Self Defense

I do carry knitting needles with halfassed scarf.
Need more.

>>32141829
Koala bear.

>>32141829
Tits or gtfo

Hair spray and a lighter.

Of course, that being aussy safe space you probably get life for using said items as a weapon.

>>32141829
Damn, even pepper spray?

I guess pocket sands all you get. Or maybe an aerosol can of brake clean or carb cleaner. Tell them it contains benzene and unless they want an increased risk of Hodgkin's Lymphoma they'd better back off.

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>>32141829
Pipe shotgun and shiv.

Coins in a sock

Nuts and bolts in a sock

Just make crime illegal.

>>32141829
how about you just carry a pointy stick like the retarded abbos with which you cohabit you weaponless ape

how about "bear spray" or "dog spray" like in Canada?

>>32141829
I would try the RN-50 by Serbu Firearms. It's a single shot, break-action gun. Should be legal in Australia.

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>>32141829
You are most likely Irish

so take your only sock

and take you breakfast/lunch (Potato)

and put them together for a

PotatoJack

>>32141829
stop being such a faggot

>>32142067
Do not do this, I used dog spray in self defense from a robbery and they charged me with assault with a weapon, concealed weapons, and weapons dangerous. I'm in canada

>>32142157
>Pepper spray is illegal in Australia.
>Australia

>>32143206
They can just throw poisonous insects at eachother

Owning any item for self defence is illegal. Except WA. You can have pepper spray in WA.

>>32141829
>>32141882

You can never go wrong with pocket sand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk

>>32141867
Stop using this phrase incorrectly newfag

>>32143263
Authorities would fuck OP in the ass for harming the mugger

>>32141829

Pocketful of sand

Throw it in the eyes of someone and then run

Tits

Does any company sell liquid cadaverine in aerosol cans? Cause that would be amazing, your attacker would reek like a mass grave for days.

>>32143282

Talking to myself

Good to see others above mentioned pocket sand

Anyone that's gotten sand in their eyes knows how shit it is. Add in the extra velocity of a throw, and that shit would be terrible.

>>32143299
Or upgrade your pockersand to Quikclot.

And I mean that old powder congealant that burns like fuck.

Congeal your attacker's eyeballs.

My recommendation is to leave Australia. That's what I plan to do within the foreseeable future.
When I was 13, some guy punched me, I punched back. The guy accused me of assault, but the guy was known to police, so I got off easy. Non the less, that's how I learned self-defence is a crime in Australia.

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People who are fucking retarded deserve to get mugged and raped. If you live in a country that has restrictive laws just carry something heavy that you can always justify as tool. Fucking hell is not that difficult. I assume that you're a faggot who has identity problems so you probably carry a scarf or some shit everyday, just pack a padlock with that and you're set. If the thug has a gun you're fucked anyway so that's it.

Or, if you feel that you're really at danger, just get some type of gun or knife and carry it anyway, it's your fucking life that's at risk, if you respect retarded laws more than it then fuck off and let the nature follow its way.

>>32143473
edgy af tßh fám

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and easily defended in court with

"im afraid of bees, your honor"

>>32141829
>need ideas
Leave australia

>>32143473
You are a fool. If you are a 70 year old grandma there is no concealed weapon short of a gun that will protect you. Also, procuring firearms illegally is much more difficult and dangerous than just going to the LGS. Imagine trying to buy a handgun in the U.K. For self protection.

>>32143479
>Edgy
I don't think that means what you think it means

>>32143498
Then what's your solution? Aussies can't get handguns? If so go through the procedure and acquire it legally and then just carry, legally or not.

>>32143537
No, it was pretty spot on.
You're edgy, straight outta the kitchen cabinet.

>>32143537

no he's right. that last line was pretty edgy

We're in a cuck country glhf trying to justify that shit.

Drop bear, cunt

>>32141829
>handbag
Women supported the gun ban now they want defense? wat

You guys basically bumped your selves down to prison weapons like >>32143473

A sock with some change in it works as well as anything. Get a fancy one to "hold your change".

A different country.

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>>32143957
I was going to suggest marrying out on my comment, this really is the only solution. Fortunately straya accent on girls isn't annoying.

A fun challenge with Straya girls is to offer to pay for dinner or buy them something if they can say the word "Squirrel".

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>>32142157
>swamped octagonal barrel

Shut your goddamn mouth

>>32141829
Carry it anyway. It's your duty to disobey unjust laws.

>>32141829
This picture arouses me, and I don't know why.

>>32141829
Stay in shouting range of the nearest doughnut shop.