Real Men Drink

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sorry forgot to post my tobacco

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>>31982049
While out chasing yotes all day today.

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took this last week, but it sort of counts.
Going between the whiskey and Shiner Bocks all night

>>31982262
Nice af anon. mind sharing your build

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Smooth and delicious

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About to go crabbing here in a little beach town Oregon, but here's what I've got in my hotel room. I quit smoking a while ago

>>31982049
Tears of sorrow that I have work in 5 hours.

>>31982049
Coffee and a pale ale

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Gold label JW. Might have a cigar after 7 months of quitting!

>>31982262
Hi Omni!

>>31982049
I don't drink, so I'm not a real man?

>>31982516
More pics of girl and gun. Preferably together.

>>31982556
Of course /k/omrade. Any gun in particular?

>>31982547
well you're probably underage, a mormon, or a muslim then
sooo

>>31982516
you are a god
trump bless you

>>31982566
Probably older than you and not religious.

Pepsi nigga fuck you

>>31982621
so have a drink

>>31982645
I dont drink

>>31982671
work safe board

>>31982655
I guess your not a real man then.

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alternatively, >>31982671

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>>31982563
Any picture involving wood, steel, and a pretty lady is relevant to my interests anon

>>31982682
Sure

>>31982481
Any tips on the quitting part?

>>31982683
Bravo! Well done.

>>31982423
I don't drink anymore, but a can of that used to be my favourite drink to get on the walk home from doing some shopping.

>>31982701
Have a pacl of smokes/ can of snuff, tin of tobacco on your nightstand. If you are not strong enough to resist it, than you are not mentally strong enough and should work on that first.

>>31982685
Watching fights so give me in-between rounds and I've got you covered, friend.

>>31982516
Everything is good except for JW.
I might sound like a hipster shit, but gold label mostly draws from Clynelish which is better on its own. Its also cheaper from where I live.
Although with that said, gold label is still decent shit.

>>31982719
I'm a filthy fucking addict. Guess I've got a long way to go willpower-wise.

Thanks

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>>31982685
Figured you might like this judging by your fun there.

>>31982800
Dan Bilzerian is that you?

Garters are 10/10 sexy.

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>>31982049
Westbrook Gose

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>>31982800
Megusta

>>31982800
and hes such a nice fucking guy too

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I'm only capable of posting shit photos.

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Never trust a man who doesn't drink.

Gf is at her aunt and uncles, I just got off work ay the brewery, I'mbreaking out the ATF.

>>31982825

Excellent choice.

>>31982889
I also apparently don't know how to rotate photos. Oh well.

>>31982895
I absolutely love Gose (and Berliner Weisse), really just wheat beers in general. What brewery do you work at if you don't mind my asking?

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>>31982909

Gose is one of my all time favorite styles. I love sours and porters/stouts. I work at Galveston Bay Beer Company, out in the sticks here on coastal Texas

>>31982800
I hate my fucking life
He has a 4 or 5 thousand dollar nighthawk just chilling on a 3.14s ass

>>31982800
any cool berettas based chad?

>>31982701
Chewing gum helped with the cravings, and having children helped with the motivation. It's tough but you can quit

>>31982925
Same. Can't say I've ever heard of your brewery though. You seem to have good choice in beer and pistols though. I just finished a 4 pack of Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout, it was pretty freaking good.

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Poor Fag comin' through

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>>31982964
It's so strange, Weller is the same price as Beam where I live.

What 1911?

>>31982895
>Never trust a man who doesn't drink.
In vino veritas

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>>31982049
ATF thread?

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best beer here

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>>31982963

Oatmeal is amazing in beers. I'm going to start making an oatmeal Baltic Porter next week, so stoked. Where are you based out of? We're going to be canning come January, so regional beer distribution soon (HEB has already ordered from us)

>>31982964

Nothing wrong with JB when you're short on cash, pic related is from 5 years ago. My best friend and I used to kill this shit at our apartment.

>>31982991

You are goddamn right.

