/k/ Pa- wait we have keychains now?

>>32068217
DUS

>>32068254
So have you not decided which raifu it'll be for the NRA patch?

>>32068277
i have not, might make my own? not sure. the waifu wars man, i get flashbacks everytime

>>32068287
Yeah, I figured that would be the issue. It almost seems like it would be something that woodpatch would handle better since he's able to do custom stuff much more easily and quickly. Who would you put on it?

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>>32068254
>first contact patch

REMOVE XENOS

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>we have keychains now

DID IT HAPPEN??
DID I MISS IT?
FUCK

>>32068287
GALIL BEST GRILL

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I think Canada post is trying to fuck me up, guys.

>>32068305
might do m14 because fal has a design, i think theres a g3 one floating around too, or again, make my own raifu. lots of options

>>32068319
relax, its a sunday and its international. takes 7-21 days. i got my stuff from cracker like a week and a half after he shipped

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>>32068254
>want to aww joint fighters patch
>cringe in fear and embarrassment at the thought of a normie seeing me wear it
>tfw i realize im not mentally strong enough for a chinese cartoon patch

>>32068309
get a new rifle or learn to pull the trigger with a toe

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>>32068254
I wonder if I should put Me Little Armalite right on the forehead of my ski mask.

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/k/ristmas patch for the holiday anyone?
Been wanting to do die hard for a while

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>>32068330
There's a G3 and FAL version of that already?

>>32068347
ive wanted a sweatshirt or sweater that said that but i was afraid of being labeled a school shooter or something

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>>32068347
I'd buy it. Especially since I lost my full auto virginity to MP5.

>>32068347
heres a patch idea
>3" circle patch
>hans grubers face in the middle
>text around the edge reads "shoot the glass" maybe the text is in both german and english

>>32068336
GET STRONG! HOW CAN YOU FIGHT FOR SOMETHING YOU LOVE WHEN YOURE TOO WEAK, TOUGHEN UP! I BELIEVE IN YOU

>>32068344
Do you live in northern ireland?

>>32068349
no, but there is a Fal patch, mine, and a G3 one, floating around somewhere 2hu maybe?


>>32068371
shoot, tha glaaaass!

>>32068382
No I'm a plastic paddy fucklord.

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>>32068361
lewd

>>32068254
>that Satsuki patch
GIB PLS
I WANT 3

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Posting the pic

>>32068404
then youre a-ok

>>32068412
noted

>>32068217
Where's the S?

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>>32068436

>>32068254
>no more U-SAUSAGE-SA

>>32068424
>noted
what did he mean by this?

>>32068455
that he has written himself a sticky note, already written your address on an envelope and applied a stamp to it, and is now simply waiting for your payment to send it out to you.

>>32068440
So where's this dank meme from anyways?

>>32068450
kek no

>>32068455
it means i noted your interest and will consider it next big batch

>>32068478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOvGMpf2Kps

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>>32068483
Jusus christ it's as cringy as I imagined it'd be from the pic.

>>32068483
th-thank u senpai.
if you're still taking notes then i've wanted senketsu since about august, but i'm sure you're very busy.

>>32068353
["Pumped up kicks" plays in the back ground]

>>32068371
not sure how well his face would come out in patch form, but I like the idea
"Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"

Do you patch people ever sleep? It's 2 in the morning, god.

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>>32068582
Gotta study though.

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>>32068582
Sleep is a waste of possible time starting m-m-muh communist revolution!

>>32068582
only 12 here

>>32068556
its bretty bad

>>32068559
i yam i yam, but ill get to it

In for birthday edition :3
buy my shit so I can order a new pc on friday.

>>32068582
sleep is for the weak... and those who dont work nights.

>>32068607
I work nights as well. At work nowactually. Getting paid to shitpost.

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>>32068593
kek'd at that pic

How's the Cia Bane patch going?

