/k/ Patch Thread

autism identification patches?

Does anyone have the image of upcoming patches that Skinwalker is going to be doing?

I want to get him the High Res images of the ones I made for him so that he has them for the patch people because I know that they like high res images.

>>32084658
im looking for some Atlas Shrugged patches, would love a Danneskjold Repossessions patch

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>>32084665

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>>32084658
MAKE MAKE MAKE YOUR OWN PATCHES

https://youtu.be/MzSGLbw_oHc

>>32084811
I really like the creativity in these patches. How long do they last.

>>32084853
until the next thread starts up

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>>32084861

FYI,

Patch Dynamics and Just the base are having image issues on my end, not sure if it's chrome, the CSS being fucked, or just the images not wanting to show up.

>>32084853
From my experience, about a month. Maybe two if you don't take it off of what it's on all that often.

>>32084811
Why would I? This is america, I'll just pay some underpaid nigger to do it for me. Thats why these threads exist.

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>>32084918
works for me

>>32084853
You're ink from a piece of paper to a shitty piece of cloth. It's garbage. Not only does it not look good, it won't last long and it's not even a decent collectible item.

>>32084873
When will the /pol/ patches be restocked?

>>32084853
They are not meant to last forever. I have one I've left outside for the last 6 weeks now. It's not faded, cracked, or worn as of yet. It sits in the full elements. As much as the anons will claim this is just paper, that's not the case. The dry toner has been sucked into the mod podge and has dried as a flexible vinyl or rubberized material. In another 6 weeks I will bring the patch in, wipe and off and we'll see how it looks after three months in the northeast fall/winter.

>>32084901
They will last longer than that.

>>32084923
I don't know how long they will last if they go through a washing machine. So far the one outside in the elements is holding up just fine. It's a velcro back, so there's no issue with taking off or putting it on. But, velco, just being hook and loop, does wear out after a few thousand attaches and detaches.

so when can I buy one of the Right Wing Death squad patches?

>>32084966
>collectible item.
They're not made to be collectable. They are made to be used, abused, and replaced.

>>32084941
The patches these kids here are selling are coming from China.

>>32084997
And you manage to make a shittier product

>>32084997
>Used, abuse, and replaced

Alright, and the patches I've been buying are made to be used, abused and not replaced. Chink shit is better quality than the garbage you've been shilling. Let that sink into your head.

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>>32084957
If you say so.

>>32085013
You've never touched the product I've made, so your words are just an unqualified statement of someone who knows nothing of what they speak. I'm not making patches for the collector. I'm making patches, or showing you how to DIY, for people who are going to use them and not hang them on a wall or stuff them in a binder.

It's outstanding how much my post angers you and it's one of the reasons I keep posting the DIY instructional.

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posting my collection, missing two Sako ones because they're on my pack, new patches came in today from Cracker Patch

>>32085018
>used, abused and not replaced
Nothing lasts forever.

Can someone take the fall for us and copyright claim his video?

It's really easy
Just claim you made it as a webm on 4chan and he stole it, uploaded it, and added his intro

>>32085061
jesus the Bonneville flats should take lessons from you.

>>32085089
shitposting is shitposting, even if you agree with it, faggot

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>>32085046
>nothing lasts forever

I prefer spending 6 dollars for a chink shit patch that potentially lasts 40 years instead of a Styrofoam laser printer one that lasts 6 weeks. Pic related, a patch that is older than I am.

>>32084689
I have the newest one here >>32073227

>>32085061
>It's really easy
Oh, that's so cute of you to think like that. You must be really angry and jelly. People have tried it before and the claims go no where. I have the full, making of video and some other things on my channel but unlisted. There's a reason my videos don't get taken down. Also, making a false DMCA claim is done so under the penalty of perjury (which is a felony). For fun, I can punch back, really hard and get DA here to take up the case or maybe even the U.S. attorney. These kinds of cases are slam dunks.

You know convicted felons are nogunz for ever and pretty much has a really hard time finding a job. Oh, and I've screen capped your threats here as yet another way to dismiss the claim asap.

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>>32085142
stop responding to him
he's just trying to derail the threads because he doesn't like them

pic related is literally johnny

>>32085142
You really expect to have a patch last 40 years? And you're going to keep them for 40 years?

>>32085163
>Oh, that's so cute of you to think like that. You must be really angry and jelly

LEL XD U MAD

FTFY

>People have tried it before and the claims go no where.

doubt it
youtube pulls videos and it takes weeks to appeal it IF they care to do so

>>32085163
>For fun, I can punch back, really hard and get DA here to take up the case or maybe even the U.S. attorney.

no you can't
they'll laugh at you really really hard

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Hmmm... what are your thoughts on this patch again?

