Sand Land Monstrosities

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This thread is going places.

>>32162628
That's awesome though...

>>32162628
YARRRR SHIVER ME TIMBERS ME HARDY HAHAHAHAHA

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this falls under the etc. etc. category

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>>32162628
That's pretty fucking cool.

I doubt we'd even waste artillery or armor on these. Most of them look like they'd be torn to shreds by the M2.

>>32162703
how many print shops in the middle east make huge sums of money printing faces all day every day

>>32162731
Can't imagine it'd be a fun job though.
>Get burnt down as fundies aniconism for making pictures of sentient beings
>10 guys point AKs at you every other day and don't want to pay, because you're not supporting the war

Anyone ever wonder why they seem to have so many BMP turrets, buy few actual BMPs, like just the turrets, nothin else, does someone somewhere deal in only the turrets? Can you buy BMP turrets sans the body for a discount? Bulk Sales, buy three turrets get a free toyota pickup?

>>32162764
What a time to be alive. Judging by this craftsmanship I'll see if I can't get one fitted on my old jeep.

>>32162763
I was thinking more along the lines of
>fire the mortar Mohammad!
>No, not that direction, that's Gingko's block!

>>32162764
I've seen the older bumps get turned into a can full of razor blades by gustav's, the turrets usually 'fine' in that it'll either pop off if its hit by something major, or be untouched aside from having to be hosed out from the last gunner and crew being turned into chum by finger sized, jagged bits of metal.

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They stole an old idea, or is the old idea just getting revived?

Also does anyone else notice the way they are mounted, seems like in all the pics where you see it they are mounted more or less in the same manner, and it seems widespread, is it just common knowledge over there,? Is there a website somewhere? or is there like one shop in yemen or somewhere that just churns these out and sales them to anyone with a bag of unmarked non descript money?

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>>32162809
In a 1000 years from now we'll probably see the print shop being a sacred site to a bunch of crazy sand people, who make a pilgrimage at least once in their life

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>>32162536
>rediculous

Come on now.

>>32162628
hold my beer whyle i fire this 16th century cannon

>>32163350
I saw it a moment before i published and realized the stupidity

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>>32162628
I am erect.

>>32162628

>When you forget to upgrade your Field Cannons in Civilization

>>32164325
You see ahmed, if you label the apc's 1, 2 and 4 they will forever be searching for "3".

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>>32162628
Is there any kind of old muzzleloader that could take out a modern MBT, or even something equivalent to a Soviet KV-1?

Even if it's some ridiculously massive cannon that fires shot the size of OP's mom, I'm just curious what kind of lethality those old cannons have.

I don't get where they get the tools and manpower necessary to mount those big ass AA guns on 4 cylinder toyota trucks.

>>32162917
This one almost looks semi legit. Reminds me of the M113

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>>32164442
Maybe one of the old timey siege cannons and bombards they used to knock down city walls. Those threw a pretty big fucking rock (3-400lb, so bit smaller than OPs mum) and with the force of a hundred virgin r9k'ers trying to talk to a girl.
Course, it took about an hour to load, hour to cool down and sighting system was 'that random city shit over there, go fuck it up' so if the tank moved a couple of feet it would ok.

>>32164512
They are very cute, like when top gear used to 'make a vehicle' retarded way

>>32163537
>That one that catches fire
Rip toyota

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>>32164442
only a few I can remember
mons meg
tsar pushka
Dardanelles Gun
Mallet's Mortar

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I'm still waiting for the sand people to convert one of those big ass excavators or Dump Trucks into picture related.

>>32163537

I don't think was what Kiichiro Toyoda had in mind for the direction of his automotive company.

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>claims to be a veteran sniper, who fought in 7 wars, over 4 decades and has hundreds of kills
>doesn't take into account sight over bore at 3 yards

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>>32164614
>international markets
damn right, and that's why he failed. Because he's a loser, who probably had low energy. Folks we're going to make pick-up trucks great again.

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>>32164603
They don't have a lot of those super-heavy haul trucks like the Cat797 or Komatsu's
Slav's on the other hand are well into Jawa territory

>>32162628
Out with yer cutlasses. Stand by to repel boarders!

>>32164620
Would like to see what a soft point would do as opposed to fmj

>>32164442
the licoln cannon from fort monroe.

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>>32165163
pic related

>>32162628
is there no greater honor for a tool than to still be in use several hundred years after it was made?

a fucking modern ford or its upholstery breaks down after a decade

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who /ukraine/ here?

