post shit normies forget to pack into there bunker

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tabasco sauce/ hot sauce

after a week of rice people will lose there shit just because they want some flavor.

>>32060839
Rice + Unagi sauce is best

>>32060830
>there
>>32060839
>there

goddamnit i'm fucking triggered

>>32060830
A woman.

>>32060976
Believe me anon, that's wasn't forgotten. That being absent was a deliberate choice.

Meme Stockpile

>>32060987
Fag

Printed and laminated plans/info graphics about water purification, times to plant different food,etc

>>32060976
am i the only one that would rather have the occasional jerk off than having to deal with a bitch nagging at me 24-7

>>32061025
100% there with you. I've recently become serious with a female friend, and tje amount of bullshit she texts to me is ridiculous. She downloaded an application called snap chat on my cell phone and sends me photos on it constantly.

4chan replica on a LAN Network populated by shitposting bots

Probably take at least twenty minutes to be able to tell the difference. More if they're learning bots and you have them start browsing now

four replies in and faggots are already whining about women

>>32061044
One chick I dated sent so many titty pics on that thing.

Disregard bitching, acquire titties.

Basic underground bunker 101.

Simple close quarters and minimal institutional like living space, keep it simple. Two or three bunks, a kitchenette, and maybe fold out chairs. Nothing fancy really. Allows for more storage and equipment.

High end HAM radio station. Few consider how useful good com. systems could be in SHTF.

Walk-in closet like armory. All weapons and munitions properly stored in a secure room. Wall mounts, rifle racks, shelves, ect ect.

NBC preparedness.

tl;dr
Air, water, food, fuel, simple living space and lots of open room for storage, communications, and arms.

>>32061050
This.

>>32061213
i would like a ham radio but i dont have a license and dont know the first thing about shortwave.

>>32060976
Females are overrated...

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a supply of e-juice

shit on me all you want faggots i havent touched a cigaret in a year because of vape.

>>32060830
A means of disposing of human waste.

>>32061236
Are you done with this shit?

>>32061044
>>32061091
"an application called snapchat"
"that thing"
jeez guys its the current year

>>32060830
>chad always forgets his poop sock
fucking normies

>>32061367
same, would probably go back to smoking or dipping if SHTF because keeping batteries charged + carrying all that shit would be a pain.

>>32061241
you an get a license, kids get have gotten them, also
>even in shtf the fcc's still coming to get you, for unlicensed transmitting.
actaully they would

>>32061432
What is it snapchat?
It is an edible?

>>32060830
a book

>>32061473
its a social media thing. its notable for autodeleting posts after 10 seconds

>>32061413
Nope

>>32061623
Anon, thanks for explaining
It is therefore a tool primarily for whoring, isn't it?

>>32061482
kinda this

dont forget entertainment

many long term experiments have been ruined because of lack of entertainment

...... also because of Russians trying to rape/kiss a woman. look up that long term experimenter with russa and nasa.

she says rape, they say kiss. either way she fucked it all up

>>32061367
i've always wondered what would happen if I just drank that shit straight up. would i get fucked up or something? or just sick

>>32061710
Not that anon, but yes.

>>32060830
Work out equipment, resistance bands and weighed jump rope augment body weight exercise immensely and their often the cheapest and lightest things you can buy.

Also a good comms suite is choice if you have the time and room for it. Having off-site observation posts around your bunker gives you an edge.

>>32060940
Jeasus Fuking Crist calm the fuck dwn you aspee faggot homo cock sucker
you obveosly new what the fuck they were trying to say
so calm your faggot as down with your
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
shit you fuking homosexuality faggot

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>>32061008
It's n-not gay if it's 2D!

>>32060830
A thick solid metal box (welded shut or soldered around the opening) with a laptop, solar charger, regular charger, battery bank, and hard drive (full of entertainment). I assume headphones wouldn't be affected by EMP, so just use whatever you already have.

>>32061880
sick as absolute hell, i drank a drop or two of it once.