>>32085190
Nice try, /fa/

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Thanks Crimson, but WHY THE FUCK IS THE BUTTERFLY PATCH MISSING WAR?

Only kidding. It makes it unique.

>>32085241
>We'll never know where they went to

>>32085178
>youtube pulls videos and it takes weeks to appeal it IF they care to do so
You don't have access to the content ID system, so your statement is 100% false.

>>32085182
Are you willing to gamble with felony charges? Then, because I have the money to do it, I will go after you in civil court where I only need to win by a preponderance of the evidence. When I get a judgement against you, I will execute the judgement via a levy. That's where the sheriff comes and sells you shit to pay the judgement. The best part of a levy, is if you have a dog, I can levy the dog - meaning I get you pooch, which would promptly be euthanized.

If you think I'm kidding with you kiddo, try me.

DAs don't laugh at felony charges. They love them. Assuming you can afford a lawyer, or your parents will pay for one, it would costs thousands to defend against this charge. Oh, and at least in this state, the offense gravity score for perjury mandates a jail term in the punishment.

This could be a lot of fun for you.

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>This nigga is literally autistic

>>32085269
>he took that much time to respond

The baiter has taken the bait

Gonna make a big flag patch.
Give me your best designs /k/.
I'll pull the best.

>>32085162
huh.. maybe it was crimson that's doing mine I don't recognize any of those, IIRc it came out of one of the patch design contests.

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>>32085269

>>32085269
>meaning I get you pooch, which would promptly be euthanized.


...Dude.... I was on your side but now you've taken things a step too far.

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Just received mine, figured it should be mounted

>>32085310
I got one. Just need to find it.

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>>32085310
I have a few that'd be pretty neat as flags.

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>this concentrated autism

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Stop replying to Johnny
He's actually retarded, so I can't say he's pretending to be

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>>32085358

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>>32085347

Oscar is ready to move out

>>32085359
nice blog post

>>32085373
whered you get the stickers

>>32085241
"And so we went to butterfly"

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>>32085375
This one could be a bit complex for a patch.

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>>32085400
AKFiles, there's a couple patch and sticker dudes there

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Can we go back to being comfy and discussing patches

>>32085342
That's how life works. You can't levy on a cat or domestic livestock (FYI). People often think they can screw others or pull stunts and it won't come back to them. That doesn't sit well with me. Plus, when you get the dog, they will do whatever they have to do to come up with the money.

I did an eviction and levy for a friend, the woman thought she was going to get away without paying the back rent judgement. She had two little pure showdogs. I reached out to a breeder who said they were worth $1000 each, great. At the levy, I tell her she has a $300 exemption of goods she can claim. I ask does she have any heirloom jewelry she wants to exempt from the levy, she does. I told the landlord not to challenge the exemption - he didn't. We start the levy and the first things I start the bidding on were the dogs. She starts screaming that I can't take her dog. I'm like the hell I can't, they are licensed and they are property. I can levy them. The landlord ended up with the dogs. He said you have 24 hours to pay the judgement in full and I'll return the dogs. You don't pay, they get put down. That's 100% legal. She paid up, in cash within the hour. $4800 in cash. Yeah, I'm a dick, but it was legal.

>>32085387
Thanks, I like your new patch designs.

>>32085429
nice blog post

>>32085428
build that from a parts kit yourself?

>>32085376
cute, reminds me of my dad's cat>>32085417
keep postin, i'm watchin

>>32085429
killing a person's dog is the silliest way to commit suicide famalampai

>>32085440
thanks
about to put up 4 new ones, but I'm trying ot transfer shit over to my new phone so I'm being slow about it

>wtf, this patch thread

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>>32085417
Also another one possible a bit too complex for a patch.

>>32085452
Solid copy. I've got a couple more I think.

Had to open this up and resave it because 4chan thought it had an embedded file.

>>32085457
Doing a levy is the fastest way to get the judgement settled. Usually the people who have the judgement have nothing to take, but you also have 5 years to execute the order so there's a chance they might get some shit in the future - and you take that.

The only thing faster is to levy a woman's wedding ring. They will pay as soon and you inventory that thing. Nothing says fuck you like taking the ring off a woman's finger and selling to pay the judgement. But, when people want to play games, you have to know the game and playback to win and win so hard that they never, ever, try and pull a dick move like that again. And they tell all their friends what happened.

>>32085417

>When you see the NCR bear you realise a Brahmin got fugged by a Yao Gai

>>32085490
you must live in a really nice town

where I'm from, you end up in a ditch with your fingers cut off for fucking with people

and if you fucking with indians, you get scalped

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>>32085473
only other flag one I have, but I think this one is already in pre-production somwewhere.

