ITT Anti-gunner "weapons"

>>32163455
A rape whistle.

>>32163455
Common sense and logic. Strikes paranoia in the hearts of people with guns

>>32163455
A rainbow colored horse cock sized didlo.

Or a print out of a SJW's blog.

>>32163461
>a rape whistle

You mean a come back and kick me whistle?

>>32163455
Alright who the fuck are u buddy and were u part of the saberforce academy and the saber legion and what did u think of the whole saber combat thing also u in Oregon?

>>32163455
I mean i guess most peoe in the legion are sjws so a lightsaber probs

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>>32163470
So if you use logic a criminal won't shoot you? Basically no victim of any murder by firearm has ever begged for their life? This is an earth shattering discovery. Capped in context.

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>>32163488
The real question is who are you? I've never even seen a Saberforge store.
>n..not that I want one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1cEUtzcfX0

>>32163532

Its probably phil the ownet

>>32163532

Don't you dare start a " sf vs vv" thread on /k/

>>32163568
W..which is better anon?

>>32163568

Well both are better than ultrasabers. Id say VV but they arent making them fast enough but still taking peoples money. So id go with sf especially since you can make your own saber through asp and install your own electronics (if you can solder or know a guy)

>>32163572

Oh god you MADE ME DO IT

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>>32163532
>you can have your very own autismsaber for only 150 neetbux
holy shidddd

>>32163614

Tfw 150 wont get you nothing tho

>>32163614
You can even get ones that make noises when you swing them or smash them against someone elses saber, or turn them on and off, the whole range of lightsaber noises, actually. Pretty neat if you're a huge Star Wars nerd and have a couple hundred bucks to waste.

>>32163455
I don't think SJWs believe in self-defense.

That's like asking what the best Dawkins book is for a Baptist.

>>32163643

This, they don't believe in self defense, they believe in angrily blogging about it if they survive an attack

>>32163614
here is a tutorial for your new jedi path

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWoZZ-FOLP4

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>>32163470
>"Common sense and logic"
>Arbitrary round limits that did nothing to stop mass shootings in Columbine and Virginia Tech
>Banning "military features" such as adjustable stocks and pistol grips that do nothing at all to increase the lethality of a weapon
>Using the argument "if it saves one life" when you are attempting to ban rifles that are used in an extremely small fraction of gun murders, let alone overall murders, and being completely disingenuous and saying you're doing it to save lives rather than disarm people when pistols are used in the vast majority of murders with firearms and you aren't going after those because than you wouldn't be able to fall back on your soft lie of "but we really DON'T want to ban firearms, LMAO"

Unironically jump off a bridge.

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>>32163663
mommy's gonna say no at first, but I'll have to throw a hell of a tantrum

If you nerds want to join a lightsaber sparring group and fuck around with all those high end lightsabers you can join the saber legion. They have charters in most 50 states and some other countries

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>>32163691

>>32163698
From what I've seen, Asians are the least cringy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLIKtntpqVA

>>32163709

True but the "sport" in general is cringy. But its fun beating the shit out of someone with over priced glow sticks

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Antigunner damage mitigation defense

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>>32163691
God damnit now I'm giggling like a retard

>>32163732
it looks like a star wars version of kendo

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>>32163455
Job applications

Probably a Ruger SR9c. I carry it. You can get 10 round mags, it has a MTS, has a mag disconnect safety, and has a loaded chamber indicator. Also it comes in stainless to avoid the scary black gun trope.

Can't really go wrong with a Ruger for SJWs. You can even get purple LCP/9 if you need that extra oomph.

>>32164140

Alot of people in the saber legion have various backgrounds in different arts

Kendo/fencing/ arnis/ hema stuff

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>>32163691

>>32163596
>>32163532
Do they have any like mounts or displays. I am not joining a club but these look like sweet ass wall-hangers.

>>32164293

Ya you can find them on etsy or just get those things for fishing poles and a flat surface

There is no Anti-gunner weapon.