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>>31982989
ATI FX45 but they had it on sale for $380 And the Jim Bean, my local liquor store had handles on sale for $20 bucks. That 1911 and a SKS i got from a panic buy this year cause i didnt think Trump would win (voted Gary) lol wished i didnt panic and saved up but oh well i like my gats.

>>31982997
>natty light
>reading a doug stanhope book
>$10 cigar
one of these things is not like the other

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>>31983043
Well woops didn't ment to post that pic, sorry /k/ im drunk

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>>31982810
No, /k/omrade. I'm a lot less wealthy and much nicer, I think lol.
>>31982767
Not hipster sounding to know your shit. I like keeping gold onhand for swilling during fights. I really like it, but might need to step it up and learn about better eh?
>>31982948
Several:) enjoy a billennium and an anniversary!

If drinking makes me a real man does being an alcoholic make me a man amongst men?

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>all this dip

You all need to civilize yourself like the Swedes and get some snus instead. It doesn't cause cancer at all. You put them in your upper lip.

>>31983031
Alabama

>>31983100
No your just a delusional alcoholic, which is no worse than any other alcoholic in terms of liver damage.

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>>31983043
Eh, better to have them than not. It was a tossup and I'm still shocked what happened happened. I really want to pick up a SKS, but I've already got a SLR-107 so it's kind of hard to justify when I've got a Pardini in my sights.

Damn LSP for giving me a 'Dini rection.

>>31982964
even if you're poor, you can get better than Jim Beam.
Ezra Brooks is better and cheaper.

I smoked weed :^)

>>31983068
i love and hate you all at the same fucking time

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>>31983104

My neighbors are from there, they have some solid stuff out there. Unobtanium is a solid beer, haven't had the rest of that series though. It's hard to find here.

>>31983043

Voted Gary too, bro. People were mad at me until Trump won and then the Hillary voters were mad we cucked them out of Florida

>>31983068

You're livin' the dream dude

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>>31983117
It is a purdy gun but yeah i like the guns i got, might not be the best but like hell i'm ganna spend $900 on a 1911. Unless its a colt delta elite.

>>31983123
Got a handle for $20 bucks! cant beat that!

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nothing better than some flake

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>>31983154
sure you can
a handle of this goes for $18 and stands up to bourbons twice it's price
putting it solidly into the "decent and passable" tier of whiskeys

>>31982049
Fucking nothing because I just got off work and I'm sitting in the car waiting for my fiance. Cop pulled up to help regulate bar rush, so here I am, a 6 pack of zeigenbock and not able to drink it.

>>31983149
People are ganna blame anything other than themselves if their candidate loses that's just unavoidable but at least our guns are safe and we didnt bow down on picking "the lesser of two evils" crap the left was spouting.

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>>31983149
I spend a lot of time in Huntsville, so I am well versed in Straight to Ale. Recently they had a Cream Ale that I loved. It didn't hurt that the label was sweet, too.

>>31982049
I don't drink.

I killed ten men in Ia Drang when I was on the liquor, Lahey.

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>>31983165
Well Thanks for bringing it too my attention i just always assume the "most recognizable" brand are usually the best.

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>>31983068
Stop this. I can only get so erect.

>>31983194
I've found when it comes to alcohol, the most recognizable brands are the ones who dump their money into advertising rather than making a decent product.

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>>31983182

C'est la vie. I vote based off my ideals, no shame. Glad Clinton lost though, not even lying.

>>31983183

Whta else is good over there? I know Druid City is by the university, but I swear I've had a lot of good Alabama beers. Too lazy to break out the untappt.

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just got home from deployment two days ago. took this baby out earlier today.
>sipping on pic related watching connor kick some ass

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>>31982049

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Older pic, but still relevant

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>>31983204
I'm sorry, /k/omrade. It's nice to do while sipping scotch.

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>>31983231
In Tuscaloosa, we've got Druid City, Black Warrior (my favorite in Tuscaloosa), and Band of Brothers.

In Huntsville we've got Yellowhammer, Salty Nut, Straight to Ale, Mad Malts, Green Bus (local only), Below the Radar, Rocket Republic, Blue Pants, and Old Black Bear, as well as several craft beer emporiums for lack of a better word. We kind of like craft beer here.

