Middle Eastern Wars General

>>32123752
Lewd

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>>32123716
What cooking to die Ali

>>32123716
>not posting video...
>son i am gigipuddi

>>32123716
still no video

still no party van

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is 5 star here?
havent been around in like 4 or 5 months guys.

I kinda got caught up on all the frontline moves and shit. fucking turks man.

anyways can I get a webm and youtube dump of all the cool combat videos I've missed? please. whatever you got.

>>32123716
I found the video.

https://youtu.be/AjxcxPen0ZM?t=705

>>32125547
starts at 11:45

I've probably gone on some watchlist for viewing this video right?

>>32125547

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>tfw those faggots butchered the stabbing tutorial guy
At least he seemed docile and peaceful probably drugged like a motherfucker so he doesnt scream and whimper I presume cause who knows the death screams might put off a potential jihadi faggot in the West from doing what they suggested.

>>32125547
dis nigga got some fine china and a bomb ass kitchen

>>32125883
link?

>>32125858
ALL POSTS MADE BY THIS USER ARE SATIRICAL AND ONLY A FOOL WOULD THINK I SUPPORT ISIS

DEATH TO ISLAM

PLS DONT VAN ME

>>32125883
>>32125916
nevermind

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Fuck sandniggers!!!God Bless America!!!NSA pleas don't shoot my dog, ok?

>>32123716
>"Hello, I'm Johnny Jihad, welcome to Jack Ass!"

Fuck. Why is this in French ?
Where my country gone ????

>>32125547
this is some proper wierd stuff. Alis stabbing guide. achmeds cooking show, and the blowing up the daily good guy, and finishing it up with commercial to join the terrorist army, and to subscribe to ISIS member magazine

>>32125976
Well, they are trying to appeal to the shocking crowd because it does actually get around pretty effectively in that community. And who would be better to recruit than some disturbed kid that browses liveleaks regularly for fucked up videos of people dying?

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Costals place several 130mm into asma assads pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKCrCHAK2eU

>>32125547
>guide to stabbing people
>Cooking bombs

10/10 would subscribe. Im already on the watchlist for seeing this video anyways.

>>32125547
Fucking sand niggers all need to die. Can you imagine growing up in a world where thats the coolest thing you could ever do, and then get 72 virgins for it?
sickening and sad. Poor dunecoons don't know how bad virgin sex is our what a bitchy woman, let alone 72 of them, sounds like.
kill allahu them.

>>32125547
This is legit the strangest fucking thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.

>>32126486
p.s. I can speak French, and it only makes it that much fucking stranger.
>there are French ISIS Nasheeds
It's like a fucking absurdist sketch off SNL.

>>32125858
While I'm sure there are priority lists the notion of a watch list is a little dated, the government just watches everyone it can now. Haven't you been paying attention, especially the past few years?

>>32123716
Why does he wear the mask ?

>>32125858
Nah senpai, I work in Intel and I have an academic interest in Syria/Iraq so I watch this shit all the time.
My boss has never knocked on my door in the middle of the night and said "anon what the fuck is your internet history". So you're definitely good.

>>32125547
music is comfy. need a sauce on that.

>>32126503
>>32125976
>>32126503
It is indeed strange to live in times where stuff like this is popping up in public media.

>>32125962
>>32126503
>9% of French population is Muslim, never mind Arab
>more active Muslims in country than active practitioners of all other religions combined
>more coming everyday, they breed like rats, give lip service in public but hate westerners and western values
>anyone suggests anything be done about it and they are instantly Hitler or worse
>surrendered your sovereignty to an extranational organization of non-elected officials
You really brought it on yourselves.

all these mad max armored up vehicles have turned the cradle of civilization into IRL GorkaMorka

>>32125976
>>32125547

10 years ago this could had been the subject of a post-9/11 comedy skit. Interesting times we live in.

>>32125547
Honestly was upset when he touched that guy's chest. It's watching someone feel another human being, then doing something that horrible to them without remorse.
I hope every one of those pieces of shit dies screaming.

>>32125547
Welp if the NSA wasn't watching me before they certainly are now

>>32128893
>implying the NSA isn't already watching all americans

>>32123716
>>you will never be a guest on ISIS' cooking show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jPTrS-7d14

>>32125547
>video removed

thank you jesus I won't have to degrade myself watching this filth, was it really that bad?

>>32131211
The NSA took it down already.

They knocked on my door at around 1am.

I pretended to not be home.

Someone call Gordon Ramsey because that shit looks fucking RAAWWWWWWWW.

can you guys confirm they were speaking french throughout the video? I wonder if it's gonna make big waves in our media or if they are gonna censor themselves

>>32131245
They were definitely speaking french in the knife segment at least.