>>32085471
It's a strange place.

>>32085511
I'll tell you this, and it hold turn across the U.S. If you attack a LEO (Me) who is executing a court order, you get a fast lesson in the force continuum (I like OC, my partner goes taser first) and you get charged with Aggravated Assault on a law enforcement officer. Then you'll spend at a minimum 36 months in a maximum security state prison (agg assault on a leo always get maximum security), not a county lock up with weekend DUI offenders. This is a place where bad things happen to people. You know what bad things I mean.

So, tell me again about that ditch?

>>32085471
At one time it was, but, some anons didn't like a DIY video and then turned it into something else.

>>32085566
>I'll tell you this, and it hold turn across the U.S. If you attack a LEO (Me) who is executing a court order

after the fact is not during
your conjecture is fun though

>you get a fast lesson in the force continuum (I like OC, my partner goes taser first) and you get charged with Aggravated Assault on a law enforcement officer

You're face down in a ditch with no fingers after you came home from getting groceries

>Then you'll spend at a minimum 36 months in a maximum security state prison

Assuming you get caught, which rarely happens for such cases here

>So, tell me again about that ditch?

People die here for less
I'm glad your town is so fine and dandy

.....Can we get a mulligan on this thread? I kinda feel like it's been spoiled by all the salt being thrown around.

anywhere to get swastika patches?

>>32085583
stop replying to retard boy

>>32085583
>You're face down in a ditch with no fingers after you came home from getting groceries
People who make those threats rarely act on them, because threats like that are enough to make an arrest on (terroristic threats).

>Assuming you get caught, which rarely happens for such cases here

That's right, law enforcement never investigates and pursues attacks on law enforcement. This is just the thing they love to use the bearcat for, it's all about showing force and sending a message. That's why the childish thoughts you're spewing just don't happen. Well, there's still a few biker gangs who have no problem going after LE and judges, but, you're not one of them.

I really just want patch threads to die for a little bit. The quality has gone to shit and the threads have moved from interesting threads with neat designs and ideas, to shitposting generals.

>>32085610
Almost any gun show. You can prolly triple up and get a 16lb bag of jerky and some whittling wood.

>>32085623
Oh no it's fun

I enjoy pointing out how his grand fantasies of how the world works like he thinks it should are patently false

He'd prefer anons believe everything works as he feels it should
It's pretty obvious he's grown up a pretty little sheltered pipeline child, because he's never had to face the realities of the world

I mean, how sad and boring can your life be that you garner enjoyment from posting on 4chan about things you don't like?

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G-Guys stop fighting..

>>32085632
>I really just want patch threads to die for a little bit.

A lot of people do. If more of us took to IRC we could get the mods to can these thread under the advertising rule, which they clearly violate. If they want to sell patch, just buy an ad for $20. These patch posts have become toxic or a cancer. They are more an /fa/ topic that weapons.

>>32085626
>People who make those threats rarely act on them

I'm not threatening anyone, retard
The people who ended up in ditches being beaten to fuck go to show your delusional fantasies hold no weight

>aw enforcement never investigates and pursues attacks on law enforcement.

no evidence and no witnesses means no arrests and no convictions

Keep playing recliner lawyer though

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>>32085632
It's really just this Johnny kid and the some people who keep asking about the same patches or how to get into patch making. I wish it was more varied

>and johnny got banned

>>32085645
put your trip back on Johnny

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Ayy patch thread I wonder what's...oh.

>>32085635
>I enjoy pointing out how his grand fantasies of how the world works like he thinks it should are patently false

You know I'm a fully sworn LEO? Don't you? I have intimate knowledge of what I'm talking about. Do you think I've never had anyone try and run when serving an arrest warrant? Do you think I've never had anyone try and put up a fight to resist arrest? I'm telling you exactly what happens during a levy and what power I have to satisfy that lawfully issued court judgement. I'm telling you exactly what power I have I repel an attack or any resistance to an arrest.

This is exactly how the world works. I wouldn't expect a NEET to get that.

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>>32084665

>>32085680
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HE DID TAKE OFF HIS TRIP TO MAKE THAT POST

holy shit it just gets better

>>32085680
Sure ya are bud

>>32085684
>I have autism

Appropriate patch right now.

>>32085680
>You know I'm a fully sworn LEO?

Pics of your badge and department or it didn't happen

>>32085651
>no evidence
Oh boy. He's never heard of Locard's principle. There are a lot people rotting in cell who though they could pull off the perfect crime and no one would ever know and there wouldn't be evidence. NEET? Oh boy..... Stick to patches.

plz stop, what is happening to muh patch thread?