I split my time between the two cities. Also pic related is the inside of Druid City a month or so ago.

>>31983183

Bama bro, here. Have ya had some Good People IPA?

>>31982516
>>31982800
>>31983068
>>31983272

You're making me seriously re-evaluate my life right now.

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>>31983102
you spelled snuff wrong... and its usually taken intranasally.
Jokes aside, snuff is best tobacco product. followed by Peter Stokkebye Danish export rolling tobacco.

>>31983285
Nah, I'm weird in craft circles because I really hate IPA, but I have had their Bearded Lady Wheat beer and coffee oatmeal stout, both of which I like pretty good. If your from Birmingham you should try Trimtab Paradise Now, it's a Strawberry Berliner Weisse, but it's getting a bit cold for that now.

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>>31983284

Do you guys get any beer from Texas? Also that shit looks awesome, Roll Tide (Houston Coog here though)

>>31982800
>>31983068
>>31983272

May I ask what you do for a living, sir?

>>31982671
that fat bitch is sexy af. My ex gf looked just like that

Got together with a couple guys from /k/ I met at the bar, shitposted IRL and drank Bud and Jack at a bonfire, made coffee from my BoB afterwards.

If y'all are in the thread, you're glorious fuckin bastards, it was a good night.

>>31983272
>Hiring literal whores
Just get a fucking realdoll if you want to pose shit for pictures

>>31982272
whats up wild turkey bro im >>31983234

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>>31983326
Play BF1, Overwatch, HotS and some Marvel here and there. But Shadowrun is my heart and soul, /k/omrade.

Whole milk

I have to work in the morning...

>>31983326
I'm trying to think. There's the normal stuff like Shiner, but I can't seem to remember seeing any other stuff in the beer shops. I'm sure it's there, I just try to buy local beer when I can. Got any recommendations to look out for?

And Roll Tide, this day in college football has put a shit-eating grin on my face. Since I got back to my apartment from the Bama game, I've pretty much just been shitposting on one monitor and watching football on the other.

>>31983341
>WTF GIRLS R WHORES HEALTHY AT EVERY SIZE
didn't you get the memo?
shillary lost
you arent getting paid to post anymore

>>31983363
That's respectable, however much it may suck

>>31983341
>Hiring literal whores
>t. CTR non binary
there i fixed that for you

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>>31983367

I have no idea. My favorite large brewery here refuses to distribute outside the state, but you may find Jester King or some such at bottle shops. I honestly don't even know what to tell you look for, we're so closed off in the beer world here.

>>31983354

Ah, trustie I presume. I'm dating one, and am almost a NEET because of that except I go to school and work at a small brewery.

>>31983400
Man, I hate when breweries do that, but I get it I guess. One of the breweries I go to in Huntsville (Green Bus) doesn't even sell outside of their small brewery, which is really frustrating because it's pretty good.

>>31983400
Shit, I misread your question lol. I invested early and it paid off nicely. Not a trust fund baby. I'm glad I grew up the way I did. Wouldn't be the same if I'd been born with this!

>>31982049
Some lovely Armagnac over ice. Or I was before I got into bed.

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>>31983420

Well licensing is really shitty here, getting better but Real Ale will never sell past the Texas borders just because they're like that. Do y'all get St. Arnold?

>>31983423

Roger. Mine works, just has a ton of family money in the back. I'm just a bum vet trying to graduate school and brew beer.

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>>31983392
What? She clearly works for money i.e. she is a whore.

What did you think I meant?

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>>31983367
Don't forget about Ziegenbock! and there's Lone Star but i think its own by the russians now.

>>31983450
rofl nice save captain autismo

>>31983473
No, seriously, what other definitions of whore are there? I even put in "literal" to remove confusion.

>>31982516
Is that you Phil? Some may remember who Phil is

>>31983450
Demichad has a folowing who actually believe he doesnt pay girls. He also gets fairly butthurt if you point it out.

