Gun Show bingo thread?

>>32160962
>CLAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

Why do the Glocks have stickers on them with the model when the model is stamped on the side of the slide?

>>32160962
dirty stares and overpriced AKs intensify

>>32161111
checked
table full of gun manuals and $50 anarchist cookbooks

"Yessir this here gun is what they call a 'Yugo SKS' it was a prototype gun them Russians used at the end of WW2. There are only 3000 in the whole world but I'll let you walk out of here today with this gun for just $700"

That one Black guy

anti Obama shirts and terrorist hunting license stickers

BZZZZZZZZT!

>my handloads are better than anything you can buy off the shelf

>>32161059
So that old, overweight assholes that go to these things don't need to get their grubby mits all over that old, overweight asshole's guns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSZqogzU4Io&spfreload=10

Price gouging, price gouging everywhere.
hipoints going for 300 fucking bucks, jiminiminimeses going for 200 or more. The same type of saiga sporter I bought four years ago for 450 is there for twice as much now(they were banned from import though).
Might find some neat displays or good deals on parts here and there.

And you know it's always the asian at the gun show who is only selling tasers.

Comic book memorabilia table

old ladies selling freeze dried fruit or candles that are part of a pyramid scheme

Nazi shit only table

Russian shit only table

"make me an offer"

a guy carrying a tied rifle at low ready while looking at tables

"are you 18?"

WEEEWEEEWEEWEEWEEWEE (that alarm noise when a handgun is pulled too far away from a table)

Im sure i could think of like 50 more but im lazy

>>32160962
>AR's all day every day and nothing but AR's and AR accessories
>"yeah, ive got a couple dragunovs at home"
>possibly combined with last one since its a freebee with it "yeah, i got a couple AK's that are [insert term for the item being illegal full auto that wouldnt stop a single LEO from arresting him and raiding his house]

>Vendor tries to push tacticool ACOG sites on me
>I have a wood furniture AK

>guy selling beef jerky

>guy selling pickles

>guy decked out head to toe with camo

>guy carrying rifle with for sale sign down barrel

>5 dollar hot dogs? Too expensive!
>same person buys hipoint for 215

>james yeagers biggest fan
this one isnt easy, its not "james yeager fan" you have to find his biggest fucking fan there

Join the NRA and win a gun raffle out side

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>mosin with rusted to shit barrel and chamber
>$500

>>32161246
>are you 18

this so much, im 6'5 and huge but i have the biggest baby face.

>watching someone actually be duped into buying a jimenez

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>Mouth-breathing fudds who walk the lines backwards and force you to walk into other people to avoid being belly-bumped against their sweaty camo-flannel beer belly

>>32160962

The only reason to go to a gun show today is for the jerky guy.

The rest is all overpriced asshole gouging because DA GUBERMENTZ GUNNA TUUK UR GUNZ AWAY BETTA BUY EM NAO WHILE YA STILL CANZ!!!!!

Ugh the past 8 years have turned gun shows into a living hell.

If i have to pay to get in i dont even bother. If i can get in for free ill go for the jerky guy. The jerky guy is always there and he loves me.

>>32161499
>not fingerfucking all the guns there after you get the jerky

>that one "custom leather holster" family business that's actually a front for converting people to christianity

>>32160962
Anyone else see roasted nut stands at every single gun show? It's been synonymous with gun show for me ever since I was a kid. Maybe it's just around my area.

Hearing all the people trying out tazers. If you're a Kommiefornian like me, all the guys selling switchblade that are 2 inches

>>32161246
>Nazi memorabilia table.

Every fucking show.

>Guy hawking memberships for the NRA wearing a tri-corner hat.

why are their hardly any old and surplus guns at shows?

if i wanted to look at new guns. I would go to a gun store.

all these fucking gunbroker/armslist ffls need to get out of their basement and bring their stuff to the gunshow circuit.

