I know most you hunters know and use Grock 17. Good for hunt.

>>32164693
Must be berrypickers in this cave.

>>32164794
Middle of sunless. Too busy mating with your matriarch.

>>32164945
>cavemen btfo

>>32164693
Is season of hot and humid on this cave wall

>>32164693
I love these cave walls.

>>32164945
just like dark skins act. you never think why female was left alone? we saw skin rash oany weaks ago. she has the curse of the moon. and now you too have it. all your females and children will have it too. and I say you are 12 winters old at best so you will never have sons. fair skin tribe wins again!

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>>32164989
Is just ave wall made be Grock knappers. Grock can't even spark to make fire. Rock need be white or grey like rock of ancestor, spark fire. Not like see through Grock.

Herstal cave knappers make best rock, all solid rock with spark, no cheap Grock

>>32164998
why you not draw an them then?

>>32164693
I am new hunter. Have not yet hunted big mammoth yet. Is Grock the best weapon for me? Or should I get spark rock like >>32165057
say?

It not stone, it pebble

>>32165343
grug off dumb child killer

grock not stone or pebble

grock is assault boulder no real caveman need own

>>32165360
berrypicker pls
I will laugh when bear or dark skin tribe eat you.

>I can't spell for shit: the thread
What is this daycare tier thread?
I thought you had to be 18 to post here.
It's spelt GLOCK moron and they are handguns, not fucking rocks.
Also that's not a cave drawing and your grammar sucks dick

>>32165385
silly medicine man
you need go drink more rotten fruit drink

>>32165360
when sit all sun at fire, in cave, weaving basket is easy to say no need powerful weapon. but powerful weapon only thing keeping you safe from beast and dark skin tribe. you want, you take!

>>32165398
>rotten fruit drink
berrypicker detected. real hunters never cloud their minds with rotten fruit drink or burnt crushed leaf

>>32165434
>berrypicker detected.

I dn't think he is. medicine man and shama drink many drinks of fruit and poison mushroom. they claim it will heal or let them talk to the spirits. I say they lie and fool the dumb.

>>32165433
powerful weapons is not needed and only brute stupids think you need a weapon. dark skin tribe and beasts only attack because theyre scared of weapon.if we put down our weapons we could live together with dark skin and beast

>>32165457
And what will you eat? what will you use when white cold water fall from sky and spirit in the air blows so cold you loose fingers on foot even with best bear hide boots? the poison mushroom have poisoned your spirit.

dark skin tribe was killing us as soon as hey came. was no time for them to become scared of us. they came from south, they started killing. No talk - I doubt they even can talk.

>>32165479
we can pick enough berries to last us the cold days with white cold water. all the tribe needs is berries to eat.

>>32165457
we no fooled. you member of hook nose tribe for sure. only they thinks dark skin tribe no problem. yet they stay from dark skin tribe. really uggs my noggin

>>32165507
lies. berry go bad after 3 days. then only useful to make poison drink of shaman.

>>32165385
dumb berrypicker don't understand joke like dark skin tribe, go back to your berry bushes and leave the talk to us real hunters

2 skin pelts out of 10 made me reply

>any grock at all
>not objectively superior M19,110 BC
enjoy hand splinters berrypickers

>>32165434
>this idiot bought into the hook-nose nomad lies

>>32165535
also hook nose tribe have many Grocks. Many more than us.

>>32165573
ancestor spirit pls go! M19,110 BC buried with your body in family cave. Is safe there.

>>32165584s
hook nose tribe no need grocks. they make sausage and gas tribe defend them for guilt.

>Grocks
Is this another of Ug-doofoos jokes?

Only basket weavers and berry pickers carry grocks. How do you think to stop the tusked devil or a dark skin warrior with tiny grock? Many moons ago one of my tribesman lost his gripper after his grock broke in it.

>see cave painting
This is a what a real hunter use. Is it slower than grock? maybe, but it has all the rocking-power needed to stop a tusked-devil or dark skin tribe warrior in only one throw. It was good enough for my ancestors, it is good enough for me.

If you carry Grock, enjoy having your wives be taken by the dark skin tribe.

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>>32165628
I am sorry. This year's harvest of the color powders for cave paintings has been very low.

>>32165628
there's no cave painting, you dark skin tribe berrypicker

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>>32165622
I went to their home when young when going to study grass eater tribes. drawing related. I saw their Grocks, of all sizes. mount of light 9mm caliber arrow. Mounted on light 12.7mm caliber atlatl spear. mounted on 40mm caliber mammoth spear. if there is a stick thickness, they have it mounted with a Grock.

