Alright /k/, the third impact is happening and you have all the

>>32115459
>Yugo SKS
>Nugget
>Mini-30
>Savage .22
>Enough ammunition to fill about eight cans

I should be okay for a little bit.

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>>32115459
It depends if there are people in your life that you love and hold dear. If that's the case, the Reis will disarm you psychologically and turn you willingly into orange piss.

Most of you fags will be able to fight for a few seconds.

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>>32115459
Oh no. I seem to have misplaced my concealed carry on that table waaaaay over on the other side of the room. Oh dread! My rifles are all upstairs.

I will never make it in time.

>>32115459
take out? i could probably sexually satisfy around a half dozen before i needed a nap.

>>32115459
>implying becoming an omni-present pseudo-god collective intelligence on the astral plane would be a bad thing

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>>32115536
But muh individualism

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>>32115519
>>32115528
You explode into tang, you don't get to have sex with them.

>>32115646
The sex happens after tang

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>>32115646
You have sex with everyone after tang.

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>>32115751
>having sex with people who post on 4chan

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>>32115770

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>>32115770
>not having sex with people on 4chan

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>>32115770

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>>32115770

>>32115459
I've always wondered, what would happen if you were to drink the tang?

>>32115459
All I've got is a .22 pellet gun with about 1000 pellets of various types. I might get 1 or 2 if i'm lucky

>>32115883
It's made up of essentially everything required for life. It'd probably be super healthy, to the point where if you drank too much you'd OD and die.

Don't think it'd taste nice either.

>>32115459
How resilient are they? Will a single 45acp round to the head or torso take them out?

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>Implying that stupid doll could ever touch me
Nett meme American.

>>32115917
What are the possibilities for an Alien chestburster scenario if someone wanted to come back after you drank the tang?

>>32115960
Depends on how you come back.

If it's a slow growth, then that chest cavity is gonna be opening up soon.
If it's just a poof back into existence, then the person who drank it might just explode.

Who knows? Maybe it could just teleport you somewhere because anime.

>>32115938
Rei is 14 so probably not very. On the other hand they're supernatural so who knows.

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Alright /k/, the third impact is happening and you have all the gear you can gather within the next minute to fend off Ritsuko's fat ass before she makes impact. How much ass would you be able to take out before getting impacted?

>>32116312
delet this.

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Aoba only got assaulted by rei clones because he literally didn't love any other human being.

most of /k/ would probably get visited by an image of JMB or Dugan to take them away to instrumentality

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>>32116343

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>>32116312
Thanks for the fetish art

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>>32116353

>>32115459
>fend off
>implying

>>32116353
>most of /k/ would probably get visited by an image of JMB or Dugan to take them away to instrumentality
I'm actually okay with that.

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>>32115459
Slap my Reifag neighbor for the recent package he must have received.

>>32116312
Fuark

>>32115459
My dick.

I dunno maybe like five or six my man.

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>>32115459
>tfw Rei is best girl
>tfw you are incapable of shooting best girl even if your existence depended on it
I don't think I'm gonna make it, lads.

>>32116312
>implying I'd want to fend off that ass
wew

>>32116353
Everyone gets a comforting reunion with their love ones, Gendo even gets a nice conversation. But this guy, spent his last moments panicked and scared. Goddamnit Anno, you got me feeling over a unimportant side character.

EVA is shit, the last good thing Anno made was Gunbuster.

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>>32119963
Oy mate

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>>32115459
Why fight it? Become "Cosmic Tang" for a bit, and if you don't like it, come back out as your individual self again (assuming you watched "End of Evangelion") and strangle a German bitch on the beach.

>>32115459
In one minute? That limits my options a lot, could quickly get a columbia knife and a pair of sais, from there i'll have to decide if i'll go for a katana or if i go for an arsenal of wooden and chinese swords, also a fencing sword that's so rusty it could kill anything with tetanus
Maybe holding my ground in a narrow space and slashing like crazy i'd last 2 minutes at best

>>32115459
>>32119931
Poor fuckin' Aoba, man

Dude just wanted to olay guitar

>tfw if anyone were to carry me off to instrumentality it would probably be my ex-gf who I hate but god dsmn it I still love her and want everything to be the same way it was

This is why I never mixed Eva with alcohol

>>32119931
>Everyone gets a comforting reunion with their love ones, Gendo even gets a nice conversation
Except Gendo gets killed at the end of his nice conversation and doesn't get tanged.

>>32120255
>and strangle a German bitch on the beach.
But you aren't Shinji.

>>32120442
>But you aren't Shinji
Thank god I'm not an androgynous, severely depressed feminine Asian boy and just a severely depressed white guy. Doesn't mean I can't pick up where he left off.

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All of them,
With muh dick.

>>32115883
it's probably safe, the Eva entry plugs are filled with the stuff.

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>>32115940
don't get two big for your britches, you're still nowhere near as best girl as misato

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>>32121683
Nein!

You're just an irresponsible drunk who seduces children.
Gott im Himmel you're the worst.

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>>32115459
But rei is my waifu

>>32120575
>Thank god I'm not an androgynous, severely depressed feminine Asian boy
what the hell is wrong with you?

>>32115646
Jokes on you, that's my fetish

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>>32121683
Ritsuko is crazy best.

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What's the best non-nuclear way to atomize my entire body? I want to deny them the ability to make tang from me.

>>32115883
Its primordial soup.

>>32115459
You'd get tanged anyways whether you like it or not. Only reason why Shinji made it was because he rejected instrumentality.

>>32122379
S-sauce?

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>>32120575
>not wanting to be best girl

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>>32123829
>>32122274

>>32124960
>capitalising the k
Why?