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/k/-bro care package 2016-11-25 01:16:55 Post No. 32107237
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One of my best friends is in the Marines, and I'm planning on mailing him shit. He's 'murica as fuck and loves weapons more than his family. I'm already planning on sending him smokes (lucky strikes) and a lighter with a full metal jacket quote engraved. What else do you anons think I should ship that would be semi legal to mail?
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>>32107237
Wheres he at? For legality of shipping. Some countries have outright bans on fun things.
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>>32107237
if he is a Marine like me then all he really wants is dip, porn, and a fleshlight, maybe some jerky.
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>>32107237
Beef jerky, baby wipes maybe.
If you want to be sneaky deaky get a thing of Listerine mouth wash. Empty it, wash it, fill with vodka, add a little food coloring.
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porn, dip, baby wipes, jerky, sweets.
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>>32107302
Not sure what kinda porn to send the lil faggot.
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>>32107433
gay porn, what else?
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>>32107433
Not that guy, but porn is probably covered. There's always one guy with his laptop and a huge collection on his iTunes. Everyone shares. I'd just take my iPod to buddy and say fill her up.
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>>32107330
>"PRIVATE DUMBFUCK"
>SIR
>"ARE YOU DRINKING YOUR FUCKING MOUTHWASH?"
>SIR YES SIR
>hfw
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>>32107433
Bestiality
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>>32107237
Send socks, definitely socks
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>>32107340
Throw some hentai in there since you care so much.
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>>32107488
Good shit. He'd probably get a kick out of this thread.
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Porn, lots of porn and plenty of liquor
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>>32107237
Jerky.
Cabin socks
It is wrong to send porn, everyone has different tastes. The thought counts, but perfect porn is like a perfect shit, you know what it is that is best for you.
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>>32107237
That's a really faggot thing to do. Once they find out he got a care package from a dude, he'll never live it down and will come to hate you.
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>>32108154
I really don't see it going down that way. Food is food. People care about people. I know it isn't all that inaccurate, but the Marines can't be so retarded as that getting a care package from a friend paints you as a faggot.
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Get a couple of those tiny thumbdrives and fill them full of isis videos, digitized suras, and 80s pop music. Then put them into an empty aspirin bottle.
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>>32108154
>Has never gotten a care package
Literally no one would care. Guys always share stuff with buddies anyway, they'll be happy to have some loot.
>Implying dudes didn't eat the beef jerky my dad sent me in Iraq.
You're a retard. Go do retard stuff.
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