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>>32165593
m19,110 only rock with confirmed wing-mouse kill. designed back when weapons were made to kill mammoth, not weak Neanderthal like grock.
>cave painting related, typical grock user

>>32165385
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>32165663
>>32165628
>killing tusked-devil with round blunt river rock

is just stories for younglings when no food to keep them quit around the fire.

Grock>flint>rock

>>32165678
Younglings no allowed in cave wall, you go now!

>>32165678
Oi, i no suck long rod of dark skin man. I only eat finest cavewoman clams.

>>32165700
now we know how Grock grabbers are made. Their mothers don't let their fathers teach them about reality of dangers of best and dark skin tribe.

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Hello 4cave dwellers, Albionite here. Tribe leader doesn't allow anyone to have weapon. Not even Bushmaster stick allowed. How do I protect wife from dark skin tribe?

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Gosh i can't believe this thread, you sit here advocating dangerous weapons like it is some sort of game?
You don't need it for hunting, why can't you just eat berries?
How many more cave clubbings will have to happen give up your stupid mammoth ego?
Ban tactical-assault-clubs now

>>32165747
Dark skin tribe is called Booga tribe you bigot.
Booga tribe is peaceful tribe from southern cave, your tribe leader is right, you don't need sharp sticks, they only cause oppression to boogas
#boogalivesmatter

>>32164693
Include me in the screencap

BC 19011 handrock is obviously best rock. Newfangled grocks haven't stood time. Bon Joses Mowning rock is only rock real man have. BC 19011 never fail smash mammoth and booga tribe. Is heavy caliber rock, therefore better than grock.

feel sad when think

>>32165799
Me think you listen to big nose tribe too much.

>>32165799
hook nose tribe they work they influence on you many winters ago.

me poop loincloth!

>>32165980
Big nose tribe is very clever, i speak to big nose leader long curl.
He says open up you caves, we can live in a peaceful multitribal society with no assault sticks.
Big nose tribe must be right, after all, they survived the gas caves.

>>32164693

First Hunter is a neanderthal

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>>32165385
>>32166040

Greater neanderthal found, smash with rock! Cave War NOW!

>>32166055
Where were you on 11 day of 9th moon?

I was in cave, painting wall when krok say

"twin cave is kill"

"no"

and you?

>>32164693
Mog need good rock for make dirty neanderthal stop take fire.

What more good, rock or flint?

>>32166194
>Me hunt wolf
>Me see bird
>Bird fly in to cave
>More Bird fly into other cave
>both cave close

Bird not strong to make caves close
Mog not believe elders' tale.

>>32166194
I was supposed to ride great mammoth that day, but dumb berry picking brother fell ill and died of malnutrition. I had to feed his wife. Other brother come later and say twin caves gone.

Tfw berrypicking brother actually useful by dying.

>>32165573
Tribe elder pls go

>>32166207
Grock>flint>river rock

>>32166248
dark skin tribe bad but often tribe elder worse.

>>32166227
Tribe leader young Bush earn many pelts from Twin caves close, and use it to make tribe war on sand tribe. There never was any sticks of mass destruction!
Tribe elders trick us.

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>>32166266

>>32166266
sand tribe no have brain for make big fire stick or sick stick
why people listen to Young Bush
because tell truth about sand brain make you tribist?

>>32165926
BC 19011 was replaced by BC 9000 handrock for a reason. Every rock can be lethal and bigger rocks won't kill people deader, so more rocks is better.

>>32166021
No trust big nose.

>be ugg
>on plain for mammoth with hunters
>bring pelts and beads for trading
>go to big nose trading camp
>meet by biggest nose
>ask seven bead for tree chewer pelt
>worth at least fist full
>says colored leaf with picture worth one mammoth tusk
>won't eat pig we offer
>it not "kosher"
>man from tribe trade two big antler for useless big sand bird hand rock
>bad trade for storage cave matriarch

Me starting to think funny mustached tribe leader not so wrong.

Me honest, me love my old sig saurus, but new ones suck berries.