>>32068703
>communists
>open carrying
O the ironing

>>32068703
This is some top fud stuff

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done, finally
>not sure about text
>also have "Target For Tonight", "Explosive Queen", "Lady Luck", and no text and the empty area is trimmed

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>>32068778
AHHHHHHH

>>32068645
same, ive done nothing all night as well.

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>>32068778
Noice. was nice stream and comfy movie.

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Anyone know where I can find a Goodhew Ambulance patch?

>>32068361
Mine was to an M249 SAW. Coincidentally it was on my honeymoon with 3D waifu.

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>>32068309
Soon

>>32068361
I lost mine to a G36... I almost put 3 rounds into the ceiling

>>32068703
We need another red scare. Commies have gotten too comfortable in this capitalist society.

>>32070541
Best basic training experience

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Walking home from work. Comfy.

>>32068778
It's been a long time since I watched Swat Kats, so I don't even remember this girl being in the show. But is it supposed to be "Ordnance"?

Any [spoiler]Kancolle[/spoiler] patches

>>32068568
doesnt have to be his face. could just be a blue background and cracks all around it like a broken mirror.
whatever though, i just want a diehard patch

>>32071438
I think it's supposed to be the deputy mayor.

>>32070026
Yes

>>32071438
She's deputy mayor, and I think I put that... It was 1 am so I don't even know

>>32068703
Guy in the ball cap would almost look like he's not a total retard if his gun were in front and he wasn't doing whatever the fuck he's doing with his hands and his hat was actually shading his eyes. The others are totally hopeless.

>>32068703
It's pretty funny when I helped take care of mentally challenged people like with autism and stuff like that that always talk about communism and how they loved it.

>>32071453
Not any worth buying

NEETs doing key chains tho

>>32071453
2hu has some

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>>32068778
>A fucking SWAT Kats patch with 2nd best western girl

Totally Spies patch when?

>>32071550
Ordinance could be a pun then

>>32068319
Just got mine today anon, don't worry about it.

>>32071362
cool blogpost

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Found a tagged wall. Looks like a wolfsangel + orthodox cross. Is there a slavic white supremacist gang hete?
Sorry for potato quality

>>32071679
Sam>alex>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>clover.

>>32068254
When and where will that FAL patch be available?

>>32071679
>Totally Fetish
I can get behind that.

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>>32071932
mah nigga

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>>32068778
>not "Big Pussy"

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>>32072389
>>32071932
But thats wrong

We all know alex is objectively best girl

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>>32073011
>medium dark girls
>yessssss bueno

Are there any EDF patches?

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>>32073089
>>32073011
>>32072389
Fucking gross.
We all know it's Sam > Clover > Jerry >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alex

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>>32073154
Shit mixed up alex on clover on power rank. Jerry is THICC.

>>32073194
Messed up On my power rank
>>32071932

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new

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>>32068414
Please move the arm on the Shadilay patch, it doesn't look good in that position, it would be better if it looked more like this, just minus the swirl in the middle.

>>32073227
Just gib Satsuki already senpai

>>32071679
I haven't been able to look at totally spies since I saw some vore fetish comic of them concerning some criminals and a shrink ray.

>>32070434
Do want

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>come home from uni and check mail
>get a packet from Canada post
>wot
>read through it
>it's my Canuck post business card and a note saying my letters have been held back till today
>mfw I realize the cunt at the post office held back my letters for when they registered me into the system
>mfw the letters weren't sent out till today
Fucking kill me

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>>32073636
pic related

>>32068217
So, are the Fal keychains out yet?

>>32073636
Why do you need to register to send mail

>>32073641
Delete it bro, you put the other guy's address on it.

Poor guy
Peter, fucking delet this

>>32073726
You don't, I just signed up for their business thing because you save money and in Jan they're implementing something similar to stamps.com, but for Canucks.

Little did I know submitting my forms together with my mail would end up getting it held back for a fucking week.

>>32073732
>imblyign

>>32073227
AWOO WHEN?

