paranoia thread

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>>32035853
tell them to come get it. hide and ambush

>>32035879
Done before I posted.

>>32035853
That is a real nice trailer your renting there. Is that the nicest trailer in the whole park?

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>>32035853
>Set up Christmas tree
>Put Hotwheels under open window
>Tie paintcans to twine
>Put nail in shingle
>Cook doorknob

>>32035932
kek do this. Also bumping for potential.

>>32035932
>>32035923
After only a year of working I own the trailer, and bought everything I own including 3 guns, and am getting a truck tomorrow. This is exactly two years after college, and I've almost payed of my loan. Did you own your own place after only a year of work?

Also jokes on you, more money for funz.

>>32036097
It's been the half hour unknown told me to wait! Friendly joke, disappointment or fun? I wonder.

Also fuck friends sometimes. They KNOW I'm paranoid and armed. It better not be them. Might be harsh words.

>be me
>get text from restricted #
>"I'm right outside"
>continue watching video in front of my room window where my monitor is
>"I see you through the window, I know you're there"
>respond "wrong # bro, it's late, leave me alone"
>nothing for a few minutes
>"I'm coming in"
>hear car door close outside
>grab shotgun and rack a round
>go full autismo and brace myself behind the counter watching the front, back, and side doors
>assessing cover, kitchen in middle of house, has decent visual cover on either side of me + island in the middle for 360 degree coverage
>waiting for 5 minutes with safety off and heart pounding, watching everywhere, head on a swivel
>get the balls to look out the window
>my neighbor is outside walking his dog in his front lawn at midnight
>whatever
>he goes into his car to get something and closes it when he's done
>sounds exactly like the car door from before, same angle and distance and all
>go outside and do a round around the house in my drawers with a shotgun in hand
>neighbor waves to me
>put my finger to my lips and shhh him
>mfw it was the wrong number and my neighbors timing was impeccable

I really hope no one got their ass beat by this random person that night.

>>32035853
It's us fucking with you anon... I wouldn't worry about it.

>>32035853
Just a friend Fucking with me dammit. He's a airsoft, hopefully to be gun owner soon. He commented how is was good he decided not to Bring his airsoft pistol and lazer me, he's Fucking lucky he didn't.

>>32036335
Perhaps theres something you've not told us, but from this angle either you're overreacting and were getting ready to shoot someone because they said you had their xbox, or you need a new friend because this guy is a dumbass and was getting ready to break in and point a fake gun at you.

>>32036379
As the whole thread suggests, I was possible expecting it do be one of several friends because they like Fucking with me. HOWEVER I have over the past year gotten wrong number calls asking for the same person including "party got weed" calls and calls from at least 5 loan and insurance company's. Was beside fridge with door unlocked so I could ask them to enter and confirm identity.

>>32036443
Also know a few sketchy people.

>>32036456
You need to un-know those people real quick, anon.

Do like the gypsies do. Move your trailer to a new land (park) and unleash the sails of freedom young lad. The day was made to start anew.

>Be watching TV.
>Phone rings.
>Asking for my dad, says he works in the library and he is going to sue.
>That's nice.png.
>Hang up.
>Minute later it clicks.
>Dad works in the prison.
>In the library.
>A prisoner knows my home phone number.
>Tell dad, he calls feds.
>Sure enough, it was legit, they take away his library privileges.
>Keep a rifle next to the bed from now on.

>>32036627
dude thats sp00ky asf. Keep it loaded m8.

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When I was in college at Iowa State I almost shot my roommates one night because they thought it would be hilarious to get shitfaced in Des Moines and drive 30 miles back home to break down our front door at 3:30AM.

>>32036732
What kind of fucking sight is that...

>>32036732
You in iowa? My nigga

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This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>>32036757
Hownewru.jpeg

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>>32036627

>>32035853
>>32035879
>>32035915
Just a warning. Recentlyish some guy got in a lot of trouble for waiting for teenaged burglars to break in in his basement.
Also OP don't shoot your buddy if it's him

>>32037244
because he executed them after they were already on the ground

did you even read the story?

>>32036141
If someone gets thier ass beat for that they probably had made mistakes leading up to that

>>32037276
There was also a guy that shot a German exchange student (he was a shit skin, lol) and got charged after his neighbor reported he talked to him about leaving bait in the form of an open garage.

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>>32036757
1/10 got me to reply

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>>32036627
>not having you name unlisted and all products sent via your Rusty Shackleton pseudonym and no social media
Wew.