>>32166326
>Every rock can be lethal and bigger rocks won't kill people deader, so more rocks is better.

they dumb. last cave painintig hunter said stick bad because stick break when needed to not break. I ask what tip is of stick. he say is white flint. turn out, he used white flint on 12.7mm caliber stick on horn nose in winter. even younglings know horn nose have thick fur in winter, makes harder for any rock to go through. and white flint not sharp rock, much more then Grock. so stick break. also, he didn't water and oil stick. stick was 4 winter old and no oil and water. think about this! if anything, this prooves how reliable stick is, working for so long under this abuse. stick caliber war on cave wall dumb as dark skin tribe. sharpest rock on stick and aim for throat or eye. every real hunter know.

>>32166365
they not make them like they used to any more

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>>32165385
Spotted the freshly blossomed one in this cave. Still need to hunt more to understand.

>>32166409
Exactly, 19011 slow rock, horn nose not hurt by rock going too slow, 9mm rock with full mineral jacket pierce hide of horn nose easy, still not need stick.

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baka
when will you learn

>>32166353
I have story with big nose tribe
>me ogolf
>be new cave painter
>try to impress cave painter leader from big nose clan
>give him many pelt to teach me
>he say "Ogolf cave paint bad"
>me cry
>leave tribe
>new tribe has problem where big nose tribe try to steal all pelts
>i say "no"
>Ogolf now leader of new tribe
>still remember cave painter big nose
>start second tribe war and holocave
>big nose tribe still win
>club self on head before eastern tribe comes

>>32166684
40mm caliber Grock spear fired from an atlatl can kill tusk-monster. rider will be beaten and have his limbs broken with simple sticks and be left out in the open still alive for the beasts. you want, you take!

>>32166882
You can't win tribe war against united tribe elders, they have too big stick and tusk. Look at what secretary of cave Flinton did to sand tribes, and they have bigger stick than you.
Obongo have looking holes in every cave, it is hopeless fight.

>>32167034
I am old fighter of sand tribe war. This is what I return home to?

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>>32165678
whole cave knows you rock gargler, go on long walk over hills

>>32167034
Great hope when Trunk become war chief, tribe will get new atlatl's from Drunken River tribe to drive away Bean Desert People

>>32165434
Me warrior, respected among my tribe. Fought in the Neanderthal Wars.

Shaman at VA says I possess post traumatic spear syndrome. Drink rotten fruit juice instead.

>>32167204
You fruitaholic.
Need seek council with other like you and special shaman.

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>>32164693
lol only 9 grams

>>32167219
Me no like your gaze, woke up on wrong side of cave?

Shaman VA wizard wants medicate me on plant juices. Me going clubbing later, maybe drag back new wife.

>>32167299
How to pick up wife?
berrypicker as fuck
Whenever i try to club new wife, she run
I fall and club self
All my hunter friends laugh, they all have woman
tfw berrypicker forever

>tfw no qt cave wench to enjoy saber tooth collection with

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>>32166266
kek

>>32167321
Don't club wife head to hard. Learn from my long beard. Hit too hard, first wife retarded.

>>32167321
just leave tribe. git good with Grock and hunt. Join new tribe. Start from new. Is better than looking for mate in old tribe as lowest wolf.

can also go south. gras eater tribe pick gras there for food. is much more food than berry. ruins teeth though. 21 winter old female there has teeth of 35 year old female in my tribe.

on this cave wall:

ban weapons used by any hunter for daily fight for survival

you are ridiculous!

what next?

ban fire because 7 winter ago Ko-Ko burned down cave killing 3?

>>32164693

Hue hue hue, puny weak wrist forager. Real man who actually want to kill mammoth use Grock 40. Even though is only one ant bigger it make all the difference. I have seen one kill entire tribe of banana lickers with one throw!

>>32168023
Fire is essential to live, weapons not, you can just be berry picker.
How many mass burnings you see this winter?
Mass assault clubbing happen all time, will your cave be next? Only tribal elders should have weapons.

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I'm a sucker for this. Good thing I don't make shit in wages.

>>32166021
Dark hair man was right, big nose tribe too clever! We need remove stinky nose tribe before they trick all other tribe to steal their shells.

>>32168499
Stupid shiny rock useless. Cannot even bludgeon mouse with

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>>32168489
You grock grabbers all the same! You never use for grock because too busy drinking sourmilk from the rod of the dark man. You let the dark man make sugar with your woman and now want us to do the same. I say no, go jump off high place and feed saber tooth.

See painting, is what real caveman think

>>32165455

Nah man. They just having a bad trip and didn't know it was just that. Thought it was real and told ppl what they seen. Those ppl were just gullible enough to not question and just believe.