>>32073715
Look at his site and read the past threads

>>32073715
Look at his site and read the past threads

>>32073775
>>32073776
HIVEMIND

>>32073781
Doublepost

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>>32073772

>>32073776
Don´t see them anywhere, can´t be bothered to read hundreds of circklejerk posts.

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Thanks NoName!

>>32068361
mine was to a kriss vector, then a g3, then an m249. Polyamory best amory.

>>32073992
Then what can't you assume

>>32074234
Can*

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>in talks with a guy rn to get an Imbel para lower started for my FAL

send help

>and Faru keychains

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>>32074055
>Polyamory
>Not polyarmory

You had one job.

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>2hu patches are out for delivery

Tsunami incoming towards Japan

3-5 meters

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>2 for 1 delivery today
Thanks, mates.

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>>32073984
Cute tape, or was this a post office reseal?

>>32074049
Glad you like it Michael J Fox

>>32074460
that was me <3

>>32074433
oh shit praise kek

>>32074434
I also ordered an Anglo patch and drawing , I'm so excited

>>32074434
Aha, awesome. Glad they got in okay

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>>32074252
>lower

its drag and drop like an AR senpai

>>32074433
hopefully some patch retailers go out of business so I can jack their ideas

>>32068319
good

>>32068254
What the fuck happened to Brak?

Hey 2hu, will the Eientei and Koumakan patches ever be restocked?

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>>32074572
Yea but it's pricey. I'm hoping to get this partially stripped Imbel lower for cheap so I can piece one together instead of shilling for DSA

Also where are the damn keychains I've been so poor for the last 3 weeks it's not even funny, lemme just get it out of the way ;-;

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>>32074511
The patch is top quality but I'm in too polite company to look at the drawing

>>32074597
taking a hella long time

gonna be a long time before the other ones come in, too since I haven't started on them yet

>>32074619
didja order lewd?

>>32074650
I did

>>32074643
Dammit, it's making me worried as fuck for my finances cause I'm buying something from Zasta too that I don't even know the price of yet

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>>32074664
Nice

>>32074670
buying parts or guns?

I know he's got all kinds of neat stuff

I was thinking $9 for the keychain, but what I'm going to do since you're paying shipping and shipping is usually included, drop it to $8 like usual

Hurts me right in the soul (and wallet), but I'm tryina hook niggas up

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>>32074664
Kiddo

>>32074712
Yep, FCG retaining plate for an AK made by what I can only assume is a custom shop out of Russia, they look fucking amazing and I need one anyways. I think he got a few for some people in /akg/

Charge whatever you need man, I was expecting to pay at least 12-15 honestly so that's relatively low what you were actually gonna charge

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>>32074732

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>>32074740
I'm stealing this image.

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>>32074756
take it

>>32074756
its a good pic

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Thanks Cracker! I love them.

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more patches yay.

the collection grows.


I had to pull them from the roof of my vehicle since It might be in the shop for a moment.

>>32074676
Is that from that Fredrick Phox dude? Haven't seen anything of his in years... used to watch the shit out of his vids.

>>32075270
do you fellate Mark?


Where can I get the red /k/ patch

>>32071679
What if I made a vector for a Totally Spies patch?

>>32075343
then we'd have a vector of a totally spies patch

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>>32075221
And I love you.

Glad they got in safe, my man.

>>32075323
what red /k/ patch?

One is gray and black

The other is black and green.

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>>32075323
my store

>>32075379
fuck

>>32075353
I never thought of that...

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Mmnnmm... Top tier stuff came in thanks 2hu and neet.

>>32075470
bugger off little one.

you have school in the morning.

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>>32075470

>>32075507
who is this qt

>>32075515
me

>>32075568
you're cute when you're angry

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>>32075572

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I think we're just about there, boys.

>>32075814
Fuck yeah, it's looking good

>>32075875
That it is. I think I'm out of things to complain about.
>They figured out the merrow.
>The lettering across the bottom isn't fucked anymore.
>The stars are about as pointy as they're going to get.