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>>32165222

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>>32164620
sight over bore?

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>>32162628
Reminds me of this abomination

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>>32164614
Terrorists' affinity to hilux is so damaging to Japanese automotive image that nowadays when Japan donated stuff tp random african countries, they would give Ford or Chevy or Tata instead

http://intelligencebriefs.com/japan-donates-56-vehicles-to-somali-police-force-war-against-al-shabaab/

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>>32165244

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>>32165340

>>32165309
"We purposefully lowered the cannon velocity so we had more time for takbir between firing and impact, inshallah making it more accurate."

Mosul offensive is very interesting to watch. We can see Abrams operating alongside T-72 and even T-62, souped up Humvees, and soldiers laden with varieties of body armors and camos

Prolly Iraqi national army is very susceptible to this. The Kurds at least have some semblance of uniformity, where everyone wore older BDUs

>>32162536
Give them a couple more decades, and they'll invent sloped armor.

>>32165190
>upholstery tears after 10 years

"What a piece of fucking shit, throw it in the trash. Back in the 70s, 20 years before I was born, cars lasted for ever, because I never saw them doing maintinence."

>>32165235
Are those RPG-22s?

Seems like a waste to me.

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>>32162628
This is the greatest thing to ever come out of the middle east.

>>32162849
>Find working vehicle or at least one that is repairable
>Capture metal door factory
>Find torch
>Weld metal doors to the side of vehicle
>Dakka optional (it's not, really)
Trial and error until death.

>>32165235
> tuk tuk boom boom

>>32162628
lmao

>>32165309
Exploding dildo launcher

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WE IS ORKS NOW

>>32164325
Is that a tactical lawn gnome on top?

>>32165331

That generation ranger is a rebadged Isuzu.

I keep seeing them donate 70 series and patrol wagons all the time as of recent

>>32164551
fire won't kill a Hilux

do you even top gear, bro?

>>32165335
How autistic are you?

He shot the other guy in the head at pint blank. What other outcome did you expect?

>>32168725
>calling others autistic

You truly are astoundingly retarded. He was aiming at his forhead, and shot him in the nose. The scope is a few inches above the barrel you stupid fuck. He should have aimed a few inches above his head

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How the hell did they assemble these vehicles?
Pic related manages to look better than a some of those monstruosities, and it was made secretly in a french garage in 1944, despite german occupation and the lack of tools or materials.

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>>32165235
>>32165340
>>32165354
>clank intensifies

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>>32162703
>dat armor angling

>>32162536
its literally a jawa sandcrawler

>>32164325
Looks like a sand nig ostwind or a duster

>>32165309
>no stabilization fins
Stupid sand people

>>32164612
what is this?

>>32162703
I am legitimately impressed they understood to angle the armor

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>>32170149

>>32170153
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dardanelles_Gun
its a 37,000 lb bombard cast in bronze
fires a 1500 lb 30 inch diameter ball of granite from a 204 in long barrel

only 5 were built in total
the one in that picture is in fort nelson hampshire

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This thing looks really stupid to me

>>32171025
in theory it would work, but that rocket engine looks like its not gonna hold together for very long.

>>32162628
Muhammad you scallywag!

>>32171025
>SCUD MISSILE POISED TO STRIKE

>>32171170
Inshallah, anon. Inshallah.

>>32165450
""""modern"""" cars are not designed with maintenance in mind

>>32162628
>Be FSA in aleppo
>Surrounded by Syrian military
>pinned down by a sniper in an alley
>no more rpg rounds
>remember theres a colonial history museum two blocks away

>>32171025
>a fucking bottle rocket

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>>32167452
Long enough timeline, everything gets orky

>>32171025
>"Death Hand Missile ready"

>>32172958
That's not alright.

>>32172958

>"My Ancestors are smiling at me, ISIS trash, can you say the same?"

>>32170352
I wonder how many of them died before they learnt to fill the bottles AFTEr welding them.

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>>32162628
I know what I want for Christmas.

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>YWN put a recoilless rifle in the bed of your truck and blow the shit out of heathen technicals,
Sometimes I wish we shared a land border with the mudslimes.

>>32162628
Is that the driver knocked forward by recoil on the first firing?

>>32174063
that's the seat

>>32174081
Ah.

But then where does the Captain of that fine vessel sit?

>>32171025

So, like, is that a water heater with fins on it?

>>32162917
looks like an uparmored plane tug from an airport....

