Embarrassing conceald carry stories.

>Clip on appendix holster
>Waitaminute
>Pull gun, check chamber to see its empty
>Rack it
>Almost left the house with none in the chamber, how embarrassing.

>>32114982
Was the safety on?

>>32114943
The only embarrassing CC story I have is that I don't carry yet.

>>32114992
I carry a Glock.

>at burito shop for tasty food
>get to register to lay and move go back to reach wallet
>mid drop owb fully exposed while reaching for wallet, and because fuck cc in freedom land
>gender studies major liberal register girl omites a audible gasp at my pulsating erection alongside the firearm straped to my thigh
>go home eat burrito and jerk off

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>>32114982
>>Almost left the house with none in the chamber, how embarrassing.

And then you didn't put another round into the magazine?
It's like you want to be killed.

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>walking dog in the park
>borzoi so he takes off quickly
>leg is feeling stiff
>he sees a fucking rabbit
>bunbunsensors.doggo
>takes off
>I get pulled along
>pic related falls out of my pant leg

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>keep tok and quran in right pants pocket
>in a rush that day
>didn't get to read quran so tok is sitting on top of quran
>go to local halal grocer
>shop full of hipster for the past couple of years
>bend down to reach something from lower shelf
>tok slips out and falls on floor
>hipster doe notices
>mfw her eyes widen as if she saw me fucking a goat
>laugh so hard that the grenades from my left pocket almost fall out

>>32115225
why?

>>32115277
kek
>>32115584
KEK
>>32115904
Sides lost

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>can barely get away with carrying a fucking m&p shield because my incog holster doesn't push the grip in
>belt, holster clip and the part that poorly covers the sights along with the material on my pant's waistline become an amalgamation of excess bulk making it look like I'm trying to conceal a fucking football infront of my dick
>completely self concious from simply carrying in jeans and a loose black t shirt

Slowly waiting for my JM Custom holster. Holy christ, I hate the incog.

>>32114943
>my P83
ouch, that IS embarrassing...

this thread is low quality and the stories are bad delete please

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>be me
>work second shift as a CNC operator and get at work around 5:00 and off work at 2:00 AM
>drive to wendys for "lunch" around 10:30
>order and sit down
>I start to dig in on my hamburger
>300+ pound sjw a fw seats down staring at me
>her mouth is fucking wide open and i can see chewed up food
>thatsfuckingnasty.jpg
>look down at my food and realize my jacket is open and you can see my revolver poking out of my waistband
>pull jacket shut and go back to hamburger
>finish my burger
>get up to throw my trash away
>she gets up and meets me at the trash can
>starts yelling at me for bringing "death itself" into the store
>she actually tries to grab my gun out of the holster
>revolvers not there
>wtf man?
>look back where i was sitting
>qun is just sitting casually on the bench
>mfw
My only guess is that I knocked it out of my holster when I moved my jacket back into place

>>32117940
who makes an amazing holster for fat people carry? (4-5 o'clock)

>>32118006
thanks for the amazing story, faggot.

>>32117770
not him but the 43 is comphy~

>>32118009
Is this real? If so holy fuck bro

>>32117940
I think you replied to my thread a few weeks back about a better holster for driving, I carry a shield with a bladetech klipt AIWB, honestly I like it now that one of you guys in the thread mentioned just hiking my pants up when I sit so it doesn't wedge between my leg and my abdomen... Works like a fucking charm

Once I graduate I'm getting night sights, and a custom holster... Also an arsenal AK, a REAL Lee Enfield (not the shit ishapore I have now) and a VW GTI or TDI

But anyways, life as poorfag is still the reality, tell me how your JM holster is, poast thread

>>32117966
Well, you'll be happy to know I no longer carry it (except for nostalgic reasons). This happened about 3 years ago. I've upgraded stuff since then.

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>>32114943
Whoa holy shit your clip on your uncle mikes broke? I've been carrying with one for just about a year now and i've had no problems with it. Is that pretty common for them?
Pic related my edc piece in the uncle mikes holster and yes i did cut the end open so it fits in deeper, makes it easier to CC

>>32118009
I wnat to be a CNC operator.