It may as well be Anti-Weapon or even Anti-Self Defense.

>>32164348
I just bought something...


God damn impulse buys are real.
Fuck you /k/ looks like ramen until next week.

>>32163514
If you use logic, You wouldn't be in a situation where a criminal can get you. I wouldn't expect you to understand it right away though

>>32163690
Tell me how many people that Ohio terrorist killed with that gun he didn't have again? Took a well trained officers of the law to put him down. Funny how the cop didn't use a knife to do it too. Ya know equal force n all

>>32163455
tasers and pepper spray

give them a taste of their own medicine

>>32164411
Ah, now I see. If those students at Virginia Tech and Columbine had only used common sense they would still be alive.good thinking

>>32163470
This. When you confront the bad guy with a listening ear, a big heart, and the compassion he's been looking for, he will no longer want to kill you.

Prove me wrong.

>>32164293
http://www.saberparts.com/
then
http://www.saberforge.com/

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Do it once.
Do it right faggot.

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>>32163455
>SJW
>defense
>weapon
>non-triggering

There is only one option. You wouldn't like to offend those oppressed minorities now would you?

"If you kill your enemies, they win"

>>32164179
That could actually work you know?

Nigger would flee in terror and your average millenial is really only angry about the fact that the economy is down and their collage degrees are pretty much useless and they blame it all on "white capitalist patriarchy". Having a job would make the whole SJW -shit go away.

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My old libcuck friends all had obsessions with bows and martial arts for unknown reasons. Its like they kind of valued self defense but couldn't fully bring themselves to buy a scary mossberg 500. They used to fantasize about shtf and thought that they could just pick up a bow and hit anything with no practice. They would also tell me my firearms were useless and that martial arts were the superior close range defense method.

There's a reason why I stopped seeing them

>>32163690
I think you meant unsarcastically.
I'm actually not certain how one would ironically jump off a bridge. Bungie-jumping? No.

>>32163795
>there are people online right now that don't have lubed up genitals.
>you think you're going to have time to pop open that cap and chamber some of that lube while some fat guy named Mike tries to rape you?

>>32165717

They're probably the same type of people who love that fag with the crossbow in Walking Dud.

>>32165717
*TECHNICALLY* if your adversary was a martial arts expert or some magic rainbow belt jewjitsoo master-god, and you were relatively untrained (because sjws wouldn't train and they can't see past their own feelings), AND the master-god was within arm's reach, they would likely be correct.
This is however, generally unrealistic, and highly unlikely as the master-god probably has a job teaching martial arts and wouldn't waste their time with crime (unless we're in Asia, stuck in the past for some stereotypical kung fu fight movie).

>>32165954

It just shows their huge mental disconnect. They clearly value empowerment but the establishment has brainwashed them into thinking guns are evil so martial arts and bows are a good and honorable weapon. It goes so far that they are distorting reality to beleive guns are less useful than knowing how to punch someone.

Liberal mental gymnastics

>>32163455
Shitting and pissing themselves. The smell will cause the person to become too grossed out and leave.

>>32164411
so girls that get raped are being illogical, and effectively asking for it?

>>32164418
The guy in Paris killed ~50 with a U-haul truck. No guns involved.

Timothy McVeigh killed 186 with fertilizer.

>>32163470
This post gave me EUPHORIA

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>>32163691

>>32163663
>those faggots who spar with two swords because they're situationally better and you can wreck nubs

Literally all you need to do is swing with force and they get fucked trying to parry. Even the legit gud dudes who can fence only ever use their offhand to help parry, and even then it's a tiny subset because it's still situational as fuck

>>32165954
Tbh dropping and drawing is ez as fuck and most people on /k/ (not counting noguns shitposters) could probably take the average ninja warrior kung fu master

You only have to be good enough up close to be away from them for like a second to draw and shoot.

It's literally why pistols exist.
To level the playing field

>>32164399
What did u buy anon.

