Things your guns say when you open the safe

>>32084780
>Safe

Ha. They're tactically placed throughout my house.

>>32084821
You have safes tactically planted around your house? Do you live in a cartoon?

>>32084825
No I don't use safes. Why would I?

>>32084780
>Are we going shooting, taking pictures, or just getting finger-fucked while you watch a movie?

>>32084780
I always have a "damn if feels good to be a gangster" moments when I see it.

>At last I'm freee! It's time to conquer Earth!

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>>32085330

TRIGGERED

>>32084780
>implying i own enough guns to warrant buying a safe over ammo or acessories
>implying theyre not sitting around my apartment, amber, in strategic "fight my way to the AK" positions

>>32084780
Which is it school today?

>>32084821
Hows that unnecessary paranoia going for you pussy?

>>32087489

What did he mean by this?

>>32085256
Except you aren't a gangster, you're a white trash faggot

>AAAAAAAAAAAH MOTHERLAND
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWW
My nugget and my levergun would probably be all kinds of goofy.

>>32084780
>P-Please, let me go I won't tell I w-wont t-t-t-tell

>>32084842
You know why.

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>Tantal
POLSKA STRONK

>Mosin
You mean Soviet Satellite stronk

>Tantal
[Triggered]

>>32084780

glub glub glub

>>32084780
Nothing

They're inanimate objects incapable of language

I think you need to seek professional help.

Go to a Psychologist, not a Psychiatrist. You're going to need drugs.

>>32084780

Oh fuck, I'm falling!
Stop pushing me, damnit!
Falling! Ahhhhh!

...I need another safe.

>>32088187
Other way around, silly.
It's Psychiatrists who can prescribe medication.

>>32088035
Your mom's pussy is kinda tangy. But that's OK, I think it's giving me vitamin C.

It was a little red tho. Tell Jamal too take it easy.

>>32088096
Someone make this a cartoon.

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>It's about time you opened it you greasy fucking nerd

>>32084842
Fires and niggers

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>>32084780
>Where's the 7.35x51 you said you were getting, huh? Am I gonna have to teach your guido ass a lesson?

t. Carcano spaghetti blaster. It's hard to justify fucking around with it when I could get almost 20 Nugget boolits for the price of one new spaghetti bullet, not to mention the fact that it's an heirloom.

>mfw running out of excuses for not having ammo

>>32084780
Ar15: are the crackheads breaking in yet?
Ak47: Silly amerikat rifle I will put dem down for good
Sten MkII: Hey kid, thanks for putting me back together, you wanna go kill some fascists?

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>>32088248
Someone already did...
>mfw we scared Guard off forever

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>>32088248
>>32090244

Here it is, btw

>>32090244
why? What happened to him?

>BARK BARK BARK BARK

>>32090285
Our collective autism scared hum away.

>>32084825

Yes.

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>>32090054

Back to /pol/ with you!

Ruger has been a right cunt since I let Mikhail move in, so I usually get the silent treatment and the Soviet National Anthem until I point at the American flag behind me.

>>32090244
>>32090285
>>32090541
Pffft, nah. He still lurks and draws for us in /wfg/. Thanks for the free drawfag.

>Since when does this faggot own a safe?
>Why aren't we allowed to sleep in the bed anymore?

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>>32090654
>saying nigger is a /pol/ exclusive thing

>>32084780
>open safe
The radoms, zastavas, and the vepr are all yelling at eachother in various Slav languages
Winchester and Remington are yelling at eachother in an endless feud
AR is yelling at everyone
Sig handun is crying in the corner