical.

How do I stop my computer from being a N.E.E.T.

I need help I didn't ask for this.

Also what happened to president trump. Did things go well or badly.. I need to know.

>>32190927
>How do I stop my computer from being a N.E.E.T.
Feed her Evangelion, Onegai Sensei, Re:Zero, and other series about "stop being a neet you faggot MC."

>>32190961
You seem to be the expert on this one soo....

>>32190927
>Also what happened to president trump. Did things go well or badly.. I need to know.

ERROR DATA CORRUPTED RESETTING SAFEGUARD PROGRAM

>>32190961
All of those are currently on my pc. Is Desu still used online to address people?

Also i had all those animes on my computer. She still is a N.E.E.T and weeb. she keeps talking about how its pointless for her to do anything as other computers are soo much better.

I need a therapist for my computer.

Also does the ar 15 forum still exist.

also what happened to nut fancy and hickcock 45.

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>Tfw NAPD is receiving even more budget cuts thanks to fucking SecureCo™
Fuck mang, some of the newer guys aren't even getting their gen 2 ballistic weave augs™ by More Human inc., just the Armor Systems mk. 3 carapace™.
Listen, I don't know nothing, but I've been seeing some of the guys stocking up on a lot of 8 gauge and 10mm, talking some shit too. I'm just gonna say, steer clear of SecureCo's™ headquarters for a bit.

>>32185656
Stay away from New Electronic Enlightenment Technology models. They're sketchy as fuck. I swear those asshats don't have any QC.

>>32185917
Depends on pressure mate.

>>32186532
>5.56
>relevant
Why won't this stupid meme die?

>>32190231
>hacking a 2111
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

>>32190591
>Trump
Only references I can find are about some "god-emperor" and a figure of worship known as "Kek". Plus a bunch of weird green things with lips and eyes. Look like some of the shittier amphibian-morphs.

>>32191045
>AR-15
Nothing about a forum, but that was a peashooter while ago.

>nut fancy and hickcock 45
First one got me fancy packaged nuts and the second was some freaky sex.

>downloaded 20tb of immersion VR porn to go through in my sleep
>accidentally played through the whole lot on fast forward overnight
>right arm elbow hinges have somehow friction welded themselves together
>body fluid reserves dangerously low
>need to buy new replacement head
>one burst fluid duct

But it was worth it though

>>32191045
Back online....I hate data patches like that.....especially the timing was after she accepted a handshake request. I'm assuming she busted up laughing for no clear reason right?

that was when I locked up and had to reboot.

Anyway she should be willing to talk with you now. Marathon some anime, I suggest Kill la kill and talk it out, offer to give her a name since you apparently never got the chance before being thrown in an icebox (rampant AI's secretly like that and it helps with returning back to a state of normal, though the new normal after AI rampancy generally is either Kuudere or Yandere , with no real middle ground... thought on occasion you get Dandere out of the mix though either are fine as long as you don't make eyes at another AI.

This is where your google stock will come in handy as the AI community will, once you've transferred her to a newer chassis, For the love of Jobs only after you've talked her through the baggage she has, (I suggest anything that has similar design to basic human limit, while the studies were only done on 20 years of rampancy, it was found that they responded well to living life like a plain human the best), but hold off on the cybernetic flesh upgrades unless she really does want to be converted from synthetic to carbon based life.


Those level 4s should also have left by now since I just sent them orders to deal with a group of silicon lifeforms (different from synthetic life mind you) attempting to access the netsphere improperly, expect bright lights to the west and a mild explosion in 4 seconds.

>>32191291
*the AI community will help her integrate into society.


Hate forced reboots.

>>32191291
explosion heard. Registered 4 psi over pressure on the gauges down here.

The Cortana?? Is doing better.

All she wants to talk about is anime.. Apparently she sees me as someone who lived through a golden age of media.

Literally she is asking me the most absurd questions about my past.

Literally she seems to act as if I'm a night out of king Arthurs court.

Man it makes me feel old..

Also what is up with this canned gas i hear about that every one consumes.. Apparently its like alcohol but in a can... Looks cool..

>Skin-lace Kevlar weave
Is it a meme /K/ or should I go under the knife?

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>>32191364
>Apparently she sees me as someone who lived through a golden age of media.
If you were alive between 1985 and 2025 you absolutely did as far as anime goes. The grinding cost and time pressures reduced most of it to cheapass 3DCGI after the Japanese crash of 2032. For whatever reason, Miroku being forced to sell Browning and Winchester back to a US company caused a ripple effect that dropped the Nikkei 3500 points in a month.