>>32165717
Movies and vidya teach them that bows and martial arts are viable in le current year

I do agree that people should learn a weapon martial art though in the event of nofuns, but martial arts without guns is Carl the Cuck-tier cool

>>32164411
Yeah fuck those people in Nice, France for being outside. They should have known better

>>32166410

Happens everytime

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>>32164959
Yeah, he'll rape you instead.

>>32166330
actually rape is totally logical in an evolutionary context, so that liberal anon validated all rape cases.

>>32166410
The only issue I have with this fact is that the theoretical lightsaber is a 1-hit-kill. 2 fast chances is viable if the rules incorporate hit-win like fencing. Also, if the steel weapon has parry design such as a hook sword it can be viable.

>>32166614
Everyone should train in a martial art that isn't le woo woo fu shu.

>>32166643
Depends on how they voted

>>32166636

Had a friend get booted from his martial arts thing because a few people found out he was a /pol/lack and told his instructor, so the asshole instructor deleted him and didnt say anything. Fuck portland

>>32166705
>portland

There has to be some Krav up there taught by Slavs,

>>32166082
Technically if shtf a bow would be an ideal weapon
-if properly trained you could kill someone fairly easily with one without even making it barbed or put venom on it
-silent, most people dont want to or cant buy a suppressor so if you fire people are going to hear it
-can reuse arrows, cant really use bullets a second time unless you dug in and can actually procure the metal and gunpowder.
-if you find a arrow randomly due to someone losing it or some other reason you can pretty much use it with no problem, bullets need to have the proper size if you want to properly use them.
Sure you could last a long time with a gun but sooner or later bullets are going to be a huge problem + maintence of your firearm.

>>32166705
>needing instructors for tma
Just read old books and practice form in your room, if you feel the need to spar just walk downtown Friday night and shout FUCKING 1v1 ME BRO until someone gets pissed.

>>32166733
>ideal weapon
>extremely low ammo supply
>if you drop the compound bow it explodes

Slingshot > bow

>>32166733
>kill someone fairly easily with one without even making it barbed or put venom on it
yeah just stick it's end in poo and that's it

>>32166733
>-if properly trained you could kill someone fairly easily with one without even making it barbed or put venom on it
Lol no
>-silent, most people dont want to or cant buy a suppressor so if you fire people are going to hear it
No
>-can reuse arrows, cant really use bullets a second time unless you dug in and can actually procure the metal and gunpowder.
Fuck no
>-if you find a arrow randomly due to someone losing it or some other reason you can pretty much use it with no problem, bullets need to have the proper size if you want to properly use them.
Confirmed for nobows

>>32166082
it's their attempt at trying to balance their conflicting views
they accept both values to be true but the nature of the values contradict with each other so they try to reach a compromise
it's just the nature of human psychology. we do it too but just with different things
doesn't make libtards any less annoying though

>>32166743
Sure slingshots have more ammo and can drop a man 5 km away if your lucky but if someone closes the gap i can throw the exploding bow at someone and run away

>>32166772
what type of slingshot are you using to get 5km
not even modern smallarms can hit something that far away

>>32163455
Just stop giving a shit about what triggers them and carry whatever you want. They won't even know you're carrying it if you make even a token attempt at concealing it.

>>32164140
The video in here >>32163709 looks nothing like kendo though...

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>>32166743
>Jeez i wonder what people used before guns

Not everyone uses supressor m8. Sorry to burst your bubble

do you never reuse arrows? Wtf do you do to them?

>lol no bows
Actually i have several
>>32166780
>not using the best of the best
Pic related

>>32166742

So sjw's, nogs, beans, or (((them)))

Which will make best sparring partner

>>32166828
could you make your own arrows if you wanted to like the middle ages or something
I imagine it can't be that hard to carve a straight shaft of wood and add some feathering.
arrowheads might be a problem but you can always go indian style and use flint

>>32166886
I mean with proper time and effort you can make a quality arrow or atlatl spear, or find a rock and make a sling. Or even buy a box of ammo.

