Are you the law, /k/?

>>32163956
>oh no he has a gun
fucking liberals

think he has to get his guns custom made because his hands are so damn big?

When you're 7'1'' and 325 pounds, you need to protect yourself.

>>32163956
Shaq seems like a pretty cool guy
He likes guns and is quoting Judge Dredd "I am the law"

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>>32163956
Isn't he some kind of reserve Sheriff's deputy?
He may actually BE the law... at least in some capacity.

>>32163956
blessed shaq

master of shaq fu

conceal carrier of M60 "Carbine"

dunker of slamming

and slaying of bodies

too strong for the simple life of a farmer

he chose to take a rubber ball from lesser men and throw it into a hoop for our entertainment

Saint O'Neal. Cube be praised his name be written in wet carbon fowling and blood upon the western wall.

>>32163956
I think Shaq sees the Glock as a kindred spirit. They're both black, yet work.

>>32164012
Oh snap.

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>>32163956
>some bitch trying to make a buck or extort or damage a man is shit talking him in court because she's a petty whore
S H O C K I N G
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>>32164012
and they both blow up sometimes

>>32163956

Shaquille o'neal

>A very good basketball player
>Four kids, never had any sort of scandal as a bad or negligent father
>Never committed any crimes, never had a drug or alcohol problem
>Is very rich and handles his money fairly responsibly
>Movie star, has several commercials, is a likable and profitable face for major products
>Married and divorced with no scandals, never raped any women, never beat any women
>Does charity work, seems to be an all around good, likable, friendly guy.
>Owns and carries firearms.

Clearly he is literally Satan and is a terrible human being, on the level of a John Wayne Gacy or maybe even literally Hitler.

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>>32164038
probably the only celebrity I actually respect

Fookin spic whore

>>32164028
if the SJW's can't have him then nobody can

>>32164038
Wait whats wrong with John Wayne?
>Is that you, John Wayne, is this me?

Guys do you think if I ask him he'll take me shooting and carry me around like a baby at the range?

DJ Diesel aka Shaq aka Det. Dunks

He is a man of many talents

>>32163992
he was part of the Maricopa County Sheriffs Office Posse in Arizona. I believe he was in a sheriffs posse in Florida as well.

>>32164095
Maybe you could get him to hire you as a body guard where you just hang around in his backpack with a PDW.
>You pal around with him on a daily basis and develop nicknames for one another.
>You call him your "King Size Hershey" and he call's you his "Lil' Friend."
>You make costumes for one another and Shaq feels nostalgic of his younger days when he played as the vigilante crime fighter in the movie "STEEL."
>You become the best bromance ever conceived and proceed to operate in Judge Dredd fashion as a crime fighting duo known to the masses as "The Law."
>Shaq and co. by day, Crime fighting super hero vigilantes, "King Size Hershey and Lil' Friend," by night.
>President Trump hears of the good work done by you two and presents you with commendations.
>You then shake President Trump's hand and can't help but notice how large his hands actually are, even Shaq is impressed.
>President Trump asks the two of you if you would consider working directly under him as special task force.
>You reply, "It would be an honor Sir, but we must adhere to a higher calling."
>President Trump then says "Brothers, I answer to the same one."
>The announcement of the new task force is made and the entire country, nay, The WORLD shudders in jubilance.
>Never before has such a great force of righteous justice created solely by, and for mankind ever appeared.
>This will mark the beginning of mankind's history known as "The Golden Age."

>>32164038
also has a PhD in education. Literally Doctor Shaq.

>>32164206
It's...it's beautiful...

>>32163992
He's currently a detective with the Doral, FL Police Department.

>>32164191
>>32164261
So he really is the Law then.

>>32164266
Yep, I actually met him at a LE function in SC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnKd0CqUh4M

>>32164076
John Wayne Gacy

>>32163999
dancer of jewish weddings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUxBZdCdc34

>>32164038
Last week they had Shaq-Fu punch at the market. It's a grape/purple juice cocktail and it's basically the most sterotypical black soft drink ever. But he knows it so it's funny.

Even his shilling is full of 90s nostalgia.

>>32163956
In my house I'm the law. Outside I either follow or evade the law.

>>32164275
>that's why i wear the badge
>cause i love the badge
>and you should love the badge too...
>*kisses the badge*
>thank you badge!

every time i see this guy i like him more and more

>>32163956
OH NO A GUN

THE HORROR

THE HORROR

>>32164038

He's actually a muslim(and freemason).

>>32163956
>Before having sex, “He would put it on the floor,” she said. “He always had a gun.”

as opposed to wearing it in a shoulder holster

>an epidemic of gold digging whores

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>>32166132

t. Taco Neck Syndrome

Oh man, a day at the range with Shaq would be the fucking bomb.

>>32166113
Prepare for more liking then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvPbFhg3INA

Can only hope he aims that Glock better than his free throws.

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>>32163972
If he carries a glock probably not, would be cool to see how he looks in comparison to a 4 bore. Though his joints are pretty much shot apparently so I wonder if he'd shoot it.

>>32166190
I hear he is breddy good

>>32163956
Shaq sounds like a pretty fucking cool dude

>>32163956
>His wife is literally over 2 feet shorter than him and less than a third of his weight, and she's worried about his little popgun
What the fuck? Does she really think he couldn't just fold her up into a pretzel if he wanted to?

Saw him at a cirque du soleil show in Florida once. He almost ran in to my girlfriend because she was shorter than him. We sat on the same row.

>he's just compens-
>....