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>qt high school girls working the tables with their daddies
>muh dick

>>32161308
>>guy carrying rifle with for sale sign down barrel

is this implying this is bad in some way? they usually do catch my attention alot, the gun always is surplus

>>32162200
no, its bingo. its always there. last one i saw was an old dude with a calico.

>>32161341
Looks good, too bad you couldnt fit in the 4 dollar baked potato snack bar

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>>32161246
>are you 18?

>be me
>19 years old
>go to small gun show because nothing else better to do
>90% private party sales
>see beat up single shot H&R shotgun on table with two other beat up shotguns
>guy is like 65
>Is that a .410?
>"ummmm let me check...yeah, i guess so."
>ask how much
>"well, why don't you go get your dad first."
>No, I'm over 18
>"Don't you have to be 21 to buy a gun?"
>No?
>"oh ok. Well its $175, but I'll cut you the right now price for $150."
>ok, sure. Just let me go to the ATM.
>turn 360 degrees and walk straight out the door.
Fuck old people.

>>32161499
You say that but they have always been the garage sale level bullshit.
My addition is the table of over priced patches and pins.

gun shows are just poor and stupid gun nuts selling garbage to normies

>>32160962
SUSPENDERS

>>32161142
I'm near Atlanta. Half the show is black.
>>32161190
I always assume it's me that did it.
>>32161241
And cheap chinese knives
>>32161308
The guy carrying a Browning m1919 with sign down barrel. Seen the same guy multiple times. I guess he had trouble selling it.
>>32162089
Yes, this. Nothing but ARs, Glawks and SCCY at last gun show I went to.
>>32162111
Good, I'm not the only one to notice this

Comparing prices of same gun at 4 different vendors. Look online and find it 60 bucks cheaper.
The guys comparing their beards to one another
The fatass lady in a hover round trying to buy a small conceal carry piece.
The milsurp guy that ran out of interesting stuff 10 years ago and still has the same stock of misc. parts.
The guy selling bumpfire stocks that has a small TV explaining how it works. Fudds that have never been on the internet gather around gawking at the space magic

>>32161499
>The jerky guy is always there and he loves me.

>'anon, how come every time you come to the gun show you bee line to my table, buy jerky and leave?'
>'you know my wife wouldnt like this but maybe one day i can show you how to work your meat like i do mine'

>>32162200
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Not at all, its a bingo thread you see that all the time.

Are gun shows really sweet to go to?

I live in New Zealand and we dont have jack over here.

I really want to go to a gun show when I visit America next.

>>32163988

Only some. Better yet, time your visit with a Nuggetfest, the celebration of arms and life!

I always get some pretty good deals when I go there

>>32161209
>probably true

John Birch Society booth in the corner

400+ lb man browsing tables holding his durr rifle over his shoulder, muzzle forward

Tall skinny guy with gray ponytail selling toys and tasers

Scouts selling popcorn

"Ain't got nothin the feds need to know about"

>go to gun show in San Antonio a little over 2 years ago
>walking around trying to find a good deal on 1911s and nice wheel guns
>table in the back is lined with vintage revolvers, hi powers, S&W autoloaders, and 1911s for nearly fifty feet
>walk around it gawking for 20 minutes
>table owner's cute teenage daughter comes up to me and stands there smiling trying to form words
>walk away and smoke a cigarette with the jerky vendor outside

>>32161111

What the hell is with the stares

I go to knob creek's machine gun shoot a lot and feel like I pissed on everyone's collective mothers.

The dour, taciturn guy selling Nazi memorabilia.
The dour, taciturn guy selling "Paladin Press" books and copies of "The Turner Diaries."

If you don't like people, sales are possibly not for you...

>>32164014
Is nuggetfest a k event?

I dont really time my visits, I get sent around for work and/or work related courses.

I just got back from an AVR course in switzerland where there was an American bloke who was impressed with me and wants to poach me over to ABB in America.

So fingers crossed that all works out and I can move there and bath in cheap guns.

Just look at guncity.co.nz and laugh at our prices we get anal raped by over here.

>>32164096
They seem to happen quite frequently, and yes, they are put on by people from this board. There are constant threads about them.