>>32162628
>Cannon technical

You guys have to admit, the muds are a crafty bunch.

>>32171025
I like to imagine those signs on the side are like the business logos that NASA has on their rockets.

>>32171025
This is some Tom and Jerry shit.

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>>32174062
>remote wifi cam on top, probably controled by laptop or tablet from inside.

Reminds me of GITS. Why don't we have fuckload of tiny cams on our armor yet, guys?

>>32165222
>>32165230

We Mad Max now.

>>32162628
Yarglahu Arghbar

>>32165222
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>>32165340
>>32165354
> The Wasteland Awaits

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>>32170224
It's not for deflecting incoming rounds, it's for ramming other landships

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>>32165222
>>32165230
>>32165340
>>32165354
Ukrainians make the best technicals.

>>32174201
because unless you spend a lot to protect them, they break when you're under fire. Kind of when you need good sight the most
The new Russkie tank, the Armata, has a bunch

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>>32165309
>abomination
fuk u spud truck is my waifu

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>>32174144
Think from memory they made it out of something like a Suzuki Vitara or the like, which having spent a childhood knocking around in little Suzuki 4wds means its super-tiny-cute.

>>32171025
...yeah, but there's a guaranteed laugh in there somewhere I'm sure

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>>32174284
>>32174297
post more

>>32174292
Yea, but I was thinking - it they ware really small, they would be a lot more resistant to damage. Like, we already have hi-res cams that have few milimeter lenses. Put that deep in armor plate behind armored glass like, 3cm wide, and it should be hard to damage.

>>32164620
desu probably the best way to be executed by ISIS

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>>32162536

>>32164423
This made me giggle, you deserve this (you)

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>>32174284
I have some Ukrainian and Russian relatives, they're definitely not 'normal' or quite on the same wavelength as other people when it comes to vehicles.

>>32174350
Ok against small arms fire, but something like a tank, recoilless round, some of the bigger anti-armour rockets or decent sized IED is going to fuck em up. The sheer amount of energy is kind of hard to describe to someone who's never seen the results of one coming down, if you ran a couple of semi-trailer trucks into each other head on at about 50km/h, that's the level of mess and mayhem they have to survive.
It'll rattle your teeth 100m away.

>>32162810
Actually, it's because an armored vehicle requires maintenance and no one is getting spare parts in. Even ComBloc shit needs PMCSs and spare parts.

That and Arabs in general suck at maintenance. Armored vehicles, even BMPs are monsters for maintenance compared to a truck or tractor. Likely the guns & turrets are pulled off dead vehicles and slapped onto something even they can't manage to fuck up through neglect.

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>>32162536

Does Mexico count?

>>32174496
same anon. . . I loved the T&E just dangling from underneath the Mk19...

>>32174440
Yep, very true.
Tracked vehicles tend to have dozens of bearings and lube points in their rollers, suspension linkages and that's before Mohammed goes driving it through a desert, irrigation ditches and probably a wall or two for the last 40 odd years. Like anything, it has a service life for a reason. From memory, the BMP engines tended to be stuck somewhere inaccessible to anyone but soviet midgets and needed a crane to drag them out of their hidey hole to actually service them properly

>>32174496
Mexicunt here, i'd have to say no, we actually have a weapons industry (albeit a small one) and make those mounts on pickup trucks in big numbers.

>>32164620
A precision of peace!

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They fucking did it.

I love technicals.

At first they were just machine guns on pickup trucks, but now they have achieved whole new levels.

They range from stupid and impractical, to crafty and post-apocalyptic, to the best ones almost looking legit.

Pretty soon these guys will be rolling around in Shermans and Panzers they scrapped together.

>>32165309
that's the orkiest thing i've seen in a while.

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>>32174687
>iranian engineering

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Recently captured vehicles from Mosul

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e1_1480382296

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8a2_1480111327

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>>32174803
Fuck is with muslims slapping those signs in every vehicle on their parades? What the fuck is even written in them.

>>32174860
Hmm... <squint>

Looks like a buncha squiggles and a flag.

Any good middle-east or Ukrainian home-made Katyushas?

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>>32174144
A gift for you.

>>32164620
I dont understand your problem, that was a beautiful shot... Right in the T zone. Complete eradication of the mid brain and upper portion of the brain stem that control all your subconscious bodily controls like breathing and heart beat...

>>32162628
im waiting for the tactical trebuchet mounted on a technical

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>>32164674

Pick up that can.

