Can we get a /k/ humor thread going?
>>32088800
off by flak-88
>>32088800
That image is wrong about the hi power. Everything else is right.
>>32088800
at least the handgun one puts all of them down. Where that rifle one was cringe tier because the nugget was somehow the best ever gun in the world.
>>32088800
I always think it's funny that the picture for HK USP is actually a P2000
>>32089737
That was the joke, anon.
Any of you cunts have any more like this?
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>>32090433
>>32088800
No nagant revolver!
>>32088800
I feel like Alex from tfb tv wrote this.... it's giving me that real "I'm a rich asshole and everyone else should know that" vibe.
Muh Dick grips
>>32088800
Holy crap. I can't believe someone saved my OC. Jesus. I deleted it from my PC because I cringed every time I saw it.
>>32089710
Yeah, I was basically just grasping at straws. I had run out of things to say by that point. I actually quite like the Hi Power.
>>32091769
Why the fuck did you make that OC? Do you not like any pistol?
>>32090655
>meal team 6
that whole thread was great
>>32088800
>p226
>sexually attracted to boat anchors
I even have the Meme/k/ 25.
>no different
jesus christ, have you ever picked one up?
>supreme gentlemen
m'pistol
>>32090469
Kek
>>32088800
My friend made this. Lets have some fun with it.
This one always gets a giggle
>>32097316
I made this.
>>32097316
I'm still working on it maybe a different background
>>32097500
Forgot to post pic
>>32097512
It works you just have to make it black and white.
>>32088800
Joke's on them I got an English degree.
>>32089710
I own a hi point carbine and never had any problems with it personally. It's pretty reliable it seems, never owned a pistol though but if it's made like the carbine they're solid for their price.
>>32094362
Some guy posted the rifle version on some random thread. I was bored and decided to make a pistol version. A couple of other anons contributed with pistol suggestions and quotes. It's really weird looking at the reverse image search and seeing the thing reposted on tumblr and twitter and imgur.
>>32097316
>>32097316
Another one
>>32097542
Too tired maybe tomorrow
>>32097316
I'm gonna stick with assassinations for now
>>32097316
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>>32097677
>>32097676
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>>32097433
>>32097512
How the fuck is this funny?
>>32097717
How could you not like this man?
>>32097316
>>32097316
I changed my mind I'm gonna dick around with everything now
>>32097764
>>32097717
>>32097316
You gave me so much shit to do tonight
>>32097823
kekke
Keep the hood safe, H!
>>32097316
Fuck man I want to stop making these but I can't
>>32098052
I just made this, i love this guy whoever he is.
>>32098105
I'm guessing the image?
>>32098114
Yea. Thank you paint.net.
>>32098123
What is Paint.net
>>32098139
nvm
>>32098123
Can't shrink it any smaller
'bubba what if we get a really small bullet'
"yeah and?"
'so that we can shoot them more times'
"good idea"
Why is this so funny?!
>>32098268
Pretty funny senpai great job
Find Black Ocelot
>>32098105
>>32098052
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>>32097677
>>32097676
>>32097646
>>32097635
>>32097512
>>32097433
>>32097316
literally ruined a humor thread with the least funny meme i've ever seen. also your ms paint skills are 2/10
>>32098296
>>32097676
Damn, Jackie had a nice ass.
>>32090506
Is that a mak?
>>32089820
lol its funny because that 1911 in Terminator 2 is a 9mm
>>32098477
Oops wrong pic
>>32098492
No that's the right pic. I kek'd
>>32098492
An interesting one, none the less.
>>32098535
>>32098549
Well good thing we're all anon here, because my friends don't know about all the weird shit on my computer.
tbqh favorite one i have
dumping screenshots from /k/
btw did the copy of the trip i'm copying leave yet, or is he still shitposting?
>>32098805
>>32098492
Isn't it bad to rechamber rounds?
>>32098815
>>32098381
That's not humor.
That's a way of life.
>>32098832
>>32098845
>>32098840
Oh fugg. Wrong one.
>>32098337
I kinda wanna know what that site is.
>>32098845
>>32098832
>>32098815
>>32098805
Ahh man I fucking love that guy. I always miss his threads
>>32098869
>>32098268'
>why is this so funny?
It's a woman attempting to vote.