>>32060830
Educatumal materials.

how long you gonna fuck off for if a nuclear attack happens?

Your chances of survival increase dramatically after 1 or 2 years.

>>32060830
a preferably hidden secondary exit. It's no good surviving the blast only to get pinned down by raiders taking turns camping your one way out.

and some little snack items that you can use to lighten up the mood a bit for special occasions. Just pick something that contains enough sugar to never go off.

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>>32061025
As long as you have things to do and friends to hang out with. The amount of bullshit just wasn't worth it for me and I've been much happier with the occasional hentai and then getting back to work than having to going through all the time and effort to cultivate and maintain a romantic relationship.

So to keep it on topic, pic related is my suggestion.

>>32061008

Being succed by a guntrap in a bunker is literally the most straight thing in the world.

>>32060830
Toilet paper and wipies. Guarantee you fags won't make it a month without it or resorting to pajeet level uncleanliness and using your hands but never washing

>>32061444
Couldn't you just rig up a small generator for the batteries from a small shitty little electric motor and basically charge the batteries that way?

>>32061390

and dead bodies.

>>32060933

Unagi Powaaa!

>>32060839
Loli. Always bring a personal loli.

>>32063450
yeah. human waste

>>32061025
That's why you bring a girl and not a woman.

A 12yo won't give you any shit after the first rage fucking. A woman might.

>>32061050

Made me kek

>>32061880
iirc its basically perfumed mineral oil so you'd probably poop really bad

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Other people

they will have skills you may not, and it's just nice to have supportive company, blowjobs or not

Food. Water. Atmosphere.

>>32063561
>Atmosphere
this is a big one, I see a lot of meme bunker plans that don't include any ventilation of any kind

>>32061367
>shit on me all you want faggots i havent touched a cigaret in a year because of vape.

Vaping is worse for you (or at least equally bad for you in different ways) and fedora as fuck.

Just quit smoking if you want to quit smoking, you weak-willed coward.

t. Ex-smoker

laptop, some sort of solar powered or crank powered battery recharger, and pornography.

I can't imagine going back to magazines, Ive accumulated too many fetishes. I need my pony, god damn it.

>>32061674
Stop it, me.

>>32060830
Cigarettes, lighters, propane tanks with lighter filler adapter and board games.

>>32063766
>full of shit

>>32063838
no u

lifetime supply of anime on blu-ray and manga

>>32060830
"lol I'll just go to your house" - said every normie ever

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>>32063339
>tfw no gun trap to succ and cuddle with

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>>32061025
>Bitch nagging at me 24-7
Your move, Mr. Lawman.

>>32063848
>I don't have the willpower to do a thing so nobody does

Quitting was really fucking difficult and I still get cravings (especially when I drink) but I haven't had a cigarette in two years.

>>32061880
You would die. Seriously.

>>32063943
saying cigarettes are as bad as vaping is fucking disgusting

saying something that will save millions of lost manhours and millions in healthcare costs is useless

it is the last nail in the coffin for the anti-smoking lobby which has grown to become a very powerful force in every western nation, less lobbying is always better, it's a shitshow

but people won't adopt it because; it's smoking, and smoking is bad

tell me what is wrong with it?

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>>32064088
youre automatically a fuccboi if you vape

>>32064088
Not him but I had to quit vaping because it made me sick as hell because, surprise, vape liquid is made in China. I have access to a mass spectrometer so when I recovered I sampled it and it had retarded high levels of zinc and chromium in it. Threw it all in the trash and never looked back.

I get cravings too, but it was worth it quitting 100% and I wish I had done it way sooner.

>>32064220
>zinc
you literally need zinc to live, it's in most foods

>>32061050
Can somebody make this available for download?

>>32064230
>you need zinc to live!!!
You are just grasping for any excuse, aren't you? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_fume_fever

Zinc Oxide being carried to the lungs via an aerosol is not good for you. Congratulations, you're proving the stereotype about vapers being retarded and obnoxious right as rain.