>>32171025
GLA SCUD STORM IS READY

>>32174803
there must be an RPG Segway somewhere

>>32162628
>probably looted that cannon from a historic site
>most likely worth hundreds of thousands of dollars
>it still works
Remind me why I shouldn't go to the middle east to loot farm again

>yfw all those plates aren't armor but are burqas for these female landships

>>32162827

So they're only 100 years behind in indigenous military tech?

Not terribly shabby, in the grand scheme of things.

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>>32175235
I'm a bit surprised this isn't already a thing.
They are already going to the trouble of making them, one could think making them more mobile would be a good next step.

>>32174430

I'm a Uke and I don't get it.

>>32175429
kek literally orc tier

>>32165354
I love how all those buggies offer the least -of a already very low - protection to the gunner who has to stick out in the top like a sore thumb.

>>32171025
I kinda want to see it fly.
wonder if it has a makeshift gyro
guetto war kerbal is best kerbal

>>32165340
Reminds me of smugglers run...

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>>32175432
Mostly its just the little things like, lack of indicators, not using seatbelts, don't bother looking when merging and completely ignoring red lights, stop signs etc
Ukraine wasn't too bad once you get out of the cities, once in the open roads you just have to watch out for mad tractor operators and the odd semi drivers in your lane coming the other way. (Not being mean or anything!) Russia was fucking awful on a whole new level of shit drivers though, I literally watched a chick in an SUV ramp herself over a little lada-fiat thing and bury her front wheels into his windscreen. He was ok though, not happy, but otherwise fine.

Aside from that, driven-
>Iraq, around Australia (every state), halfway across the US southern states, all up the east coast of the US, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, China, Papua New Guinea, India, little bit of Italy and the UK.
I'm kind of a connoisseur of shit driving, don't worry- you guys aren't nearly as horrific as the Chinks or Indians (no one is)

>>32164603
IIRC Morocco actually mobilised its army when they saw the sandcrawler on the filmset in Tunisia (or maybe it was the other way round, dunno)

>>32175775
It was Libya, they lost their shit when it was near their border
Sandpeople can't deal with Jawa's

>>32165222
fuck, I wanna drive that thing so bad.

>>32175775

Judging from this thread, a sandcrawler would in fact be something they could semi-seriously expect to encounter.

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>>32162536
I've been fighting in Syria last year, we've been attacked a few times with those abominations. The Kurds call them suicide trucks, ISIS is using them as VBIED. They drive through the desert towards YPG positions, and can only be stopped by a RPG used by someone skilled, or 23mm shilkas wich aren't used by the units often, everything else the Kuds use is useless against them. All you can do is run away and search cover, and hope that it's not packed with enough explosives to fuck you up in your hole.

One time, we've been defending a village approx 100km north of Raqqa, last June after the liberation of Tal Abyad and the end of the Hassakah-offensives. We've been 2 platoons in the village, about 50 men and women. ISIS attacked us with one of those suicide trucks, but only injured about 10 people, noone serious, everyone was fast enough to run away. 5 days later, in the early morning, there was another one of those things driving towards our left flank. Our commander told us to run away, as they were about to pull the same shit again. Turned out they weren't, this time there were fighters inside it. With that trick, they basically took half the village without any resistance. We set up a new defence line and kept fighting for almost 20 hours. At the end of the day, we lost 21 men and women, and only survived cuz the USAF started attacks at noon and saved our asses.

If it looks stupid but works, it's not stupid.

Pic related is YPG made. They use bulldozers. Ignore the date, there was almost no power anywhere, and everytime i turned on my phone i set up date & time randomly.

>>32175807
Well, that is the part of the world that gave us hits like Toyota Wars and The GUNT strikes back

>>32174297
>drifting around corners on exfil after a successful raid of urban target, engaging pursuers with PKP
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU blasting on the stereo system

>>32175852
Alternatively:

>Just raided remote ammo dump
>Rallycross back to the fob on rural dirt/gravel roads

>>32169496
>Pic related manages to look better than a some of those monstruosities
Well, of course the French would make it LOOK better. There's a reason why Homs or Baghdad aren't mentioned in the same breath as Paris or Milan.
But on the other hand, it also looks like it only has one light machine gun. So good luck going up against the Pansykampfwagens with that.

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>>32174297
.... that's a fucking Opel Calibra.
Well, I have officially seen everything.

