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In my student housing I reclaimed 20m2 basement as my own.
Wasn't used for nearly 5 years.
People lost the key to it. So I lockPicket it. Since we have 3 basements people didn't care.
What to do with it?
We already have an armory in the housing and also a 25m long shooting range.
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>your own
as in you bought the basement as storage or whatever?
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>>32122174
See how many dildos you can glue to the ceiling
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bdsm dungeon
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It's part of the housing (it's and old mansion)
I am the only one in the house who is able to open the door.
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make a spooky nuclear bunker
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>>32122174
>What to do with it?

SEX DUNGEON
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Should have added no sex dungeons.
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>>32122228
Chastity Dungeon.
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>>32122174
D I G
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>>32122174
Make a survival bunker and fill it with supplies, beds, ammo, and gear
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pimp it out

take chicks down there

i can promise a batcave will get you tons of pussy
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>>32122174
Furnish it and rent it out.
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>>32122174
Bury your rape murder victims there
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>>32122174
Use it to store Jews.
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>>32122174
Well I would definitely make that the music room. Shit would sound great in there with those curved ceilings.

Also, I bet that was a sex dungeon at one point.
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>>32122174
Somebody post the screencap of the unnaground thread
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>>32122391
As requested, the start of the molemen.
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>>32122391
tl;dr
dig and go very slowly
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This far and nobody's suggested a survival bunker theme? Goodness...
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>>32122174
>University housing
>Has an armory
>Has a range

I want to go to that university.
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>>32122461
This
How does your university housing manage to have a shooting range, sex dungeon, and an armory in an old mansion? Are you going to Hogwarts?
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>>32122174
At least change the file name if you're going to make shit up
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>>32122476
Hogwarts academy for wizards doesn't have any of those things
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>>32122494
>he hasn't read the unadulterated Harry Potter books
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kankerneger dat is jou bunker niet
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>>32122505
I read "My Immortal", does that count?
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>>32122174
http://anw.inl.nl/article/kelder
Fake and gay
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>>32122494
>he actually knows about harry potter
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>>32122174
A speakeasy.
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>>32122527
first thing that comes up when you search kelder
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>>32122174
Really, because If you reverse search it you get quite some results with exactly that pic...
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Yeah, I took the picture of internet.
To much of a hassle to upload shit to my pc.

Why do we have a shooting range and armory?
Well basically the study we attend is highly educated forest rangers for rich kids.
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>>32122174
>We already have an armory in the housing and also a 25m long shooting range.

What housing do you live in?
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>>32122539
Not by choice

Daycare way back when, the age groups were divided into bug species, but the oldest group had sub-divisions that the chaperones made based on the houses in Hogwarts, Gryffendor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin, played the movies 24/7 on a mobile TV set, alongside the first highschool musical movie, had Harry Potter decorations all over the goddamn place, got more of an earful about fucking Harry Potter than I ever wanted.

Whatever you've heard about hell is bullshit, hell is a pre-k room full of Harry Potter posters and being forced to listen to Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgen's mediocre singing. I can still hear the songs.
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But for your information.
Our armory and shooting range is nothing compared to the german one a friend of mine who I studied with for 6 months.
Their housing really looked like hoghwarts and had some dude who cooked for them and cleaned the weapons and maintain the range.

We only have a gardener and cleaning lady
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>>32122192
this.
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>>32122220
itd be cold as fuck though
you gotta have the heat cranked if you want it to get hot
cold weather is a turn off
why do you think ugly, retarded sand niggers breed like vermin and literal ubermensch are dying off
tip: it's weather related
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>itd be cold as fuck though
Nope the boiler of the house is at the other side of the wall generating heat, also there is 1 small window so no air problems.
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>>32122802
>B-but...it's not a comfortable temperature

Little league pissant detected.