>>31983490
screen shot to where he's ever responded to someone being a nigger? dont think ive ever seen that happen?

>>31983445
We only just this summer passed a law that allowed breweries to sell their own beer in their store. I've read some pretty fucked up things about craft breweries in Texas (not being able to sell out of state, etc.). I absolutely love the South but we've got some pretty fucked up blue laws. In Tuscaloosa county, alcohol can only be sold (in restaurants or in a package) from noon-9:00

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>>31983485
>>31983496
some peoples lives are so shitty they can only imagine the lowest possible outcome kek

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Lone Star, 'cause I'm out of tequila

>>31983496
I myslef once pointed out that they were probably prostitutes in a completely non insulting way and he got extremely asspained by just the implication.

>>31983512

Jesus Christ. Our shit has improved, we can do growlers and sell whatever we want, until 12 or 2am depending on license. The out of state thing isn't us, it's other states lol. We sell lots in other places, hell Shiner was in the early seasons of X Files filmed in fucking Canada. I heard y'all went full on do whatever the fuck you want to, though?

>>31983522

Damn I need some tequila. Lone Star is an old "too drunk to buy more beer" standby

>>31983542
i see
seems a little uncharacteristic from what ive seen
on tinychat he didnt seem too payment involved with any of them
but if you say he was rustled then clearly youre the boss of history so you must have really gotten him angry

Water

Don't like alcohol, stopped drinking since I'm on fentanyl and norco now.

>>31983568
>having fentanyl is now a reason to NOT drink

What times we live in

>>31983566
Yeah... I don't really know about all of that lol. I just like ass and guns and I like sharing it. If he wants to assume I'm surrounded by whores then that's his prerogative. He didn't ask me, he made up his mind. Let him cook up whatever he needs to for good sleep at night lol! There. I responded and thus the record hath been lain!

>>31983566
Why is it so hard for you neets to accept that a rich guy pays whores?

>>31983586
>nice guns
>whores
>Some chairs

Post pics of your living room then I might be impressed. But I doubt it.

>>31983543
I seem to remember watching a craft beer doc where the Texans were saying that there was some law preventing the restaurant next door from being able to serve their beer. It was a while ago, I may be mistaken.

Craft beer has exploded here recently, it used to be a local thing, but a bunch of laws have been passed recently that have really blown up the scene like legalizing home brew and being able to sell bottled/canned beer in their own brewery (growlers were ok, though, so go figure). Add to that, that Huntsville especially is growing really fast, importing young non-local engineers (like me who are nerds that want more than just Bud), the scene is changing for the better. Shit, Shelby County (right next to Birmingham) just legalized Sunday sales like a month ago.

>>31983592
get him on webcam
feel like a complete dumbass

>>31983592
I imagine it's something similar to how hard it might be to believe that someone might be able to just ask girls to do shit without giving them money lol. Perhaps you and I are just a few steps removed in a few aspects of life lol.

>>31983512
wtf are you talking about? St. Arnold's out of Houston has been selling out of state for years now. It's been popping up around Louisiana like crazy recently

>>31982272
That is one sexy m9! What grips you got there?

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>>31983605

It used to be you couldn't sell beer in the same place you made it, but that law got changed in 2013. Lots of shit has changed since then, but here's still a ways to go. Breweries has exploded out here insanely. It's good feels. I wish we got more Alabama beers, you guys seem to do pretty well. Hell my podunk county on the coast has like 7 breweries.

>>31983592
madfag pls go

>>31983619
I dont have a hard time believing a rich attractive guy could pick up girls easily without paying them. I have a hard time believing that such a person would vehemently deny for hours and be insulted by the implication that he pays those women, as if its not a perfectly reasonable assumption.

>>31983664
he doesnt seem butthurt.
i think you just might be wrong here.

>>31983631
See>>31983641

I couldn't remember what the doc i saw said, and it is probably pretty dated now. I will say that I haven't seen any beer from Texas besides Shiner anywhere where I shop.

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Stoli vodka, because I'm working a 12 hr graveyard shift, it's cold, I'm depressed and hate my life.