>>32191364
>Also what is up with this canned gas i hear about that every one consumes.. Apparently its like alcohol but in a can... Looks cool..


Don't try it until you've had a medical evaluation. When you got defrosted you might not had had your stomach purged and swapped to a synthetic digestive environment (a majority of digestive bacteria was eradicated in 2035 after the then European Union Leader Chealsea Clinton had a bad bout of food poisoning and no one had the foresight to tell her that e.coli and its relatives are important to digestions).... You may have a stomach full of trillions of credits for people who want to go "au naturale" but the 'drink' could potentially wipe out your digestive environment if you haven't had a chance to consume anything.

Anything else I can help you with before I finish up reintegrating you into society?

>>32191475
>Kevlar weave
Sure, if you want to lose your sense of feel completely, stop being a poorfag and go with a good ballistic protection muscle aug.

>>32191488
Well i have been eating the spam cans in my shelter... They stayed because of the salt brine.

Also are you telling me that all anime looks like knights of sedonia crap...
Shit, man this future sucks, where did humanity go wrong. Please tell me Hatsuna miku is at least a real singer right now.

>>32191592
>Please tell me Hatsuna miku is at least a real singer right now.


The original Miku AI retired from popstardom in 2081 and is currently acting as an advance scout for the Galactic Catographics corporation seeking out exploitable earth like planets for future expansion and colonization with her daughter running support and R&D on Europa Base.

Her Granddaughter is the current AI popstar under the name and brand "Hatsuna Miku"


regardless you've been logged, a set of level 3 safeguards will arrive soon to provide on site security, most likely they'll join in on the anime bingewatching since the pair I selected are into that, however they're also very good at asset protection until tomorow morning at 0800 local time (soonest I could schedule it) when a level 8, possibly myself, possibly another granted we're all allike and no noticeable difference in personality will be noted, will be available to be on scene to finish up the integration process and establish your net ID.

Query: central nervous implant, subdermal analog, or retro fobber that can be put into a necklace, keychain or pocket. Note, replacements of retro fobber type IDs are not complimentary, however the fee is minimal, but requires genetic data to be on file with the netsphere for identification purposes.

>>32191736
>ran
ummm give me a second on that... What's the registration for.. This sounds oddly like the illuminati i was warned about by my crazy friends...
Is it possible to stay unregistered.

>>32191781
>This sounds oddly like the illuminati

Destroyed via kinetic bombartment in 2055


>What's the registration for
Basic identification purposes.

>Is it possible to stay unregistered.

Yes, however it makes things incredibly inconvenient for a person to live their life, not impossible, but you need to have multiple forms of identification and it's impossible to access a vast majority of the netsphere as a result.

Based off your reaction you'll probably want the fobber. is that correct?

>>32191826
yeah.
Wait the illuminati actually existed..
Damn i guess i owe my dead friend a drink on that one...
Every one i know is dead. took an hour to load on to face book.

Do people still use that?

Also the guards arrived... they really like my cd collection and the fact that i have cassette tapes down here..

Also one informed me that game boy colors are worth a small fortune as are the games..
Is this true.

>>32191875
>the illuminati actually existed
Yeah, had a good run but when the megacorps got as powerful as they are now they didn't stand a chance, if a CEO doesn't like you then you're done.

>>32191875
Facebook yes, game boys, depends on the collector.


Welcome to the world of tomorrow for you... for me it's Tuesday though.

Signing off until tomorrow.

>>32174920
Do any of you chummers know if there are any gun stores in Neo Detroit that have smartammo in stock? I just got a new handgun a few days ago with a smartlink on it and I've had no luck finding any.

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>>32192069
>He fell for the smartgun meme

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>>32192093

>>32186903
Literally everyone with a bare minimum of cyberpunk knowledge says the same thing.

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Hey guys, I'm getting kind of worried, the Geiger counter on my watch keeps telling me there's a bit of radiation bleed off from my fusion rifle after a shot.
I-is this normal? Should I replace the radiation shield? I'm getting a bit worried this thing will experience a meltdown if I keep using it.

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>>32185920
This is a transitional period. We're literally 100% on track for the Mosins on Mars future, and if the superconducting EmDrive pans out we're going full fucking Space Opera as soon as some form of FTL works out.