If nothing else strikes me about it, I think I'm going to pull the trigger.

>>32075902
I'm not seeing anything glaring either, I reckon its about as solid as it'll ever be.

Go for it senpai, I need my geese removal.

>>32068414
Why only 2" for ks heart?

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Cyber Monday is a meme.

>>32074434
I bet anglosphere is sold out already.

>>32076032
That include commissions?

>>32076032
lewd mascot patches when

>>32076058
Not quite yet, senpai. Still have a fair amount left in stock, actually.

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>>32076063

I didn't specify or consider but sure I'll give 10% on commissions too.

Since it takes a day or two to do a commission though I'd wait until Black Friday to email me and I'll just give you a Black Friday coupon to redeem at your checkout after the fact. It'll be easier for everyone that way.

>>32076080

Please do not lewd the mascot.

>>32076101
>girl with collar on complaining about lewd

Also, woodcutter-chan is cute.

>>32076142
>>32076101
She's begging to be drawn lewd. Someone get on it!

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>>32076101
>gives mascot big stonkin' timbits
>doesn't expect lewds as a result

You know it was going to end like this.

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Thank 2hu
>the collection of hand holding grows

>>32076101
Can you use other woods for a higher price? Like burl walnut or like Onyx?

>>32076305

Once I start operating at an actual profit I'll let you know. Haven't had money to play with other woods yet.

I will also do leather at some point in the future.

But right now birch is the most cost effective and looks good for what I'm doing. But I do definitely want to try to do other wood at some point.

The real issue is my machine. It won't cut certain wood. Once I upgrade it shouldn't be a problem anymore.

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>>32068254
i would suck 10 dicks for that awoo patch

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>>32076349

>>32076101
>I've lived long enough to see oreshura posted again

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>>32076369
gimmy the patch, receive the succ, you know the deal

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This was a surprisingly satisfying picture of Saber and Rin

>Rim
You know I would.

Who was setting up the /k/ santa thing? I submitted but never got any word back?

>>32076928
is that going on already?

>>32076876
toes

>>32075270
Nice doggo

>>32076876
>dat reflection
sauce pls

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Lapland here, patch(es) just came in and I'm in love. Great work, Cracker.

>>32076989
Not him, but here you go.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2364241

>>32068703
Is it bad that I support this shit? I fucking hate commies out my ass but love that not all of them are a bunch of ball-less sacks of shit. This shit ain't too different from what the black panthers and that bundy fag pulled, just other side of the spectrums

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Crimson Caravan, thank you.

That feeling when your mail is piled up while being out of the country and return to a huge stash of patches.

>>32077093
I'm gonna buy the War Butterfly patch. Any day now. I wish my patch wishlist wasn't like $300 long.

>>32076993
>lapland
Tell me who you are so I can gib things damn it

Also, I'm happy you got 'em safe and sound. Looks good on the hat!

>>32077230
>Spend whatever cash you have
Did you even check which thread you're spamming?

>>32077230
what does this have to do with anime patches

>>32076928
Creeper I think.

>>32077280
hes going around to all the big threads

>>32076928
>>32076971
>>32077394
That'd be me. Sorry, I was at NuggetFest last week and finally got settled back in. I'll make another Se/k/ret santa thread tomorrow night and send out confirmation emails that everyone who submitted is indeed on the list.

>>32077093
That was awhile ago wasn't it. Glad you got it all safe and sound man.

>>32076876
Why is it the fucking DOG that made me laugh my ass off. Dude, that is OBVIOUSLY a cat. Don't even bullshit me like that. I'm an Art Major.


... I'm not actually an Art Major. Jesus Christ I'm glad I'm not an actual fucking Art Major...

>>32076349
and yeah, that awoo~ patch is amazing.