>>32131245

Yeah, he specifically talks about France and how the Muslims there hold the future of it or something like that. Also it has subtitles in English and Arabic.

That was the first part, second was some guy who sounded like an Indian call center worker speaking American English, the bomb guy I don't know either Arabic or French.

https://mega.nz/#!ikpCwAoT!_O5HUZP4_60SlwcqsO16N04_sI_EDf_6bGEpbDRHFSU

with key.

!_O5HUZP4_60SlwcqsO16N04_sI_EDf_6bGEpbDRHFSU

>>32123716
Holy fuck, I think my Muslim coworker drinks that purple can drink in the bottom left.

>>32131366
Are you the same guy who uploaded those two gun design files in the CAD thread last week? Because the file/key didn't work for me.

>>32131211
>graphics, faux satellite stuff, footage of euro police scenes and calls to action
00:00-02:00

>french section, broke down selecting a knife for attacking people briefly
>demonstrated vital points on a living human being, d e a d
>subtitles the victim as "crusader coalition agent" or something
>murderer demonstrates some knife attack and fighting technique with the help of another jihadji
>future of france speech etc
02:00-09:30

>indian sounding guy rants for a minute or two in english
09:30-11:00

>some jihadi in a kitchen instructs on how to make an ied out of common materials
not sure which language but some middle eastern sounding thing, bulk of the video
mostly skipped over it but it looked like some shit out of anarchists cookbook and sounded impact sensitive so hopefully these dipshits will only manage to blow their hands off
12:00-26:00

>something about a guy from raqqa who went to the pkk and was sent back by the pkk to suicide bomb raqqa but was captured
>he's barefoot and wearing a backpack
>they're shooting at his feet and he's running through the desert while his confession narrates
>he seems to be mic'd up because you can hear him speaking frantically while he tries to flee
>eventually the backpack explodes blowing him in half
>lots of camera angles and some replays afterwards
for some reason they played a rocket sound before the bag blew up like he got hit with an airstrike or something
26:00-28:00

>followed by some more urging to infiltrate the west then attack from within and finally an ad for a jihadi magazine
28:00-29:00

In terms of gore and shit it's tame for daesh executions but it's just fucking bizarre as a whole. It's definitely trying to look very cool and like a professional television program. It really does feel like at any point some MadTV cast member is going to pull off a balaclava and start making jokes.

>>32131376
negative famalam

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Is that shit really explosive, or is this the CIA tricking home grown terrorist into blowing themselves to shit? Kek

>>32123716
>can't win the war they started
>teaching civis how to blow themself up
that's a new time low congrats ISIS

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>trying to make "white ice"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Holy fuck!
There are much more stable and effective compounds to use for anti personnel purposes. I guess in France you can't even buy match heads so they recommend an almost guaranteed hand removal. They also recommend using a "strong kitchen knife" because hunting knives and pocket knives are hard to obtain in Europe. What a culture of cuckolds. Just nuke Eurabia and put it out of its misery already.

>>32131367
send a tip to the fbi

>>32131278
>>32131377
damn we are fucked
we'll see if it inspires more retards to commit terrorists attacks

fyi a terrorist attack scheduled for the 1st december has been prevented in the last few days, we're not done yet

>>32131379
Acetone peroxide, aka white ice, is a very potent and lethal high detonation velocity chemical explosive. However it is more unstable than nitroglycerin and is almost useless outside of a very controlled scientific enviornment or very specific blast mining applications. It is an absolutely absurd choice for any military or paramilitary use.

Honestly my hunch is this is a straight up continuation of Project Eldest Son.

so wheres the mirror, cant find it on liveleak or whatever

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>>32131366
Is it safe. Whats on it?

>>32131395
Well to be fair, the laws seem to be working if the Nasheeds cant get their hands on real weapons to actually hurt more people more efficiently.
It isn't fair to the average frog, but I suppose it keeps them aliveish.

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>>32131459

>>32131449
islamic webms

>>32131412
TATP in combination with a couple other things is a semi-successful solid fuel for rockets
no one in their right minds would use it as a primary explosive. but of course ISIS aren't exactly sane

>>32126012
13 cm is quite short for a penis.

>>32131245
Yes. Contained specific message for french jihadists to start attacks. Any sort of attacks.

ISIS WEBMS:
https://mega.nz/#!ikpCwAoT!_O5HUZP4_60SlwcqsO16N04_sI_EDf_6bGEpbDRHFSU

with key.