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>>32085684

I remember this being tossed around a while ago.

>>32085699
talking to other people through the use of "he" will gain you no favors here

you live in fantasy land where every crime has an end

Get used to real life where if you fuck up, you get your shit stomped and no one is coming to help you

But I wouldn't expect someone who gets so frustrated over people doing things he doesn't like to understand that the world is a different place than he views it

>>32085699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNYf894ZM8U

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>>32085695
Oh, it happened. Right here. This is how it happened. Just like this. Boom. It happened.

>>32085688
You're a bit new here, aren't you?

>>32085759
That's outstanding. I would have ironed the new green screen.

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>>32085645
>>32085686
holy shit Johnny you don't even try

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I miss the threads where everyone was friends and we all got along.

>>32085780
quit trying to take muh patch threads and turn them into some sorta /HGA/.

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>>32085703
THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF AUTISM I BROWSE THESE THREADS FOR

>>32085780
>a fucking constable

oh lordy that's rich

We have a constable here

He drives around in a shitty S-10 covered in light racks, weighs 350 lbs, and acts like the biggest baddest hardass known to man, only to fuck with anyone passing through

You sound an awful lot like him lmao

>>32085780
Definitely can't buy those on Ebay

What's your badge number cucklord

>>32085785
It happens now and again man, don't worry about it too hard.

>>32085812
Yeah I'm calling bullshit. There's no way they would let this demonstration of autism be an officer.

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>>32085824

Clearly you haven't worked with your local PD for any length of time.

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Back on Moonbase Alpha patches...

If anyone is interested I could try to mock a design up for shits and giggles this weekend. I can't make anything from it but it'll be good photoshop practice.

>>32085812
Show me one on ebay? If you knew the significance of the badge being gold....

>>32085808
Sounds like you live in a nice place or you're using a character from the walking dead.

Statutory arrest authority - check
Qualified immunity - check
LEO status from the state and DOJ - check
Trained and certified by the state - check
Exemption from PA firearms laws - check
Ability to execute civil judgements - check
Shit I have the powers to corral trespassing livestock and fine the owners. I'm not even sure when this was last done in this state. Maybe I'll look for a loose goat and try that one.

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Deplorables Patches should come in the mail tomorrow so they should be restocked tomorrow, and MAGA patches soon too.

>>32085785
It happens every once and a while. It blows over

>>32085856
You can buy surplus badges all over the place, I don't need to hunt down the shitty one you happen to have. Not to mention the gun doesn't have holster wear either, lying faggot

>>32085856
>Sounds like you live in a nice place

of course you'd praise the fatass who can't chase a suspect more than fifty feet before needing an inhaler and a snickers, pork

you're still just a fucking constable
a rent a cop with marginally more authority

it's pretty obvious now why you have such an inferiority complex attached to your demand for us to recognize your authority

>>32085824
You got your evidence and now you can't accept it.

Dude, I totally have a tip for you. Hillary could still be president if just like 75 electors revolted and didn't vote for Trump next month. Nate Silver says there's a 114% chance it's going to happen.

>>32085841
Oh, yes, clearly.

Peace out kids. Tomorrow night is the state of a holiday weekend and it's a jackpot for grabbing people who left the state with warrants and are returning for the holidays. I got some work to do for that round up tomorrow night. We're going to wreck some weekend plans for a few dozen people.

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>>32085879
>listening to Nate Silver

Somebody please turn Johnny into a patch.

>>32085870
>Not to mention the gun doesn't have holster wear either, lying faggot

The gun is two years old, and no one is using leather holsters anymore. Kydex on polymer and melonite treated steel is not like leather on bluing. Have you seen the quality of the PD trade in M&P 40's? Outstanding, great buys.

>>32085851
Give it a go!

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So uh, anyway.

I got the patches today. I'm still set for a release on Black Friday but I gots them early.

Here is a picture.

>>32085892

>>32084776
>>32085684

>>32085897
I thought you were leaving >>32085879
And Kydex still leaves wear, unless you're the type of cucklord who never unholsters his gun :^

>>32085879
quality posts Johnny
come back tomorrow when you get your emotional strength back up

I know it hurts to hear the truth and get rekt so hard you just have to leave

>>32085897
bullshit

I have nothing but kydex holsters and they wear my glocks

keep posting

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>>32085877
>fatass who can't chase a suspect more than fifty feet before needing an inhaler and a snickers, pork


Fatass, me? How many times can you be wrong tonight? It's not going well for you. I like to stay fit. An Ironman is the next challenge. Sorry these are only two, I have some more stuff but it's from trail races that are 50km and 100km and you prolly can't convert that. Plus if you do some digging you figure out the significance of this marathon (It the only one other than the olympics that requires qualification)

>>32085892
That would be awesome. Have a big black dragon dildoe smacking me in the face.

