Urban Riot

>>31991986
I would just walk away.

Walk away?

>>31991996
>>31991995
How does one walk away if you're in the thick of it? How do you get *out* of an urban riot?

>>31992001

1.) Don't draw attention to yourself
2.) Walk away
3.) keep walking until you're somewhere safe
4.) stay in that safe area until you can go about your normal business again
5.) profit

>>31992001
are you fucking blind? did you just randomly walk into a mass of angry people? if so you deserve whatever comes to you

don't be there when it happens just get your shit and leave the area. most riots are localized in front of 1 or 2 buildings OR a shopping district. Stay away from all that shit and you have nothing to worry about

if you were in the riot because you thought it would be cool to break shit undeterred then i fucking hope you stumble and get trampled

you deserve what you get

>>31992001
Were telling you. You just walk away. And if someone tries to hit you with an object, magdump into them.

>>31992001
They are people, not concrete. Riots are also finite, push through enough people and you are out. As long as you aren't wearing a police uniform you're good

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>>31991986
>What do you do in this situation?

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>>31991986
Depends in rioters and police's behavior.

If I can't walk tge opposite way I would just hide, maybe climb a tree or go under a parked car.
You won't just CCW your way out of it.

By leaving. If I have to run the hysterical fucking bastards over, fine.

>>31991995

>>31992056
Climb under a parked car that is inevitably going to be flipped on its side crushing you.

>>31992056
i'm pretty sure that would just make you a target

literally just push your way to a wall then slink your way out of the crowd.

>>31992046

>>31991996
Just walk away. Leave the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. I await your answer. You have one full day to decide.

>>31992001
By not being there when it begins to thicken? These things don't just spring up in 5 minutes, any idiot with basic situation awareness would notice something is about to happen.

>>31992184
What if you were part of a peaceful protest that turned into a riot spontaneously like what happened in pic related?

>>31992101
Yeah I realized it after posting. That or they would just burn the car. If shit's really going south then maybe the sewer it is.

I live in the MIDDLE of fucking Seattle and I havnt seen or heard a peep. Looks like Portland got it the worst.

>>31992245
>walk away

>>31991986
I live in Portland, this is probably from BLM protest infrastructure being so entrenched here.
Anyway, you really do just walk out of it, no one is going to try and hurt you unless you're wearing a MAGA hat or some shit.
Even if you're in the thick of it if you get hurt it's probably from a police device or someone who's a shit throw accidentally hitting you.

>>31992310
I'm in the Seattle area too. I didn't even know a riot was happening until I was bored at work and was browsing the news on my phone.
... And I was going to go to Portland this weekend too. Glad I had to work instead.

>>31992025
Just don't fire live ammo in a riot unless you're about to die.
Most people won't see the dude attacking you they'll just be looking because of the loud bangs. Then all they'll see is you killing a dude, they're already not thinking clearly and they'll have very little context concerning what just happened.
Some of these people will be carrying themselves and the crowd could easily turn on you.

>>31992939
>>31992972
Is OPs picture supposed to be the riot? because it just looks like two dozen people calmly standing on the path watching someone get arrested.

>>31993208
The "riot" descriptions are hilariously overblown. Portland's fine. There's a few hundred protesters who get teargassed every night and break a few windows. Oh boy.

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>>31992046
eigth post best post

>>31991986
Ive bwem thinking about ways to desperse the angry niggerfaghots as a civvie

>have a group of 100 or so guys
>all dress up in legioniare armor
>form a a line around the mass of the crowd
>have your men form a sheild wall
>slowley push everyone in
>now theyre in a big crowded circle surrounded by Romanvs
>the police look astonished at what is happening
>every legionaire pulls out a CS grenade
>pull the pin and throw
>turns out the romans had gas masks CENURIES ahead of their time
>they draw their swords
>by the time the police and crowd dawn their gas masks, all is to late
>the slaughter has begun.
>layee by layer, the romans push in, slaying riotors one by one with their gladius'
>the police cant react quick enough
>a small group has surrounded them and have shield walled them in
>the crowd is yelling, asking for help
>the police cant do anything, theyre helpless
>tge riot has ended in under 5 minutes
>everyones dead now
The outcome wouldnt outweigh the glorius slaughter that would be to come. Now who wants to sit at home and be neckbearded faggots, and eho eants to join me in the glorius killing of METAfaggots?!

>>31993227
Besides the people who keep looting and keep getting shot, yea. Its pretty fine.

>>31992245
Then you leave. As soon as you realize that shit is going all wahoonie-shaped, you stop all hipster activities and focus on getting your ass out of there.

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Start fillating men so they don't hurt me.

>>31993600
The Roman legion is truly the answer to any question.

>>31993227
the best part is the hippie mugshots the next day and going "yeah, pretty much what i thought they'd look like"

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>>31993600
Bellum internecinum!

>>31993861

Those suckers are fucking terrible tasting.

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>>31993993
Not if you spit on em first.

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>>31994027

Listen here, you little shit.

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>>31994030
Waht you say nigga??!?!!?

>>31993918
Vale, goy.

>>31991986

It's not that hard, you can just go home.

It's not like you're being forced to be there.

>>31993600
So, this wouldn't work ever, in any situation. Also, you need to fix your fucking spelling.

>>31994062
No joke I had the gif version of this as my CSS spray

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Same shit I did during the great London chimp-outs a few years ago. Just walk past the rioters and keep going about my day. Usually, the only people rioters give a shit about attacking are police. If anyone tries to start shit with you, either shoot them or stab them and keep moving away from the scene.

Seriously, it's that easy. Rioters won't attack people who are within their pack, they'll only try and attack people who slow their chaos down.

>>31992046
I cant think of a more perfect match of a meme to a situation ever.

>>31993600
go home, youre drunk

>>31992023
What do if you are in the building they are in front of and it shows no sign of abating soon?

Or if you have some obligation or need to move through it due to external circumstances.

It's like guns - first you don't get in situations where you need one, second you try and get out of situations where you might end up needing one, only third do you use one.

Just shoot all the googles

>>31994625
what gun is that

>>31991986
I get called in for overtime...... Then I put on a lot of shit and stand in a line with my buddies and bitch about said overtime. Then when they get too rowdy flashbangs, tear gas, and ziptied hippies.

>>31993227
>Portlad's fine.
Except it's still California lite.

>>31991986
Oregon needs a purge of this commiefornian scum.

>>31992939
This. I lived in Seattle and have seen these type of riots. These people are giant pussies and won't do much more than break a few windows and spraypaint some shit, then get teargassed and arrested. The only time I've seen physical violence is when someone shouted shit in their face. Not saying these people aren't cunts, they are. But if you are outnumbered and you don't need to be there, running up to them and screaming at them is just a bad idea. You avoid the ruckus, which is pretty easy actually, you can see it from blocks away, and you go about your day.

The only time that this is not possible is during a LA Riots type situation, which you can usually prepare for if you just watch the news every one in a while.

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1.) get into the nearest building that does not seem to be the focus of the riot
2.)get whoever is in there to "lock the place down" (lock and watch the doors windows,etc. maybe barricade to be safe.)
3.) Watch the tards clash with the cops and get their teeth knocked in.
5.) if they start trying to break in, pull CCW and make them aware, if not just shoot to kill.
6.) $$$profit$$$