>>31983664
I don't recall sperging out. Not really what I do, so I don't really know what to tell you lol. But that last call was also incorrect. I didn't pick up anyone either. I don't really go to clubs and whatnot. I met most before I came to my current financial status and in arcades etc. I suppose you could have just asked, but that wouldn't be you then would it lol?

>>31983695

So an average Soviet citizen?

>>31983641
She's a qt.

I really like the beer culture in Alabama, especially Huntsville. People are usually so surprised that Huntsville is the way it is, especially for Alabama. they don't realize that we have NASA and MDA, shit, 4 of my 6 neighbors growing up were literal rocket scientists, and I think that's really reflected in our local beer culture. We're a bunch of (insufferably) nerdy beer drinkers and it shows.

>>31983664
idk man i think autism is speaking here
if you called him out for paying for whores and he said he wasnt i think you kind of just pointed that where you wanted it to go

>>31983695
what are you doing on 12s?
>>31983711
lulz

>>31983697
>I met most before I came to my current financial status
So middle class?

Pics of living room or stop pretending to be rich.

>>31983725
you are clearly new to demi chad. just stop.

>>31983670
>>31983697
>>31983714
Saying lol after insulting someone for making a perfectly reasonable assumption doesnt actually make you not mad

>>31983725
I met up with him after an email in the thread where he posted the m249. He's not middle class by any means.

>>31983734
I am new to "demi-chad", but just by the level of asshurt that was created by mentioning the word "whore" makes me think I'm not wrong.

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>>31983713

Thanks bro

Yeah, I'm in the county right next to NASA. When I moved here at 12 years old we had French astronauts and all kinds of engineers on our street. I live a bit farther out in the sticks now, more farms and horses. I can totally buy the whole people hating on folks in AL for made up reasons, blue state people think there's nothing outside of their hugboxes. I get a lot of, "Oh wow, I didn't know there was this place lol it's so rural! Selfie with me for my whore friends back in SF/Boston/NYC!" way, way more than anyone ever should. It's pitiful.
Although, it is hilarious to watch them freak out when the coyotes come after sundown.

>>31983739
I'm a chipper guy lol.

>>31983751
Bingo

>>31983767
>boyfriend detected

>>31983753
>pretty sure that is my sister
Is that you?
Have you met her family?

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Arizona is for morning they work well for hangovers. I was drinking shit nickoli vodka no clue where the bottle went.

>>31983777

Yeah, unless you're David in Austin it's not you. I know her folks.

>>31983751
im not sure mang
he comes in posting pricey guns and a nice ass
you get assmud and try dissecting it to feel better about your neetness. he types lol and you go category 5 spergout claiming somebodys mad
shiggy diggy doo

>>31983753
It's funny, because when I meet the blue state people they jab at us for being stupid and backward, and then they work in a coffee shop whereas I was an engineer on the SLS (NASAs new rocket system). Its hard, but I just bite my tongue and let them get it out of their system. There are a lot of Chicago-ans at Bama, and they always go back hooked on our food and sweet tea.

>>31983640
http://www.berettausa.com/en-us/beretta-92-series-wood-grips/e00219/
custom fitting required if you change out the mag release

>>31983794
I've only posted four times in this thread now 5. Two of those posts were completely unrelated. I didn't even know there were people who actually thought those WEREN'T whores.

Still waiting on the living room pics, otherwise stick to posting your guns and stop talking about your "current financial status"

>>31983794
Youre arguing with at least 3 people

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Glock 17 Gen 4 and some Smirnoff Ice a friend left here.

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>>31983799

I hear that, we have the highest rate of international students in the country at my school UH. I take them shooting, plus get insanely drunk with them on occasion. It's good times, most love it, it's the Calicucks and Northeastern folks that turn their noses up (even though Texas is richer than NY)

>>31983834
probably left it on purpose

>>31983786
10mm like a real man

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>>31983711
Well of course comrade!

>>31983720
Fucking security in the middle of nowhere, guarding a transformer factory.

>>31983848

It literally tastes like nothing but fruit juice.