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>>32165717
Live in a college town, and I see this as well. There are multiple medieval themed groups. They like to call themselves reenactors, but they don't know their shit. They mix in what they like, and don't adhere to the ages they pretend to be from. I really don't get it. A bunch of liberal atheists pretending to be hyper religious intolerant Europeans, in a time when women were property, and science was scorned, fetishizing over the ways people killed each other.

Backwards as fuck if you ask me, it would be like if /k/ loved reenacting what it's like to be cucked and living in modern Europe, or Australia.

>>32166886
You can but will probably be inaccurate
I imagine if your skilled enough you could make a decent arrrow with decent accuracy

>>32164179
>we must use these tools the great God has given us
>a whip
>a noose
>a nightstick
>a branding iron
>a job application!

The only weapon SJW's have a supple asshole for when their attackers rape them. They just hope that boi pussy is so good that it will knock them out.

>>32166903

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

1984 would call this "double think"

Go read that book and then look at the present

>>32163455
Self defense is politically incorrect. Buy lube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5fE3aUmJEc
this

>>32166886
Making quality arrows is more difficult than making a self bow to fire them with.

I can make a bow in a couple of hours, a single straight and strong fletched arrow with sharp head is a bigger job.

Thankfully it's not that much harder to do 5-10 arrows at a time.

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>>32166903
So now we know Skalla uses /k/.

But does he use /pol/...?

>>32164411

>shit you don't expect doesn't happen guize

>simply being alive and going about your daily life doesn't carry an inherent amount of risk

>>32167521
Depending on your economic situation the gun carries more risk to you than the chance it'd save you from an attack

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>>32167580
You should run an ad with that anon, sounds like left-learning normies would eat that like you eat dicks

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Would it be politically correct to use an armed roach as a weapon? Its technically multicultural and enriched to do so right?

>>32163698
Or you could just go learn kendo.

>not having rocks in your arsenal
>using guns
>current year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZLunM3MWyA

>>32167580

fucking what?

explain

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The anti-gunner doesn't do self-defense. They simply cannot conceptualize it as a necessity. To them, self-defense by any practical definition is as outdated an idea as the medical use of leeches. To them, protection is 100% the system's job and people who take precautions to ensure their safety might are arrogant and childish for even trying. That's actually the whole reason why the gun talk is such a hard one to have, because the opposing side literally can't even can't imagine life with guns. They still have their Hollywood power fantasies with swords and shit, but it only appeals to them because it's exactly that- a distant fantasy that doesn't have any practical grounding in real life.

>>32167580
The gun is only dangerous in that you might choose to kill yourself with it.

Having a gun makes you safer in every violent situation, statistically.

>>32163455
A freshly lubricated starfish.

>>32167604
Just because you don't like a fact doesn't make it true. I have guns, I'm just not delusional about them being magic safety talismans.

>>32167740
You're stastically far more likely to be shot by someone else in your house (or yourself) than to ever need to use the gun defensively.

>>32166855
(((they))) will sue and beans might have a screwdriver or some other shit on them.
So SJWs or single nogs (if you can find them outside of the pack).
You'll be a flailing master in no time.

>>32167467
Well he used to be german. So not-see confirmed I guess.

>>32166956
this x100000000

>>32168268

>(citation needed)

>>32166330
Well.. Don't dress like a slut then

>>32170519
And be out at 2am in the middle of a city with no friends around

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>>32166903
>COME LEARN AND PLAY WITH AOA
>AOA
>AREA OF ATTACK
She's so fat she occupies more than 1x1

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>>32163455

>>32163470
Try and use that on an indoctrinated sandperson

>>32163642
I never imagined there was anyone on /k/ that had never heard of master replicas (hasbro now) force fx sabers.

>>32163691
kekekek

>>32167644
would you just look at this glorious man's giant fucking cock

>>32163461
nope, insulting to the deaf.

