Mall ninja or actually useful?

Link?
I'm trying to find reasonable price Christmas gifts

>>31989932
That looks like broken fingers to me

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>>31989953
Sorry senpai I can't find it. Just Google shtf or edc brass knuckles or something.

>>31989965
This desu

>>31989932
What is it supposed to do?

>>31989932
A roll of nickles is literally the cost of some nickles and it tried and proven

>>31990923
Fists are pretty good too, I don't know if anyone has thought of using them but they totally work.

>>31989932
You know you could learn to punch correctly so you don't have to use silly tricks.

>>31989932
Broken fingers. Better luck stabbing with car keys than that meme contraption.

>>31990972
This. A jab to an eye with keys.

>>31989965
>>31990972
>>31990944
>>31990018
Not saying those things work, but you all do know you're not supposed to punch with knuckle dusters right?

>>31990941
You realize the roll of nickles is a fist stiffener, right? You're not supposed to bludgeon the guy with a roll of nickles like it's a little baton.

>>31989932
Best to just stick with palm strikes if you don't want a fractured hand or wrist.

>>31991006
Lol mother fucker, learn to punch for real. Balls of your feet, load up in your leg and hip. If you don't generate any real power...you need to be less of a manlet.

>>31991010
Yeah, I wasn't being confrontational or anything. But that is a hilarious mental image of someone using a small baton. Especially a roll of nickles that would just fall apart and change goes everywhere.

>>31991048
>implying I can't punch
>implying these people aren't just parroting armchair opinions

>>31991072
Typically they are. Also giving you a hard time.

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Kubatan is what you want, not this gay shit. Mine is longer than normal ones because I wanted more leverage and I have big hands.

>>31992751
You have a brand you would recommend?

>>31992751
> cheapshit knife
>Jose Jamal brand gun

Anon, I defer to your knowledge, because you must live in an area where street muggings are commonplace.
Sorry about your crushing poverty.

>>31993096
>benz keys
Bet he lives in a trailer

>>31991006
>not supposed to punch with knuckle dusters
What did he mean by this

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If you're not using bare fists, a kubatan or Stinger is your best bet.

>>31993258
off topic but when I was a delivery driver lots the trashy people in the trailer parks and shirty apartments drove Mercedes, BMWs, RAMS, F150s, occasional Audi. After wheelin and dealin enough drugs they get that shit on a lease, go broke again then get the car repossessed. Repeat cycle forever.
All the while they use their fucking EBT cards to order pizza and wings and buy cigarettes and gift cards from walmart. then use cash back on gift cards to buy more drugs. Fuckin hated that place.

>>31993419
those look like budget price buttplugs

>>31993384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=njW0gIrp-wE

>>31993547
Dont i know it anon

>>31994034
I see, they are not only cheap looking, but also very thin because someone who would buy a budget buttplug must be a tight ass. Very good.

>>31993096
My knife is worth more than your life. Without the quick draw sheath, even. Sorry about your cursed nigger life. ;(

>>31996961
Any weapon is worth more than an attacker's life. Everyone knows that.

>>31994034
>He doesn't buy his butt plugs from the dollar store

Must be nice to be rich.

those are a good way to go to jail, I got in a bar fight a couple nights ago and was put in a cop car just for using my fist. couldn't imagine it would go well if you had knucks.

>>31990941
You've never had boxers injury

>>31998148
Nope, and I've been boxing off and on since 2007. I also took up Muay Thai recently.

>>31992751
this nigga carry around a flute?

>>31990941
most people fuck up their wrists when punching, also you get guys that have a good dominant hand punch then just slap down with their other hands.
I believe Jackie Chan had a great story about getting a man's tooth stuck on his fist and thinking it was one of his bones, he even tried to push it in further before he realised it was just a tooth...

>>31994034
Well excuse me Mr. Fancy pants with his 100 dollars golden buttplugs.

>>31998255
>fuck up their wrists when punching
Oh I've done that a bunch. It's been a really long time though and I just kept fighting. I also don't throw many big crosses anymore.

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>>31992978
go on ebay buy a screwtop brass pen for cheap. not obvious, not something that get attention other than 'nice pen'. Is actually a pen too. pic related is what I have.

>>31993547
You see it in the UK. People living in shit hole council housing with sofas and fridges in the front garden. Yet have a new BMW.

>>31989932

Is that supposed to be some sort of mini brass knuckles?
Because that's fucking retarded and would fuck your knuckles and/or palm right up.

>>31998248
It's my rape whistle. I play it before I rape.

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>>31992751
Yes, let's take advice from the guy with a "Raven Arms" 32acp, a 440c S&W $3 knife, and a stolen Benz.

440C is a very nearly ideal knife steel.. it is tough, stainless, finegrained and temperable to high differential hardness very easily, without losing it's toughness, and will take and hold an edge superbly.

before the modern miracle steels, it was the ORIGINAL miracle steel, and remains an excellent choice for knife blades of all calibers

>>32000902
It's .25 ACP you brain dead nigger.
Stop loving dicks so much.

>>32000902
Also, if you can find this knife for $3, show me so I can buy it. Lowest price I have found is $70. This is not a Chink S&W.
Also, KYS.