Anyone have more of these?

>>32153532
To be quite honest with you /k/, I would gladly keep being a virgin forever if It meant I could own a personal Panther

>>32153536
don't worry you will
the panther that i can't guarantee

>>32153536
You'd have to be... you'll be spending the rest of your life trying to fix the dogshit transmission.

Ey, please congratulate this man.

>>>/jp/16178941

>>32153547

What is it with people ragging on a transmission that can be replaced with one that works. It's not brain surgery.

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Plain but dependable Panzer IV
High Maintenance Tiger
Bbauitful, but fragile Panther


You can only choose one.

>>32153701

Beautiful.. not bbauiful... what the fuck.

>>32153547
Better than having to listen to some woman nagging into your ear

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>>32153532

>>32153536
>>32153543

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

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Only one I have.

>>32153536
You can just you have to get a tax stamp for the cannon. Also, they are expensive.

>>32153701
Pzkpfw IV. I think she's the cuter one anyway.

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>>32154179

>>32153532
What if.
Bear with me.
What if, guys, we find a woman who's into panthers as well.
Then we could have both!
Or at least one of us could.
I mean...they gotta exist out there somewhere. Right?

>>32154571
There are definitely a few girls(male) here on /k/ that are.

>>32154179

I'm on that list!

>>32154587
There are humans that have vaginas here that didn't require surgery to get them.

They're few and far between and tend to be odd.
Mugi's an example.
I know about this shit I just wanted to poke fun.

I really wouldn't mind a woman that enjoyed firearms as much as I do though...

>>32154773
Mugi, please stop trying to convince everyone you're a girl. Just because it's a feminine penis doesn't mean it's not a penis.

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>>32154826
>feminine penis
What a time to be alive.

>>32154826
I'm not Mugi.
Also, apparently she's preganant with Flandres baby.

Yes, I know. We all thought it would be the other way around but shit.
It's just proof that there's always someone.

>>32153532

>girlfriend
>will break up with you

>panther
>will break down on you

>>32153532
>probably doesn't do anal
Well good, that's gross as hell.
When I want shit on my dick, I'll let you know.

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Not necessarily related, but a fun time nonetheless. Wish my buds shared my sense of humor.

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>>32154546

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a bit /tg/, but oh well...

>>32153701
>Skirts

unf.

Will they wear collars and wich will claw my back the most during sex? If all is equal, the IV.

>>32153536
i was with my girl from 15 years old until a few months ago, (now 22). i'd trade those years for a Panther tank. She was a piece of shit

>>32154152
Catapult a best

Trabufags git oot

>>32158885
I feel for ya my brother, same story but it was over a year ago now. And while it could be ovbious, don't go back at ALL.

>Purpose because she already wanted to move in together once (couldn't due to finances)
>She says to wait
>Full silence for a day a month later, then full on its over
>In tears while she just says sorry in a monitone voice
>Month ago from today, we meet up through a series of events
>"I-i miss u anon, we were the best together... so and so doesn't talk to me even"
>Try again because i was wrong about thinking i had let go
>Make plans for a date and she cancels last second after two days of not saying a thing
>Not a peep since


>Anon! why don't you go out and meet others? you are handsome, funny, have a good beard...
Oh, no good reason.

Tanks and guns will breakdown on you, but they will never leave you.

>>32159287
mine cheated, then left me on the day of my graduation from university. left me over facebook whilst refusing to call me, yet had the gall to ask me to drive my tent to her house (over an hour away) so she could use it at a festival. Then called me a cunt for refusing to do so. Bitches lie, cheat and break you. A machine only asks that you keep it running. It only wants you to keep it functioning. Bitches break you.

We'll be okay brother. We don't need them.

>>32159364
>>32159287
also
>have a good beard

it's only since i left her that i grew the beard. I love having a beard.

>>32155286
You should be more like Trombley

>>32159482
>>32159287
Post your beards. I love beards.

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>>32159736
nothing crazy.

just trimmed it

i'm hairier than a fucking wookie

>>32153543
LMAO

>>32154179
Lol.

>>32159736
Would, but i'm clean right now due to family gatherings. I usualy don't tidy it because it helps with the leaf land weather when i work in a shop with no proper heating.

basically same as >>32159800 but more to the cheeks with it being thick af.

>Can't use razor untill i go over it with an electric shaver after a week
>Beard is so thick that shaver cloogs if i go faster then a snail
Fuck.

>>32159800
>Wookie

dito, my old man hates me for having more hair then him

>>32153547
Transmission issues were fixed in later models.

>>32153701
Panther, but only because of those pantyhose.

>>32153701

Tiger

>That sexy-ass black Panzer jacket

Glorious

>>32159647
MORE LIKE TROMBLEY?