>>32098869
i know he was gone for years then came for one night a couple months ago and left again
/k/ incarnate, or so we'd hope
guess i'll post shitty memes now
>>32098948
not a meme but pretty good fap material
>>32098962
>>32098962
Post yourself hanging from a noose, faggot
>>32098974
this always makes me laugh
>>32098979
i'll stick my glock in ur cock first
also if you haven't fapped to moogs at least once ur gay
>>32098985
some shit meme from /pol/ on election day
>>32099003
Fite me you attention seeking gaylord
>>32099023
where do you live nigger
>>32099034
get a trip or eat shit faggot
>>32099033
Minnesota, I'll stomp you so bad the somalians won't even want you
>>32099064
i live in WA
you sure about that?
>>32099033
Florida
>>32099070
epic *brofist*
quick oc, tried to post it once but janitors are fags
>>32099094
12 get
>>32099033
I live in Wisconsin and even I want to kick your ass. You've been shitting up my board for fucking days. Eat shit.
>>32089820
>yfw its a Star Model B
>>32099094
85 is objectively the best combination.
No, but your mom spanked me once, so do walruses count?
>>32088800
I chuckled at 'czechnology'
>>32099094
Rollin
>>32088800
I'm now realizing I never saved the rifle version of this.
>>32099094
rollin around at the speed of sound
>>32098962
>>32099094
rolleo
>>32099094
>>32088800
why is the obrez eeeeeeeee?
>>32099393
Bilateral tinnitus.
>>32099094
Rolling
>>32099407
Is the gun that loud and autistic it gives you tinnitus?
>>32099423
Yes. It's a gun chambered in 7.62x 54r with no muzzle device and a >10 inch barrel.
>>32099133
i haven't posted with this name until today
>>32099202
shit i'm roasted
yes i do find that funny but i don't shoot before telling them to put on ear protection
>>32099449
Thanks for coming here and showing how great of a community this is by counter-example.
>>32095643
kek
>>32097316
>>32098381
>humor
>The /k/ube
Don't you DARE make fun of the holy /k/ube.
>>32099133
I think Hunter 3-1 Actual is like /k/'s version of Juba. There are a lot of him.
>>32099094
roll
>>32099094
roller steaks
>>32099094
I'll do this
>>32098356
got this one backwards, bruv. Polan cannot into plane
>>32099094
Deus vult
>>32098937
I was in that thread. This cap doesn't do it justice. Koko was fucking amazing and regaled us with many stories. Including how he CC'ed a Krinkov because fuck eastern yuropoors.
I'm seriously jealous of that amazing man.
>>32099094
Rolling. Please give me an Obrez and nugget. 85 GET!
>>32099155
Checked. This nigga knows what's up.
>>32099438
><10"
FTFY
Fucking retard.
>>32099670
I just find it funny that some chucklefuck actually made the pilgrimage.
>>32097373
Excellent!
A /k/lassic.
>>32100482
>82
>Obrez and full fun AKM
Eh, could have done worst.
>>32100494
>implying it isn't the sacred duty of every /k/ommando to make the pilgrimage.
Git out you fucking cuck.
>>32099094
lets go gents
>>32098337
Didn't these end up in an evidence locker?
>>32099094
rolled
I have some ancient stuff that's been sitting untouched.
>>32100873
I'm trying to think of a reason to break down a Glock while pointing it at your leg, and I'm drawing a blank. Can anyone help me be a little more retarded?
>>32099094
>>32099895
DEUS VULT
>>32099478
no problem dad
>>32100873
Trying to take down a loaded gun. Hahhhaa
>>32090659
Cannot unsee
>>32099094
for the emperor
>>32101030
And pointing it at yourself while doing so
>>32090438
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>>32098962
Who's this?
>>32097787
Jesus fuck how much does that weigh?!
>>32100976
Fucking idiot didn't clear the chamber.
Dumbass was probably sitting down, pulled the trigger to take the slide off, and blew a fucking hole through is leg with a Hydra-Shok.
Which on that note, Hydra-Shoks are a terrible round for Carry. I don't want to blow holes THROUGH people.
This board has the worst """humor""", cringy /r/4chan le ebin funny xDDD screenshots all the time
>>32099094
Roll
>>32099094
85 get
>>32099094
Rollin>>32099099
>>32097373
hehe I lost it, blew beer back into my face.
>>32101268
There's the door, feel free to show yourself out.