>>32174430
>Robot bird commin' to get ya

>>32174803
>implying you wouldn't own one

>>32174860

That's just the description of the vehicle, anon. On the second pic, it says 105mm rocket carrier light vehicle (it says "car" but vehicle would be a more appropriate description)

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>>32175284
Soon

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>>32175429

>>32176173
How long until somebody shows up at nuggetfest with one?

>>32176188
Don't tempt fate like that you crazy motherfucker

ITT: The pinnacle of arab made mechanized armor

We should turn this entire shithole region into glass, but not before shipping all the ones in yurop and murrica back.

>>32176246
>not turning the Middle East into the world's largest mad max themed amusement park
Oh, wait. Apparently it already is.

>>32165340
>get in here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.!

>>32174803
>I can't see anything
>why does Ahmed get to shoot the rockets?
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was at home smoking hash with my camels

>>32164612
We all love the Screw Guns!

>>32176660
>tfw can't see shit because some officer told me I had to put a big ass sign on the front of the ATV
>tfw almost ran over a goat that somebody brought to the parade
>tfw Ahmed gets to shoot the rockets and thus gets all the pussy
Such is life as an Iranian

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>>32174687
Is that an M61? Looks way too big to be an M134.

>>32171025
>WEZ GODDA BE EXPLODIN' DESE INFIDEL GITZ

>>32176773
ALLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>32176730
>M61
Could be, they had those on some of the F14's and might have locally engineered more of them

>>32173184
didn't watch all the way but dis some good maymay content rip tho

>>32176660
smoking hash with some camels sounds pretty chill

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>>32162536
I do this for you, /k/!

https://youtu.be/xvPcxKi_ByE

>>32171025
That is some Wile E Coyote tier shit.

>>32174687
>implying you wouldn't own one

>>32162650
probably the junkyard for parts... but still, that's places

>>32164423
kek
>>32164620
that's yucky

>>32165309
my favorite part is the chunks of cinderblocks chocking the wheels. Can you imagine if the entire thing just rolled away?

>>32176906

heart-stopping.

>>32162676
are those PT-76 turrets?

>>32165354
>>32165340
>>32165222
>>32165230
>Roads? How boring.

>>32171226
Kek, the GLA will never cease to be relevant in these threads

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My personal favorite.

>RPG hits the turret, all nearby infantry are pummeled to death.

>>32175829
you're doing god's work. Remove Daesh

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>>32175829
Oh shit, what tabûr? Plans on coming back?

-member of the TMU/YBT

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if you had some hydraulic arms to keep the truck in place - and enough ammo - this thing could be pretty good at barrage fire.

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ISIS seem to really like using these, most of the time when I see technicals with S-60s it's ISIS.

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D-30 barrel?

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>>32162536

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>paint me like one of your khorasani boys, abu waddan

>>32162628
YARRRR HARRRRR HALLAHU ACKBARRRRR!!

>>32165358
underrated

>>32171025
This isn't from the middle east. It is from a series of videos about a coyote trying to kill a roadrunner.

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>>32171025
My names Johnny Knoxville, and this is the Big Brown Rocket

>>32175829
>Reverse image search
>No other images

Post guns that you saw there and post your loadout.

>>32175852
>>32175857

>what happens when /k/ and /o/ join forces and go to war.

>>32178076
They might not be hydraulic, but there are clearly outriggers.

>>32175829
>Turned out they weren't, this time there were fighters inside it.
Ouch. What devious stratagem.

>>32178396
I wonder what would happen if a bunch of dudes from 4chan were assigned to the same unit, in whatever military and for whatever reason.

>>32178453

your average marine platoon.

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>>32178288

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>>32178460

fucking ace

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>>32178453
I'll tell you what happens. It doesn't happen because everyone on this board are a bunch of pussies. You spent so much time and energy finding people to go to Syria with you but you only make it here with one other person out of like 18. 4 solid core members. That other guy then goes home a month in leaving you on your own in a country full of lefties.

>>32177870
BMP-1 turrets

>>32178750
Sounds like it was a great time. No state department friends to play along?

>>32163537
Toyota and Nissan sure have some great marketing

>>32164620
looks fake af

>>32178750
>go to Syria
>join semi-pkk
>complain about lefties

wat

>>32174857
I see you, Killdozer...

>>32178059

i don't remember the name of the sehid they name their tabûr after, actually. back then, there was no tmu. shamefully. nice job you guys are doing.
where are you from? and where are you right now? near the turkish border? or what network are you using?
i remember i couldn't access 4chan when i was over, fucking turkcell

>>32174350
Not to mention that the glass will hinder vision when shot.