>>32085877
>it's pretty obvious now why you have such an inferiority complex
Nah, I just like fucking with your patch threads by posting a DIY video and letting you derail your shit. Notice no one is asking you what you're selling anymore?

>>32085902
Hyped for Voltron or Die.
Looks great.

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>>32085943
>Inviting him back

>>32085889
That's the joke bro. Silver is a hack, like NEET he's wrong more than he's right.

>>32085919
>type of cucklord who never unholsters his gun :^
I really don't. The belt comes off and gets hung. There's no reason to take every out and unload it. But the wear far less than leather and stainless or blued.

>>32085943
>I have nothing but kydex holsters
You have a cheap alien gear, not a safariland duty holster.

>>32085962
Thought you were leaving mister not-asshurt

>Notice no one is asking you what you're selling anymore?

Almost like I posted what I'm making already, champ

>>32085984
>safariland

Oh lord he really is a constable
What was that about being wrong more than you're right?

No, they're all Ravens, poorfag

go post your R1 videos with piss poor bait to get some of those sweet sweet NEETbux you crave so much

You guys realize Johnny is SAO right? Just ignore him.

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Hey guys, Johnny here, give me (You)r (You)s.

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>>32086089

Drop the gun. This is Awoo Jurisdiction.

>>32086013
>Ravens
Mall ninja shit. It just gets better with you, and your laughing at safariland ALS holster. It's like you never heard of level three retention.

>>32086123
Oh I've heard of it, and the only people who carry it are people issued it, mister rent a cop

>>32086065
Really?

>>32086089
Yeah, it really is time to stop trying to be so cheap and replace the nasty, and failing, 15 year old keyboard I have.

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>>32086112
I'll leave as soon as you deposit all the (You)'s in the bag.

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>>32086168
I fucked up, I'll resign.
(You) win this time.

>>32085684

WANT

>>32085851
Nice. You should put Chinese earthquake squad though.

>>32083212
How neat[N33t]. When will they be available?

>>32086201
no idea
they've been in production a little while and I have no idea how long they take

I've got 15 different ones

>>32086131
Dude, you are so green. Safariland is the standard. Let me guess, you think Blackhawk makes a good duty holster. Actually, you really know nothing about duty gear and you're scrambling to google.

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>>32086138
You didn't even change the filename. You should go back to being permabanned.

>>32086223
Are you going to sell all three upotte battle rifle girls?

>>32086240
I'm going to have FAL, G3, M14, FNC, Sig, AR18, M16, L85, long hair AUG, short hair AUG, Galil, Sako, SVD, AK47, and Rally Vincent

Holy hell did this all really get started because of that shitty diy patch video? I don't check these threads often and just stumbled into this little hissy fit, but backtracking through the argument has been hilarious. This fucking guy threatened to murder someones dog because they thought it would be funny to make a fake DMCA claim on the video and people are doubting his badge. what is going on

>>32086194
Ideally I'd replace the shooting star with a football and have the border motto be various memes, either one with multiple, or multiple versions.

>>32085897
My shield is a year old, has ONLY ever been holstered in kydex, and shows wear.

I'm new to these patch threads but you're a fucking retard. Rent a pig

>>32086253
thank you. I missed out on all the cool upotte merchandise when the first airing was on.

>>32086261
Maybe you have a cheap molded plastic holster that's not molded too well. Just saying. Or you're needlessly playing with your gun and uncle Mike's holster.

>>32086254
Dunno... honestly the thread reminds me of when saigamarine got rustled, lost his shit and got called out.

>>32086559
Everyone stopped replying to Johnny, it reminds me of when I was a tard wrangler in school

>>32086572
Any interesting stories?

>>32085841
This should be a patch

>>32086572
Thus no one really want to talk patches. They just become a Johnny hate thread. Just think. Johnny only posts the diy video in patch thread. If patch threads stop there will be less Johnny and anons will stay calm.

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>>32086626

>>32086626
I swear boy if you shit up the thread with your butt hurt I'm gonna do something you wont like.

>>32086253
N-No ar10?

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>>32086626
Reminder

>>32086301
Didn't you say you were leaving a while ago?

And I have wear on my gun because I actually shoot it, and practice drawing from concealment

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Just in time for giving of thanks

>>32086652
Sorry bro, not banned. When moot sold the site all bans and IP blocks were removed, not that I was banned at that time.

>>32086649
Didn't plan on it, but I'm sure I could have it drawn up if people are willing to buy

>>32086570
>saigamarine got rustled, lost his shit and got called out.
Got a screen cap?