Some dice, paper and pencils, some figures, and a laminated set of rules for dnd or something like that. It may seem like nerd shit, but its got unlimited replayability unlike monopoly, risk,etc.

You think after a year down in a bunker, someone wouldnt kill someone else over a bitch move in monopoly?

>>32064208
burning shit is cool, everybody knows

>>32064220
metal fume fever is no joke, ive had it
but the regulation is, there is no infrastructure to deal with this, and it is unlikely to happen as it could be seen as helping people get addicted to nicotine by normalising it

quiting is the best solution at this point im not trying to talk anyone out of that

vaping should be safe but no one gives a shit at anymore

it should be as safe as drinking a cup of coffee ignoring how addictive it is

>>32064299
>you should wear a mask when metal working, that means that iron is completely unhealthy and will kill you if ever ingested!!!
literally you rn

>>32064088
>tell me what is wrong with it?

Tell me what's in the shit you're heating to a vapor and inhaling.

Oh wait, you can't because it's not regulated in any way and varies massively from manufacturer to manufacturer and even batch to batch.

Not to mention you're comparing the known, long-term effects of smoking tobacco to the extremely variable (see above) short-term effects of vaping. And congratulations because you get to be the case study for the as-yet long-term effects.

If you want to quit just fucking quit you dumb faggot.

At least smoking looks cool.

>>32064299
>it's not that I'm huffing vaporized oil full of sugary synthetic flavorings in general that made me sick, it was just the zinc of course

the jury's still out on whether it's worse to smoke or vape but if you think vaping is only unhealthy because MUH CHINK MANUFACTURIN' then you're a retard

>>32064230
>>32064299
it's fucking horrible

>>32064433
i just said all that and i don't smoke or vape

>at least smoking looks cool
anon... i

>>32064443
everybody likes sugar t

>>32064421
I don't give a shit what people want to do with their bodies, it's their choice, but the anon (you?) asked what was wrong with it so I answered why I personally quit vaping. I stepped from smoking two packs a day for about a decade, so it did help me there, but I'm under no illusions about it being healthy.

>>32064426
>I don't understand what basic chemistry or biology is
>drowning is a myth, water is good for you so breathing it in is double gooder

>>32064443
>>it's not that I'm huffing vaporized oil full of sugary synthetic flavorings in general that made me sick, it was just the zinc of course
Not as bad as the retard above but close, you missed the point: they didn't just add zinc oxide for shits and giggles they probably added it as a pigment. Or maybe just as an additive in the flavoring, either way, the point is zinc oxide is not meant to be breathed into the lungs at all.

So yeah maybe you should hold off on calling anyone else a retard.

a carton or two of cigarettes. They weigh nothing and even if you're not a smoker, you can trade them for anything you may need/want but don't have.

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>>32063490
And then it went there. Wew fucking lad.

>>32064591
most edible things are not meant to be breathed into the lungs at all. most things in general are not meant to be breathed into the lungs at all. that you're singling out something you actually need in your diet is hilarious when you could have picked out literally any other ingredient of vape oil that literally does make you sick if drunk

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>>32064709
>that you're singling out something you actually need in your diet is hilarious
Yeah so hilarious I had to be hospitalized for it because I had months worth of healthy zinc intake in my lungs where it doesn't belong. Let me reiterate that: I was hospitalized because my e-cigarette gave me poisoned me so I quit using it.

For fuck's sake you people are just obnoxious.

>>32062949
wait that's a dude..

>>32061367
>>32063766

As an ex-smoker and then (more difficultly) ex-vaper, I can attest to this. Please just stop. There is nothing worse than the feeling of being addicted to nicotine. It will subside. I promise.

>>32061025
Shit man, you guys have no idea how bad women's bitching is until you've worked at a female prison with over 1500 of them constantly complaining. Pay's decent though.

>>32064220
Is vaping really addictive? I vape all the time, but I don't see it as addictive.

>>32065289
If you're pulling in nicotine, yes it is.

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>>32065289
>I vape all the time, but I don't see it as addictive.
Then stop.