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>>32075929

>be me
>military fag
>base is overrun with fucking honks
>in between deployments awaiting language training
>sitting on ass all day
>"we need something to keep the personnel awaiting training busy"
>a honk bites an officer
>get assigned to chasing fucking geese away from their known haunts, ie, fucking everywhere
>get tasked to shake their nest eggs so the babby honks get aborted but the honks dont realize and therefore dont lay more fucking eggs
>mfw tactical goose abortionist

there is nothing more i need in my life right now than this patch, anon

>>32077067
Thank you anon.

>>32077803
That story. It is glorious.

>>32075998
I figured it'd look cute as a 2' tab... unless ya'll think otherwise.

>>32078054
"

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>>32077803

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This font isnt going to work
the S just keeps getting fucked up

I either use the newer font or find something without serifs and much bolder

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>finally caught up on orders

Time to go irritate the nice postal lady by making her print out a million labels.

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Other new acquisitions.

>>32078151
idk I like it. The semi-unreadability makes it easier to wear in public too.

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>>32078181
previous version

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>>32078151
I'm a bit worried for you NEET. Are you concerned about catching any flack over this patch?

>>32078201
The only problem with the newer one IMO is the 's' in Institutional. And arguably the 'c' in Racism. I'd like to see the newer one work but its your patch and you should feel happy with it. Go with your gut. Also feel free to send me any rejects

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>>32078152

ayy ur site is in canada bucks, nice not to see the conversion and feel jewey

>>32078181
>Department of institutional Rerrism

>>32078224
it will be hidden
it won't be shown on the site
It'll just be under some semi relevant name

>>32077469
What could you do with 50k from an investor?

>>32078151
Is it possible to see woven as an alternative cause only issue is lettering?
>>32078267
Smart choice dude. But the issue stands if this is made the 14/88 white power stormfags gonna be posting with this lile autists and get attention from the media and lefties. Will this be one time production?

>>32076101
Shit I might just have to do a commish then. I can probably afford to give you more of my money.

>>32078304
I'm not doing woven
It will look like crap

>But the issue stands if this is made the 14/88 white power stormfags gonna be posting with this lile autists and get attention from the media and lefties

Can't prove it was from me and I'll deny it either way

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>>32074314
I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed.

>>32078320
Desu archive famalam.

>>32076294
fuck. have you no decency?

>>32078338
and normies aren't going to look it up

unless someone from here holds their hands, it's a non issue

>>32078356
I really hope so but there are tons of traitors virtue signaling cause of thirst or MUH MORALS.

>>32074593
Def on the EET, not sure on the KMK, gonna see if I have any left over

>>32076294
Should have censored that lewdness

>>32077469
when is the dead line for the secret santa?

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>>32074055
>>32074314
>>32078325
Well, if we're getting technical about it, there was more than just the MP5. The MP5 was first though.

>>32068217
Anyone know if the wooden patches have Velcro on the back? Really interested in buying a couple but worried it will fall off my vest

>>32068347
definitely want one

>>32078465
Yes they do.

>>32078465
Yee, they've got velcro.

>>32078257
Monopoly money best money.

>>32078272
Thanks but no thanks.

>>32078419
December 1st.

>>32077091
>actually believe 1 man can magically turn whole country into racism
>don a communist hood in hope of scaring these "racist"
it's not opter side of spectrum it's pure unadulterated dumb and retardation

Real talk here: out of all of you who actually bought the /ak/ patch, how many of you actually are involved with the group?

I can see for those who want to support it, or because it looks cool, but I just wanna know from all of those here (because I have ideas).

>>32078558
If you mean the /ak/ threads, I visit it now and again.

>>32078421
nice. I just got back from Vegas where I was able to shoot a sten, bren, and a ppsh41. Shit was so cash.

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>>32075902
Anything about exterminating central Canada's greatest enemy is gold in my book.

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I did a thing

>>32078504
Why don't you want 50k?

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>>32079089

>>32068361
muh nigga, was to an MP5a2 and MP5k. One of the best days of my life besides my other lost virginity.

