How would you capture pic related?

Impossible task.

Incapacitate the child and steal his toys. probably with chloroform

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>>32033686
Walk around to the back

>>32033686
Move in some niggers next door. All the "black issues" will soon see the incumbents move out.

>>32033719
THIS.

Also
>gold on defense
Pleb

>>32033686
I played with that for years so I know the answer.

You just [spoiler]sneak from behind[/spoiler]

>>32033686
I still have that castle!

>>32033738
That's what happening in the picture.

>>32033825
Mine helped me get my first blowjob. I miss that castle.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck the nostalgia

>>32033842
How did it help you get a blowjob?

>>32033852
Unsupervised playtime. Her mom was having lunch with mine downstairs.

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>>32033686

The T-Rex with lasers has this under control. Fisher Price never stood a chance.

>>32033871
I feel the need for details

Leave it unsupervised on the stairs in a house that has maids.

Source: childhood trauma

>>32033871
How old were you?

Also, did you mouth rape this poor young girl?

Younger brothers will eventually chew all the combatants to smithereens and the castle will be lost in a basement full of garbage and thrown away when you move.

>>32033686
Dunno. Trade a couple of Tonka trucks for it, I spose.

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>>32033686

Naval Bombardment first and foremost.

>>32033686
Call in an airstrike.

Oh sweet fuck, I had that and the pirate ship and that was my shit.....

>>32033686
Fpbp

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>>32035248
I'm with you comrade!

>Prepare to be boarded

Lay siege for a couple hours tops since there's no food or water in there

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>>32035608
....if i remember correctly you can fill the mote with water

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Mobilize my elite band of merry men in the yonder wood and wage gorilla warfare

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step on it

>>32035744
Little John was my shit from this set

>FUCKING TURKEY LEG IS BEST WEAPON!!!!!!!!!