What gun would jesus christ use?
Pic semi related
Self bump
>>32080963
>killed by jews
>using a jew gun
>>32080999
I supposed that is what he found. I dont think he can summon a gun.
Plus he is the king of jews after all.
>>32080999
Upside down satanic trips
Handheld 18 inch naval gun
Chiappa Triple Threat
Op here, also if you want to speciffy mods and or type of ammo, do it.
>>32080999
Jesus was a Jew. King of the Jews.
Spikes crusader lower is what im thinkin, just cant visualize past that
>>32080963
Pic related
>>32081189
Kek
>>32081189
Makes sense. He was a carpenter.
>>32081485
I think the joke went over your head.
>>32081485
think about it for a second
>>32082881
>>32083101
you guys are the ones that dont get it.
>see the obvious joke
>make another joke about it
>>32083122
tripfags are never wrong
Crusader Broadsword AR-10.
>>32080963
Jesus isn't real.
>>32083157
This same question is asked about fictional characters regularly, it's a hypothetical. I'm not even Christian and I can taste your fucking nigger autism cum in the air
>>32083139
This.
A 1911 obviously
Obviously an M16
https://youtu.be/Zrh6RtJuvEo?t=25
A Martini Henry chambered in 40mm Bofors for maximum smite of thine enemies
Glock brand Glock
>>32083817
> Colt 1911
Fixed
Fish for everyone!
I know nobody's being serious, but Jesus would never have used a lethal weapon.
A baretta, since he lived under the Romans.
>>32084945
Good point, Jesus likes to take his victims alive
>>32084945
hahaha
for the second coming he wants blood, haven't you read Revelation? he has a sword in his mouth that will kill all the wicked
>>32084986
I giggled m8
>>32085296
>>32080963
what's more purifying then pic related?
>>32085674
it's actually referring to the Word of God
>>32085296
I bet you think he meant all his followers should buy swords too
>>32085839
god can't write that's why he has people do it for him
>>32083139
trip fags are twice as bad as dumb frogposters
>>32086491
How bad are they compared to smart frogposters?
>>32086556
2.5x as bad
>>32086491
ur twice as bad as ur mom
>>32085863
he did say that actually
>>32081036
>not reading the bible
>>32088813
You might get pedantic about who is and isn't a real jew, but to the rest of us, they're all jews.
>>32088813
>Believes in she shroud of turin
>ignors descriptions of jesus in the bible
>jesus had strait hair and looked liek a hippy guise
obviously ak or a stgw57
>>32088813
>some cockroaches 800 years after Jesus turned into jews so Jesus isn't a jew anymore
he was from fucking Nazareth in the times of Emperor Augustus.