>>32070057
I've got Michael Mann's # around here somewhere

>>32078151
This font definitely looks better than this >>32078201.
It would be a shame to get a kinda shitty looking font just because te first one looks a little off.
Are there any old English style fonts that are a little simpler? Or maybe try to modify the s and c to make them embroid better?

>>32079134
whatg?

>still no bad dragon dildo patch

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My current wishlist. Which should I prioritize and which are shit?

>>32079384
Anal?

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>>32079467
If you think this looks good, you're a fucking idiot

>>32078558
Mep, you could say I'm part of the group but now a days I just lurk considering how shit its gone down there. I wouldn't recommend dealing with their stuff, they hate content

>>32080303
It's a shit patch idea to begin with. Shut up and take your turd.

>>32078201
Looking forward to whichever one you decide, but personally I prefer the previous version.

>>32080345
Perfect
NEET can disregard your opinion then

>>32080424
I'd like it to not look like garbage with smeared lettering

>>32080270
Where's that Kiki patch up for sale?

>>32080454
He already recognized the problem. The question is if he can fix it or if he should do the previous font I believe.

>>32080492
https://www.etsy.com/listing/270073645/1989-kikis-delivery-service-patch

here senpai

>>32079089
I'll take 50k. You ain't getting shit back other than free milsurp though.

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>>32080303
If you think this looks better you're a fucking idiot

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>bought 2 patches from kommandostore
>3 days to get it to USPS
>more than 2 weeks now and still nothing

>>32081020
>>32080303
The look both like shit smeared on fabric. This patch isn't going to be made guys

>>32081448
Says you.

>>32081455
Font will look like shit when it's not woven, and NEET doesn't want woven patches

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can we please make this into a patch??

>>32081487
why tho

>>32081487
I don't get it. So Putin is a puppet who is feeding (pancakes of all things) to a country of puppets?

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>>32081487
dude.

>>32081487
BLINI!!

>>32080535
>here that Kiki's Delivery Service is pretty much mandatory viewing for anyone who gets into anime
>go in thinking it'll probably be pretty good
>is even better than I thought going in

It sure was a good little show, thanks for sharing the link Anon!

>>32081546
Yeah, definitely a kid's anime, but its such a good one. Everything Ghibli does is comf as heck (excepting the obvious), but Kiki's is really up there.

>>32076294
>>32076876
>asked for a drawing only for shit and giggles

i think i'll fucking lose my shit on the floor when i'll prolly be just drunk receiving my drawing

>>32081487
Can someone explain the oven mitt thing with Russians again?

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>>32081487
>that pic

>>32081448
It will get made, just with a different font.
It needs something more straight and square.

>>32081487
Sure, anon. All you gotta do is follow Johnny's guide and you can have this very specific image as your patch. Because lord knows you can't get this into patch form any other way.

>>32081576

It's supposed to be a shitty anthropomorphic quilted jacket made into a shape resembling spongebob

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>>32078151
maybe try something like this font

>>32081564
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind was definitely not comfy

>>32081794
OK, so why do Russians get triggered by it?

>>32081826
It might now have been comfy, but it is the best Ghibli movie

>>32081826
Neither was Grave of the Fireflies, but these are exceptions. Kiki's, Spirited Away, Howl's, Totoro, Arietty, Castle in the Sky, debatably Mononoke.... all very comf.

>>32081576
>>32081833
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatnik_(slang)

>>32081839
It's number two for me but it is one of their finest.

My favorite is definitely Mononoke Hime. I remember watching that one in Japanese class in high school

>>32081839
>Best

Ghibli doesn't have a single best. Not when there's shit like Kiki's, Spirited Away, Lupin, Moving Castle, etc.

>>32081839
Nah, Mononoke.

>>32081866
My nigga.

>>32081869
Also valid opinion.

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>>32074252
Except for the aircraft and the letter A in a circle, the rest of the graphic elements of the patch are shit tier. Who the fuck would design such a busy, graphically-challenged patch and better question: What kind of a fucking grade A pleb moron would buy it?