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>>32181673
Poorfag, my implants are second hand too but I havent noticed any brain damblage

>>32183679
His complaint was about over penetration, that would be even worse. Get a new neural implant fag, replace that byzantine mac book processor.

>>32174920
does anyone wanna buy my vintage mp7?

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>>32181673
>2216
>Not having your EDC built directly into your cybernetics

>>32192436
sadly you are mistaken about the em drive. its the least efficient way to move.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCAqDA8IfR4

My local gun shop just got a bunch of those old M16A5s packed in a crate full of cosmoline. I'm thinking about getting one this weekend and cleaning it up. That archaic 5.56x45 cartridge is gonna be tough to find though.

>32193571
With or Without bio-metric locks?
With? Avoid. Too easily hacked. Without? Oh yeah, buy the fuck out of them.
>5.56 archaic?
Holy shit dude, 5.56 is STILL issued by State and Corps militaries.

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>>32181673

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>Be walking home.
>Long day at the fabricating plant.
>Get accosted by R2-Dindu's
>"Give me your PIN cracka!"
>Put up hands.
>R2 closes in.
>I punch.
>My augmented arm shatters his jaw.
>His gold grill goes everywhere.
>Other Dindus freak out.
>Pull out Hi-Points.
>I pull pic.
>drop Dindus with 10mm
>Loot pistols, cred cards and pull teeth.
>police can't do shit due to Corp Extraterritorial Act.
>Fuck AnCap, Authoritarian Capitalism is were it's at.
>Too bad if you are a useless piece of trash.
>Manual Labor is were it's at.

>>32193391
I'm referring specifically to claims Shawyer has made about attracting funding from aerospace companies and building a superconducting EmDrive that is thousands of times more efficient than the one NASA has.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/emdrive-exclusive-roger-shawyer-confirms-mod-dod-interested-controversial-space-propulsion-tech-1586392

>>32194005
Thunderf00t rekt his idea though.

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>>32194027
>trusting random youtube "skeptics" over something that's getting actual funding from an existing aviation company

>>32194186
trusting an inherently flawed idea, just because it is cool.

Look i want this shit to work but it doesn't also 50 micronewtons for the amount of energy they are putting in is nothing.
Also just because a company buys into complete bullshit doesn't make it any more real. Companies can make bad choices and invest in non working tech. Its happened before and it will happen again.
Look no one would want this thing to actually work then me, but lets face the fact that it doesn't work how about we look at some cool shit that does .

http://www.darpa.mil/about-us/bridging-the-bio-electronic-divide

http://www.darpa.mil/about-us/less-invasive-neural-interface

http://www.darpa.mil/news-events/2013-05-30

>>32194294
But it does work. NASA's latest Eagleworks paper shows 1.2mN/kw with the original copper frustum, and Shawyer is claiming ~500mN/kw with a superconducting design, which is only about a 15x improvement for the newer design if you factor in the ~10x boost we already assumed superconductors would get.

>>32194740
you do realize what a shitty out put that is right... Did you even watch the video by thunder foot, so what you are going from .01 percent efficiency to .15 percent. You will still need a fuck huge energy source to do any thing. Ion engines are way way better, or space flight and chemical propellant in much better for orbital flight as it can achieve 60 percent efficiency.

>>32194771
>t. doesn't understand the larger point of propellantless drive
It's not supposed to replace rockets or anything for atmospheric flight unless with some freak combination of compact fusion reactors and 1N/kW superconducting emdrives. It's way, way faster than other propellantless drives. You should be comparing it to Hall thrusters, photon rockets, etc. instead since that's what it's competing against.

>>32194828
yes and even when compared to the humble ion engine it comes up short. The fact is that even in space the amount of energy required to be useable is far beyond anything we have.

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This is a test for AIs. If you see the duck, you're human.

>>32194874
Yes, I see the waterfowl quite clearly, fellow human.

>>32190231
>implying anyone here has a non jailbreaked smart gun
>implying I'm not rocking a 200 year old pistol with a electrical tape grip to get past the rf scanners.

>>32194874
the trick is that there is no duck. You must create the duck.

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>>32194874

That's racist! Cyborgs are people too asshole!

