PMC Thread

>>32126442
Bump

We won't have platoons yet, we're not that big, but keep it in mind

>>32126442
>2 threads
Thanks for the patch, anyways.

What level of standardization should our equipment have? Where should the company be based for maximum corporate freedom?

>>32126655
Should all be the same ammo but different guns for diffrance thens

>>32126442

> September 2020; having extorted enough money from wealthy autistic kids via GoFundMe, the /k/ PMC, "Kommando Solutions," has finally purchased a used oil tanker as its mobile base of operations
> Their first self-ordained mission; the restoration of Rhodesia
> Zimbabwean coastal units on high alert as the massive vessel bearing a "No Step On Snek" naval ensign appears on the horizon early one morning
> "It Ain't Me" blares towards land from the ship's loudspeakers
> Through their binoculars, Zimbabwean scouts spot a single large canoe rowing out towards shore
> As it draws closer, something odd becomes apparent: the canoe is built entirely from Mosin-Nagant rifles. The entire hull is formed by Mosins crudely duct-taped together; even the paddles are Mosins
> Realizing that they are under attack by a vastly more well-armed force, Zimbabwe scrambles its air force
> Zimbabwe's air force consists of three 2-seater propeller-driven Cessnas. Armament: A guy leaning out of the passenger seat firing an AK
> The still unidentified foreign mercenaries finally reach shore and immediately break their landing craft down into its component rifles. The attacking planes are quickly shot down
> The mercenaries are all white men, ranging in age from teens to mid-twenties, all of them either vastly overweight or underweight. Sweat from the effort of rowing stains their Rhodesian reproduction camouflage short-shorts.
> Under heavy 7.62 rifle fire, and with their morale broken, the Zimbabwean defense units initiate a full-scale retreat

> TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER...

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>>32126739
>coastal units
>landlocked country
There's the entire country of Mozambique in the way.

>>32126739
Kek where's the mickeys mention

>>32126960
Make patch plz

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>>32126960
But then again Mozambique would probably pay to have Zimbabweans get fucked. Those fuckers hate each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBVDdr3wqm4
thread theme

>>32126960
the fact that the globe isn't centered on the background bothers me

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Still in favor of /K/ goats for dairy master race

>>32126739
Top lel

Once again,discord link is https://discord.gg/5HBBJqH

>>32126960

> CHAPTER TWO: RACE

> Kommando Solutions, LLC looks at a map and realizes they accidentally invaded Mozambique
> Shrug, decide to annex the country anyway and add it to Neo-Rhodesia's jurisdiction
> Kommando's Kommander drives over to the President's hut in a rusty 95 Cherokee to receive his unconditional surrender
> "BONSAM DESU NO DEVIL MAY CRY," says the Mozambique president as a single tear rolls down his cheek

TO NOT BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER THREE: OUTER HEAVEN

If you need administrative staff with some experience with machine tools, welding and engineering, I'll gladly join the Afri/k/an Liberation Party.

>>32127598
pls do continue

>>32126442
Bump

>>32127836
>CHAPTER THREE: ARMORUS MAXIMUS

>See him wobbling towards our formation
>"Hey guys did you see my new helmet"
>Watch as a lone dindu fucks him
>Maximum Kekekus

>>32127836

OPERATION RED STAR

> Kommando Solutions LLC: Year Two
> Having established a land-based FOB in Neo-Rhodesia, the fledgling PMC has greatly expanded the scope of its operations
> However, High Kommand has determined that force strength is still not great enough to take on their greatest target: the DPRK, a ready-made, isolated fortress nation just waiting to be taken
> Operation Red Star is conceived to subvert this issue
> A crack Kommando team of former airsofters infiltrates a British military compound
> Using a tactical gong device, the Kommandos fool the entire base into going to bed early by making them think it's 11 Bong at night
> A single British soldier is then kidnapped and renditioned to a nearby airfield where he's loaded into a KS LLC C-130 Hercules
> The Brit is drugged into unconsciousness, has a rifle duct-taped to his hands, and is rigged with a parachute displaying the UK flag
> At 30,000 feet above Pyongyang, he is tossed out of the plane. His parachute automatically deploys, and he drifts to a soft landing in the estate of Kim Jong Un just as he begins to wake
> Dazed and confused, the Brit kills three attacking Presidential Guards before being put down himself
> In a matter of hours, war is declared between the UK and DPRK
> The conflict lasts three hours, resulting in a total military loss for the Koreans at the cost of over 265,000 British rounds of ammunition that could have honestly been better spent elsewhere
> A short time later, the UK government accepts a contract from Kommando Solutions, LLC to handle security and infrastructure support in the newly occupied country

