*unsheathes katana* BANZAI!!!!!!! wot do, Amerifat?

>>32140369
Blow them away with my .50 cal. What about you rice cock?

Die. I mean how could huwite piggu ever compete?

>>32140369
M1919 it all away before the flamethrower niggers can steal the kills.

For fucks sake someone post Segalunsheaths.webm

>>32140369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRtxO2OnIHQ

*Bell P-39 strafe runs behind you*
heh nothin personal Jap

>>32140369
Show them the wonders of anime.

Their culture and future spawns will lose something more than their lives after that.

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>>32140369
Stay inside my car, laugh, and shoot him with lol9mm

*gets behind machine gun nest*
nothing personnel kid

>>32140369
teleports behind them
nothing personal kid

>>32140536
*nothing personal kid*
nothing personal kid

*unzips flamethrower*

>"Fuck Knee-Mortars"
>"When arty TL?"
>"Recon?"
>"The TL's a fucking rank 19"
>"Stop camping behind the obj you scrubs"
>"CANCEL ARTY FFS"
>"We need smoke here"
>"sl stay alive"
>"sl stop dying"
>"The sl is fucking rank 21"
>"I don't trust an SL who doesn't have a drum mag"

>>32140570
>"get on the objective"
>"On the objective"
>"not by the objective"
>"that's not the objective"
>"stop sniping with smgs"

*He tries to slash me*
*It's a hologram*

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>>32140536
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes Auschwitz*
Too slow

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>>32140369
Shoot them.

Pretty simple, right?

>>32140369
Go full burger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAVi99Rwh8g

>>32140609
People need to get on the fucking objectives

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>>32140369

>>32140825
>Do x FFS!
>Oh no, I will not do it

outta my way zipperhead fucking shits

>flamethrower intensifies

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>>32140536

>>32140369
Surrender
They won't kill people that are surrendering genius.
That way we don't die, and they don't die.
Suffering and war over!
It's not that hard guys, all wars end in surrender.
Just be the bigger person and surrender first.
Do you fight everyone that wrongs you?
NO. You move on.

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>>32140369
The white man will not be stopped!

>>32140521
>hetty
ffs not that cancer

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>>32140369
work dat bolt desu. Ur rice make ur strongk right? 30.06 will make no pain.

Reagan: "Do you have any advice for the young marine raiders just arriving in the Pacific Theater?"

Shaftoe: "Shoot the ones with the swords first."

Reagan: "Smaaaaart... because they're officers, right?"

Shaftoe: "No- because they're waving fucking swords! Have you ever had anyone running at you waving a fucking sword?!"

Reagan: "..."

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Start doing Khorne's work on earth.

>>32141041
kek, yes they would the japanese were savages if you surrender the enemy will take over and control your life, i suppose you would love to live in a nazi society since you chose to surrender rather than fight for your rights.

*unseathes M1 Carbine and puts a .30 inside you*

>>32141041
*executes you after you surrender*

>>32140570
>I bought this game today because it's 5 bucks on steam
>the first match, play on the American side
>less then a minute into joining the game the commander calls artillery on his own position
>switch to Japanese so I can at least have fun while being terrible

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>>32140627

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>>32140369
Break out the ol' Louisville Slugger.

>The first thing I saw on reaching the path was horrible hand-to-hand struggle going on further up the hill. George Cairns and a Jap were struggling and choking on the ground, and as I picked up a Jap rifle and climbed up towards them I saw George break free and, picking up a rifle bayonet, stab the Jap again and again like a madman. It was only when I got near that I saw he himself had already been bayoneted twice through the side and that his left arm was hanging on by a few strips of muscle. How he had found the strength to fight was a miracle, but the effort had been too much and he died the next morning.[8]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Albert_Cairns
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lachhiman_Gurung

Anyone got more badass stories of hand to hand fighting in the Far East and Pacific? Shit was crazy. These are two I remember reading a long time ago.

>>32140858
>implying I'm not the last guy holding the point every fucking time with no help

>>32141366
>Batter up, kisama

>>32141402
>last guy
So it's their fault the game doesn't have insta respawn at holding points?

