Christmas Visit

>>32159267
>someone catches you two kissing
>boyfriend now known as Pvt. Cousinfucker

seaman cousinfucker actually

It says I can take him off base as long as it's within 50 miles. Can't do PDA while there anyway, so that wouldn't be a problem.

>>32159267
Rules state that you have to role play as his cousin for the duration of your time together.

Just get a female family member to fill it out for you and then just you show up.. they won't fucking know.

>>32159999
I have to show ID, so it'd be pretty obvious if the name on my ID didn't match up to the family members name.

>>32159946
sounds like foreplay ;)

>>32160173

If it's a cousin from your mothers side they wouldn't necessarily have the same last name.

>>32159267
what branch allows you to have Christmas day off?

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>>32159267
>which includes cousins
everyone on earth is your cousin.

>>32160220
Navy.

>>32160211
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure they don't have a list of all his cousins laying around. I look like his mom, too, so I guess I could flash a photo of my "aunt" if I had to

>>32160259
>Female
>Fat
>Plays bass in a band
>Backwards ballcap
>nose ring
>Slutty dress

Yep, she's a femnazi bitch.

you gonna bring Jodi with you?

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>>32159267
I heard that it takes up to 14 days for the vaginal canal to re-take its former shape after fucking. You'd better give it 18-20 days for your bulls' cock to lose its effect.

>>32161841
What the heck are you talking about

>>32159334
>seaman cousinfucker
When the joke writes itself.