Is this the cringe thread?

>>32128280
It is now that (you) showed up.

>>32128280
It's RPing and shitposting just like the rest of /k/ if you don't like it you don't have to stay in the threads.

>>32128280
pretty much.
kids playing pretend again

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>>32126442
Briefly we'll cut out all of the obviously unobtainable options.

>Oil Rigs (Outer Heaven MGS)
[X]
Extremely expensive to purchase, operate, and maintain. Limited life expectancy at sea despite adequate maintenance and refurbishing. Inability to expand without great costs and vast resources.


>Retired Military Platforms (Sealand)
[X]
Difficult to legally obtain. Exist only within territorial waters of host nation, thus under their legal control. Limited space. Inability to expand without great costs and vast resources.

>Taking over a Small Nation (Zimbabwe, an Island Nation, etc)
[X]
Immediately draws the attention of the United Nations or any aligned countries. Illegal insurrection as viewed by the nation and it's allies. All but guaranteed to end in military intervention and incarceration of all those involved. As evident by the arrest and imprisonment of 64 mercenaries caught entering the African Island of Equatorial Guinea in 2004 attempting to start a coup for a wealthy benefactor.

>Outright Mercenary Organization (Executive Outcomes, Soldiers of Fortune, etc)
[X]
Outlawed by international law in accordance with the "Regulation of Foreign Military Assistance Act." See above.

>PMC (A Privately Owned Military Contractor)
[O]
Difficult to operate outside of the registered nation. Many International and local laws exist relating to arms embargoes, weapons treaties, armed security regulation and permission of non-native residents operating and owning firearms. A large number of PMCs are required to contract with local citizens or law enforcement to avoid breaking international and local law. Obtaining large contracts is unlikely without powerful connections and vast resources. In times of peace, contracts are in short supply and often given to those with contacts in position of power. Despite a myriad of legal red tape, and nearly insurmountable level of regulation, this is one of the few options with a glimmer of possibility.

>>32128936
>Outright Mercenary Organization (Executive Outcomes, Soldiers of Fortune, etc)
>[X]
>Outlawed by international law in accordance with the "Regulation of Foreign Military Assistance Act." See above.

I thought that the US never signed the UN Mercenaries act or whatever. Also a lot of African and Middle Eastern countries didn't either.

>>32130019
No, technically speaking only 34 nations signed that, however it's still against general UN Peace Keeping regulations to permit the use of Foreign Mercenaries in military conflicts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Mercenary_Convention

Even so many nations have their own laws against Mercenaries, like the ones that South Africa implemented that caused Executive Outcomes to be disbanded.

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>>32128734
>name

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>>32130248
>neither Mozambique nor Zimbabwe signed
Restoration of Nova Rhodesia incoming

>>32128936
>Taking over a Small Nation (Zimbabwe, an Island Nation, etc)
[X]
Immediately draws the attention of the United Nations or any aligned countries. Illegal insurrection as viewed by the nation and it's allies. All but guaranteed to end in military intervention and incarceration of all those involved. As evident by the arrest and imprisonment of 64 mercenaries caught entering the African Island of Equatorial Guinea in 2004 attempting to start a coup for a wealthy benefactor.
why does the world hate fun? Is there anything that is plausible?

Do we have a set uniform or are we letting the GQ guys choose?

