>walk in >see this >wat do

See how much stuff I can pile on her.

tell her to get the fuck out my house before I drag her out to the curb

>>32101556
Commence rape, because I know she won't fuck me willingly.

>>32101556
Ask if that workbench came from Home Depot because it looks like the one I picked up for $45. An awesome deal considering the price of wood, even the cheap pine it's made from, and the time spent making it will always be more than $45.

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>>32101556
>those feet

what wouldn't I do?

>eggs

>>32101556
Fire three shots into her genital area as a warning shot.

Hollow out her body and use it as second bag to carry my new guns all the way home. I don't condone rape.

>>32101556
Wonder where I am and why its so messy

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>>32101556
Take just a moment to be mindful and dwell on my wonderful blessings.
I mean, prior to the ammo can sodomy.

>>32101556
take photograph?

>>32101556
> MP5k PDW with full retard lower
either she has good taste, or her bf is rich AF

>>32101600
well shit

>>32101613
She doesn't care about guns, no woman does unless they get her attention

>>32101556
Grab my bore snake and get cleaning.

>>32101556
Come inside, she won't mind

>>32101559
The only correct answer

>>32101556

>take mp5k
>360 out

also, nice church carpet, pfffff

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>>32101556
>she
Nice try OP, but I've seen this one before.

Squat

>>32101556

Let out a very rancid fart, steal some ammo and leave the room.

>>32101556
Force her to ear a bowl of eggs.

>>32101556
Change all your shit to a right handed set up

>>32101556
Throw the girl out of the house and rape the Tavor.

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>wake her up
>trade her clothes
>lie down
M-maybe you can try my /k/unt instead, Anon...

>>32101556
Looks like someone had a freedom overload.

>>32101556
"You don't have to tell me how you came to be lying unconscious on my floor, but you do need to eat this bowl of eggs".

>>32101749
At least. thank you.

Quality bread right here.

>>32101556
Take the biggest baddest gun and insert it in her vagina

>>32101556
Clean and set the rifles up in orderly fashion

>>32101613
That's "I only make $55,000 but I have an SOT" laying on the floor. Remember that king fudds get full autos for semi auto prices

Turn 360 degrees and run away

>>32101556
Wtf. Look at those knees. 0.001/10 would not take on as spotter.

>>32101556
All of the eggs.

>>32102001
>Only $55,000
Depending on age that's a lot of money.

Is she dead?

>>32102042

In New York 55K is barely enough for subsistence and living in a warm shelter with running water.

>>32101556
>>32101582
>>32101749
>>32102040
I am going crazy looking for these eggs, what the fuck

>>32101556
Wonder whose house this is as it certainly isn't mine.

https://www.instagram.com/leaspeed6/?hl=en

you're welcome

A bowl of eggs

>>32101571
$45 ?

that's a steal

>>32102068
It's a meme you dip

>>32102062
>In New York 55K is barely enough for subsistence and living in a warm shelter with running water.

So liberals make more, but spend it all just for a literal shit hole. Then they shit on republicans who make less, but spend next to nothing for a house with tons of land.

>>32101556
Try not to wake up, and try to push the boundaries of what I can do in my dream world

>>32102117
>Try not to wake up
Too late. Unless you're trained, realizing this will cause the dream to end.

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>>32102068

Here anon. I went and found this specifically for you.

>>32102116

Most of the jobs are in cities so many of us have no choice.

>>32102068
Found the newfag.

>>32102080
I've seen her in Rio Salado match vids

Tfw don't have gf more into guns than I am

sadpepe.jpg

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>>32101574
Agreed, would tickle and worship.

>>32101559
Yay! I'm not the only one that does this!!

>>32101556
Berate her for not keeping her weapons secured from Jamal.

>>32101556
Just fucking leave because I'm not a raperoni and I have no idea wear I would walk in on this.

>>32101556
Drag that skin walker out

>>32101556
>Chunky legs like a fat baby
>Blonde

Nothing to her. Probably take gats and ammo.

Rape

>>32102465
Must suck to be ugly.

>>32101556
>find large bag
>fill with guns & ammo
>write "thanks" and my initials on her arm
>take shit on floor
>leave

>>32102183
man you miss one thread and suddenly everyones an elitist.

>>32101556

Make a 360 and walk away

>>32102505
I don't get that either, and I've been here since 2005.

Needs culture I guess.

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>>32101556
what i do is contingent on whether or not
>she
has a feminine benis...

...and i hope
>she
has one for
>her
sake

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>>32101556
It's never cool to violate your sister or daughter

>>32102513
>Make a 360 and walk away

>Take nap with guns
>Wake up
>There's an outdated X-Box made out of bits of cardboard
>And a not from the weird guy next door about eggs

>>32101556
two in the chest, one in the stink

>>32101556
...right in the pussy.

Clean up that mess and get the guns back in the safe. Also call my carpet guy because I'm going to need a new one again.

>>32102530
She's cuter on the left.

>>32101567
Right on.

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One for the autists who can't deal with the new.
This girl is a 10

>>32101556
Check for life threats, make sure the airway is open and patent, check her breathing, assess circulation

>t. emt

>>32102505
>one thread

The bowl of eggs joke has been around for like 4 years.