Gun shows, as the other person said, are very hit-or-miss - but that said, it's worth the cost of admission just for the spectacle and being able to post in these threads with that "oh, man, you got that right" sort of bearing.

>>32164087
While I doubt this is the case everytime whenever I go to the range I catch myself staring not at people but their guns, and trying to catch their attention to ask if they want to shoot mine in exchange for letting me shoot theirs.

>>32163305
Same thing happened when i bought my first .22

>>32164096

When you get over here, you will need to get you some meat (bison, deer, rattler, and pig), some BBQ. Go shooting somewhere, go to gun shows and visit National Parks.

Some on this board might get to show you around. Have to brag a little, our National Parks are pretty damn cool. My local one is Mount Rainier, you'll be pretty impressed.

>>32161341
Used AT4 tube guy is pretty chill desu

>>32164657
>t. used AT4 tube guy

>>32164074
Pretty much this every show. If they come up after 20 mins, theyre clearly trying to get me to buy something, and i aint having it.

Ill go smoke that jerky vendors cigar if he wants before i dip my dick in that.

>>32161581
>not finger fucking the jerky guy after you get all the guns

>>32165122
>/k/ - gay for jerky

>>32162059
>Tfw at the last show, we had a Legion guy badgering people for donations
>"Don't you care about our military, son?"
>"I just got out a few years ago, don't you even bother. And don't call me son".
>"Oh. Well you should donate anyway hahaha"
Like fuck off. Don't you try and guilt-trip people like that.

>>32161861
I went to one in wichita and they had a couple

>>32161381
>Sporterized Enfields because Canada
>Some guy wanting 10 grand for one of those bullpup bolt-action Barretts and almost a grand for those Chinese M16A1s (retail: $700)
>Air guns
>Fudge lady
>Ammo and reloading guy
>Books books books books books
>Dewats and shitty milsurp table
>LGSes who come to sell shit and either overprice shit or offer good deals on things they want to move
>Tapco'd SKSes with those nasty full length rails
Gun shows up here kinda suck.

>>32165401
At least the fudge lady at my GS is nice and has good fudge

>>32160962
The reason why gun shows in general suck
>Dealers get to browse before the general public
Anything that would be worth buying is bought by a dealer before you and I can even get into the show. Either for resale or for their personal collection.

Why do Gun shows even exist?
The prices are almost always higher than online.
Dumb fudds to deal with

Why?

>>32164093
I saw an interesting variation of him. Instead of SS gear, it was Imperial Germany stuff. Pith hats, webbing, old medals. Also books about Germans on Safari. I got a book by HM Stanley from the guy. He was much more friendly than the Nazi guy desu.

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>>32161120
you see anarchist cookbooks at yours? i always look but can never find any, want to buy one with cash kek
>also the guy with all the nazi flags and business cards for his "totally not nazi" social circle

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>>32161246
ive been rubbing my greasy paws all over their gats since i was 16 since i got a beard early
>tfw feels good to be russian

>>32161308
saw a guy selling a PIAT one year

>>32164042
>probably squib

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This is fairly accurate

>>32168209
yep. along with the cookbook sequel, poorman's james bond, and similar books. theyre always expensive bc they know paranoid people will buy them in cash

Anyone from the tampa area know if there are any good gunshows there?

What do you call the guy who wants to replace everything with unreasonable overtactical shit? My dad perfers tacticooling his chinese SKS over "The stupid wooden stuff."

>>32167494
The novelty of seeing stuff you wouldn't otherwise, specialty gear, meeting people, getting to handle a bunch of interesting guns, and giving vendors an easy way to flash sell stock they want to clear out.

>>32163305
So, what's the problem?

>>32163510
404 here .You going to the one this weekend?

>>32163510
What about the good ol boys round back?

>>32161414
This.
All day.

>>32172157
That would make sense if they offered 15-20% off shit. But they dont because they have to pay vendor fees the only fuckkers that make money off these shows are the promoters. ive only been once and dont see a reason to go back.