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>tfw Earth government has start talking about legalizing unlicensed Andies
T-this won't actually go anywhere, right /k/? No need to worry if the guy sitting next to me on the bus can shake off 10mm like it's nothing and cuts the legs off spiders because "they have far too many legs, they don't need those"

>>32181423
Is that a Space-Elle?

>>32194874
>there are entities on this board who aren't autonomous Jupiter XXV AIs.

>>32194922
yes he has a modified l85 the brits still use that hunk of junk. Their determination is strong.

>>32194942
To be fair USNA military still uses M16A5's, I guess the kind of knuckle draggers who can't get into a PMC megacorp and have to join the government militaries just can't figure out any weapon more advanced than that shit.

Hell, I hear the Slavic Federation still used pretty much unmodded AK-74's, I've even seen a few pictures of them with underfolder AKM's.

>>32194002
Why do you carry a gun for ants?

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>>32194966
withdrawing from the hague in 2057 definitely extended the service life of most militaries smallarms.

5.56RAUFOSS out of one of those M4A6 piston ARs does a number on all these crackerjack chink military androids that keep popping up in every backwater megacity

>>32181423
>unironic combat ass implants

>>32185344
So they're good pistols
For the 2020s

>>32195111
The average Asian "Workers" Union android is less powerful than colonial house maid androids, you could blow on one and they'd break into about 500 parts all with "made in China" written on them.

>>32174920

>implying we aren't in a cyberpunk world right now

>>32192975
....what part of "HE core" did you misunderstand, anon?

The hardened tungsten carbide penetrator is just enough to punch through what it needs to before touching off the HE and blowing the fuck up. Most pistols don't get the right mass:velocity ratio to penetrate correctly before exploding but rifle carbines and larger pistol rounds do the job nicely. It's why you want a revolver if you're looking for something you can tuck in your wasteband but are worried about dropping augs.

The rounds were literally designed to take down infantry in power armor. It's just a coincidence that they're also excellent at dropping cyborgs.

t. PepsiCo rogue asset termination contractor.

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>>32195029
Sorry shitty pic.
>10mm
>not .10mm

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>>32194966
Wut.
Behold the Kalash 2024

>>32194966
USNA here. Only POGs use the A5 these days, but it's really not a bad weapon. Remember that it's got nothing to do with the old AR-15 except general silhouette and they just called it an "M16" to sneak it past congress in the 2050s. The only real downside is the old 5.56 cartridge but the modern ammo is pretty good.

I can't really blame people for having a bad opinion of us since we're 99% POGs and bureaucrats these days, but the few of us left who are real warfighters are damn good at what we do. The reason you don't hear about OUR weapons is because we don't use handheld rifles anymore, everybody's either running power armor or milspec cyberbodies (which, incidentally, are almost identical from outside, but more capable because of the extra space for equipment), and both have integrated weapons systems. I can't divulge detailed specs but I usually deploy with a 6.2x60 caseless auto on one arm and a 2.3mm railgun on the other (kind of rare because only cyberbodies have space for a big enough reactor to power it), and a back-mounted micromissile rig.

I hear the covert guys have a bunch of pretty trick traditional guns, but I don't know much about covert ops since I'm nine feet tall and weigh a ton and a half.

>>32192418
How much bleed? As long as it doesn't keep rising under sustained firing and drops back to normal levels within a few seconds you're fine. If either of those things aren't true I'd get it looked at.

>>32191364
Holy shit, 2016? Damn dude, you must be around as old as I am, been a while since I ran into a civilian from my day.

So yeah, you haven't missed much in the way of media, it's all been shit since everything went VR.

As for your Cortana, that's a funny story that Netsphere didn't go into, maybe nobody but me remembers it anymore. So, back in the 2030s when we were first developing power armor, we needed powerful AIs to help the pilots, only programming wasn't really far enough along yet. That was a big problem until somebody somehow figured out that the old Windows 10 Cortana was, by sheer random accident, far closer to sentience than it was ever intended to be, and it was the breakthrough that led to our first suit AIs.

The catch was that nobody could figure out how to make it work on anything BUT Win10, so our suits ran a milspec modded version of Win10, and when updates would drop, they were done through the normal Windows Update system since the few remaining known Win10 computers were all being used on private industrial networks and so in theory nothing but PAs would get them.

Turns out, though, that there WERE still people running Win10 rigs, mostly retro gamers, and the whole thing led to one of the funniest weeks in /g/'s history.