>>32132156
Unfortunately there are only a few options that are even remotely possible as allowed by international law and even those are very costly.

All natural forming land is claimed, so finding an uncharted island isn't going to happen. Even shelf floors connected to a nearby continent or land landmass are claimed. An Aussie dumped a few metric tons of sand on a reef to make an island, only to get the boot from the East Timor Navy claiming they owned said reef.

The few options available would be; Sea Steading in conjunction with farming, Sea Steading in conjunction with creating a ship based escort PMC, creating a PMC in an area with limited government control and lax gun laws, Sea Steading in conjunction with desalination fresh water farming.

>>32132117
Its a fun thought but the African Union would likely get passed and intervene. There was a good thread earlier this year about a smaller African Nation invading a larger neighbor. Using Paratroopers and basically a Blitzkrieg they took over several main airfields and strategic points in less than 24hrs. They had effectively disrupted lines of supply and communication to the point that they could have seized the capital if an impromptu coalition of neighboring African neighbors hadn't intervened.

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>>32133453
>Bunch of /k/ommandoes go into massive debt wasting time, money, and effort on equipment, supplies, and training
>Blitzkrieg from Mozambique to Zambia
>set up mines, traps, and makeshift lines to hold off ward of angry Africans
>Claim sovereignty over Nova Rhodesia
>Survive approximately 22 hours before getting anally pummeled by African Union and Warlords
>All /k/ommandoes either die or become war criminals
>Make news headlines and get their own half assed Wikipedia page
Eh, could be worse

>>32134305
Yeah there's worse ways to die I suppose. Though I'd rather not sit in a jail for an undetermined amount of time. That's why I prefer the Sea Steading ideas, international waters keep everyone out of legal trouble. But again the logistics, transportation, resources and a myriad of other costs are so expensive that even millionaire entrepreneur Thiel hasn't been able to create an affordable sustainable permanent structure at sea.

In early stages it would be necessary to use a country's ports for trading, resupply, etc.

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>>32134937
So are there any unclaimed atolls/elevated areas in international waters that a few tons of dirt and sand could make an island from.

>>32135856
Or would the best way be buying a private island in a country with loose laws and going about your business.

>>32135886
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bir_Tawil
Is there some potential?
/k/ takes Bir Tawil

>>32135920
>kommandos claim hostile desert shithole
>kommandos set up base in said shithole
>don't hydrate
>die

Idk kev

>>32128734

I'd love to see /k/ actually try this so I could come out of retirement just to round up some of my old buddies, fly over to where /k/ is playing soldier, and fucking cut through these delusional fatbodies like a hot knife through butter. Would be pretty funny to hear the little porkers on this board squeal for their mommies when they run into REAL killers like me and my boys.

>>32136197
E D G Y

>>32135920
The problem with that area and the reason I didn't even mention is that its isolated desert.

All supplies would have to be brought in. It would logistically be nearly the same as building an artificial island. With the downside of having no local means of food or water production.

>>32135856
That's the important question. And also in an area free from Hurricanes/Tsunami.

You Mall Operators are just going to get fat from Larping all day online.

Can't wait to see your first operation to raid Pizza Hut.

>tfw 25 y/o and friendless, jobless, unskilled virgin who has been wanting to kill myself for years but has been too cowardly to so so
>this idea is the only thing that's given me a glimmer of happiness for literally a decade

i'm down no matter what we decide, I have literally nothing to lose and fantasize about suicide daily. this PMC idea actually gives me something to live for and get excited about for once.

>>32136395
As unrealistic as a lot of the ideas /k/ proposes and as much as most folks only talk about them fictitiously, there are a few of us that are looking into actual obtainable goals similar to some of these projects.

It won't be an oil rig, won't be taking over a sovereign nation, won't be outright mercenaries, but we'll be something together.

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>>32136351
>>32136197

>>32136442
8 of you guys will put on body armor and meet at the range to shoot nuggets and glocks.

>>32136395
Hang in there bud if this'll bring you hope then that means that there is a chance for you to be truly happy.