>>32165401
I didnt even know they had gun shows in leafland

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Hey new to /k/ , gun show coming up in my city. Seeing some bretty bad reviews here wanted to go but seems like a waste now , i thought i would find some vintage shit like a tech 9 semi or a some overly rare shit, lugers and the such . What good are these shows honestly? Sound like a flea mart.

>>32163305

You realize you reinforced his prejudice when you didn't come back, right?

He assumes you hit the pavement because you weren't actually 18.

>>32172466
Go anyways, if for no reason other than to experience the fudditry yourself.

>>32172466
Phoenix?

>>32172466
Atl

>>32172872
Atl

>go to gunshow with buddy
>we're both poorfags
>really wanted a goddamn ps90
>still do
>look around show, awed at having the opportunity to fingerfuck so many guns
>my buddy and I are molesting a table of 1911s when I spy her
>sbr ps90
>just sitting at the far end of a pretty lonely table
>musttouch.tga
>feel her up real good
>also spy an AUG
>give the ps90's cousin a good go-over as well
Damn fine experience. Buddy was eventually sweet-talked into buying a tacticool 10/22, and I got some 12 gauge buckshot, so we weren't total leeches.

>guys selling sporterized milsurp for more than an original is worth
>vendors ignoring you since you're under 30 and/or treating you like a moron

>fucking BZZZZZZRRTTT
>300 dollar mosins
>450lbs fudds everywhere
>NRA free pocketknife enticement
>sketchy new production Nazi shit
>more BZZZZZZRT
>table full of NFA, only for display

>>32173193
>guys selling sporterized milsurp for more than an original is worth
Well don't you know that when you add stuff to a gun, that like automatically increases the value? That's like basic math. Geez. Get a load of this jabroni.

> Nice guy who is selling mil surp ar-15 mags out of a milk crate for $5 a mag but he let me have 5 for a $20. WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE?!!!!

>>32161499
the gov is taking them away, you tard, just look at fucking california and the shit heap it's become.

>>32173193
Some of the guys there are assholes, you should hang around the older ones

>>32174193
> this was like 3 years ago and I haven't seen the nice guy nor have I seen any mags that low since :(

>>32161246
>old ladies selling freeze dried fruit or candles that are part of a pyramid scheme
I always feel so sorry for them cause they always have that disdained "please someone talk to me" look on their face.

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>nickle plated Deagles for $4500
>beat to shit "super rare!" Chinese SKS for $800 without a bayonet
>28 gauge to 10 gauge shotguns fucking everywhere
>Hesse G3 clone for $1300
>one overpriced IO/Century AK
>tacticool'd AR uppers
>jerky man
>Walmart scooters blocking the way between tables
>parents letting their dirty ass kids run around
>jewlrey stand
I don't even know why I go anymore

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someone selling these

>>32174203
The people of California vote to get rid of them, there isn't a sinister cabal stealing them out of homes in the heartland

>>32161246
>r u 18 sonny
m80 i'm 22
>her her that's a good one. maybe I'll give your daddy a discount
SUCK ON MY ID YOU FAT TURD AND SELL ME GUNS