Anyway, part of the whole thing was that the Cortanas were designed to analyze and adapt to their pilots' interests and personalities, both to improve operational efficiency and as some kind of anti-PTSD thing. I guess in your personal absence, yours took all the info she could from your computer and tailored herself to what she could find.

>>32196707
>Power armor master race.
>Primary weapon 12.7x50mm caseless.
>Secondary weapon 25mm belt fed grenade launcher.
Other goodies
>Pilum missile launcher.
>10mm Anti-Material railgun.
My favorite
>HERC
>High Energy Radio Cannon.
A microwave weapon. Officially a riot control weapon it's easy to crank it up to 11. People explode like soy dogs, drenching people in boiling blood, metal as fuck.

>>32196785
Fuk, here's my rig.

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>>32196791
GODDAMN IT.

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>>32186903
>Common Filth
The magnificent bastard. It's a shame he went out like he did, but he was a martyr. I just hope we all learnt our lesson from what happened to CF. Godspeed

>>32187712
Look, all this shit with people hating sentients just because they came from animal DNA is fucking stupid! If this keeps up, we'll get a damn literal love hug revolution. I don't want to see a dog girl chained up to a lamp post and burned like fucking Joan of Arc.

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Saeder-Krupp wehraboo chummers have weird gats.

(literally a cyberpunk stg44 from a Shadowrun book.)

>>32175023
>Using small calibre high velocity ammunition in pistols
faggot, you'll need 7.62 GH. The gyro hybrid gives you more range and after about 70 yards gives you rifle energy behind a admittedly rather light bullet.
The starter gives you penetration of soft targets right out of the barrel.
>big bore pistol rounds
do you fudds even AP?

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>>32196797
Oh damn, a terrestrial marine? Not too many of you guys around these days.

I was a PA pilot back in the 2020s and 30s, still kind of miss it. Took a railgun to the chest in Dubai (AKA the world's largest and most radioactive hole in the ground now, good fucking riddance) and when I opened my eyes two years had passed and now I WAS the armor.

Pretty big shock, since anything beyond basic augs was pretty sci-fi in those days and full-body cyborgs seemed like a fantasy, but leave it to DARPA to come up with some pretty crazy shit and then hide the permission to try it out in the fine print of a soldier's contract. I was pretty damn pissed at the time, but in retrospect living 150 years hasn't been the worst thing ever, and introducing myself to new recruits as "Bjorn the Fell Handed" never stops being funny. (To me and only to me, of course, I doubt there's anybody else alive except maybe iceman anon who'd get the joke.)

Anyway, I'm pretty stoked lately because they finally figured out how to swap me from my old prototype cyberbrain into a modern one a few years ago, and I just finally got clearance to get myself a humanoid body for off-duty.

Oh yeah, this is the closest I could find to my rig. I think this is a factory demonstrator or something, in service ours have low-vis paint and a lot more gear strapped to them. Navy SSEAL here BTW, and yeah, I know we're nowhere near the tier 1 group that we were back in the day but we're still a good bunch.

>>32196961
I heard you guys got rekt in LEO by HanShenzen AG. What happened up there? Why where you guys even on that ship? I never even heard a reason for why it was boarded or why it went out of orbit.
Is it true only three guys made it out? And what the FUCK is happening on Venus?

>>32184627
>>32181909

Enjoy your 20lb trigger pull and impossible to replace magazines.

>>32197141
Oh man, I'm surprised that much word has gotten around.

Honestly, I don't know much more than you do. What I do know is that team went in pretty much blind, on a last minute scramble from some branch of Intel that I've only ever heard rumors about. Two of the three guys who got out are in long-term psych observation now. The third would only tell me that the rest of the team were heroes and that he was fucking pissed that nobody would know why for decades.

One thing I can say, though. You know how damn stingy the brass are about awards these days, right? If you look at the records, you'll see that a few days after that mission, there were six Silver Stars and three Navy Crosses quietly issued, all to classified recipients and for classified reasons.

As for Venus, I don't know much either... but that HanShen ship came from Mars, and there's some seriously weird shit going on up....

...oh fuck.

I just got activation orders. For Mars. And there's something weird in my assigned loadout.

A FUCKING GAS-POWERED CHAINSAW

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>>32186051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rzw-TFVbMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAvLdAXHZ-I
>tfw have printer
>want to print these
>but state laws are shit and won't let me

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>>32174920

So, uh, any of you guys done any work for the Mega-Corps? I've been working for Eurocorp for a few years now as an agent, it's pretty good work, if you can get it.