>>32140369
>Blam*
>Work the Bolt
>x5
>Prepare for Bayonet vs Katana

>>32140369
I promptly either die or win WW2, it was one or the other but i'm getting on in years and the old memory isnt quite what it used to be

the wit is very much intact

>>32141380
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroshi_H._Miyamura
Japs, regardless of the country they fight for, tend to be tenacious bastards. Granted this was in Korea but I feel the citation is relevant.

>>32140369
>Amerifat

That is obviously in Burma.

>>32141413
>[kisama batter up imasu]

>>32140369
Take a sip from my canteen and open up the B.A.R for my new friends.

>Drop gun
>Drop to my knees
>Open mouth
>Put both hands in a gripping fashion at eye level
>Look him in his eyes and beg for it
>He puts katana around my head to keep me from stopping
>Insert large asian cock into mouth
>Suck thoroughly while massaging testicles
>Take off my boots so he can see my feet while I do it
>Finish him off and hopefully get taken to a POW camp to pleasure the other soldiers

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>>32140369
>unsheath khukuri
>leap into battle with a smile

>>32141341
Game name?

>>32141792
I actually threw up in my mouth a little

Calmly remind the old man that he is not on a battlefield in ww2. He's in a nursing home.

Poor guy hasn't been the same since the dementia set in

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>>32140369
*unsheathes flammenwerfer*


Waschen sie sie mit feuer!

>>32140369
Shoot myself before they see me pee

>>32140627
underated

Blast eem wit mah glawk fowty probum solvir

>>32140369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_Ds2ytz4o

>>32142116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAVi99Rwh8g

>>32140369
Let me just get my RN-50 ready. That's what I'll do. Just looking at it might s care them off.

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>>32140497
>1:00
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as is millions of voices cried out in terror, then were suddenly silenced.

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>>32140570
>Stalking through trenches as German with my P38
>No tickets left
>Think I hear Russians talking up ahead
>Shoot the first thing that comes into view
>"Aaaaaah! Mamaaaaa!"
>Realize I just shot a friendly as he writhes around calling for his mother
>"Player has forgiven you"

>>32140369
*Ping!*

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>>32140570
>Main Commander
>Do well, call my arty, communicate with team, actually get praised by strangers
>That one server you join where you call where your arty is gonna be and half the team runs under it for no fucking reason, as if just to purposefully die by it and get you kicked

>>32140369
I gun and gun til he stops running and gets the runs

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>>32142166
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480326120948.webm
>Geogriy has forgiven you

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>>32142191
Georgiy didn't deserve this.

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>>32142191
>Hunting snipers with squad leader
>He peeks a window and takes a bullet
>He starts mumbling to himself as he paces about wearily
>Realize he's in that state where you can't bandage yourself and you bleed to death eventually
>Shoot him with my Tokarev
>"SL has forgiven you"

>>32141792
I though Sweden was neutral in the war.

>>32140369
I'll flip that nip like my homeboys Baseline and Daily.

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>>32142272
*Baseline

Fucking auto correct.

>Meant

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Riddle him with freedom.

>>32140369
I shoot slant eye

>>32142191
what of blyat vlad

>>32142191
ok what game is this?

>>32142272
"Flip a nip?"

Flip-a-nip.

Well, how about it /k/? -- I bet you all want to do more than "flip a nip".

Flip a nap…. So that’s what the enemy is to you, huh? A fuckin’ buck-toothed cartoon dreamed up by some asshole on Madison Avenue to sell soap? Well let me tell you something: the Nip I know -- the Japanese soldier -- he has been at war since you were in FUCKIN’ DIAPERS! He’s a combat veteran, an expert with his weapon. He can live off of maggoty rice and muddy water and endure misery you couldn’t dream up in your worst nightmare! The Japanese soldier doesn’t care if he gets hurt or killed, as long as he kills you.

Now...

...you can call them whatever you want but never, ever, fail to respect their desire to put you and your buddies into an early grave.

IS THAT CLEAR?

>>32141221
Underrated post. Cryptonomicon best book.

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>>32140369
>teleport behind them
>heh... nothing personal kid
>tip fedora

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Well, I'm fucked...unless I could get a drone in the air

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>>32140369
That's a nice human wave attack you got there, jap. Be a shame if anything happened to it...