>>32166733
>Kill someone fairly easily
Within about 15m, yeah. Even the best longbowmen had trouble hitting vitals outside of that range, mostly just going for 'person in general'. Why do you think they fired bows en masse instead of having a bunch of scattered dudes picking individual targets?

>Silent
Have you ever heard a projectile hitting a body? Regardless of velocity, when it goes in there's a loud THWAP, even more so from your target inevitably screaming from the stick in his ass.

>Can reuse arrows
No, they bend pretty easily even on a clean hit. Bodies aren't fucking jelly, there's a lot of resistance to them.

>find an arrow randomly
Except arrows aren't cheap buddy, especially with good broadheads. People will go to an effort to make sure they retrieve them whenever possible.

>>32168268
Ok, while it is technically true that you are more likely to be shot in your home if you own a gun, this statistic is both misleading and meaningless to the argument. First, no shit. You can't be shot if there is no gun handy, so in literally 100% of incidents where people are shot with guns, a gun is present. Gee fucking wiz man. Must have taken a genius to figure that out.
Second, It is not the presence of the gun which is correlated with the shooting, but certain kinds of behavior. i.e. playing around with guns like a retard or being depressed and shooting yourself. Just like stab wounds aren't correlated to knives, they are correlated to the misuse of knives. If you fail to practice common sense rules of safety, and are subsequently removed from the gene pool then tough shit. Frankly better for humanity.
Third, you're actually wrong, but you don't know you're wrong. The statistic commonly used by brain dead gun grabbers for "defensive gun use" only accounts for tried and acquitted justified homicides where a person kills an attacker and is ruled to have acted in self defense. it does not account for situations where the gun is drawn but not fired (the vast majority of defensive gun use) nor for situations were the gun is fired but no one dies (warning shots or non-fatal shootings where suspect flees.) finally, it doesn't account for situations which will probably be ruled as justified homicide, but which are currently awaiting trial (a depressing percentage, desu.)

In summary. While you might consider yourself educated, you have been duped. Your compassion and self-righteousness are being used in equal measure by power grubbing politicians who mine your particular weak minded lunatic fringe for votes. But none of this matter's because you're so well "educated" on the just nature of your cause that you will ignore any amount of evidence the contrary or duplicity on the side of those who feed you the party line.

>>32163514
>>32163690
>>32170790
never change /k/

>>32163476

This is you, isn't it? I'm gonna get down there and it's gonna be you.

Strong possibility

>>32163470
Now this is a quality shit post.

>>32165576
This is the stupidest shit i'v'e seen in my life.

>>32163532
Man, I wanna join a lightsaber school or whatever and just tackle a guy during sparring and just smash the hilt of the lightsaber on his nose. if they ask what the fuck is wrong with me, I'll just say "I'm RPing a Sith, bro." Then they'll have to let me keep bullying the kids.

>>32163455
>What are some politically correct, safe, and non-triggering weapons that are good for SJW "defense"?
everything will upset at least someone. if none other than the poor whatever minority dindu attacker. this is a no go.
>>32174922
kek

>>32163532

Jesus that's some cringy shit. Not because of the lightsabers or the fat guy, but that doesn't even remotely resemble any actual fencing, people constantly leaving themselves completely open to attacks, making stupid flashy moves that neither look cool nor work, and almost every fight ends with aimless flailing . No finesse or technique whatsoever. Makes me want to toss a HEMA-fencer, even a beginner in there just to see how s/he'd mop the floors with these idiots.

>>32178596
The swords are so light it's more related to bokken style combat, and it wasn't as bad as I expected. I honestly blame the instructors more than the students, everyone fencing focused way too hard on the blade which I expect they were taught to do, in order to emulate "star wars style" fighting.

In short, they tried to build a martial art around looking cool and it unsurprisingly sucks. I would blame the students but they're mostly kids, I did lame shit at that age too. The people capitalizing on kids desires to do cool shit and just cashing in while putting in minimal effort themselves are the ones to blame.

Seriously, Jedi robes + those glowy sword shits + a real instructor and you could have a fucking nerd army.