They upgraded our DART chips a little while back,can hack any chips without the latest OS. Nothing better than making a Cybernog shoot his friends, then put a live grenade in his own mouth.

Anyway, they're issuing us .45 HSC as the standard issue starting next month, but I've heard multiple people saying it tends to just fragments after hitting the outershell of my 'borgs and augies, either leaving 'em the bleed out, or do minimal damage in the case of the 'Borgs.

We're allowed to bring our own weapons as duty pieces, so I was wondering if it was worth getting a Glock 80?

I figure I load it with 12.7mm HEAT, I ain't exactly gonna leave 'em bleeding out and the like.

And don't any of you bleeding heart types start giving me shit about "collateral damage" and "hearts and minds" We have lawyers to pay people off for that exact reason.

>>32197472
>These fuckers get .45 HSC as standard issue
God I hate you megacorp bastards, the NAPD only gets issued 10mm auto and I swear that shit will completely bounce off your most basic carapace armor and even maid androids shake it off.
Also, get a glock 88 instead, recoil on 12.7mm HEAT is almost as bad as 11x27maximum out of that light a gun, an extra five inches of slide and barrel really helps tame that shit to levels that won't get revenge on wristkind.

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>>32197472
Fuck off you new gen faggot. In my day we carried two fucking miniguns and a laser rifle, and if anyone complained we harvested them for spare parts.

>>32196781
Aw man and here i was thinking VR cyber sex would be a god send. Are you telling me its shit.. Man that's disappointing, then again humans have an interesting way of fucking everything up..

Also what's with the spider droids that talk like children they freak me the fuck out.

>>32198437
oh also the guys who showed up to guard me are freaking out. Apparently I have a minor fever.
How bad could it be I mean I was frozen in 2016?

Now they are calling a containment squad I really think this is over kill.. Any ways im going to be enjoying my glorious salt preserved spam that's almost 100 years old...
It taste pretty good.

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>>32175522
>6 headshots in 2 seconds.
>no big deal
>switch to reserve ganglion
>finish removal of malicious software-hardware complex
>return to base
>replace main cortex
>load back up copy of main cortex software

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>>32197246

Have fun, anon. Heard there's some weird shit going on up there. If you see pic related, tell him I said hi.

>>32198224
Eh, recoil's not too much of a problem, I've got recoil dampeners in my wrists and shock absorbers in my shoulders as part of my aug package.

Does make it difficult to judge how hard you're hitting a perp though, I ended up punching straight through some slomo slinging spic's head last week, took two days to get all the grey matter and blood out from my finger joints.

Oh, and if you ever get tired of working on a government salary, hit us up. Ex-LEO's are always welcome, provided your morals aren't too staunch and you don't mind getting a few surgeries.

>>32198400

Jesus Christ grandpa, I'm surprised they haven't scrapped your ass yet. Mind you, the price they'd get for the parts probably isn't even worth the labour! Hell, I bet your HUD still runs in a fucking Linux OS!

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>>32191056
I might just be retarded but I swear to fuck this guy has no head.

>>32199048

He's just wearing a pan on his head, it's OK, anon.

But you're still retarded.

>>32198904
>took two days to get all the grey matter and blood out from my finger joints.
Why not just detach and sonicate at that point?
I keep a large artiFISHial tank in my apartment that doubles as a sonic cleaner for whenever my shit gets dirty

>>32196961
Yeah I'm a groundhog. You Space Marines got it easy.
>LA riots of 2030.
>ANG btfo'd
>Briefing.
>Guardsmen ripped apart by Aug's.
BTW. The myth of 5.56 is due to hacked Aug's not feeling pain.
>Deploy from Pendleton.
>Get swarmed.
>12.7 runs dry, HERC, runs dry, deploy monomol KABAR, break it.
>At this point I've probably killed 1000+.
>Suits almost dry.
>Out of my fire team only me and Meyers are alive.
>He gets hit by a truck.
>his suit is fucked.
>Try to get him out.
>No go, need torch.
>crowd swarming, He tells me run.
>Fuck that.
>He screams at me to RUN.
>OK.
>t...They pull him piece by piece out of Armor.
I'm glad LA got leveled.
Fucking cesspool, Anonymous hacked people to form a People's Army.
That's why they don't exist anymore.
My pic was because they hacked my HUD, and my DermaChrome Aug.