>>32140369
>Combat roll
>Hit him with Flashbang
>while he's stunned, fan the hammer on his nip ass
>reload
>Get the ult
>IT'S HIGH NOON

>>32142313
https://youtu.be/faGZrfShais

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>>32142249
Playing RO:O with friends because RO2 is garbage

>Be Russian
>Be squad leader
>Squating so hard
>Crab walking around map with my squad
>Snipers scouting enemy positions and marking targets
>Two Hetzers and a Panzer IV
>Riflemen formed in a defensive linejust behind an embankment
>Enemy Squad just behind them
>Tell snipers to kill the SL when ready
>They shoot from two different angles, killing him
>Throw smoke in front of the embankment and wait for it to fill in
>Yell "Bы вce yмpeтe" and charge forward into the smoke, PPSH in hand
>Enemy MG's send a hail of bullets into the mist
>Bullets impacting the ground near me
>Two of my assault soldiers are hit, Vasily and Ivan
>Ivan was killed instantly, his brains smeared into the dirt
>"Commander Dimitri!" Vasily cries out
>I run to him, dragging him away from the MG fire
>"Where were you hit, Vasily?!" I yell as I search him over in panic
>I see a bloody hole in the right side of his stomach, and a large exit wound where his kidney should be
>He reaches into his potato sack, pulling out a small notebook
>"Give this to my Mama when you get home. Tell her that I fought well, comrade." He says
>He coughs, choking on his own blood
"You can't die, you said you would marry Darya when we got home"
>He looks me in the eyes, then takes a deep beath and says "Do not worry, my friend... Just remember as comrade Stalin said. 'Not one step backwards'."
>Then he died
>Fighting back tears, I stuffed his notebook into my bag
>I yell out "Comrades, this is the last push, this is the end of the reich, not one step backwards!"
>My squad yells back with a mighty "Ura!"
>I rush over the embankment, my PPSh spitting lead at the enemy soldiers
>Reinforcements arrive with a T-34/85 and an IS-2, making short work of the enemy tanks
>We kill all remaining infantry, then rush into the Reichstag, killing all who were inside.

Mfw I placed the flag of our Motherland on the roof for all to see.... All but Vasily.

>>32142599
Slavs are subhuman
Vasily deserve to die

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>>32142614
Take it back, you little shit.

>>32141041
>if you kill your enemies, they win

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>>32140498
>p-39s in the pacific
>on ground attack duty no less

>>32140369
Make fun of Euros.

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>>32140554

>>32141443
>That MOH citation
Jesus.

>>32142411
love the pacific great stuff

>>32140627
it was a hologram

>>32142155
it's a fucking game you cunt stop being such a baby

>>32143199
It was a Star Wars reference you uncultured subhuman swine.

I'm not that anon, by the way.

>>32140627
H-HE'S FAST

>>32140627
Give him a pizza and he'd be the Axis Voltron.

>>32140369
>"JAAAAAPPPPPPPPPSSS!!"

>BANG
>BANG
>BANG BANG
>BANG
>BANG
>BANG BANG
>Ping!

>>32142870
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cactus_Air_Force

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3-VkbRSKQ

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>>32142411
That's why they were a worthy adversary. But at the end of the day, we killed more, and they were on defense. Not even counting the Nukes.

So I maintain, fuck stupid nips. Ima coming for ya, oh shit you jumped off a cliff to avoid capture.

>>32142948
> aware of the imminent danger to his men unhesitatingly jumped from his shelter wielding his bayonet in close hand-to-hand combat killing approximately 10 of the enemy
>and there's more
god damn

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>>32140369
>>32141965

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>>32140369
NAPALM; apply directly to the forehead

>>32140369
*bang*
*bang*
Nothin' personal, kid.
*teleport behind them*
*bang*
*ping*

>>32142599
Cringey shit

>>32140369
Ah, so you are trained in the ways of the samurai, as am I!

*unsheathes katana* BANZAI!!!!!!!

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>>32140369
Proceed to stack bodies with my Browning M1917.
t. John Basilone

>>32151926
That's the point. It's called not taking the game too seriously and having fun with friends.