Maybe have a bunch of cones with cameras at the tip, and are quickly replaced.

From the inside, you'd see what essentially are camera cartridges in the walls, and when they get damaged, you can pull it out of it's armor cone and insert a new one.

>>32162703
This one legit doesnt even look 3rd world

>>32164620
You know, this ISIS stuff is good for morbid curiosity.

For instance, I always figured 7.62x54r would pop someone's head, but now I have point blank evidence that it seems mostly internal. Interesting.

>>32178129
I gotta admit I would be terrified to see a cat that size come howling out of the desert.

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>>32180527

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>>32180540

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>>32180556

>>32174201
monitors have only become space-efficient in the past 15 years. 20 years ago it would have been CRTs, way too much space taken for a dozen monitors. LCDs have existed a while but the resolution was poor in the beginning. Now we have 4k flat screen monitors that fit and have enough resolution.

>>32176906
>https://youtu.be/xvPcxKi_ByE
geez that thing must be loud as fuck
thanks for sharing. You should take/post combat vids!

>>32174383
I'd rather get shot in the head than burned/drowned alive in a cage or have my neck sawed open by a dull knife.

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>>32178868
Na I get those when I go home

>>32179328
>thinking the westerners, or even all the kurds, agree with the YPG 100% and dont just use it to fight ISIS
k
In all serious it's more some of the western volunteers. Some are like stormfags almost, EVERYTHING is the fault of ""capitalism"", I've even had people come to MY BASE and not acknowledge me at all because I have a reputation for being "fashy". I was fucking shocked. That said its not the norm, that was a one off.

>>32179353
Ah fair enough. Cheers mate but we're doing fuck all at the moment, the team treated 364 casualties in Manbij, and we were on scene for the Tel Tamer explosion but other than that we just sit around, train, wait and continuously ask to be deployed.. Oh and reluctantly give Diclo to Kurds.
Sucks more now my mate's dead. Mike Israel.

Yeah its been a bitch, we kept swapping ISP's for the base wifi, finally got one of a reasonable speed that allows for shitposting! Fuck yeah

>>32182622
If I had any I would lol. I got video of the explosion but have orders not to release any of that for atleast a month or two.

>>32184281
Stay safe and be sure to do some dank memeing while you are there and post them when you get back alive!

>>32184281
How heavy has Coalition or Russian airstrikes been around your area? Are there a lot of Arabs and Christians there or is it mainly Kurds.

>>32162827
Der Schnuck
Es ist sehr schneeky

>>32176188
Are those hoverboard things still doing double duty as destructive devices?

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>>32178076
That looks downright practical.

>>32165331
Holy crap is that Ana from Overwatch on the left there?!

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>>32162628

>the canonball bounces off the fucking building

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I saved a fuckload of these from a previous thread.

>>32175829
leave /k/ tag marks on everything, and scream CHEEKI BREEKI all the time

>inb4 locals catch up with the warcry

Get yourself an STG while you are at it.

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These weld points... too accurate for Imperial engineers. Only sand people are so imprecise.

>>32176154
You gotta admit, they put great care in their calligraphic stuff, making the signs look anything but minimalist

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>>32186078
Mehmet's print shop- 10% off if it involves jihad

>>32175829
Early tanks in WW2 and panish Ciil War were easy prey to molotovs. You have already tried using molotovs against them, I take, because you guys are pros. That makes me ask, what anti-molotov measures do those things have?

>>32174094
the crow's nest me hearty

>>32162628
Could there be states where having this is legal?
And could i emigrate to that state as a Dutchbro?

>>32174857
Still amazes me that he didn't kill anyone. Though not for lack of trying.

>>32186339
Wasn't he trying to avoid killing people?
Final score was -1 for selfkill.

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Nothing gets the burkas off faster than painting a sweat ass bird of prey on the front of your killdozer.

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>>32162703

>>32186111
did you just give the advice to use molotov cocktails against VBIEDs?