>>32101556

>run in
>field strip all weapons
>check for damage
>CLP
>reassemble
>kick her out

>>32102128
>most of the jobs are in cities
>in 2016 year of technology
That's a good one

>>32101556
Look for an AK to steal.

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>>32102713

Agreed

Plastic bitches can fuck off

>>32101556
"Jesus christ, bitch, clean that shit up. This place is a fucking wreck."

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>>32101556

>>32101556
Clean this shit up. Guns and gear don't belong being thrown on the floor.

>>32101574
>>32102291
what are you talking about her feet are shit m8

>>32101571
>buying a premade work bench
>not making your own

Do you even?

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>>32101556
>Why the FUCK do you have UNCLEARED FUCKING WEAPONS in MY GODDAMN BARRACKS?

>>32101556
Fap on feet

>>32101556
Tactical buttsex

>>32102080
God bless

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>>32101567

>>32101632
Kek

>>32102780

This, AVPU, ABC, blood sweet sweep, PELCRN, buttsex.

Bring out a bowl of eggs.

>>32101556
put the girl on her side so she dosen't drown in her vomit, leave, maybe pick up a gun and look at it

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grab the hebrew hammer and RUN

Does she own a dog by chance

>>32103407
Kek

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>>32102713
Right? Fuck all thse duckface, make-up tutorial worshiping whores!

>>32102998
>Making a workbench without a workbench to start with
This isn't Minecraft, /v/irgin.

>take as many guns as I can, trying not to wake her
>sneak out

>>32102731
Wait, this all belongs to the girl?! This is her stuff? WTF, Metroid level plot twist!

>>32101559
>in her

Fixed you puffer

>>32101556
grab guns and run

>>32102800
uh yeah. Only power plants and some factories are in bumfuck nowhere. I work field service.. turns out all the shit is in the cities to fix, and thats how I earn my $$$$. We only have a few jobs in the middle of nowhere because all of our clients are in the cities.

>>32101556
Steal her guns.

>>32103774
>I work in one field, and therefore, my field is representative of a whole
G E T R E A L
E
T
R
E
A
L

>>32101556
>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to let me shoot all your guns.

>>32101656
To be quite honest, a 9/10 tranny with this much hardware is still easily gunnar be someone I'd fuck.

>>32101556

Huge goddamn crack on the right side of that bench. Super triggered

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Lock her in and see if she's a fighter or submissive.

If she's a fighter we're getting into nice hot life or death jam packed CQC action. Whoever wins keeps the guns.

>>32103581
yeah dude check out her insta, total fucking babe

>>32102080
>https://www.instagram.com/leaspeed6/?hl=en

>>32103581
It's not even that much.

>>32101656

So I got a good looking trap who I can operate with, than fuck his boipussy afterwards....it's like a win win all around.

>>32103893
Thank you. Happy Thanksgiving.

>>32101559
First post best post

>>32101556
grab as many of whoever's guns those are while shes asleep and make a run for it

maybe slap my flaccid dick on her face once for good measure

>>32101556
She's the least interesting thing in that room.

>>32104100

You by any chance a nigger, or just white trash?

>>32104107
This but I would probably do some selective groping.

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>>32101556

>>32101556
Get super hyped about all my new guns

>>32101556
Oh shit that dead hooker is still there ! Well, I 'll grab a shovel I think.

>>32103816
He's right though. There's an enormous lack of jobs in the boonies. That's a big part of why Trump won.

>>32101559
Better yet, make an ammo fort out of the ammo boxes so once she wakes up it all collapses on her.

>>32101559
Fpbp

>>32102999
>Getting knife-handed by a DI named Nygaard
I'd get my shit kicked

>>32101556
This:
>>32101559

Then call the cops and have her removed.

Take her pants off but leave her panties on and proceed to shove my face into her ass cheeks and sniff for as long as possible.

>>32102080
Ah, she's in it for the attention.

Color me unsurprised.

>>32102062

Which is why living in a coastal urban area in the current year is retarded.

There used to be some real benefits a few decades ago, but with all of the technology we have at our finger tips the only real positive a city has over the suburbs is the bar/nightclub scene.

With online banking, telecommuting, and amazon, I can get any service or good that a city dweller can get while living in a tool shed on the side of a mountain.

>>32104490
every woman into guns and cars is an attention whore.

>>32104610
> every woman is an attention whore
Ftfy

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>>32101556
Kick the woman out of the room so I can be alone with all that hardware.

>>32104781
I'm not funny about feet, but why is it that everyone who manages to get their toes into a picture always has weird club toes?

>>32101556

ask myself how i ended up in someone's house filled with shit that exists only so they can post it on instagram

>>32101556
grab the tavor and mp5, smack thay bitch and gtfo

>>32101556
Stand my ground and shoot her.

I didn't let her in my house, and she has weapons within reach.

>>32103175
Top lel

t. Corpsman

>>32101556

What the fuck did she do with my guns

>>32101588
IF YOU HOLLOW HER OUT WITH YOUR PENIS IT DOESN'T COUNT AS RAPE: oh caps, soz, too lazy to retype.
>>32101556
tie, gag, rape, steal guns: kidnap her to be sexslave.

>>32101556
Throw everything in the room in my car and take it home

>>32101633
*cum

Fixed it