Bad feels - /k/ edition

>>32083216

>airman
>F/A-18

pick one

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>>32083216
And I thought getting my leg bent backward was bad.
Remember kids, when you're working out don't straighten your legs to 90 degrees because it could become 98 degrees of fun.

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>>32083216
>Wants to be a pilot
>Scared of constipation

Something tells me you don't know much about becoming a pilot. You know why the other military branches make fun of the air foce? Most airmen are pogs or permanently on the ground (people other than grunts for other branches). Becoming a pilot is extremely difficult and competition is extremely high. Not to burst your bubble but even if you did overcome your hard poo poo fear and became an airmen, 4/5 chance you will not ever be a pilot, especially a fighter pilot. That's probably the most competitive one of all.

>>32085099
Shit, what were you doing squats?

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>>32087521
nope, even more embarrassing.
I considered lying, but that wouldn't be good, no it wasn't squats it was biking.
Now i was biking around town like a filthy vagrant, as I like to do when my household becomes particularly hostile, and as I came to a stop and held out my leg, my front wheel went off the curb, and my leg hit the concrete overextended.

Now I wasn't a fragile boy, but over extension can never end well, and so that is how my leg bent the wrong way.
As an endnote I would like to add the fact that my leg snapped back into place after just a moment of backwards-ness after I recoiled by reflex; I had to bike home, I bought tylenol on the way back and that was my diet for about a week after.

>>32083216
I ate MREs for 2 months, I shat on 4 occasions bled every time. Such is life of enlisted mureehn

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No one makes wooden rail covers.

>be in California
>people tell me to move
>liquidate a million and a half in equity
>sell house I've almost completely redone with my bare hands
>quit perfect job that gives me 0 stress
>leave all my friends
>relicense myself and wife
>wife loses cash cow job
>move out of mountains with a Mediterranean climate
>leave a place with 10/10 schools
>no crime

I fucking hate people that tell me to move

>>32088235
u r soft. dont move. i dont want you shitting my state up.

>>32083216

The Air Force doesn't want you.

We have chicks here that are apparently more hardcore than you.

Females. In the Air Force.

>>32088235
Assuming this is true you're the idiot that listened.

>>32088235
I don't understand a single thing from this post.

Were you told by the mafia to leave the area or get your dick cut ?

Were SJW's staging demonstrations every day in front of your house because you're a gun owner ?

Or... No wait you didn't ACTUALLY listened to doomsayers who told you "muh California is gunna be hell on earth ! muh gun rights ! muh hillary ! muh blasphemyyyyy !" did you ?

God dammit anon.

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>>32087464
>tfw currently a cadet and have a chance at a pilot slot

>>32085099
???

do you mean 180 degrees?

>>32088325

What state?

>>32088935

Im still here

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>>32087464
>>32089174
>tfw in primary flight training for the Navy and it's kind of easy
>tfw when I qualify for strike

>>32083216
You fucking retard, join as an officer

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>in the process of getting a range toy
>already put a Ruger GSR on layaway but have the possibility of using the deposit as credit on something else if I change my mind
>heart tells me to get the GSR
>brain tells me to get a Tikka T3 instead
>torn as fuck

wat do

>>32088093
Damn son

>>32088235
>leave a place with 10/10 schools
>>no crime
>California

Nice fantasy post Jose now get back to banging out fenders and dealing crack

>>32083216
>wannabe F/A-18 pilot
>doesn't know they are Navy jets
>since 1978

good job eliminating yourself anon. you made it that much easier for some other pleb to join the waveborne service.

>>32088093
brother ive done it twice, once while riding a bike and the other while running for the bus(my leg went into a hole).

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>>32089622
bought any mags/ammo for the GSR yet? go with your gut. I've got 30+ 20rd mags for a PTR91 I don't even own yet, but i know what my next purchase is (a G3 clone). if a GSR is what you want, get it.