Serious question here - could a horse dildo be effectively and

>>32002135
Weaponizing a dragon dildo? Fuck yes

>killing a homewrecking dindu with an xlarge flared chance

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>>32002135
>2016
>Not having a concealed single shot rifle inside your horse dildo

You gotta upgrade

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>>32002135
OP during the home invasion...

>>32002135
>is it an object?
>is it heavy?
>can you hold it?
>can you swing it?

there you go its a weapon.

>>32002432
are you me?
Literally it was the first thing i thought.

But seriously you need something with a high sturdyness, anything that is too soft won't do the trick.

Unless OP wants to kill him with a rectal impact, THEN we might need to factor penetration ability vs sturdiness.

>>32002135
Improvised? Sure. Long defense? Not really. If the silicone tears, it's effectively useless since the tear will propagate.

>>32002135
Wait. Why do they make dildos for horses? They don,t have hands after all.

>>32007142
don't

>>32007142
Oh son

I would grab my flare by the head and ht him with the balls desu. You have way more momentum, and inflict way ore traume then with the head.

I gues you could also blind him first with the cumtube.

>>32002135
>serious question
>horse dildo

>>32002135
Well. Assuming it essentially holds the kind of power a rubber hose has. Yeah, you could fuck up someone pretty bad with that. You could also fuck them pretty bad too.

>>32007197

*Grab my chance

The Bumble Hooves would be way less effective I wager

>>32007267
It's 7 inches shorter, so probably. Stan would be a good club.

>>32002568
now i want to buy a horse dildo and install a .410 slap gun in it so it cums buck shot.

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why do you gusy know so much about dildos

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>>32008472

>>32006359
If it's soft it's useless.

>>32008472
Why don't you know anything? You're supposed to be an adult here.

>>32002135
>improvised melee weapon
Yes.
https://youtu.be/AVfyVby1wak
>prolonged innawoods defense
Depends on climate.

>>32008472


Because its /k/. Its the unofficial Bad Dragon board. For some reason, users here have grown fond of animal dildos, or at least that's the stereotype.

Me personally, have yet to get one. I got a 'Mary' though. Awesome times are had.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tmQw9Yhj-U