You meet a man whos 6'4 and full of muscle while vacationing

Die because some peaceful refugee got his hand on an AK, because or gun laws are so lax.

I don't piss him off.

Does your autism just cause you to get in fights with every guy you see?

I hope he hands me a vegemite sandwich

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>>32102141
"what up dude? You're huge as fuck."
"y'want a beer? Ill buy you something but it'll probably be imported for twice as much as its worth from back home, so dont clean out my wallet alright?
>pic marginally related

>>32102159
ask if hes speaksa your language?

>>32102159

DOES HE COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER?

>>32102141
Ask a Vegemite Sandwich.

I say "hello"

>>32102164
>importing beer
>in belgium

>>32102186
>being a filthy American in Europe who only drinks shitty beer like Budweiser and PBR
damn right ill drink "imported" beer

>>32102205
Back to >>>/int/, cuckold

>meet a big guy
>ask if he's the one for me

>>32102230
im sorry but what the actual fuck are you on about

>>32102141
>what do
Leave the gay district

More concerned about the strange lady who took me in and gave me breakfast

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>>32102141
I give him a bite of my vegimite sandwhich

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>>32102141
Wonder who it is now

>>32102141

Nothing at all. You said I meet him, not fight him or any thing.

>>32102141
Meet a woman 4'6" full of fat and shove her up his ass

>>32102238

Don't mind him. He is clearly a retard who doesn't know how the world works.

>>32102168
WHERE BEER DOES FLOW AND MEN CHUNDER

>>32102765
Strange "lady"

>>32103364
Where women roar and men thunder!

>>32102141
>>32102141
ask him if he speaks my langauge

>>32102141
I ask if he's trying to tempt me.

>>32102141
Wake up, realize I never left, and would never leave this country. Not unless someone made an America II, free of libshits.

>>32102141
Arm myself with the nearest vegimite sandwich

Grab his ass and wink at him.

>>32102141
Ask him, "do you speak-a my language?".

>muscular men in europe

i'd be fine

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I take cover, after all can't you hear the thunder?

>>32102141
Make him a vegemite sandwich

>>32105625
Fag.

Say hi

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turn on some smooth 80's dance music on the jukebox.

>>32102141
I'd say, "sup little faggot". Then proceed to beat his ass and fuck him in the mouth. Then I'd take his money and pay his girl friend to fuck me in front of his mangled body.

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>>32102141
When he offers you a Vegemite sandwich, you fuckin' eat it, and you better fuckin' ENJOY it.

Ask if he likes to Lyi'in a den in bombay?

>>32107528
That shit is pretty gross, but when it was put in front of me I'd just fucked an aussie so I ate it like it was pumpkin pie.

>>32107528
is that on white bread? ehh, its good when its on sourdough with a little butter.

>>32102141
being 6'7 and in yrp, ask him if he wants to have homosex. Him on bottom

>>32102186
>Center of the EU
>Not having popular brews of the member countries available
This is why Brexit happened.

>>32102141
>I say "do you speaka my language?"
>and he'll just smile and give me a Vegemite sandwich.

>>32103364
can you hear, can you hear that thunder!?

>>32102141
say: Hello!

>>32110317

YOU BETTER RUN

YOU BETTER TAKE COV-ERRRR!

I fucking love that song, this is a good thread