Going to the gunshow in Bartow, anyone want anything?

Can I get a glawk 40 and a deagle brand deagle? Also jerky too

>>32048271
Fo sho. Let me write that down.

>>32048264
can you buy me a tazer and a horribly overpriced weapon marked "vintage"

>>32048273
Too easy. That's most likely all they will have. It'll most likely be harder to locate >>32048271 's request.

>>32048271

>Also jerky too

Canadafag here. Why is it that no matter where you are or what country you're in, there's ALWAYS that one guy selling kick ass beef jerky?

Bring me some .22LR and jerky nigga.

>>32048264
I want the best loop hole a racist redneck can get!

>>32049830
stranger jerky knows no borders

Do you think you could find me a Vz 2008, but the seller's pricetag claims it as a vz.58 and asks three times a sensible price for it?

A battle used sniper mosin for $700 pls

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> Be TX fag
> Trapped for 3x+2Y-4 yrs in Kalifornistan
> FUCKYUUUUUUUGE gun shows at Del Mar and OC Fairgrounds, $20 entry
> Lots of mall ninja clothes and expensive ammo, long lines, etc.
> .001% guns at the fucking gun fucking show fuck.
> ESCAPE! WOO HOO!
> Settle in inland northwest (eastern Cascadia)
> See gun show sign
> Venue seems kinda small
> $5 entry
> One guy selling books
> One guy selling purses and holsters
> 2 guys selling knives
> One nice lady selling fudge
> 5 acres of guns.

MFW.

Have fun at the mall-ninja-overpriced-magazine-wont-be-able-to-buy-anything-fun-in-2-months show.

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I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number nine large with extra dip, A number six large, Two number nines large, one with cheese with extra dip, A number six large, one with cheese, two number fourty fives with extra dip, a number seven large, a number six, two number nines ones with cheese, and a large soda.

>>32048271
Came here to say jerky.

They even got the weirdest shit like alligator jerky.

Yeah man pick up a gun for me, anything, I'm a noguns europoor.

Oh wait someones knocking on the door brb

A taser, some jerky, and diamond nano lube