>>32099094
>>32099094
Rolling
>>32100873
Stupid baby with underdeveloped femur
>>32098341
first thing I noticed, too
>>32099094
Poasting in a bread.
>>32099094
>>32101178
Mugi-chan. Some attention seeking /cgl/ chick who posted on here a year or two ago seeking advice for a good weapon for self defense because "cosplayers were being murdered." People recommended a Makarov and told her to fuck off. She came back with a youtube video shooting the makarov she got. All the virgins here lost their shit.
Also, she knows Flandre or something? I don't fucking know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9qhmidCiEE
>>32088800
Where's the sword (or general melee) version of this chart?
>>32098798
>filename
kek
>>32102146
Non-existent as of yet.
You're more than welcome to try your hand at it if you want.
>>32088800
>Sig Sauer
>boat anchor stickers
w-what?
>>32102129
>She
>>32099094
Rollin
>>32100873
There are three rules, just three
How hard is it for people to follow them? How do these people drive every day with no problems but can't operate something that is statistically less than half as deadly?
>>32098339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ln2I816VR4
i cant wait for Zone of the Poles II: The 2nd Tractor
>>32088800
is the cz 75b not good? my friend is trying to sell me one for $400. should i do it?
>>32099094
Roll muthafuka
>>32102278
The CZ-75B is fine.
>>32100482
>implying an obrez can't have a >10 inch barrel
Fucking retard.
>>32100976
Part of disassembling a Glock includes pulling the trigger. He obviously just didn't clear it and then tries to say it was "defective internally".
>>32099094
shiggles roll
>>32099094
ACHTUNG! ROLLEREIN!
>>32099094
gimme goodies
>>32099094
Hillary voters?
>>32101182
5.56kg
>>32099094
Rollan
>>32090655
that was such a good thread
>>32102705
AK pistol and Aug. Aw yiss
>>32099094
Rawhide!
>>32089737
It's a meme ya dip.
>>32099094
Rollin
>>32097316
>>32097316
more
>>32097316
and more
>>32097316
last one
>>32099094
Rollerino
>>32097787
imagined trying to change mags, kek'd
>>32101725
>>32098477
We're never getting our Elsa vs The World 3-part war epic are we
Fucking Disney
>>32099094
Rolley polley
>>32101231
>>32102304
No, I know it involves pulling the trigger, I'm just trying to picture a way of holding it during the breakdown process that points it at his leg, and why anyone would ever do that.
I hear these happen all the time, and I can't figure out why they're pulling the trigger while pointing it at themselves. Am I not autistic enough to figure this out?
>>32088800
>mfw my belgian hi power sits between my hi point and norinco military tokarev
>>32099094
roll
>>32102129
Her and Flandre have a kid.
>>32103298
When you pull the slide back slightly, it's usually facing down.
He probably wasn't paying attention to where his legs were.
>>32097677
you can see the yellow ones penis
>>32097433
good stuff anon
>>32099094
rollin'
>>32103433
That actually does make sense
>>32099094
ROLLAN
>>32099094
Rollin
>>32099094
GO GO GO
>>32101141
Probably fake, but situationally funny lol
>>32099094
rollin 4 jezus
>>32103718
Still working hahahaha
>>32102250
sorry to burst your bubble, but guys can't get pregnant
>>32102129
yeah she knows flandre she's pregnant because of him
>>32102129
>medical mask
Why the fuck would you obsess over a low genetic sick person?
>>32102278
it's a very good gun, actually pretty much all of those are good guns. when you're buying a gun used (or pretty much anything) make sure to check to see if anything is wrong, like the action feels smooth and looking in the barrel with a flashlight
>>32099094
rollllllllll
>>32099094
rollun for nuggets
>>32103995
woooooo
>>32099094
Rollin!
>>32099094
rollium
>>32099094
rolly polly
>>32104005
g e t a t r i p i f y o u w a n t t o b e
s p e c i a l
>>32099094
Rollio
>>32104005
haha you faggot
>>32098937
I'm potato, what exactly did do with the Czechs? Did he buy the T60 from them?
>>32099094
Roooooll
>>32098531
HAH! Fuckin' AK RAINBOW, BITCHES!
>>32099094
Rollin'.
>>32103718
>>32103804
Pic fucking related, that's gold!
>>32103995
Filthy Frank is boss.
Can anyone post the "be a feel among feels" rhodie meme?