How do I get started the best way?
I have a criminal record and some experience using manual equipment.

>>32118269
OP here again. Honestly I dunno if its common. Mine came from a local pawn shop used gear bucket for like $4. Again I was new to concealed carry, as well as broke (the broke part hasn't changed).

>>32118009
why didn't you shoot her for assaulting you?

>>32118269
Get a real holster you fuckwit.

>>32114943
Had a friend that would carry his in the inside pocket on his vest we get to the store he goes to get something off the bottom shelf and the gun drops and makes the loudest noise when it hits the tiles he starts laughing 'cause he thinks its hilarious then when i drop him off his gun twisted upside down and is pointing at everyone again laughs for a good five minutes again.

>>32117770
Top kek

>At work
>Work in county office
>In the courthouse
>CC is a big no-go
>CCing my Glock 26 in a King Tuk holster with my dress shirt tucked in over my gun
>Fairly well hidden except for the two metal belt clips
>Waiting on customer one slow day, only me and the customer in the room at the time
>Have to get up from my seat to make copies or something, have to turn my back to customer
>Customer sees belt clips and recognizes what they are
>Making small talk while doing paperwork for him, he out of nowhere asks me what kinds of guns I have
>I tell him, mention the Glock last
>He says something to the effect of "yeah, I noticed"
>Think he's about to turn me in to the boss or something, I'm losing my job and going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
>He makes sure the room is clear, lifts up his shirt and reveals he is also carrying
>Coworkers come back from break or wherever, finish with customer, he leaves, nobody ever says anything else about it
>Feel like I just dodged a huge bullet


Also our tech guy, I've noticed that sometimes when he has to come fix something and his shirt rides up, he wears an empty holster into the building.
I've never said anything about it because she's a reclusive neckbeard and I don't wanna give him the strange room.

I have been pocket carrying without incident for about 3 years now, thinking about a holster but I dunno. What do you think /k/omrades?

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>>32114943
>wearing sweatpants
>shopping at walmart

Wow, that is embarrassing OP.

>>32117940
That's funny. I appendix carry a glock 43 in an incog and I have none of those problems. I am of average build so I don't think that has anything to do with it. Are you carrying it with the fucktarded extended magazine?

>>32118977
Oh dear god that is disturbing.

>>32119524
the part that disturbs me is i cant tell if its a fat dude without shame or a SJW.

>>32119596
What if its a fat SJW without shame?

>>32119697
>What if its a fat SJW without shame?
is there any other kind?

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>>32118305
>>32118269
>carrying a gun in public, yet can't be bothered to spend a few extra bucks on a secure holster with good retention

This is just really fuckin disappointing

I expect this out of bubbas, but a /k/ommando should know better.

>>32120138
I wasn't a /k/ at the time. No longer have shitty uncle mikes. The 1911 has custom leather, and the concealed has a kingtuk (plus the little in pocket holster it came with).

>>32120138
My thought too. Stuff like this gives us a bad image, and losing a gun in public is legitimately dangerous.

t. guy who just dropped the cash on a good Dara holster ($45 with a Black Friday discount)

>>32118345
Because he left his gun on the bench

>ITT: people who can blow 400+ on a gun, but can't spare 70 for a decent holster

I'm a little surprised you all aren't talking about carrying your Jerichos.

It's a shame you've got a better grip on your shekels than your weapon.