>>32081833

It's the equivalent of an anthropomorphic shitty flannel shirt with an equally shitty straw hat to represent Americans.

Track suit = russian urban youth

Shitty quilted jacket = russian redneck inbred

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>>32081286
Don't get your hopes up. I've been waiting 3+ months for my order and still nothing.

>>32081961
A week ago an anon had someone contact them to figure out an issue. What the fuck are you doing?

>>32081972
I emailed them about a month ago for an update. The response I got said there was a delay but the patches have been shipped. Not sure what I can do about it except keep sending emails.

Is every other operator in the military or do people just really like the patches?
I'm not fit for service so I wouldn't know.

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>>32081922
People who were actually operating in what I would assume was one of the Gulf Wars, and motherfucking Edgar Mitchell, who walked on the goddamn moon?

>>32082143
Just awoo, and you'll be ok...

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>>32082064
Military, but I'm also a huge nerd so I collect stuff like patches or coins

>>32082064
It's a pretty solid mix of both (from what I've seen in my order history at least).

>>32082540
we need a "Make Zimbabwe Rhodesia Again" hat

>>32082622
and a picture of Malik Obama wearing it

Who is making these keychains?

>>32082686
A NEET who's not really a neet.

>>32082350
Really I'm forever salty cause all the cool stuff was already gone and everything else was overpriced

Am I just stuid, or are keychanis not the store yet?

>>32083051

*keychains

>>32083051
They're still in production, so they wouldn't be available in the store as of yet.

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>All this new stuff to buy
Feels good. You could put Galil AR on pretty much anything and I'd buy it.

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>>32082686
Me

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>>32083212
NEET YOU SON OF A BITCH! I can't wait

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>>32083374

>>32068361
now it's time to lose the other virginity friend

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Restock on Deplorable patches this week

>>32083593
>not wanting wizard status
if only you could see what i see...
>>32083598
great, ive been checking every other day for that

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Moonbase Alpha patches when?

>>32083745
>aeiou

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>>32083593
Been there, done that.

>>32078320
WOVEN OR INTO THE OVEN

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>>32083745
Is that still a thing? I remember paying the shit out of that game when it first came out.

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>>32083778
>right handed
>watch on the right arm

>>32083796
*playing

>>32083778
your sister doesn't count

So what happened to the Cowboy Bebop patches that (I think) Travis was working on? Or am I high on solvent fumes and imagined it all?

>>32080270
I can only speak for the Chernobyl and inner Decay patches both being great quality

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Natalia came!

>>32083777

john madden

>>32083891
I have some other Inner Decay patches, and I agree, good stuff

>>32083796
Not really, but the memes will last a lifetime.

>>32083935
No, fuck off.

>>32083403

Where can I get that patch? That would make the perfect Christmas gift.

>>32083896
FOOTBALL

>>32083935
fuck of fbi

>>32083989
This right here is why we need a Moonbase Alpha patch. Replace the shooting star with a football and the border motto with "JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN"

>>32083958
Filename, future zine

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>>32083822
I too am a right handed, right hand watch wearer...

>>32083822
>>32084092
>tfw fags used to constantly hit on me until I started wearing my watch on my left hand

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>>32084161
Why?

I'm a lefty and I wear my watch on the left hand...

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>>32084092
Why tho? I'm left handed and I still wear my watches left, these fuckers belong there and nowhere else

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>>32084161
>>32084220
Idk just feels more natural on the right.

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>>32083822
She's not right handed, she just shoots right handed.

>>32083873
Even if she was my sister, why wouldn't it? :^)

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>>32084331

>>32084452
I know and it annoys me :(

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>>32084331
>>32084452
2bqh left is comfiest

>>32084531
kek

>>32084505
You might want to go with digital watches then

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>>32084531
Nice watch

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>>32084552
I would but i find reading analog easier

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>>32084612
Radio-controlled casio watches