I'm finna /thread this bitch so hard

On phone in bed smelling my dogs farts so fuck meme arrows

Copy paper print outs of anarchist cookbook
Nobody having the milsurp you were looking for
"Ask before handling"
"Not for sale"
Brrrrrrt
High pitched whine of $80 toys r us drones
voodoo tactical vests and pouches everywhere
Ucp pistol mag pouches everywhere
The guy showing off coins and stamps
The old woman wearing a Ross dress selling candles, toe rings, and either lotion or bath beads
3rd gen glocks $50 over msrp
Hand loads where the guy can't tell you what powder he used
Dragonsbreath shells $5 each or 5 for 20
Shitty steel targets with a looping video of some 4/10 in a flag bikini shooting it at 5 yards
The long ass fucking table littered with rubber maids of $20 and under rifle cases and backpacks
Crockpots of chili or nacho cheese that's starting to visibly dry and crack inside the pot
Crapco SKS with grip pod, not for sale
Seemingly antique swords with "China" half assed ground off the blade
Travel books for some reason
Tactically bearded fatty trying to get you to sign up for his classes
Leather holsters only for Glock 19s and snubbies
Custom cerakote, only $400 for pistols $750 for rifles. Look at this savage axis we completely sprayed tan including the bolt that still has unpainted metal because we didn't even take it out of the receiver
Crazy cooter selling Chinese SKS clips and ripped Alice shit
Postcards for some reason
Old guy with a deactivated mg42 or browning that will not talk to anybody except to tell people not to handle the gun
"What's headspace?"
Estate birdshot only $25 for a box of 20
Pocket knives with half serrated rainbow blades
The guy who makes deer antlers into anything he can sell
The one guy selling air soft
The one beaner always in the back/end of the show selling Mexican border tier green toy m16s and plastic nunchucks and shit
"Sign this petition"
"I'm just glad that Hillary..."
"I'm just glad that Trump..."

>>32174935
"Reagan..."
Would you all now please stand for the pledge of allegiance
The one minority wearing a plate carrier with no plates or pouches and a shemagh around his neck
Someone selling either wood working services, RV insurance and accessories, or home security cameras
Guy walking around with a single shot shotgun with a sale flag in the barrel that will not stop to talk to anybody interested
Guy trying to trade his single shot shotgun for something quadruple the value he made up for it
Guy who talks to every vendor and reassures him that he already has that gun, has something better, or used that gun when he was enlisted
Someone selling spicy nuts and chocolate pretzels
Case of iron crosses not for sale display only
Reflects 3% cash discount
Do you know how hard it is to find these in this condition
Backgrounds are taking a few hours so get it now
Noguns way too excited over a basic ar or dessert eagle
Parents taking up the entire walkway with their 6 year old in a stroller
Bathrooms out of paper towels
Light wash jeans and white tennis shoes everywhere
Jrotc asking for donations
Cringey right wing bumper stickers
These are armor piercing
Guys who are so pleased with themselves thinking they're the first to discover that arm braces are a way around nfa
The one table that brought their dog for some reason
Motorcyclists smoking outside because they don't have the $8 to get in but want to show off
Loaded en bloc clips, $10 each
Guy offering knife sharpening that has an edge pro apex or a shitty belt sander
Food court that is either closed or ran out of food and is closing
Everybody bragging that they're conceal carrying anyway because they believe in their rights THAT much
First words out of vendors mouth as you check out their gun "that's the best price you'll find for that here"
Visible forehead sweat when you know to check the bore
The Vietnamese guy reselling hoppes and whatever else Walmart sells for a 20% markup

>>32174982
Fucking kids running around and chasing each other
Beef jerky
WATSYER BAWT'M DOLLAR
"I fixed/painted/smithed/filed/cleaned it myself"
You could flip this on gunbroker
A2 and a4 uppers for $900
Guy selling carhart jackets and a black duster
I won't sell rifles or ammo to anybody under 21
15cpr .22
Booth with a hunting game on a projector for $5 a game with a massive crowd around it
This is NAZI
"If any things wrong with it just bring it to my shop 6.5 hours away from here"

>>32174935
>>32174982
>>32175021
Reminds me of my first (and last) time

Also mine had
>plastic fast food trays for sale
>budk shit at 45 percent mark up
>AUG mags for 60 each

>>32161341
>Obongo
>Obummer

I HATE these nick names.

I hated the guy from day 1, but calling him silly names just makes you look less intelligent and more hickish. I cringe every time I hear someone call him one of those, and some pretty "big name" conservatives are guilty of it.

>go to show for the first time in years
>no tasers yay
>no jerky boo
>fudds everywhere
>nothing but ar's and black powder weapons
>find table with nothing but Russians wearing those Russian striped shirt
>they are all squatting drinking vodka
>have a bunch of weird Slav shit guns
>they don't know what any of them are chambered in
>all the writing is in cyrillic half are rusted shut
>1911 kimber with broken hammer
>I'll let you go home with it for $1200 son
>fudd humor bring a 1941 silver dollar up and win a prize
>heheheh they didn't make one in 1941 heheheh
>didn't win raffle

Pretty shit over all SENPAI. Any one know what those Russian stripped shirts are called? I want one.