>>32168489
(mass) clubbing very rare. clubbing almost only happen when dark skin tribe raids caves. if you cared about lives of tribe, you would petition elders to send a war party against dark skin tribe. dark skin tribe must die. all of them. push them back across the undrinkable eater.

>>32168621
>undrinkable water

When elder Trunk becomes tribe leader in 2 moons, will make war mammoths a tribal right?
Also is it true that trunk cave has sabortooth pelts as walls?

>>32168664
Elder Trunk make wall out of bean bones.

>>32168694
>>32168664
I no trust Trunk. Too good to be true. Hook nose desert tribe will ruin it. Also Trunk may die before change of war chief.

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>>32168023
>burned down cave

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>>32168721
Trunk make Mad Dog war chief on first day, mammoth tribe will agree. Then if anything happen to Trunk, enemies get torn apart by Mad Dog.

THIS IS MOVEMENT.

>>32168735
I know I sound like water filter seller Alek but I don't see future. When was last time elders and war chief did something that benefitted the regular hunter and his wife? I don't remember. it's always the same every few moons:

>no weapons
>give more smoked meat to elders
>give meat to dark skin trib so they no attack

I feel like wolf tied by Sokha in front of cave. Sokha think he can break his spirit and use like tool. I say elders think the same way of us!

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MFW me look at this cave wall.

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Something very strange happen to ugg last moon.

Ugg walking at berry path and see young berrypicker. She very smooth, make long rod go up. Ugg about to club and make wife, but then see something!!! She was down on knee pick berry and she have small rod of own! Ugg very confused. Ugg still want to make sugar with rod mother but don't know what do??? What is odd and exciting creature?

Cave painting related, is her

>>32168880
>her

is him. hook nose tribe use witchcraft to make men crazy and use women cloth and wear women face paint. it weakens the tribe. men who lay with such cursed man kill self after because of shame. next time you see him, kill him. it's a mercy.

>>32168880
Gork read book of mind by strange Freud man. Book says that if ugg desire wife with rod that ugg actually a bit of a soft hand, perhaps subconsciously. Maybe ugg go to big nose tribe. Big noses love soft hand couples

>>32168880
Ugg spend to much time on squishy eyed tribe's cave-painting wall

>>32168880
Can we have one thread without traps?

>>32168802
>When was last time elders and war chief did something that benefitted the regular hunter and his wife?
Literally yesterday. Carrier ice carver forced stay in homeland of lightning-priest not-quite-elder Pence. Many tribesmen saved.

>>32169023
Why not want traps? Need trap to catch rabbits for stew

>>32168880
put spear against soft part of head and fall down

>>32168880
Stupid stoneposter get away from cave wall

UGUGUGGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGGUGUUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUUGUGUGGUGUUGUGUG

>>32169095
cys

>>32168880
Groog tell secret, groog make wife from soft rod-woman. She not bitch and moan like cave wench and actually hunt once in a moon. Groog think you all jealous you knot have qt soft wife for self.

>>32169129
UGUGUGUGUGU
Hearing you say 'I like many stick up stink hole'
UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGU

>>32169177
Me think you secretly limp wrist and want husband, like caveman Phil Ossiferz or whatever stupid post name he have

>>32168880
is rod a berrypicker rod?

>>32169274
me pick her berries, if meaning understood

>>32169297
yes, understand, but not berrypicker rod make you man-hunter

>>32169313
Big nose tribe say limp wrist perfectly acceptable

>>32169333
But arg have big thick wrists, he has many woan, some even with small rod. Maybe even strong wrist bungas like him take small rod women too?

>>32164693
and another greatly entertaining thread ruined by fucking homos.

>>32169387
Limp wrist is way of life, not way of physique

>>32169419
ogg think you real man-hunter

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>>32169427
hope bear eats you soon.

anyone ever go to Indigo tribe cave? Wall have many epic longpoem how star-men come down and use tribesmen's backside for to make science

>>32169492
Them just making up stories of secret desires

>>32169490
>painting related what happens when not use BC 19011 with superior kill power

Me hope Trunk will make Pangaea great again

>>32169567
Trunk will. Him already make carrier airbenders stay away from bean land, same with mechanical horse maker

Only 9pebble not enough, Ugg need more rocking power

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>>32167204
UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH

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>>32169567
Stupid Neaderthal! Pangea never great! How you want to make great tribe that needs grocks to hunt?
You probably snarelover who stay in cave all day like child!