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My favorite handgun is the Glock. The slogan of Glock is perfection because they are perfect. The definition of perfect is "having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be." Glocks are perfect.
The Glock 17 was the first Glock because it holds 17 bullets in the magazine. Gaston Glock is the inventor of Glock. Gaston Glock made curtain rods but wanted a gun. Gaston Glock made Glock knives but they were not good at first. With better heat treating they became good but not that good. They are good for the money like a Glock which is perfect.
In 1983 Glock invented the shovel. In 1988 Glock invented the Glock 19 which is named 2 more than the Glock 17 but is 2 less. The movie Die Hard was invented in 1988. Bruce Willis thinks that Glocks are made out of pottery lol.
The Glock can be buried in mud for up to forever and it will still function.
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>>32086115
>The Glock 17 was the first Glock because it holds 17 bullets in the magazine
Wrong. Glock 17 was named the 17 because it was the first Glock made. Notice how the newest designed glocks have later model numbers than the oldest model ones.
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>>32086492
The Glock rifling is also polygonal rifling because the barrel is not round. It is polygonal like in an old video game on an playstation 1. This saves money in production because it is an older technology.
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>>32086522
Wrong.
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>>32086575
The Glock was the first polymer gun. Etymologically speaking, poly means many while mer means combining so polymer means there's a lot of plastic linked together to form the frame and magazines.
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>>32086115
>>32086492
Idiots. It was 17 for being his 17th patent.
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>>32086492
>>32086575
>>32086602
Why would you bite that and not sage?
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>>32086601
>first polymer gun
No
Remington Nylon 66 and H&K VP70 both pre-date it.
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>>32086642
Sometime in the next few days, we will discuss my favorite type of trigger. It's going to be huge.
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>>32086115
>Holy Shit. People are buying this bait
>Is this next level baiting? Bait so bad people don't know it's bait?
>>In 1983 Glock invented the shovel.
>...
wow.
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>>32086115
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Glock thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Glock guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking glock.. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Glockfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
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>>32086115
>gaston glock was almost killed in his home by an old man assassin with a hammer of business money
>he dates a woman 40 years younger than hi, shamelessly
these alone make him one of my favorite inventors
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>>32086673
It's the best trigger, believe me. I've talked with generals, so many generals, and they all agree with me. I have the best ideas for triggers. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.
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>>32086674
>pic related
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>>32086693
Made my night, fucking kek
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