>WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PRIVATE?

>>32159827
Heh
>aye!....... Surh...

>>32159827

I have a bald queer screaming in my face.

>>32159843
SIR?
DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING OFFICER TO YOU PRIVATE?
NAHHH ITS OK I GOT THIS HALF RIGHT HUH.....

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>>32159827
Depression.

>>32159827
>sir your zips open
>Drill sargent looks down
>as he looks down run and hide behind a wall
>dumb srgnt man forgets what he was shouting about

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Laziness, mostly.

>>32159843
>Meps reject
>>32159864
>Doesn't know recruits call NCOs sir in boot.

Summer starts earlier, and kids get dumber.

>>32159827
>>WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PRIVATE?

Nothing, because I'm a civilian and don't have to put up with being screamed at by alcoholics with anger management issues and an ex-wife or two?

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>>32159902
>Triggered Washout
>Replying to this clusterfuck

The being I want to spend the rest of my life with and hold close while I fall asleep isn't real. It's kinda messing me up.

>>32159962
Shit my nigga. Imagine if the military was ever as good as civlian work. Hurdurh

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>>32159994
Sasquatch is totally real, I assure you.

>>32159827
SIR IT BURNS WHEN I PEE SIR.

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>>32160024
Delet this.
>also implying Sasquatch isn't real

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ERECTILE MISFUNCTION, SIR!

>>32159827
halitosis

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>>32159883

>>32159902

no they don't you RETARD

at least not in the Army

STEP HEEL STEP HEEL STEP HEEL STEP

>>32159993
Why'd you wash out?

>>32160172
I wasn't an Army queer. I didn't have stress cards and cell phone time.

I'm a faggot

>>32159827
I CARE TOO MUCH, SERGEANT.

>>32159827
Sir, I wanna be a trap waifu, sir!

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>>32159827

>>32159902
Does that look like a Drill Instructor to you dumbass?

Whatever though, this whole thread is just bootfuck general

>>32159827
NOU

People getting in my face and screaming doesn't really get to me anymore. If you don't look scared and apologetic when you get singled out, what do the drill instructors do? I would try to never break any rules or whatever, but if it happened and he got in my face and I didn't really react, what happens?

>>32159827
Failure to feed, failure to eject.

>>32161272
No, because true soldiers call it Basic. Not boot camp. So no confusion.

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a guy in my friends unit saluted with the wrong hand while out of uniform at a rehearsal for a remembrance day. RIP Pvt. Safeway, he'll be missed.

>>32161404
you get nicknamed something like "stone faced killer" and everyone laughs at you

>>32159827
DRILL SARNT, A PROBLEM HAS BEEN DETECTED AND WINDOWS HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN TO PREVENT DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER, DRILL SARNT

>>32159827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niB9WhSvUsI

sometimes I wonder what the easiest way to creep out a drill sergeant is if there is a way at all.

>>32162541
t-thats it? No yelling? Nothing? Fucking Army faggots today aren't even real soldiers ffs.

I was raped and sometimes left in a dry well in etx as a child.

>>32159827
*Holds up army-issue stress card*

hmm

>>32159827
im fat and apathetic, beat off way too much, and hate how awesome things could have been for me, but my laziness ruined everything.

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>>32160197
You were too busy being told how special you were.

>>32162735
Go ahead, have some dick yell at you while spitting on your face all day. Still won't prepare you for actually having to kill someone in battle. The weak will suffer, the strong will continue. No amount of basic training torture will fix that.

>>32159827
last minute fumble

>>32159827
My right ankle snaps when I walk up stairs

>>32159827
You need braces sir and thank you for your service

I have a butt plug in my boi pucci, I'll suck you off and you're formally invited to fuck my ass in the latrine

>>32160291
tfw I want this
tfw have a girlfriend

>>32164497
ITS "CORDIALLY INVITED"
CORDIALLY YOU RETARDED FUCKNUT

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>>32164535
so you gonna fuck my ass or what?

>>32164559
LODNON UHHH LONODN UHGGHGHGH PLEASSSSS AAAAAAAGH LNODNON LDODNGDN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>32159827
AROUSAL BY YELLING

>>32159902
>Recruit Division Commander
>"sir"

hmmmmm?

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>>32164322
>I'm not a special snowflake
>Implying

>>32164681
nope, time to hit up grindr I guess

>>32160197

I didnt either and I just got out of 11b OSUT. Stress cards are mostly a joge in the combat arms world.

>>32165212
What does your basic training have to do with MOS? You're revealing how boot you are.

>>32165269

So you dont have cell phones in the regular Corps?

>>32165279
Not in boot camp. In SOI only after hours. And had to be sneaky about it.

>>32165269
Combat arms mos have their basic and mos schools combined. There is no soi phase.

Example:
Cook attends basic training for 8 weeks, then cook school for x weeks. Reports to first duty station.
Tanker attends tanker one station unit training for 16 weeks, consisting of both basic and mos schools in one setting, before going to his first duty station.

The split between bct/ait and osut soldiers is a line of demarcation between soft-skills MOSs and combat arms MOSs in the army.

>>32165212

joge?

>>32159827
Who are you?

Get out of my cubicle.

This might be a gun free zone, but I still CC,

>>32165329
I was in the Marines. What we have here, is a failure to communicate.

We have SOI MCT:pog, and SOI ITB:gruntfag. Then after MCT they do MOS training. Our ITB is longer because it's MOS school as well. Then you hit the fleet and realized everything you learned was retarded anyway.

>>32160345
>blow it out you are ass

what's the best way to get laid during MBT? I'm not into girls which is why I joined the military

>>32159827
i will go ahead and assume the position, but that's one shitty knife hand you have there, DRILL SERGEANT.

>>32159827
I don't know what to get my wife for Christmas.

>>32167651
a gangbang

>>32161404
WHAT'S THE MATTER PRIVATE?
DID YOUR LAST RE-MAINING BRAIN CELL GIVE OUT?
ANSWER ME!

>>32162541
I kinda got hard. He looks cute.