>>32115514

>Have revolver
>No issues

>Be me
>15 years ago
>Have full rail 1911 with x200 light attached
>Found an offbrand leather holster at the gun show that says it'll take the 1911 with light attached
>Buy it since I didn't know any other options
>Go out the next weekend with holster IWB
>Find out its super uncomfortable while sitting in car
>It wears a sore spot in my side
>Say fuck this and move to Mexican tuck for rest of trip
>Meeting people for dinner but have to pee
>Stop at a CompUSA to pee
>Go in restroom which has two U shaped florescent lights, One of which is burned out
>Guy is at sink washing his hands
>Walk to urinal and unzip my fly
>Jesus light of 10,000 unborn babies spills out of fly and up the wall
>Turn my head and look at guy at sink who's like O_O
>Guy runs out of the restroom like my dick was trying to tell him a dirty joke
>Turn off x200 and go to dinner

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>I have CCW permit, never carry, p64 sits in lock box under my driver's seat. I don't put a round in the chamber


Behold my stench

>>32120613
Not even 70, you can get a good hybrid holster for $40

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>>32122032
kek

>>32118009
You really need to take more care of your gun there, Barney.

Nofunz faggot here, what's the point of CC? Doesn't it just restrict the size of the weapon you're carrying to something smaller? Wouldn't OC make a potential attacker rethink going after you?

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>>32123435
OC is for fags

>I'll never CC in my county

>>32123435
or figure out who to shoot first
most people barring mass shooters planning on dying don't really intend to murder random civilians, in the case of civilians CCing they wouldn't know who does and doesn't have a gun at a cursory glance

>>32114943
Where I live self-defense weapons are illegal.
Not even taser or pepper spray.
That is embarrasing

>>32123435
Stop namefagging if you're going to ask retarded questions which could be answered by lurking for five minutes. At least as an anon I won't know you're retarded next time you post.

>>32118845
>King Tuk
I love mine. Sits about 3-4 o'clock and I never have an issue unless I'm wearing a dress shirt without a jacket.

>>32118977
wew lad, that ass is phat.

>>32122730
This is true. Galco King Tuk isn't all that expensive and it's pretty damn good. I've had mine for about two years and I carry every day.

>>32124438
Think of it this way, now you can filter them.

>>32114943
My brothers fucking retarded friend dropped his glock 21 in full view of everyone inside a gas station convenience store

>>32117940
Mine is perfect for my p30sk

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>>32114943
Damn that is pretty scary, I need to get me a new holster.

>>32118009
You have a shit holster if moving it causes your gun to escape

>>32118269
Get a real holster before you lose your gun you idiot

>>32119697
This is so redundant it hurts

ITT: people who shouldn't be carrying

It's not for everyone. The majority of the population is composed of careless spazoids like yourself which is why there are a lot of people out there against carrying in the first place.

If you dropped your gun in front of me I would beat you to it and point it at you. We'd probably have to get the cops involved depending on how you present yourself/how articulate you are. You would be so embarrassed you'd pawn your gun and get into edged weapons.

>>32123435
Oh wow a noguns know-nothing faggot redditor is namefagging, this is definitely something new

>>32124819
Nah you would be in jail and be charged with a felony.

>>32124819
Wow someone sure is projecting pretty hard

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>>32118009

>>32124848
alright kid who gets his legal information from TNT programming.
>>32124856
You mean projecting an air of superiority? Wouldn't take much to trigger that in a thread full of dorks who think they're Liam Neeson. I know you negligent discharge fuck boys like to say it will happen to everyone but sorry some of us actually know what the fuck we are doing and don't drop chambered pistols on the floor in line at Target. Stop carrying. There are men like me around you to draw if necessary.

>>32120745
>Have revolver
>I'ts a revolver

>>32124941
Please keep projecting your insecurities, maybe therapy can help you

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>>32124819
>beat me to it
Extremely unlikely. Lets say you did get there faster than me somehow. That's when I kick you in the face and proceed to beat the living shit out of you.

>>32124941
>shoot someone because a gun fell out of their pocket
Oh wait, you're that edgy faggot who comes into all of these threads to talk about how you want to murder anyone who makes a mistake.

You should get a trip mate, that way we can filter your artificial edginess.

>>32118269
I had my glock fall out of my uncle mikes holster a couple times before my replacement arrived.