>>32103995
>95
>nugget with a backup nugget
Noice
>>32099847
Polan borrows fat ameircan plane. And fat american tank. And fat american special forces.
>>32099094
>>32100494
Two people, probably. He didn't take that photo himself...
>>32099094
Rollan
>>32099094
>>32104336
Ideally, as much as I love .45 ACP and the M1911 design, I'd have liked to have gotten 12 (Glock 17 and AKM) although 19 (Glock 17 and Ruger 10/22 w/ 25rnd mags) would probably the best overall for a zombie scenario. Then again, that said, I can at least hunt stuff like deer and possibly even moose with 7.62x39. I trust that though it says 'full retard AKM', it's still select fire like typical AKMs. Steyr AUG w/ 42rnd mags sounds pretty badass though, and .223 is lighter than 7.62x39, but I'd trust the 7.62 more if I were to hunt something big.
Shotguns have a lot of uses, but I just don't like them very much, and I've never handled a Sig pistol before so it's not ideal.
>>32099094
performing a tactical roll
>>32104374
>Viking invasion likely from within first Millenium AD.
>Shows man in late Medieval or Renaissance era armour.
>>32099094
help
>>32090655
>Asperger's
You mean Asburgers
>>32103392
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>32104444
must....not...take...the bait...
>>32104444
UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
>>32099094
Bloop
>>32104301
>Patriot and P90
That's kinda cool, but what else can I get?
>>32104607
Patriot and a grenade launcher? Fuck yisssss.
>>32104444
You mean ASSS BURGERS??
>>32104607
Holy shit I just realized how fucked up those headlines are.
>>32104005
I'm the real one I'm the girliest /k/ock sucker
>>32104642
>Dec 2012
The one about 20 kids and the suspect's mum is Sandy Hook. I hear there are actually no death certificates about Sandy Hook.
>>32104730
Yeah, I knew it was Sandy Hook. I'm not buying the Sandy Hoax meme, though.
>>32099094
Roll
>>32088800
Fun fact: Malik's first name is A'bongo
>A'bongo Malik Obama
>>32104704
Lost it at POONNNGGGG. I'm fucking dying.
>>32099094
Le roll
>>32099094
Roll baby roll
>>32099094
rolly polly
>>32099094
Roll
>>32099094
rollerino
>>32099094
Let's see.
>>32100532
Fucking kek
>>32099094
>tfw no dragon dildo.
>>32090550
didn't he used to shitpost on /k/?
>>32105228
>that image
What the ever loving fuck
When will that witch die already?
>>32099094
roll
>>32099094
tfw rollin
>>32102241
>w-what?
They started branding the P226 as a the Mk.25 or something a couple of years ago to cash in on the SEAL connection. That includes the anchor.
>>32099094
Rollin 2 fast
>>32100532
happy Thanksgiving
>>32099094
hook it up
>>32106235
Isn't big bird's voice actor dead too? Or was this made to "commemorate" that?
>>32104635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jkBOU9etRA
>>32100532
>>32099094
Hmmm
>>32099094
check
>>32099094
roll me a good one plz
>>32106244
don't overthink it elroy
>>32106836
But what if overthinking means that there's some inner meaning her which could be found with more thinking?
What is overthinking in the end?
>>32097676
T-H-I-C-C
>>32099094
Rolling down the river
>>32098304
>tri Laser
>no stock
you deserve a (you)
>>32099094
Roll hard
>>32099094
rollan 4 jebus
>>32099094
Mosin/deagle combo, fuck my shit up senpai
>>32107459
Deagle and Ruger 10/22. Shit pistol, but hey, for zomzoms, 10/22 isn't too bad! SUPER light ammo, 25 round capacity is nice, negligible recoil, relatively reliable, certainly accurate enough for some brain-plinking within reasonable distances for a slow-shambling walker. Parts are common, you can customize the shit out of it if you can get yourself to a gunstore that hasn't burned down, but even if it's been looted there's bound to be some 10/22 stuff there. Hell, the Ruger 10/22 probably weighs as much as the .50AutismExreme Deagle, so just ditch the Deagle that you'll be able to find little-to-no ammo for, and rock the 10/22!
>>32090502
one day I hope to be able to shit post in real life as well as the aussies
>>32098296
hey asshat that took him over 8,000 hours in paint so show him some respect
>>32098771
kek
>>32099094
oh boy i have been waiting for this moment