>>31983851
Why of course what else do you grab in case of heroin addicts or bears nothing else will do.

>>31983341
>>31983450
>>31983485
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>>31983819
The real buttmud faggots appear. Some are samefagging too.
>Ur arguing with so many we R legion lel
It's okay to be jelly anon

>>31983812
>hurt durr pay attention to me or ur not u im the interior designer faggot of 9gag
my god man have you never seen the price of some of those guns

>>31984068
My house is fucking tiny but I own a lathe, what is your point? You can minmax hard if you're single and middle class, being rich is not needing to minmax.

You can own five holland and holland shotguns and live in a 1,000 square foot apartment, that doesn't make you wealthy.

>>31983888
And God forbid a herd of Buffalo roll through the back yard

>>31983326
Love Buffalo Bayou, if you haven't had their Smoke on the Water beer you ought to try it, it's fucking insanely good.
Also, I'm sure you're had it, but St. Arnold's Christmas beer is a great, high-ABV, cheap beer for the winter.
Also, go Owls.

Beer is undrinkable piss water.

This is coming from a man who routinely drinks warm gold tequila.

>>31984152
If your beer is watery you're buying the wrong brand.

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>>31984174
People respond like this all the time, everyone says OMG UR JUST NOT DOING IT RITE and hands me whatever they are drinking, it's all shit.

All of it.

Unless there is a brand of beer that is clear and 80 proof I'm not interested.

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>>31982049
Been drinking this every night for the past few days. It's almost too sweet.

>>31984196
>clear drinks
Oh, I didn't realize you only drink at gay clubs.

>>31984218
>Oh, I didn't realize you only drink at gay clubs.
You realize all whiskey is clear before you age it right?
Did you never make moonshine with your dad growing up?

>>31984196
>FUCK U. HOW DARE YOU HAVE DIFFERENT TASTES

Kek, fuck these people. You drink whatever the fuck you want man

>>31984229
No because we have jobs and it's not the prohibition era.

>>31984242
It's fun, super easy to do, and tastes great if you do it right.

The best part is nobody will tell you how to do it right so your moonshine ends up being a reflection of yourself. Distilling alcohol is an art form, if you actually work so much that you can't have hobbies then I truly pity you.

>>31984291
amex black
well played

>>31984094
see
>>31984291
well i guess there goes that theory

>>31982282
>take the knot slr-2

>>31982262
omnifurry pls go

>>31982243
I like you

Stanwell is awesome tobacco

>>31982685
Bulleit is fantastic whiskey for the price.

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>>31982049
Can I join?

>>31984094
Did you really just said minmax
What a massive fucking dweeb faggot

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ATF election night

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>>31982243
fuck yeah fellow pipe smoker.

The rest of my collection. I've since smoked the last of the Golden Sliced and switched it out with Peterson's University Flake.

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noguns california reporting in. Martell tonight.

Eggnog <3

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post sips

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>>31982049
Uni degree and enlistment for the lulz soon.

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>>31982049
The only choice

>>31983272
fuck the fat neckbeards whining about where they could only imagine getting girls. keep pissing off the shills.

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Feels good being in the same state as the Trump winery

Some sour beer that tastes like wine and Raging Bitch IPA from Flying Dog brewery. Might have a bit of Old Camp "whiskey" while I'm trying to find the right red dot for my mini 14

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>>31989724
>tfw Virginia is now a swing state

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>tfw F is only airshit
I drink the A to take away the pain

>>31983272
Is that a KAC or a DD?

>>31990361
It's an LVOA, some snowflake edition I can't recall right now. I'll go upstairs and look in a second. I feel like it would pair nicely with an appletini lol! Or perhaps I'm just bitter that I haven't shot it yet.

>>31982671
I like your taste in water containers and thicc hunies.

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>>31989724
Buffalo Trace is my favorite bourbon. Also, I need to find a slide safety jericho like that.

