HOW TO DODGE BULLETS?

M-masaka

Fire first

>>32118220
Something Something Monty Python sketch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTQYEkIvN2M

Have gun battles with blind people

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N-NANI?!

>>32118220
Stand completely still. They can't see you if you don't move.

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>>32118220
AFTERIMAGES WITH MASS?

serpentine

>>32118220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ojTNcOQvIg

>>32118220
Just follow my step, and sneak around!
Be careful not to make a sound!

Stand perfectly still. Shooters have movement based vision. If you've already moved you can curve the bullets with the right utensils.

>>32118413
underrated post

>>32118220
ZA WARUDO

>>32118413
H-HAYAI!!!

>>32118220
shadow clone jutsu (pictured)

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>>32118220

>>32118220
cast blur, so they have to roll twice and choose the lowest result.

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>>32118220
Chug 10 bottles of vodka.

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>>32118220

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>>32118220
Video games have taught me that jumping while running is a useful tactic and will make the person trying to shoot you REALLY #salty.

Also, try going prone right in front of your shooter if you know that he's especially a n00b at guns.

>>32118220
Run in a serpentine pattern.

>>32118220
when your ready, you wont need to

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>>32120066
That will atleast solve any radiation issues you may have.

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>>32120226
>the Jojo edit
My sides

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>>32118220

>>32119218
reporter, what the hell was that?

>>32121117
Secrete technique we keep hidden that involves transforming into a half-snake half-man kind of chimera to deal with our enemies. A /k/ tradition.

>>32118220
What?

You don't dodge bullets, it can't be done, you have to deflect them with your Katana.

>>32121127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdaQHTWT_ZI

>>32118220
That pic reminds me of psi-dogs

>>32118220
aim for the door or the average of his two positions
then wait for the target to arrive
shit lord never stood a chance

>>32118220
you can't
we tried this with airsoft at 20 meters you can dodge a little piece of plastic fired at 300 fps.

but within 3 meters you don't have a snowflakes chance in hell.

>>32118220
Knowledge that the spoon isn't real.

>>32120226
11/10

The Shooter's danmaku pattern is pathetic and he's piss-easy even for a Stage 1 boss. His shots just go wide, pretty much another Icycle Fall outside of lunatic difficulty. Not even worth a bomb. Just blast him with your spellcards and move on.

>>32119410
NO DON'T TOUCH THAT!

>>32120663
Why are my horses so wazy?

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>>32118220
Be a fat old man and marry the victim while they're sneaking up on you

>>32120226
10/10