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Played with diehard design a bit, gonna go with a regular rectangle rather than a "shirt shaped" patch
Hopefully I'll get this and Stepsen in time for Christmas

Also def gonna do a thing for Black Friday, but will be on a Sunday instead

>>32086679
Didn't that guy shoot up a BLM protest or something?

>This off topic spam

Wew

>>32086688
May want to make the border thicker.

>>32086688
Would buy nostalgia factor

>>32086675
well. Theres one

Should I put velcro on my ushanka?

>>32086679
VERY old

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>there will never be a Mississippi Flag /k/ patch

>>32086716
I guess that begs the question of what other characters I should add

>>32086588
Most of them were elementary school because nothing fun actually happened in middle school and I stopped doing it after 7th grade

My favorite one is from 4th grade though, I would try to breathe as little as possible in their proximity because I didn't want to use the same air as them. Makes me laugh every time

>>32086626
>i shit up a thread and people stopped talking
>THE THREAD IS SHIT

Shut up faggot

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>>32084873
Hurry up! I want these patches now!!!
Take my money!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

>>32086787
I just wanted to talk about making patches, you know, like the units did in WWII when they made their own.

>>32086719
If you think it'll look alright on it, go ham.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1FW36keZJw

Trumby won now the MAGA patches never have to stop.

>>32086799
>units in WW2 used fucking glue and paper to make velcro backed patches that fall apart immediately

Yes that definitely happened. I like to collect militaria and so do other people in the thread, just no one fucking talks about it with YOU

See where the problem is? Patch thread gets along fine when you aren't around, and so does every other thread. This is why no one fucking likes you. Yes it's cute, you can shitpost for (you)s. Now leave, I'm not giving you anymore
You should be prepping for that """police""" work you have to do

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>>32084873
The flight plan I just filed with the Agency lists me, Dr. Pavel, my men, but only ONE of your patches.

Your a big guy. Get that patch made ASAP or it would be.... extremely painful....


UUUU

Actually though I'm putting that on my christmas list of things to buy pls halp

>>32086701
That was Sam Hyde

>>32086831
I don't see the problem.

>>32086842
What happened to them?

Disregard everything I've said so far I'm a colossal faggot and deserve to die, but I lack the backbone to be able to kill myself

What other Upotte characters do you guys want?

I have an artist now, so I can get any of them done

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>>32086856
>>32086867
>implying that's me

>>32086856
Yes disregard. I suck cocks.

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WHATS HAPPENING

>>32086867
*autist

Sorry I meant I am an autist

>>32086874
The best part about name fags. Everyone can use the name.

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Are there any Ian related patches?
I'm sure he has "Forgotten Weapons" trademarked
But I'm just wondering

>>32086890
You have AIDS

>>32086883
No
*I* suck cocks

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sample of G3 patch also arrived

>>32086703
Border will come out as any other patch design. This is just as a reference

>>32086706
[Shooting glass intensifies]

>>32086908
I never thought I'd see that trip ever again

Good news, everyone! I now have ass cancer!

>>32086908
Me too thanks

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>>32086874
we're all you now Johnny

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>>32086917
Gib

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>>32086917

I need it.

>>32086940
No, I'm Johnny

>>32086923
It started with butthurt

>>32086927
You stupid nigger you can't possibly suck as much cock as I can. They call me OP for a reason.

>>32086917
Noice but I wonder how the patch people feel making stuff like this.

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>>32085862
Finally.

>>32086956
hey, let's go shit up every thread with Johnny. There's 10 pages of places to shit.

God dammit you fucking faggots, stop using my name. I can use PD resources to track through your IPs, I can probably collect all of them in connection with NEET threatening terroristic acts on an officer of the law

>>32085808
Unless you're in Texas a constable usually can only enforce civil law, i.e. no powers of arrest, can't carry a firearm.
t. real cop

>>32086956
>>32086975
>>32086987
stop stealing my name niggers

>>32086987
consequences will never be the same

>>32086996
This trip is fake it isn't me

>>32086996
Wow using a trip to fool people into thinking you're me. How original

>>32087001
you're the fake, this is me

>>32086992
Do more research. You're not even close.

http://www.pccd.pa.gov/training/Documents/Constable%20Education%20and%20Training/Act%2049%20of%202009,%20Title%2044%20-%20Law%20and%20Justice.pdf

>>32087001
We warned you dog. You only had to listen

>>32085537
That's one of the ones I made in vinyl. I'll be redoing it as embroidered in the near future.

>>32085241
Woah, sorry about that man. You got an ultra rare misprint apparently. If you'd like a new one email me your order number.

