Would you rather live without dogs or without guns?
No dogs option: All dogs evade you. If you try to adopt a dog, the clerk won't let you have it, or the dog will just run away the next day. You cannot pet other people's dog. Strangers will never let you go near their dogs in the park, or you just won't happen to run into any dogs.
No guns option: You can never own or fire a firearm again. All your current firearms are mysteriously sold in the night for reasonable prices. If you go to buy a firearm you will fail the background check, and no private salesman will want to do business with you. Nobody will let you get anywhere near their guns and you will always fail at any attempts to steal a gun from someone else.
Well /k/? Which do you choose?
>>32053634
No dogs so I can shoot myself. A world without either is one I don't want to live in.
>>32053634
I'd just get a war pig
>>32053717
Damn dude. Good answer.
For me, I'd just have to forego dogs. I love my pupper, and I can't imagine not having a dog with me, but I also wouldn't want to risk my family's security and live without firearms.
My life would be considerably less enjoyable without my doggo, but maybe I could get a potbelly pig or a goat, and just pretend it's my dog.
>>32053634
Shit, if I could get rid of my two dogs and know they wouldn't be put down or abused I'd do it in a heartbeat. Dogs are fucking overrated.
Can i sacrifice something else extremely important to me like meet in order to retain battle buddys and raifus? pls
>>32053824
meat* fuck
>>32053730
Why settle for that when you could get a Battle Bear?
Tough but dogs
>>32053634
No dogs sounds like paradise. Never got off on the whole illusion of love and loyalty from something bred to appear loving and loyal.
I've been feeding crows enriched cornbread for about a year now and they've proven themselves more useful at dog things like alerting me to strange people and pecking the eyes out the neighbor kids.
>>32054144
Don't cut yourself on all that edge
>>32054302
Once bitten, twice shy. Not everyone shares your glowing experience taking the knot.
>>32054427
Nigger faggot
>>32053634
No dogs. I like them, but I can live without owning them, as long as they exist.
>>32053634
I'd rather live without dogs.
The indians had dogs, but not guns. Look how they turned out.