Go back to reading "50 Shades," scrub.
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Unnaground shooting range of course
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>>32122200
Shouldn't have told anyone you got it open. Now the university/whoever owns the building is free to do what they want with it if they want. You could have had a nice secret place, but you fucked it up.
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>>32122455
>>32122242
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>Shouldn't have told anyone you got it open. Now the university/whoever owns the building is free to do what they want with it if they want. You could have had a nice secret place, but you fucked it up.

They always were but no one did it.
They don't care about the rooms in the basement.
Other people won't fight me over the space since I do most of the maintenance to the house and lockpick their doors when they forget their key.
Also once every month I host the dinner.
Don't think they want to lose that.

Small update got a few buckets of lime green paint from a friend.
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>>32122707
what the fuck
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>>32122545
Voting for this
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>>32122545
That idea would go to shit real fucking fast. You expect retarded college students to be able to keep a secret, especially with all the moralfags around? One dumb bimbo blabs to the wrong person and the school shuts it down faster than a second shoah.
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>>32122707
You were in daycare when Harry Potter came out?
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>>32123494
If he was 4 around the time the first/second movies came out, he'd be 18-19 now.
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>>32122494
I mean, the Room of Requirement can be literally anything.
Need an armoury? It is one.
Need a range? It is one.
Need a sex dungeon? It is one.
Need a room full of dragon dildos? Guess what, faggot. It is one.
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>>32123514
>tfw no /k/ style hogwarts with classes on tactics, gunsmithing, reloading, marksmanship, and divining the future from shot patterns
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>>32122901
so you don't want a sex dungeon, or a fallout shelter, how about a machine shop? subterranean mini golf? how about you make it a ball pit?
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>>32123508
Still a youngin'
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>>32123494
>>32123508

I'm 20 1/2, this was in a period between 2001-2007, Bit more complicated.

My mother was the cook for the entire daycare and as an employment benefit, me, my brother and sister were admitted for free. I went to the daycare even when I was too old to really be there, and I hung out with the oldest kids there were, who were only a few years younger than I was. Was there after class during the school year and there all day during the summer.

That went on for the first 13 years of my life, Harry Potter and High School musical non-fucking-stop, playing with transformers toys and pokemon on the gameboy color was the only thing that kept me sane because THE FUCKING GIRLS COMMANDEERED THE FUCKING TV EVERY SUMMER AND WOULDN'T STOP WATCHING FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL FUCKING MUSICAL AND SINGING ALONG FOR 5 GODDAMN YEARS IN A GODDAMN ROW.

It's every other day I hear "This could be the START, of something NEW! It feels so right! To be here with you!" in my head, or "yagottagetchagottagetchagottagetchaheadinthegame", gonna need therapy for this shit at some point in life.
/blog

>>32123553
Didn't need this feel either
>>32123673
I know, trying not to be a faggot until I get older, sucks being naive
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>>3212355
Fund it. I'll be the janitor. Shit, I'll work for free
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Make a shelter
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>>32122174
Find best location to install secret trapdoor to provide a concealed entrance from some neighboring part of the house to the basement.
Even better, dig a tunnel to it from outside and conceal the exit.
Get bricks.
Wall in the original door completely.
You now have super-secret sex dungeon.
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>>32122399
Whoever made this needs to be fucking shot.

How the fuck are you supposed to follow this? Just screenshot the thread for fucks sake.
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>>32122869
>>32122200
gg op good job being an blue flacon
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>>32122174
>We already have an armory in the housing and also a 25m long shooting range.
>student housing

no
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>>32122174
Start your own criminal empire based out of this lair.