>>32124975
>if I just keep saying muh pruhjecting he won't realize I have a little pecker and no trigger discipline

>>32124994
Shhhh let it all out

>>32124986
>shoot someone because a gun fell out of their pocket

If you don't even have the balls to deal with a situation when it arises why are you carrying? I never said shoot I said point. If you drop a gun in public I'm not gonna pretend I didn't see because I have social anxiety like most of you faggots. I control the situation until I know what the fuck is going on. I point the gun at you so you comply with everything I fucking say. I call the police or have someone else do it because I'm a law abiding citizen.

You neckbeard wannabee operators are fucking delusional and need to stop carrying.

>>32124941
Go try it than, hopefully you can shit post from jail

>be me
>seriously consider getting a clipdraw or technaclip instead of a real holster
>remember im not a mexican
>get a crossbreed minituk instead

>>32114943
I wanna boop that snek

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>>32125032
>You neckbeard wannabee operators are fucking delusional and need to stop carrying.
>First reaction when you see a gun is to pull out a gun and start making demands
Well shit. I guess >>32124856 and >>32124975 are right, you're projecting pretty damn hard son.

Pro-tip, if you're standing in line at Target and a gun falls out of the pocket of the person in front of you, it's most likely because they have a shitty holster. Not because they are trying to do any violence to those around them.

>>32125032

> pulls out pocket carry backup and kills you for going after my property

Fuck you, faggot. You touch my guns for any reason ever and I'll kill your ass.

>>32125106
Pro-tip: if you're such a man child that you can't even afford a decent holster for the firearms you're carrying in public, maybe you should get mommy to buy you a nerf gun instead.

>>32114943
Some people shouldn't be able to own guns. It makes the rest of us look bad.

>This 4chan pass user has gained a total of 4 upvotes from other pass users

>>32125107
Right, this is the reason I am pointing your gun at you. If you try this I squeeze the trigger and make the news as a hero who stopped the virgin from going on a rampage.

>>32118269
Is that a spider?

>>32114943
Since glocks don't have safeties, if I dropped one would it go off?
I dropped a revolver once and it went off (not my gun), haven't picked up a revolver since, and am debating getting a glock.
Any real world experience here?

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>>32125119
I'm absolutely certain you don't know who I am and even if you gather what I've posted so far in this thread, you'll find out that I carry in a Galco King Tuk holster. It's pretty good.

So I'm gonna say that your statement sounds more like projection than anything.

>>32125138
pic related

>>32125201
Glocks are unsafe period dude. They are grenades.
Revolvers are no better really (unless you can get your hands on a python)

>>32125201
How many times are you planning on dropping it?

>>32125231
Nice b8

>This 4chan pass user has gained a total of 4 upvotes from other pass users

>>32125231

Aftermarket barrel dude.

>>32125231
Thanks friend. The people here were saying just go HK as Sig's are memes.
>>32125244
I'm kinda clumsy and have dropped a lot of guns in the 2 years I've been shooting.

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>>32114943

>Just get back home from Christmas
>Parking garage at my apartments
>Too much stuff in my trunk to carry to my apt, so I figure I'll go unlock the door first then come back and be able to carry more
>Remember I just got my first pistol for home defence a few months before
>Don't wanna get robbed of my Christmas gifts
>Tuck pistol in back waistband because no CCL or holster yet
>When I lean forward into my trunk my jacket rises up, when I stand up it settles down BEHIND the gun handle
>Fairly busy parking garage, cars passing by, people, etc
>Get inside and realized I just walked about 100 yds obviously displaying a gun protruding from my pants

>>32125201
My dad's Glock holster fell out when he and I were walking around (largely away from people, thank christ.)
Didn't go off, still would be very careful, though.

>>32125201
>>32127213
Do not carry with one in the chamber unless you really really need it. It makes sense for police officers and security professionals, but it just isn't worth it for everyday CC. Some people will insist that you have to. However, there are so many situations that a chambered round makes catastrophically worse: a drop, a snagged trigger, a dropped or lost gun that a kid finds. It just isn't worth it.

>>32125201
To clarify my answer at a more basic level: the trigger safety is supposed to prevent against firing in the case of drops but doesn't work in all cases. The only way to reliably prevent that is to carry with the magazine loaded but the chamber empty.