>>32165358
under-fucking-rated

>>32186402
He had a .22, a .308 and a .50 in it, dunno if he used them though

>>32177996
Is this reactive armor made from pavement bricks?
Syria's truly land of the desperate

>>32184281
you know, back in 2015 i had my first enemy contact at Tel Tamer. We've been fighting for assyrian villages for like 2 weeks, pushed the fucking jihadis towards the Abdulazziz mountains, liberated the mountains and every piece of dirt on the way there, got moved to Serê Kaniyê, and spent 2 months making our way west towards Tal Abyad. On June 15th we moved into the town as a parade, and opened the corridor to Kobanê by that, welcoming the hevals that fought around Kobanê. I remember the first time we had radio contact with the forces on the other side of the corridor. Those were glorious days man, i'll never forget that.

Now i gotta read shit about Turkish soldiers and roach backed FSA moving "towards" Tal Abyad, and Skirmishes in and around Hessekeh. Shit's grinding my fucking gears.

If you decide to go back, make sure you really want it. I know a lot of volunteers got home and back to Rojava again, but there's also a few that are still not allowed to return by their governments.

>>32175829
>Turned out they weren't, this time there were fighters inside it.
>Literally a Troy horse

>>32178118
>DRIVE ME CLOSER
>I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SCIMITAR

>>32165309

notice the cuts between the shell landing and the explosion

its staged

>>32162917
>arabs made a fucking Wiesel

meine Seiten

>>32186645
Holy shit they just put bricks next to the ERA panels

Muhammed's mind truly works in euphoric ways

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>>32175284
>RPG Segway

The French did something similar.

>>32174264
The sides are angled too and the tip of the nose is too high to ram anything and do much. It's clearly done to improve the armor.

>>32163537
I found the sound for this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

>>32187351
holy fuck it fits perfectly

someone not too stupid to use fucking windows movie maker combine it, it'll be my new favorite

>>32187357
I could combine it quickly with handbrake, where to upload it though? I don't have a youtube.

>>32178131
>I'm sorry your wife is on her menstrual cycle and is unclean oh my brother
>perhaps tonight I can be your wife oh my brother

>>32186675
could be timed explosives

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>>32178355
My loadout was nothing but an Izmash AK made in 1964, fresh out of the box when i got it. Plus 5 mags and 2 Soviet grenades. I've also been Piksici from time to time as we were alternating in my unit, that's what the Kurds call their machine gunners. With neither a belt nor an ammo case, been towing that fucking PK through the desert with 200 rounds around my neck, looking like the fucking Kurdish rambo. Got my first confirmed kill with that one.

I've seen a lot of interesting guns, K98 with original scopes, Mosin, all kinds of AK from 47 to the rare 101, M4 and M16A2, also Finnish sniper rifles and Chinese anti-material ones, don't remember the types or names of those tho. Also pickup or truck mounted DHSK. And shotguns. Tons of shotguns, every farm or village had a few we had to confiscate. Most being very cheap crap, but we once found a very nice italian doublebarrel with a nice handmade engraving. Nice toys to play with, but totally useless in desert warfare.

The most interesting being the YPG made anti-material rifles, made from DHSK barrels. They have them in 12.57, 14 and 23mm, the 23mm being nothing less than handheld artillery. Pic related is a Shiyar, the 12.57 version.. correct me if i'm wrong on the caliber. The PSL next to it was the most common sniper rifle you find in Syria.

>>32187572
>Tons of shotguns, every farm or village had a few we had to confiscate.

...why?

>>32187599
We did that once we left Kurdish settlement area and entered Arab land, and you can't trust those Arabs. They were numbered and stored safely tho, so the farmers could pick them up once the area was totally secured and the people confirmed for not being ISIS supporters.

>>32174297
>fast and furious

>>32186039
the welds are much higher quality than Chinese or Mexican welds
good on them for actually trying their best, though there's much to improve on

>>32168725
the scope is for shooting at length. Far away. If you shoot up close the scope is giving you an inaccurate representation of where your shot will go. a veteran sniper would know this, unlike the dumbass in the webm, and you.

>>32162703
love how they actually numbered it
just in case they'll ever make so many they loose track of them.

>>32164625
is that the one in Edinburough? I've seen it, pretty impressive

>>32188322
When they get up to 99 people should be worried.

In Sandistan they stick old beardy blokes and some kind of inspiring moon runes on the side
I can only imagine my old unit if they got the job 'hey guys, go make an armoured vehicle' you'd come back to something equally silly except it would have desert digi-penis camo, some slutty pinups to distract the enemy with and 'Cunt Destroyer 01 somewhere on it.

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>>32177996
I thought that was reactive armour from the thumbnail.