>>32087030
i told you to stop drinking while approving patch designs

>>32086987
I can bust through eight proxies, so being behind seven isn't going to cut it.

>>32086996
>>32087017
>making a trip before me to act like you're actually me

I'll just sue you all for defamation
Doesn't bother me any

>>32087018
No this is fake, this trip is the real me.

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>>32084658
Just got this for a friend of mine. Guess which one.

>>32087028
No, you were warned. Now niggers have to rape your face. That's how it works larry, you get fuckedin the ass.

>>32087042
>>32087043
>>32087044
Fucking stop, this is MY name

I knew patch thread was filled with faggots

>>32087043
I'll sue you for breach of contract. I got Trump's lawyer now that he's going to be living in gov't housing.

>>32087056
The only faggot here is you, stop stealing my name or I will trace your IP and charge you with impersonating an officer

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>Everyone always complains about WGW
>But couldn't pass up on that Ryuko patch

I don't see any other ones I want from them so this will probably be the last one from them.

>>32087053
I'm in israel catch me :^)

>>32087077
I got connections there. You are going D O W N

>>32087077
I WILL CATCH YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT AND FUCKING DESTROY YOU WITH EVERY INTERNET RESOURCE AVAILABLE TO LAW ENFORCEMENT. YOU THINK I'M KIDDING, JUST POST ONE MORE TIME FAGGOT. ONE MORE TIME.

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>>32087071

>>32087038
Kek, that's the thing. I checked the proof in my emails and its right. They just goofed that one patch and left out a word. You can see the lettering is staggered as it should be and where "war" should be, but is missing. I will double check the others tomorrow and make sure its a singular mistake.

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>>32087102
Do it, do it now bitch

>>32087097
>>32087102
I didn't even make the tripcode why are you so angry when anons warned you earlier dog?

>>32086679
I wish I'd had the prescence of mind to cap it. Someone probably does though.

>>32086956
You wanna bet you fucking faggot

>>32086917
Lewd.
Looks solid though, only thing I could bitch about in the most minor way is that the scope could use a little detail, but considering the size it's fine.

>>32086962
I doubt they give too much of a shit, who knows what else they make on a daily basis.

>>32087139
ANOTHER nigger stealing my shit?

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can anyone read this?

Looks like Lower XXXX to me

>>32086987
Don't mess with NEET.

He's already looking at felony time in minnesota for shooting up the BLM protest

>>32087154
Looks like a D to me. Curves up at the bottom.

>>32087139
I kekd heartily

Are futas gay /k/ I as a man am confused since I like penises but they have to be feminine penises so they are not threatening whats your opinion patch bro's?

>>32087179
but it doesn't at the top and there's a lot of townships that start with "Lower"

>>32087175
Some somali ass pirate is going to rape him.

how lonely do you have to be to care this much about what other people do on the Internet? Just don't click on the thread, nigger. Like, make a filter or something.

>>32087147
stfu imposter

>>32087154
He has claimed in the past to be a Pennsylvania state trooper.

>>32087193
Hopefully.

Good thing his dad is dead so he won't have to visit his gaped-assed ginger faggot son in prison

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>>32087154
>>32085780
>State of Pennsylvania

>>32086917
I love it

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>mfw I left after the first burst of autism subsided, thinking everything was ok, then come back to...this.

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>>32086955
it ended with a dragon dildo

>>32087490
It was only a kiss, how did it end up like this
It was only a kiss
IT WAS ONLY A KISS

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>>32087102
wew

You know NEET, if you really weren't Nathan Wayne Gustavsson then why is it that you clam up every time it gets brought up in your little circle jerk patchfag threads?

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>tfw Johnny becomes the navy seal copypasta

>>32085418

Same with the Izhmash patch? I need it. Have their username or whatever, I don't go on AKFiles?

I need it. My Saiga is yelling at me.

>>32085851
Needs john madden

>>32087797
You need an AKFiles account to contact anyone there. Do you have one?

This is some Ghostler tier shit.

Truly this is the darkest timeline.

On the note of patches, what's in production right now?

>>32087030
se/k/ret santa list when?

>>32086664
Awesome!

>>32087030
I'm fine with it, just tell your Indonesian factory workers their rations are getting cut.

>>32085164
This
just ignore him
hopefully he dies on the next shitty gradient he's pushing.

>>32087797

Nope. Can I not just make one?

Shit, >>32088158 was meant for >>32087877

>>32088158
It'll take forever to get approved

This is the ad, he has a few others too. I'll message him your email if you want

>>32088170
fuck

http://www.akfiles.com/forums/showthread.php?t=279994&highlight=patch

>>32088218
So join AKfiles to get it?

