I dont know if i should name my son walther or john or maybe

Id prefer to name him after browning, but idk about how to go about it besides naming him john moses browning followed by my last name which seems odd

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>>32047920
Name him John Moses and actually teach him from a young age about firearm mechanics. He should be able to make a gun before he can read if you really want a prodigal son.

>>32048276
Also John isn't a abnormal name to start with like colt.

Samuel, and talk to him as Samuel, not Sam. Don't have Colt in his name, just Samuel

>>32047911
>name son Walther
>think son gonna be a manly man
>walk into his room one day
>getting railed from behind by another man
>"ugh call me wally!"

thus OP's poor genes ruined a good name and the world grew a shade darker as if the light of god began to dim.

2 years later OP shot himself in the head. His son who had changed his name to jessica urinates on his casket in a show of defiance while screaming feminist doctrine.

We never really liked OP he was a fag unlike any other. True he had managed to bed a woman but she was a greasy fat lot. Far from an actual man OP was more a castrated horse. Perpetually running in hopes of escaping the farm to find a mate... Knowing deeply in its heart that it could never again spread its seed. Fair thee well OP. Fair thee well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0w1W5RGx9Q

>>32048303
This, senpai

Go with Samuel or John if you need to name your kid after some moderately famous man who died long before you entered this world. Oh, and don't tell anyone your fuckup spawn 's namesake is a firearms inventor. You'd be better off naming him Gaylord.

>name your sons after guns

name your daughters after tanks or jets.
>Dad why is my middle name Chaffee?
>you look down in her little eyes
>tears form in yours
>kneel down and hug her
>Because I know in my heart you will be a strong, very good tank.
>What.
>Girl.
>...What.

>>32047911
Samuel. It's the only normal name up there, as john has severely fallen out of style.

>>32048327
laughed like a drunk retard

also i had a crush on a little girl when i was in elementary school who's first name was Anna and middle name Archy.

Her full name was Anna Archy Middleton

>>32048335
>style.

found the faggot

>>32047911
>john
The most vanilla name in existance

>>32048327
>be super fuckin tall and stocky
>knock up a super fuckin tall and stocky woman
>find out baby will has extra chromosomes
>have retarded child
>sometime in her teen years, she manages to mumble out something along the lines of "why name Tiger?"
>you look into her good eye, manly tears welling in yours
>"Because you may be slow as fuck, but I knew you would be big and strong."

>>32048327
>Name daughter Raptor
>everyone thinks she's a high maintenance twat who brags about shit that impresses nobody
>nobody seems to be able to get a hold of her on the phone but she has a loud fuckin mouth that lets you know she's getting close

u better name him draco

>>32048327
>Name daughter T-34
>Social workers take her away from you

>>32047911
Walther would be a shitty choice given that the correct pronunciation is "Val ter".

>>32048398
eat a bag of dicks you nazi faggot. In american its pronounced Walther

>>32047911
>name boy Steyr
>he gets all the good pussy because his name is simple but "exotic"

>>32048389
not illegal if you spell it out

>>32047911
I think your wife already named your son, cuck.

>>32048413
OP never mentioned being from faggotfornia

in the rest of the world its illegal for women to name their kids.

interesting fact. a single woman giving birth to a child isn't legally allowed to name it whatever she wants. If she were allowed 90% of fatherless births would have been trayvon or trayquon. Its true

naming mine john barrett m

a-her dads name is john, i like JMB, and im a j first name

b- excuse to buy a fiddy

c- his monogram is going to be JMB


if its a girl IDK exactly what it the name will be but the initials will be AKM

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>>32048400

>>32047911
Hiram.

Works for both Hiram Maxim and Hiram Berdan (creator of the Berdan rifle, the predecessor to the Mosin Nagant for the Russian military).

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>>32048358
Lost

>>32048389
just make a million more comrade!

>>32047911
Glock O'Glock

>>32047911
Get fertility drugs.
Impregnate you SO with twins.
Name them Smith & Wesson.

>>32047911

You should name him after Hillary Clinton's running mate.

"Neanderthal Thunderfuck Anon" has a nice ring to it.

>>32047911
name him Glock

Hi-point is a good name.

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I had a good friend named Kyle after Kyle in Terminator 1.

Raven Hi-Point Lorcin. Do it, faggot

>>32048427
>AKM
Anna Karenina? Then you can score some culture cred too

My last name starts with a D. Thinking about making my kids initials AMD.

John Hugo Paul Murrican.

Browning, Schmeisser, Mauser. Also makes JHP.

>>32048327
>Dad why is my middle name Tiger?
>you look down in her little eyes
>tears form in yours
>kneel down and hug her
>wipe away your tears with a white glove
>Because I know in my heart you will be just a good, solid tank.

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>>32047911
My last name is Wolf* not spelled exactly like that, but pronounced the same.
I'm going to name my first son Alpha.
Could you imagine the reactions?

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go with Williiam

>Marry Jap girl
>impregnate said Jap girl
>have a kid
>"Daddy, why am I named Enola Gay?"
>Because I hiroshima'd the fuck out of your Mother's pussy

>>32047911
jesus, even old men in Washington are cucked

Larry Potterfield ______.