!_O5HUZP4_60SlwcqsO16N04_sI_EDf_6bGEpbDRHFSU


ISIS COOKING CHALLENGE:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bba_1480245583
with liveleak,. in 1080p.. FRESH

>>32125962
i'm going to be in brussels in a few hours:slightly worried there may be another attack as xmas period is starting.
>>32126528
part of the brand image
>>32131404
>fyi a terrorist attack scheduled for the 1st december has been prevented in the last few days
& this is whats worrying me: Europe doesn't feel too European anymore.
.

>>32131490
>>32131490
this was proved to be fake news

You do realize that ISIS is kinda fucked over now, losing all those strategic towns right?

>>32126528
Mask of invulnerability. Even if he is killed/arrested by anti-ISIS forces they can't claim they got him. Good for morale: "our guys from videos are never get caught".

>>32131592
No.
Electing Trump made them so easy to recruit they will recover and take over the middle east in a matter of months.

>>32131592
all those sleeper agents in europe won't disappear out of nowhere because their territory in the middle east does

>>32131592
they're gaining ground in Europe though, and laws are so that you can't just go and shoot up the hideout if you find one
also with all this PC bullshit covering their asses law enforcement has a hard time as well

>>32131609
>Electing Trump

We are going to put a stop to ISIS, folks

>>32131614
do the world a favor and genocide all arabs while you're at it, so that they won't carry on the tradition

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>>32131565
doesnt look 1080p, maybe its still processing.
but is that a bear grylls folding knife lol

>>32131614
Trump radicalized islamists to unprecedented levels. You already lost the war on terror.
Better convert now before it's too late.

>>32131609
>>32131611
>>32131612
>Electing Trump made them so east to recruit
>all these sleeper agents in Europe
>they're gaining ground in Europe though,

ALL MY KEKS

>>32131565
Deleted. Need a new link

>>32131619
capitalist knife is absolutely haram

>>32131395
>hunting knives and pocket knives are hard to obtain in Europe
One-click on amazon.

>>32131620
>says the mudslime

>>32123716
What jacket? Inb4 steal his look.

>>32131592
As a land holding state they were doomed from the moment they first took ground, it was only ever a matter of time before they pissed enough people off that the forces allied against them would be too great.
As a guerilla force in Syria/Iraq/Middle East in general and promoter of international jihad they'll be around for a long time yet, ideologies can't be crushed like standing armies can and tracking down all their notable leadership may well take as long as finding bin Laden and friends did. It'll most likely happen eventually, but it's going to take years during which they can still push propaganda and promote attacks from wherever they hide up.

>>32131619
What camo is guy on the left wearing again?

And hwere do I buy some?

>>32126503
>He hasn't seen the ISIS childrens choir sing French Nasheeds then execute prisoners in unison
>He doesnt know about Deso Dogg the German rapper who composed German Nasheeds when he joined ISIS

>>32131882
Why are so many terrorists coming from Cuckrope?

>>32131851

looks like British DPM

>>32131951
oops meant for

>>32131873

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Sounds like the northern part of East Aleppo have fallen, and that the rebels are withdrawing as to not be encircled. Exciting stuff!

>>32123716
I'd rather not be a guest on ISIS' cooking show. I like having my body attached.

>>32132000
That's fine, they've done whole-body roasts several times already, we'll book you in for the next batch.

There are major happenings.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo7ERLrm4y0

>>32132129
elaborate

>>32131704
>capitalist
ISIS surely not communist

>>32132378
looks like tank is still ok

>>32132509
see
>>32131967

>>32131412 >>32131395
It was successfully used in several 2016 terror attacks in Europe. Islamists don't care if 9 out of 10 cooks blow themselves up as long as at least one succeeds.

It looks like East Aleppo collapsed

>>32131907
You can thank our fantastic immigration policies in last few decades its been very enriching.

>>32123731
>An AMX10P ?
>Colonel, what's a french IFV doing here ?

>>32128077
what do you mean?

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>>32132591

seems so...
the video ended quickly, so you cant see if the crew tries to escape (if there where a penetration, they would do so - at least thouse able to do so)

to add, they attacked the front (thickest armor and possible ERA) so the chances for a penetration isnt really good

>>32134675
The video isn't there anymore but >>32125976 explains it very well. The video encapsulates all the typical stereotypes of an Islamist terrorist state: Executions, bomb making, VBIED bombings, recruitment campaigns and an ad for their sleek shiny magazine. The kicker is it's all packaged into neat little cable TV-like programming.

10 years ago, when the idea of something like that was unthinkable, comedians could had poked fun at Al-Qaeda's then more primitive propaganda media by exaggerating it as a TV channel.

>>32131395
>hunting knives and pocket knives are hard to obtain in Europe

Are you high as fuck?

>>32131609
>Implying Trump will even give a shit about the Mideast