Weird Nightstick?

>>32060628
That's a dildo.

That's a dildo.

>>32060642
Yup, dildo. And ew, does it ever look well-used. You'd better clean the shit out of that before you try it out, OP, you don't want to catch something.

thats a straight up dildo

>>32060658
>>32060644
>>32060643

Does anyone have a serious answer or do I have to try somewhere else?

>>32060628
it came from behind

>>32060673
>gay code for HIV pos carved into it
SCRUB YOUR HANDS OP

I have no idea what I'm talking about, but I wonder if it's a marching band or ballet baton and not actually a nightstick. Those little balls on the end seem like they could be attachment points for streamers.

>>32060702
Its really heavy though, I think it has an iron core.

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The guy I bought it from said it was a russian nightstick from the 60s. I looked that up and this thing doesn't exist apparently.

>>32060960
its a fucking dildo you retard.

put the fucking dildo down and go run off those sausage fingers you fat fuck.

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Actually just saw this

Is this a fucking prop

>>32060688
>>32060699
>>32061005

what the actual fuck is this image board

>>32061009
if it was a prop, youd think they go with something more archetypal baton/nightstick.

>>32061123
A dildo appreciation forum, what did you expect?

>>32061139
i looked up lifetime and their apparently they are an OEM manufacturer for loads of other companies. So I still don't know who made this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monadnock_Lifetime_Products

Ahh yes the common stick!

it has been used by law enforcement since the pharaohs

>>32061201
Holy shit thanks. At least somebody thought to help me out. So it is actually a nightstick. But not russian like the guy said.

Looks like a Monadnock 2800.
http://www.safariland.com/wood-straight-baton-WoodStraight.html#start=1

>>32061201
i looked at this page and then googled "long riot sticks" which too me to this
>https://www.copsplus.com/monadnock-mp36-36-polycarbonate-knurled-grip-straight-riot-baton
not the exact model obviously but gets you closer

>>32061242
>>32061259

This thing is curved though. And not wood at all. I dunno when it was made but it looks pretty heavily used.

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>>32061288
its a fucking dildo you fat fagoot

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this is the only one i found that is almost exactly like mine

the only thing different is where the grips are

>>32061288

It's a 36" riot baton. it was straight, but now it's warped. Hang it on the wall and tell people your grandaddy bent it around some commie's skull back in the day.

>>32061398

do they all warp the same way or something?

>>32060628
I've heard of hamfists, but damn son, you got some fat ham feet going on there.

>>32061467

The old ones did. A buddy of mine who was a corrections officer has a bunch of batons and shields hanging in his garage, the batons have all warped and the shields have all yellowed. Modern ones are supposed to be more stable.

I'll stick to my aluminum PR-24's personally.

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>>32061524

what are you guys even talking about

i'm 6'5" and 200lbs

fucking skinny as a rail too

>>32061536
where can i get one of those pr-25s?

Cavalry saber baton?

>>32060686
> comes to 4chan for serious answers

lmao OP on full damage control

OP that shit is definitely a Dildo

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put it in your bum and take pics of the action

>>32061288
It was probably straight before it was used to enforce peace.

>n-no it's not a d-d-dildo!

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

>>32061557
>skinny as a rail

those sausage fingers beg to differ

get out and run faggot, 2 miles every other day will help

>>32061567

http://www.nationalpolicesupply.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=80_158_159&products_id=714&zenid=7371f21a37e7a155aec595ff6821ab93

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>>32060628

*gasps for air*

hey can any of you tell me about this dildo i bought