I bought an MRE at the store, im high af and ready to diiiiiiiiiee

>>32160580
nice

happy 420 dude, it's food, congrats on realizing you can eat it.

>>32160580
>Penne w/ veggies
Ive had worse. Then again, I've certainly had better! Hah!

>>32160580
Lmao I don't have an MRE but I'm with you in spirit.

"Lets get this on a tray. Nice!"

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the best part

>>32160628
FUCKING KEK

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yall know i got the heater on deck

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Murican utensils

>>32160580
I'm gonna look for this tomorrow, if you didn't eat the entire 1250 calories I'm gonna fuck you

>>32160781
i intend to

whats the date on the mre? other than maybe some diarrhea, youll probably be fine

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1911 for good measure

>>32160802
cant find a date, ill post it if found

I have like 7 but I don't feel like shittin bricks rn

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heating: smells terrible, probably shouldnt be doing this in my basement

>>32160888
Nice trips. But what the happened to your slide?

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am i operator enough?

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fuckin burns

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>>32161054
MFW I realize OP ain't joking when he said high.

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>>32161068
Like my mom used to say, it's cooked isn't it?

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this bitch hot

>>32160888
>>32161054
Wow, nice airshit toy you fucking child.

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lets put her in a bowl

>>32161113
finally someone isnt retarded
you got me anon, im not a real boy.
love airsofting tho

20/m/ny btw

Can someone explain this "MREs are bad" meme to me? I mean, they're not a delicious homecooked meal, but they're better than any frozen heat & serve bullshit I've ever eaten.

>>32161144
3000 calories of plug your shit cutter up.
Lurk more, fuckass.

>>32161127
>not getting it out on a tray

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what it looks like without the potatoes
>>32161178
im a fucking hadji myself, nothing can hurt my digestive system

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not bad

>>32161249
>im a fucking hadji myself
You're eating a one way ticket to Allah, OP.

They chemically engineer these rations to be deadly to Mohammedans.

>>32161285
>Mohammedans
kek

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with potatoes

>>32161178
i eat mres regularly at home, i get them for cheap via a wholesale supplier and eat them instead of driving for a hamburger at 2am when ive been solo drinking.

They dont plug up your ass, and theyre not gross, theyre more than great for what they are.
~1200 calories in a ready to eat plastic bag.

>>32161334
ya i really like these

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cracker time

>>32161357
They're good, i use them on short back packing trips(theyre too cumbersome for longer 5+ day trips) for convenience, they even have toilet paper and coffe-gum hybrids. Bretty good, but I dont use them for more than like a 1-2 day trip.

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mfw the crackers are fucking awesome

>>32161392
idk why you're eating those when you're already a big one desu

>>32161424
>>32161409
Im skinny af, trying to beef my twink ass up

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orange drank

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not bad

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What year is that thing?

You could be messing with botulism, literally the deadliest organic exotoxin known.

Be careful OP

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dessert time

>>32161599
literally none of these things are labeled with a year like wtf

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literally just 7 caramel candies

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>>32161702
ill be your caramel candy

>>32161676

Have you learned nothing from watching steve 1989?

Look for the lot code. Should be stamped on every major component plus the exterior bag

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apples jelly, actually really good

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>>32161746
These what ur talking about?

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>>32161802

Possible, does that say 4273?

Also, are those commericial or military mre's?

Quality thread OP, thank for the OC. Finally something different

over all im still pretty hungry, just finished everything in the mre package.
definately not worth $10.99, tasted alright.
just wish i had more crackers

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>>32161875
yeah it does say 4273
theyre commercial mre's
thank you , im glad i could share this with you guys

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>>32161930

Well if they are commercial, I wouldn't worry about the date.

You finished eating everything regardless

Someone will probably see this thread in the morning and it will take off

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>>32162220
thats gonna be fun

>penne with pasta

Congrats my man that and ratatouille are the best flavors

holy shit OP you better drink a lot of fucking water.
you don't want what happens if you don't.

>>32160580
Today kebab was not a faggot.

>>32161716
Kek

>>32160580
That's a pretty decent one, although veggie pattie in BBQ sauce was my go-to favorite.

...Just so you're aware, those heaters exhaust flammable gases, which you generally don't want inside your house. Just one isn't a big deal, though.

You'd better chew and swallow the gum if you want to shit at all for the next couple of days. It's not a laxative, but it is chock full of dietary fiber.

>>32161599
These things get cooked to shit and never go bad...they just stop tasting good after a few years. Are there any known cases of food poisoning from standardized US military rations, let alone the MRE (vs C-Ration and derivative varieties)?

>>32160580
Why are you so hyped about an MRE?

>>32165601
Civilians, dude.

Give me Chilli Mac, or give me death.

>>32165601
I mean for real. I go from everyone in my unit despising MREs to this. Am I the only one who JUST thinks they're okay?

>>32165009
ya not bad honestly
>>32165411
i didnt get any gum
>>32165601
>>32165614
ya i never got to eat one before, but ive always wanted to. im just a fucking civie, lol
>>32165630
they only had this or pork so i didnt have much of a choice

>>32165651
My sister in law is in National Guard. I was prior gruntfag. She gives me them and I unironically eat them.

It's nostalgia for me, my wife thinks I'm Looney tunes for doing it. Civilians I dunno why, maybe just to try stuff, or they don't know any better.

>>32165651
i was initially hyped for them but now im a little underwhelmed, i liked the crackers the most.
not the best taste but i mean i might as well share it

>>32161127

Don't post your airshit here. Seriously, just keep that shit on /toy/ or /asp/ergers.

>>32165670

If you were hiking or camping would they be worth it? Like in a situation where it's raining profusely and you can't start a cooking fire?

I've never had an MRE before.

>>32165775
If you don't mind the price, yeah they're worth it. Pretty light and very calorie dense.

>>32165793
>>32165775
ya theyre worth it if u need sustenance in an otherwise resourceless area
get a twelve pack and just keep em in your car or something for emergencies

>>32165914

How much would that cost me locally?

It's a good idea