Cookbook thread My dear /k/ommandos?

Home made PB & J:

Supplies:
Peanut Butter
Jelly
2 slices of bread

1. Take one piece of bread, apply peanut butter

2. Take other piece of bread, apply jelly

3. Combine both pieces of bread

Voilà, home made PB&J.

(This post is for informational purposes only, don't violate your local laws, and be safe)

>>32014283
How does one apply the jelly/peanut butter to the slices of bread? Also, where can I acquire the materials to make this and if I am caught with all the materials, will I be busted for intent?

>>32014283
Fuck dude. Dont post shit like that here. The ATF is going to get you man.

>>32014331
You're right, I forgot the butter knife.

Usually be OK with smooth peanut butter. Crunchy peanut butter is now illegal in a lot of commie states. Don't get caught, and you'll be fine.

>>32014283
This is how my uncle died.

>>32014283
dont do this it makes mustard gas

>>32014283
Don't do this, it make mustard gas

>>32014283
DO NOT DO THIS, I purchased Peanut Butter and Jelly in industrial quantities, with cash, and they still found me!
I...I'm in hiding, they're looking everywhere, oh god.. I'll never finish my sandwhich...I hear them they're...they can't get through that door, ri

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>>32014283
For mucho lethality:

4. Add nannas

5. Deep fry that mugg fugga

This combo has been known to kill Kings

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>>32014176
>make hydrogen sulfide by burning a mixture of sulfur and potassium nitrate

That's pretty interesting. I didn't know that burning two compounds that contain no Hydrogen atoms, could create substantial amounts Hydrogen Sulfide.

Huh. Hopefully everyone in the gym assembly doesn't run away because of the flames and very detectable toxic gas that smells like a case of month old eggs tossed into a volcano.

>>32014283
Don't do this, it makes monoxopuff gas.

>>32014670
Would it work if you used propane and sulfur?

For science purposes

>>32014670
The sugar has glucose aka hydrogen atoms.

>>32015795
It doesn't say to put sugar in the poison one

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>>32014882
whatever you plan on doing make sure its too hurt leftists.

>>32014646

...This is...

This is wildly accurate...

>>32014283
I've got a better recipe for homemade PB & J sandwiches.

Keep this a secret guys.

1. What you want to do is get a spoonful or two of peanut butter and a spoonful or two of jelly and put it in a bowl.

2. Mix these two ingredients together until your peanut butter is pink (depending on what type of jelly you use).

3. Slather the mix onto two slices of bread OR throw some bread into the mix and eat it with a spoon.

Be careful making this guys. It's a much better PB & J but it can get messy.

>>32014283
MOOOOODDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!!!

>>32014176
How long do those last if someone were to make some and just store them?

>>32014283
I hope you don't have a dog

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>>32020068
I do, I'm scared. I can't believe that post got so many replies. Definitely my most successful shit post.