>>32142426
Started it. Can't be bothered to finish it, I only like the WW2 parts..

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>>32140369
>Amerifat

Amerifats weren't the only ones that fought the japs. Chinese had been fighting them since 1931.

I proceed to shred him with my Dadao while my comrades throw grenade after grenade into the area

Wonder where the fuck my Submachine gunner and Autorifleman are.

>>32140570
>how do I pick something up?
>how do I drop something?
>is my mic working?

>>32141922
Red Orchestra 2

Unsheath my 8" S&W 500 CCW and scream "Nagasaki!"

Come at me, bro.

>>32140369
Nothing. He's attacking a Brit.

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>>32142599
This gave me shivers/tingles
Am I autistic?

>>32155051
Most definitely.

>>32140369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENGd3pI5ghM

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>>32155051

Where do you think you are?

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Order an Amerifat lard drone to attack.

>>32155780
>Best

Kek

>>32140369
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
*PING*

>>32155780
What the fuck was that Frist one

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>>32142870

P-39/P-400s were used at Guadalcanal and elsewhere in the Solomons and New Guinea, and they were in fact used for ground attack. Mostly because they couldn't fly high enough to engage Bettys inbound for Henderson. They often had 500 lb bombs slung under the centerpoint.

Turns out they were amazing at engaging barges and troop formations.

>>32156000
>engaging barges
Yeah, the 37mm would be near optimal for that.

>Be inna crater left by one of our big guns
>Onna pretty sandy beach, but it is infested with people yelling about Bonanzas or something.
>Join the marines they said, you'll see new and exotic lands they said...
>Hear some guy screaming. It is a high pitched, really whiny voice. Not sure if it is Private Jackson, or one of those Bonanza people. They all sound so similar.
>I don't like either of them.
>Hear footsteps approaching rapidly.
>"KAWAII DESU GODZIRRA"
>Fuck.
>Bonanza...banana...Bondai...whatever people. You can never understand them. But it is one of those short little dudes.
>He has one of those curvy swords too.
>Fuck
>He jumps in my hole and takes a swing
>I'm magdumping my BAR in his general direction
>Screaming in a mocking, equally high pitched tone. But I sound more like a Donkey being plowed by a forklift.
>He is still screaming about...oh I get it now! Bonzai! That is what he's sayin-"
>He sweeps me with his sword and cuts my ammo belt off
>OH SHIT
>BAR is empty..who the fuck gave me these 20 round mags anyway?
>This is it...this is how I die...
>Realize that this loud little dirt person only has a reach of like, 30 inches...with his sword even.
>My BAR is taller than he is
>use it to keep him at bay
>prodding him back, still braying like an angry donkey
>he screeches back, angry that he can no longer reach me
>My platoon gather over my crater and starts laughing and cheering
>the battle is over
>and my bros won't get in here and shoot this asshole
>a pack of cigarettes hits me in the helmet
>they are betting on us.
>the fuck guys...
>Am finally able to pick up a new mag for my BAR
>"RYU HAEIDKAN"
>the little shit slashes at my gun barrel
>a loud DING sounds, and he scratches the fuck out of my BAR
>Not. My. BAR.
>my platoon is cheering me on.
>in a rage, heave the man-child as hard as I can with the butt of my gun
>he collapses like a sack of wet shit.
>I won 40 packs of smokes.

>>32155780
Fucking motorcyclists. I'm happy every time one of them dies or gets mutilated.

>>32140369

AYOOO GOORKHALI!!!

>>32140369
>cycle levergun
>remove sushi
>repeat

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>>32156172
Kek

>>32141221
*shoots up with morphine and kills a bunch of nips*

>>32152653
Naw nigga.
That's called being fucking gay.
I bet your over 190 lbs

"Obviously shoot"
>ping

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>not being a part of the banzai
Come on, it's 2016!

>>32141221
when those faggots on /lit/ start falling all over themselves masturbating to gravity's rainbow this is the book i always clown on them with

>>32142450
*"The Stinger" stinging intensifies*

>*unsheaths Claymore.*
>DEUS VULT!
>Watch as katana shatters like glass.