>>32188288
>implying he couldn't just barrel sight
>implying if he's used to that rifle there's any single damn reason to remove his scope if he's barrel sighting the dude from 3 yards away
>implying the flash of the guy's face through the scope served any practical purpose than creative flair for the film

You seem buttmad that he pulled it off so flawlessly. Seriously just stop before you make yourself look even more stupid.

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>>32171025
Hi, I'm Johnny Akhbar and this is Sandass!

>>32172958
KEK

>>32162628
I kind of want to see what they're firing out of this. Is it an artillery shell they just pulled out of its casing? Are they packing powder and wadding behind it?

I doubt they're casting their own cannonballs, that would be a serious pain in the ass.

>>32186111
>giant armored bomb
Run up to it!

>>32170107
>>32170224
>>32174264
>>32187269
It is for going fast, you ignorants

>>32173093
>That's Jalisco's police
I must see this

>>32174916
Is that an airport vehicle?

>>32186582
Don't laugh. Better have them blow up where YOU want thanwhee THEY want, and you know it.

>>32189581
>thanwhee
*than where
fucking keyboard

>>32162628
This is fucking awesome. I want more military "tech" consisting of elements modern and seemingly ancient.

>>32175829
That low profile

>>32175829
>dig steep trench around position
>truck gets stuck

I know digging holes sucks, especially on that hard clay shit but a 1m trench would stop that thing in its tracks

>>32175852
Pro I think thats a DSHK, definitely bigger than a PKP. Not saying this to be a cock, saying it because the realization makes it even cooler.

>>32175316
I don't know if it's actually a real historical cannon. It looks like as if it's manufactured in two parts, with a barrel recoiling inside a cannon-looking sleeve.

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>>32165222
>>32165230
>>32165340
As a Slav and and engineer, I desperately want to build one of these.

>>32189817
do it
make sure you have a place to tactically squat tho

>>32187619
Did you or anyone else get to keep anything?

>>32186765
Wasn't that only for transportation and not for firing, though? I could swear I read somewhere that it has to be unmounted to be actually used.

>>32189704
well actually there were trenches in most positions. protocol after liberating a village was:

-search everything for IEDs and other surprises
-get a heavily armed bulldozer
-collect all the bodies
-let the bulldozer dig a hole and bury them
-spend the rest of the day/night digging trenches with the bulldozers, towards the enemy - and throw up the earth to a wall behind the trench

in the best case, we would only let 1 street open into and out of the village, and make a small wall on that street that cars have to slow down and carefully drive around.

that's what YPG does when they liberate a village, at least in the best case. but often, they just can't do it properly. some of those villages have only a few huts, but there's so much distance between them that it's hard to close the circle. and in some regions, the ground is so fucking hard or stony that it's just not possible. or it's the plan to move on to the next village just in a few hours, in that case we spent that time without any fortifications.

>>32190035
>heavily armed bulldozer

well that would be pretty cool i guess, but what i actually wanted to say is heavily armored bulldozer

too bad this thread almost reached it's limit

>>32190049
We need a new one

>>32174845
>large front wheels protruding from the vehicle
>gigantic back wheel
Is that fucking armored Farmall Model A?

>>32186675
The whole syrian war is staged man. There's no such thing as ISIS dude. "Syria" isn't even a real country. The whole middle east is just a big land full of actors.

>>32163537
That one guy just spinning in circles firing wildly into the air... I do love them dumbies

>>32186039
Looks like their Mekboyz are pretty decent with a MiG.

>>32188392
It has both ERA and bricks, fairly common on SAA tanks.

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>>32185790
Is that an antimatter blaster cannon??

>>32189989
Yes there is a tripod somewhere on the bike and you have to assemble the thing to fire it. +100% security, -100% cool factor

>>32189989
As radical as that would be, there's sadly no way that the vespa driver could shoot that at, say, buildings or other vehicles while also driving. Would make a fantastic action movie scene tho

>>32162536
Dude, the A-79 Battlefridge is not a joke.

>>32196000

>Shoots to execute a hairpin turn

>>32171025
Bitch that's not a technical that's India's space program

>>32171025
KEK a fuvking DUMP TRUCK
I'm dying

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>>32196096
kek

>>32174430
Why do I get the feeling there's just a Toyota under there..

>>32196137
>check the actual article
>tons of obvious vandalism reverted as "good faith edits" (such as suggesting POOINLOO was a contractor or that one of the purposes of the sat was looking into oceanic faeces polution.)
fucken lel

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>>32175829
Kick the shit out of em for me man