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What gun would jesus christ use?
Pic semi related
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Self bump
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>>32080963
>killed by jews
>using a jew gun
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>>32080999
I supposed that is what he found. I dont think he can summon a gun.
Plus he is the king of jews after all.
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>>32080999
Upside down satanic trips
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Handheld 18 inch naval gun
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Chiappa Triple Threat
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Op here, also if you want to speciffy mods and or type of ammo, do it.
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>>32080999
Jesus was a Jew. King of the Jews.
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Spikes crusader lower is what im thinkin, just cant visualize past that
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>>32080963
Pic related
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>>32081189
Kek
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>>32081189
Makes sense. He was a carpenter.
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>>32081485
I think the joke went over your head.
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>>32081485
think about it for a second
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>>32082881
>>32083101
you guys are the ones that dont get it.
>see the obvious joke
>make another joke about it
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>>32083122
tripfags are never wrong
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Crusader Broadsword AR-10.
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>>32080963
Jesus isn't real.
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>>32083157
This same question is asked about fictional characters regularly, it's a hypothetical. I'm not even Christian and I can taste your fucking nigger autism cum in the air
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>>32083139
This.
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A 1911 obviously
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Obviously an M16
https://youtu.be/Zrh6RtJuvEo?t=25
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A Martini Henry chambered in 40mm Bofors for maximum smite of thine enemies
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Glock brand Glock
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>>32083817
> Colt 1911

Fixed
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Fish for everyone!
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I know nobody's being serious, but Jesus would never have used a lethal weapon.
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A baretta, since he lived under the Romans.
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>>32084945
Good point, Jesus likes to take his victims alive
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>>32084945
hahaha

for the second coming he wants blood, haven't you read Revelation? he has a sword in his mouth that will kill all the wicked
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>>32084986
I giggled m8
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>>32085296
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>>32080963
what's more purifying then pic related?
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>>32085674
it's actually referring to the Word of God
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>>32085296
I bet you think he meant all his followers should buy swords too
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>>32085839
god can't write that's why he has people do it for him
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>>32083139
trip fags are twice as bad as dumb frogposters
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>>32086491
How bad are they compared to smart frogposters?
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>>32086556
2.5x as bad
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>>32086491
ur twice as bad as ur mom
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>>32085863
he did say that actually
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>>32081036
>not reading the bible
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>>32088813
You might get pedantic about who is and isn't a real jew, but to the rest of us, they're all jews.
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>>32088813

>Believes in she shroud of turin
>ignors descriptions of jesus in the bible
>jesus had strait hair and looked liek a hippy guise
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obviously ak or a stgw57
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>>32088813

>some cockroaches 800 years after Jesus turned into jews so Jesus isn't a jew anymore

he was from fucking Nazareth in the times of Emperor Augustus.
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