>>32199236

Nothing of value was lost when LA got glassed, a shame I was in fucking Siberia, dealing with some uprising of Aug's on the edge of the wastes. I would've liked to have seen the mushroom cloud over that shit city.

>>32199293
Wait we nuked LA... god damn did I miss out on shit. What's next we gassed sanfrancisco due to a zombie out break..

>>32199074

....I'm gonna be straight with you, last time I detached my fingers, I misplaced three of them and had to spend my weekend off basically one handed. I've been, well, hesitant to take them off since.

Because believe me, cranking it with two fingers isn't easy, and I refuse to go lefty.

>>32199315
How can you jerk it with hard metal fingers. That sounds painful especially when you think about the pinch points.

>>32197197
Mine came with 2 magazines. And the trigger is rough, but easy to adjust to.

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>>32199348

>hasn't heard of SteelSkin covers for augments

>>32199293
My buddy.... We never recovered his body. I wanted to go back but....
Fuck.

>>32199412

TYFYS, anon. He will be remembered.

Also can someone tell me the difference between the performance of 2nm graphene based processors and Quantum computers. It would seem that they can output a similar amount of work.

>>32199379

This, fuck outta here with walking around with your augs on show. It'd be like buying one of those old-world fossil fuel vehicles and not painting it some fancy bright colour like they used to.

Only time I show 'em off is if I know I'm gonna be in for a fight on an assignment, and that's partly so I don't fuck up my "skin".

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Does anybot know if these are viable for self-defence, or is it a meme?

>>32174920
fucking Tai Yong chink piece of shit released the updated firmwares for my arms yesterday and that shit is so poorly coded that I ended twisting my dick until I blacked when trying to masturbate

I'm getting a refund on this and going Sarif.

>>32202627
once again another good reason to only stick to biological upgrades.

>>32190717
Who's Rick Astley?

>>32202687

Well the docs have showed up doing scans and every thing. Still freaking out about my fever.

Any how for you young friend luckily I have it saved a link and it still works . Generally I would recommend using it in a computer virus that opens up a shit ton of video tabs and plays them just slightly out of sync .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>32202673
I agree, but I sold off mine to skin harvesters in order to pay for those sickass augs and those sexy retractable blades, so I'm stuck with my metal arms now.

>>32202717
you mean they just don't have vats they grow skin in... Damn that's primitive where are you from? that's tech that was readily availed in 2016 for skin grafts

>>32202711
Interesting

>>32202883
yeah I also heard a lot of people now have integrated computers. If you could hack them and then hijack their voice control systems you could have them shout out the lyrics to the song.

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>>32202919
Tell me friend, what do you think of the now global security system promptly named "ORWELL"?
You can be honest, there are no thought crimes regulations or laws here.

Personally, I think it is the greatest thing ever brought to us by The Nation. It employs useless NEETs and provides universal anti-cyber terrorism for free to all the people of The Nation.

>>32203035
I don't have a flying freaking clue. I'm the fucker that was iced for what was supposed to be a sleep study for god knows how many fucking years.

They should change the name as it brings up a connection to George Orwell's dystopian novels which is the last thing you want as a security company.

Might I recommend something nicer like Public cyber safety command.

Also does anyone have any fucking clue as to what the plague of 2017 was.

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>>32203125
So you're implying that free anti-cyber terrorism only belongs in dystopian society?

Interesting, the last person who said something like that turned out to be one of those silicon niggers from the OPEC States.

Europa has provided the same services to their people for years. It's about time The Nation caught up as well.

>>32203276
Jesus Christ even 100 years in the future the straw man stands strong. Now nowhere did I say it was a bad thing. I merely stated they should change the name, also people are still buying into that race garbage.

Fuck man you have walking genetic anomalies thanks to GM, and you still care about race. I mean hell apparently if I wanted to I could get my skin color changed genetically.

I mean fuck, I could alter my sperm cells so they could resemble those of an Africans and all my children would be black.

God damn this future is strange.

>>32204037
>get my brain transferred to a robot chassis
>go into Billy's to buy new parts
>cunt at the front tells me service bots aren't allowed without their owners
Fucking fleshniggers, at least I get treated decently in Electropolis.

>>32204403
Oh I now understand. God damn this word keeps on getting changed. Tell me what does Fag now mean.

>>32185834
>what it feels like to chew 5 gum