Dig a Great Escape-esque tunnel / separate entrance to somewhere on the grounds.
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>>32122200
>(it's and old mansion)
>and old

>I am
>I'm

What college do you go to again?
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>>32122174
Put plywood on either side of door like this.
Put some brownies in the room.
Students wander in but they can't figure out how to escape.
Off to let them out in exchange for things.
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>>32122174
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>>32125211
I was waiting for this.
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>>32124658
How's your *whatever the fuck op's native language is*?
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>>32123730
Anon, you are a goddamned hero because I'd probably sandy hook that bitch after the first few replays of that terrible fucking movie.
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Start a bar for /k/ommandos
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Update: Fellow /k/ommando that lives in the same housing joined in.
He managed to obtain 25 wooden pallets.
I also found a door in the other basement.
Now we have supplies to build stuff.
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>>32123730
You should start hang up a bunch of harry potter pictures in the room and shoot them full of holes (once god emperor permits suppressors that is)
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>>32122802
What are you on? Cold weather is the best excuse to stay in bed and fuck, the reason sandniggers breed so much is because their literally cockroaches.
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>>32123730
You're a few years older and bigger and you let a bunch of entitled little cunts commandeer your TV? Turn in that Y chromosome friendo
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>>32122174

2spook4me

build a bar/range with shuetzen rifles also put a humidor in there so /k/ommandos can be classy

>drinking liquor
>smoking cigars
>shooting classy target guns
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>>32123553
What could have been
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>>32122174
Turn it into a dungeon for butt rape.
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>>32128736
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>>32122235

witnessed brother
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>>32123730
>This could be the START, of something NEW! It feels so right! To be here with you!" in my head, or "yagottagetchagottagetchagottagetchaheadinthegame

Holy memories. High school musical 1 is pure kino. I was in high school musical: the musical in high school and it was fun as shit.
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>>32128736

that was painfully autistic but he did have somewhat of a point.
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>>32126820
Well that's just overly dramatic
>>32128550
I fucking wish, one of the chaperones/teachers was a fatass dyke who let the girls do whatever the fuck they wanted. The excuse was always "you boys have your electronics and game boys, the girls have nothing!" Half-fair point ig, dunno what we would've watched otherwise, not my fault the girls weren't into vidya though, except for a nigresslet who did play pokemon with us.
>>32128736
Despite being Harry Potter I still find this funny
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go full vault tec with it, just make it your personal hangout lounge.

also, look up local ordinances to find out what they use, then maybe throw up a hazard sign outside or near the door warning against gas or radon or some shit that no one wants to fuck with.


>>32124095
this is better though, wall up the original doorway, look up ageing techniques for props and make the bricks look as old as possible to help deter suspicion.


>>32126798
found a door to the other unused basement? a second door? details man!
if you can block off the original entrance, as well as building/finding a new secondary entrance, you are golden.


keep your new rooms SUPER SECRET SQUIRREL SAFE, as in you wouldnt confess to knowing of its existence even under torture by spetznaz.

Create a /k/ version of the Skull and Bones society, find those anons on campus that are trustworthy and responsible enough after a very heavy vetting process, a 2spooky4me initiation ceremony, and giving them a callsign that is onlly to be used among members while in the bunker.

bunker to include a classy bar setup, possibly a keg tap (no cans or beer bottles, shit piles up too fast, disposal increases risk of exposure), some good music, Sinatra, maybe some Red Army Choir, posters flags and firearms up on the walls, ect, ect.


so /k/, what would the initiation ceremony be like?

pic semi related, regular students day/k/, night /k/ the se/k/ret society.
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>>32134069
So much this
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>>32134069
God fucking damn does Willis shit make me cringe
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>>32122174
Brothel, or one of those places that allows weed.
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>>32134198
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>>32134069
Filename related
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>>32123514
>Battle of Hogwarts
>Some student thinks "We need a tank"
>Proceeds to go to the room of requirement, which has turned into a garage with fully loaded M1A2
>yfw Voldemort dies crushed under the treads of American steel
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>>32136092
>Avada Kedavra can't penetrate chobham

And yes, I know that they don't use actual chobham now.
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Are we going to keep pretending this is real?
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>>32122545
This. I had the opportunity to visit a few in Manila (legal bars, just hidden) and they were pretty awesome.
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>>32122746
What? Where?
t. German
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>>32122174
Underground firing range.
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