>>32175225
telnyashka

>>32175162
are americans really so stupid they call him obongo in public?

>>32175247
Fudds yes

My lgs has pictures of him pasted all over there windows saying that shit and comparing him to Stalin and mao

>>32174591
I love these things. I use one on my girl during rough play.

>>32165370
You know toks guy?

There's a used one for 230 at gander mountain is that good deal?

>>32175247
Mostly online. Can't say I've personally heard it in public.

But it's childish and kind of makes their case of conservatives being dumb rednecks for them...

>>32175417
It's really the same as the left calling Trump Drumpf. That makes them look just as bad because how is a name your family had generations ago supposed to be an insult?

>>32168238
>tfw a 20 yo Russian and still can't grow facial hair

>>32175247
I haven't heard it in public, but my friend used to do it.

>It was the fucking worst

>>32175256
Phil runs a gun store?

>>32175425
Wait Obongo really is his family name generations ago?

>>32171801
Bubba

>>32175613
>No, apparently "Drumpf" was Trump's family name a couple generations ago and the left - I think John Oliver - seized on that and started calling him Drumpf. But why is that an insult? Never made any sense.

>>32175693
Oops, didn't mean to greentext.

>>32175693
the point is that Trump/Drumpf went after the real name of John Stewart.

>>32160962
That dude with American milsurp with a vendor table but he is such an asshole he clearly does not want to actually sell, but to fluff his ego.

Last gunshow I attended.

>overpriced sks's everywhere
>kel kek sub2k .40 for $600
>glock mags were $50 a pop
>ammo of any caliber was over 40 cents per round
>fuddman that sells nothing but lever actions
>tacticool man that sells nothing but ATI omni AR's for $600 a pop
>old faggot that had a mangled up 1911 for $3000 because he stated it was a Vietnam bring back or something
>two old ladies selling fucking handbags and purses
>ammocan man selling good priced almost cans
>one guy was selling 80% suppressor kits and kept advertising they could be useful if Obama tries his 3rd term or Hillary gets elected

I found a box of 525 .22lr for $30 and a cheap Anderson lower for $50. I snatched them and left.

>>32175698
Someone who goes on tirades over twitter went after one of his critics in a childish way? Wow, who'd have thought that!

>>32174628
>people voting their rights away
>not a threat

>>32161402
>im 6'5 and huge
You're a big guy

>>32161111
>dirty stares

You mean the ones where if you so much as look at their gun let alone think of touching it they give you the most angered look ever

>>32160962
I wonder what will happen to gun show culture once generation /k/ gets to be the ones working at them?

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>>32175924
>Year of our Lord 2060
>Donald Trump on his 19th term from the golden throne
>Visit local gun show to get first gun
>Autistic reee permeates the air
>Arguments about mosin vs Mauser
>Retarded trips trying to gouge their tacticool ar15s
>Neonazi/pol table that thinks everyone loves them
>22lr inflated even worse from 60 years of nonstop hoarding
It'll be the exact same

>>32175162
feel the same way about terms like "libtard" or "liberal la la land" like you're a grown adult make an argument.

>>32161141
Had the same thing happen to me, except about makarovs

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3rd year AL NatGuard

>great gun and knife show
>older guy selling handguns
>interested in getting a makarov, prefer to get 9x18
>clerk wearing air force ranks on an old beret with a goarmy shirt.
>suspicious
>has one makarov with no price, ask how much
>"are you old enough to buy this kid? "
>"yes sir, what caliber is the pistol in "
>"the only caliber they come in, 9mm"
>"sir, what about 9x18 makarov"
>"you can't get that in that states, spend some time in the service and you'll learn that "

Wut?

Didn't argue, left