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What does Patch thread want for Christmas?

I want an Awoo of my very own. I don't think that's much to ask.

>>32088429
Yea, but that can take a long ass time

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>>32088444
I wish I had the money to turn pic related and bucket Suu into keychains/pins.

>>32088444
Just gotta wait for the technology to get close enough.

For real though I have no idea. I did sign up for se/k/ret Santa tho, so hopefully I can make somebody's Christmas a bit nicer.

>>32085347
>>32085376
What pack is that?

>>32088218

Thanks for the link, man. Just waiting on the activation. I think it said it might take 3-7 days? Fucking slow bastards.

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>>32086675
idk what happened in this thread but polcuck got his patch. thanks neet!

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>>32088692

i fuck man ass

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What do you guys think of my blues brothers patches?

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>>32086664
Looks good, but I'd still prefer the original tab.

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>>32088833
OR my real patches :3

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These are live

>>32088887
Is there a grouped option coming or do we need to buy individually?

>>32088933
I suppose I could toss a grouped one together
hol up

>>32088622
>3-7 days

should we tell him?

>>32088933
there you go

>>32089013
>>32088950
COMMENT ON MY PATCHES YOU QUEER

>>32089019
they scare me

>>32089019
Good job on making and nice fixing earth emblem to have the jade green.

>>32088968

God damn it. How long?

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>>32089023
y

>>32089047
I think it took me two weeks. I seriously have no problem PMing the dude some contact info for you if you want to buy them now

>>32089052
because they fit together

>>32089074
How is it not cool?
They are a collectable set of patches.
Took me like a week of dogging down people and trading.

>>32089114
didn't say it wasn't cool
I said it scares me
It's devil magick

>>32089061

What like sending a throwaway email? I have many.

>>32089127
Dude boy scout patch sets are like the OG shit for patches.

>>32085643
Fuck off, Aqua. No one likes you.

Now Darkness, she's the new hotness.

>dem thighs
Unf~!

>>32088833
nice

>>32088867
nice

>>32089152
Yea, just anything he can contact you at

>>32089200

randomthrowaway77@gmail works.

>>32089218
>randomthrowaway77@gmail
Alright mate, keep an eye on your emails. Dunno if he's up right now but hopefully he sees it tomorrow

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Can any of you make this patch for me?

>>32089251
this looks more like a sticker for a gun than a patch

>>32089268
>>32089251
"Property of x" stickers would actually be pretty cool.

>>32085851
if you actually could some how get those made I'd Buy

>JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

>>32089251
If you're fine with wood then hit up WoodPatch. He does commissions.

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>get ANOTHER notification from NEETs facebook page
>see this

I kekd

>>32089401
I was going to make something normal, but figured that was more appropriate

>and easier to remember/type

>>32089248

For sure, I appreciate it, man. Thanks.

>>32089401
>>32089423
welp. guess im finally buying strike witches.

>>32084658
Does anyone have any of those old murderkube rank patches that were floating around a few years ago?

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>>32084776
This patch would suit 99% of the neckbeard autist weebs that come to the patch threads.

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>>32089052

>>32089607
I like, but make it LEWD

>>32089696
>drawing shows knees

Anon, it's lewd enough as it is

Really quickly, can someone post the patch of the British soldier wesring a gas mask bayonet charging through a gas cloud?

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>>32089992

>>32090112
Love ya babe.

>>32090180
<3 you're welcome :3

>>32090112
I want to do that one, but there's no good way to incorporate the bayonet into it.

>>32085039
Yo where did you get the patch under metal gear to the right from the k shield. That anime patch I want it.

>>32085566
>LEO (Me)

I was wondering why Johnny was such a power tripping prick but it really all makes sense now. He feels he has some kind of entitlement to people's attention and respect because he's an "officer of the law".

Honestly Johnny just fuck off you pig. Throwing a shit fit because people don't like you, your attitude or the way you treat people we actually like in these threads is just fucking retarded. If I did something people didn't like in this thread I wouldn't keep pushing it, I would fuck off.

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>>32090470

Stop pls

You'll make him come back and start shitting the place up again.

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>>32090422
like, move it abit left then have the bayonet go outside the circle...?

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>>32087499
>>32087490
>>32086955

>>32090597
I thought about that, but when you deviate from a normal outline, they can't embroider the edges and I don't know how it would look merrowed.

>>32087265
Where? Find it in the archive.
State LEO =/= State Trooper
but
State Trooper = State LEO.

Nice, but false, assumptions.

>>32090858
We got it, you are a State faggot not a Federal faggot.

>>32091259

>get warned for reporting all the shitposts in this thread