>you will never be allowed to have a handlebar mustache and

>>31993784
>we will never have a president with a beard

>>31993795
taft?

>>31993804
again**

pardon my mistake

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>>31993784
What kind of shitty military traditions do you have?
Handlebars are one of the approved mustaches anyone can have while some postings require beards.

>>31993784
Hitler stache was in regs. When Gunny gave you shit you said it was after Charley Chaplain.

>>31993860
>telling everyone youre a cuck
people do this?

>>31993835

Clean shaves came around with chemical gas warfare.

>inna WWI

>oshi gas

>better put on my new gas mask!

>Gap between facial hair and mask seal creates space for gas to flow

>die

And that is why beards are not as common with units who have to prepare for the possibility of a gas attack. Units who do not have any expectation ever at all of being under this attack, or whose mission requires them to wear facial hair, will be ordered to grow facial hair.

>>31993923
>ordered to grow hair

wait what

so like, the CO orders you to grow hair and you just sort of force it out in the next few minutes?

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Convert to Sikhism

>>31993937
Yeah. Your PL will issue you b12 and fish oil tabs to take and you'll good to go when it kicks in.

>>31993873
1 thing does not = the other.

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>>31993784
Speak for yourself.

t. Austria.

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>>31993784

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>>31993784

If you don't know who this guy is, you need to be punched in the face.

>>31993992
What the fuck is a PL?

>>31994050
platoon leader.