>is nicotine addictive you guise

>>32063925
>>32063339

h-hi

>>32066419
hiya

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>>32061008
get boy pussy or die

>>32066419

Post yourself operating cutely.

>>32066497
>>32066470
get your own qt 3.14 cunts

>>32060830
backups, your chair breaks after your fat ass sits in it then what? duct tape runs out eventually

>>32063007
>1-2 years

more like 2 weeks you dumbshit

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>>32060830
Fap material. Been importing doujins and ero manga from Japan and stocking up. If I need to sit steady and do nothing then I'm gonna jerk off.
Pic related is a recent acquisition.

I thought this was gonna be the "sun falling into the earth" thread. Kinda sad desu.

A comprehensive sewing kit - eventually your clothes will rip and you will need to replace them
A soldering iron, electronics guide and some basic components - You have time, better learn to fix that broken radio

>>32060830
Sky1 gave Colin Furze a bunch of money to build a shelter (and advertise their show), and the thing that he did not put in it was a decontamination shower at the entrance. Probably all his plumbing should have been there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO25JYAaJC0

>>32063766
Agree, former smoker and dipper. its about willpower and nothing else. So anyone using vape is just a limp wristed faggot.

fire-fighting equipment

spices

family pictures/pics of before shtf

spare parts

spare parts

spare parts

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>>32065021
>There is nothing worse than the feeling of being addicted to nicotine.

anything imported that will be impossible to get later

coffee/sugar etc

and seeds. lots of seeds of every kind

>>32061213
>Talks about making good use of storage space
>Armory
Nigga nobody is gonna "tread on you" in your sealed bunker and if youre so afraid of who you bring with, get a small gun and as much bullets you can fill an cookie pan with.

I know you guys are the mlp but with guns but dont kill yourselves cause of your niche hoby of modifying plastic toys.

>>32070251
BUY GOLD!

>>32065015
yup.

>>32070331
>mlp
>plastic toys
2/10 bait. Would not bite.

>>32070366
What they dont paint their little plastic horses anymore?

>>32070378
Getting better, 6/10.
Probably good enough to snare somebody on this board.

>>32063766
>hur
>HUR
>UR

>>32063803
I fuking knew you pony fuckers were here too. I have had your mare pussy, shits too lose

>>32061880
it would be very painful

>>32070648
To clarifie its bad dragon horse pussy.

Purple smart must have been a whore in school. Slutty librarian murrr

>>32065036
Do you get to fuck any of the decent looking ones?

>>32070725
I had natasha, i guess i was a bit big because she split after like the 5th time i used her.

Was really a pain to clean and use and all that.

>>32060830
Loli pussy

>copious amounts of turmeric or curry powder
>chairs to sit in
(nobody ever considers basic furninshings)
>non perishable lava cakes
>a mop
(Nuclear bombs kick up dust)
>those sticky ugly paper fly traps you hang in garages
>thumbtacks for in case you need to post things or prevent intruders.
A good salad mixxer never hurts either.

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>>32063529
You're in chan land, realm of autism.

Human interaction is not held in high regard here.

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tools, tools to fix stuff, tools to make stuff, tools to plant stuff, tools to move stuff

>>32061710
yes teens use it to send nude's cause its less permanent. except for when it doesn't go away and the picture is screencapped, and sent to everyone.

>>32061025

>be dating girl, just nearing 2 years now
>prefer jerking off to sex 80% of the time

I'm a recluse and enjoy my privacy, but could deal with having my buddies inna bunker with me.

>>32063339
This. The real challenge is finding one, though.

>>32063766
my sister and her faggot friends suck on those goddamned things like a robots dick all day long. I gave up smoking after 30 years cold when i found i had a completely unrelated disease that made moving and breathing hard.

i tired that vaping shit, and it was for the fucking birds. its always puking expensive as fuck juice up, or leaking like a net, or burning up yet another coil. and it made me cough more than rollies or smoking a pipe would.

god i miss smoking my pipe. i was raised around old people,and old time sailors, it came with the territory.