Thanksgiving Thread

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>>32073701
Alternate and equally bad angle.

>>32073701
Funny, I'm picking up some Wild Turkey 101 to bring over to my girlfriend's family. Should be useful when I inevitably have to break up a fight between two of her cousins.

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I'm actually just about to go to the grocery store to pick up my supplies; gotta start cooking some things tonight so it can all be ready on Thursday.

>>32073748
Is that CETME yours? What kinda fucking optic is that mounted on it?

>>32073843
Looks like Qwik Point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKn-jx6d2aY

Thanksgiving is in october...

>>32075797
Nigga what?

>>32075827
Im not a coloured person, and thanksgiving is in october.

>>32075917
You also don't live in the greatest country the universe has ever seen.

Nobody cares about your country's irrelevant holidays.

>>32073748
where'd you get that weaver qwik point? and the bipod. and the sling. CUTE RIFLE A CUTE.

>>32075797
A fucking leaf.

>>32075942
Sorry that you guys are a month behind. And what metric are you using to measure countries?

>>32075975
Your flag looka like someone sewed a piece of some shitty wizard hat on waldos shirt.

>>32076009
>a fucking leaf

>>32075985
>metric

Foreigners get out

>>32075797
No one gives a shit about the meaningless practices in your shitty not-America country.

I'm thankful for shota and guns.

>>32076029
>Wheres waldo, Dumbledore edition

Hope you guys dont get trampled over a $12 toaster.

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Gonna be making these hamballs again to complement the turkey.

>>32075971
>weaver qwik point?
At a garage sale in Pittsville, WI for $1.
>and the bipod.
RTGParts for $85
>and the sling.
Gateway Sports in Wells River, VT for $5.

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>Are you ready for Thanksgiving, /k/?

No, no family, no friends, I'll probably make myself a steak and bask in self-pity. My home-health nurse is supposed to come by for Thanksgiving.

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>>32076295
I'm thankful for a lot of things, most notably
-my parents not ostracizing me for knowing that I supported Trump throughout his campaign, despite everyone else in my family voting for Hillary
-the only complaint from my mother regarding my gun hobby being a flaccid "you own enough guns already"
-my mother probably knowing about my dakis, but having yet to say anything about it
I'm pretty sure I was diagnosed with autism at an early age and my parents just never told me about it. I'm thankful for that too.

>>32077121
Buy a bottle of Jack. Ill have a round at exactly 1200 pm thursday, just for you, friendo.

>>32077121
Ideal for SHTF though, buddy.

>>32077096
Are those some strange sort of hushpuppy?

>>32078425
No, they're ground cooked ham, ground pork, milk, crushed Corn Flakes, egg, brown sugar, salt and ground mustard formed into balls and baked with a brown sugar, mustard, and apple-cider vinegar glaze.

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>>32077121
We may be alone at the dinner table but we arent alone for the feels. How does one acquire a girlfriend to spend time with and not be alone?

>>32077121
What's your health problem, anon?

>>32077121
Wanna cuddle anon? I'll bake you some shit. I'm alone on Thanksgiving too.

>>32076453
Go suck Trudeau's dick. Y'all are nothing but dirty snow Mexicans who offer America nothing but your worst. Git the fuck off my board you dumb, cucked, leaf wearin' piece of shit

>>32078621

Autism/depression

>>32078506
what