>>31990467
fucking pristine taste. love the trigger on those walthers and lucky strikes are the only good smokes left
got my jericho from cdisales on gunbroker. he always has them. i had to have the full correct weeb version

>>31990500
checked, and thanks for the gunbroker seller tip

>>31984094
>1,000 square foot apartment
Well damn I have one and I thought I was doing pretty well for myself. Can you bump that down to 500 sf next time so I don't feel like shit?

>>31989861
>>tfw Virginia is now a blue state
ftfy

>>31984196
What tequila do you drink? I'm just starting to get into it. I've been drinking Deleon and the other day I tried Corazon but I didn't like it as much as the Deleon.

>>31982049
libtard tears 2016. A great year, salty but extremely dry

>>31982889
How is monkey shoulder ?

>>31990800
well hes kind of a faggot so

>>31989568
>not diet coke
NO DRUGS
NO CIGGARETS
NO ALCOHOL

Irish coffee

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Kurosawa Nigori Sake: really good, cheap, need to go clean out the store soon to get the rest of it.
J.R Ewing: really strong flavor, not cheap, not make in Texas as far as I can tell.
Asahi: generic beer, not bad, not as good as shiner. Might buy again if I can find it cheaper.

>>31983264
How is that, saw it in the store a few days ago.

>>31983782
I've never had any jap whiskey, is that worth trying?

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>>31983068
>you will NEVER be Chad Thunder/k/ock
/r9mm/ reporting in

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>>31983272
How did you even end up here on 4chan, Thunderglock?
hopefully still in thread

>>31991322
post boi pucky

>>31991501
You can be, /k/omrade
>>31991583
Actually, I came here for advice when I was nofuns. I'll always give back in the form of bitches with guns or advice if I can!

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>>31991781
I'm a noguns and a samefag since I realized I had a better nickname and no edit button
how do you even find a /k/ gf? most girls are absolutely terrified of guns, at least where I am in lib-hell

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Never had Makers Mark before, not bad

>>31991831
It's actually easier than you think. Girls who play fps. She's already familiar with the vidya version and doesn't take much time to educate properly. she's competitive, good hand eye coordination, and she's not afraid of loud noises. Once you know one and go to a range, they meet others and suddenly you've got a house full of 2A trump supporting girls that have their own collections and do the 3 gun thing.

>>31991831
You can always move. Also you're talking to the wrong girls. I live in Maryland and every girl I've ever dated absolutely loved the idea of going to the range with me. A lot of women are indeed pro gun control but there really aren't that many who are terrified of guns or who want to ban all guns. Going to a controlled environment like a range is a thing that many girls are definitely into, and once they realize you're actually responsible they usually don't care about you owning guns at all.

>>31991979
Try elijah craig 12. That's some smooth drinking wonderful bourbon.

>>31992152
This. A lot of girls like the idea of empowerment through firearms. Good advice here.

>>31992167
>elijah craig 12
Did you not notice that they removed the age statement or is that still on the shelves where you are?

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Apple cider lemon bourbon smash.

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I'm such a real man that my doctor told me I can't drink anymore.

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I'm about to sell my house, I'll miss the bar dearly.

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>>31990823
Montezuma Gold
I'm probably not really the person to ask.

It's kind of a stockholm syndrome type thing at this point, if I want to drink good liquor I have a single bottle of Bookers I've had for years, and I have a glass of that.

>>31992469
Is that one of those .380 maks?

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>>31992695
You have shit taste, but RIP all the same.

>>31992623
How much do you drink a night and how old are you. i drink a shit ton and I'm wondering when the news will hit me.

>>31992733
STOP FUCKING LOOKING AT ME!

>>31992773
Not him, but if you're under 30 you're pretty much gtg.

I drank around 3-500mL a night of something 80 proof or above for way too long and my liver turned out fine.

>>31992773
Prior to taking doc's advice, I drank two to three cocktails a night (everyone I've mixed a cocktail for has told me it's way too strong) on weeknights, and on weekends all bets were off. I've missed work at my current job twice due to hangover. I'm 25.

>>31992793
>3-500mL
well you've got me beat most i can drink in a night is a fifth of Smirnoff, but I'm also thin as a rail.

>>31992839
6'3" 140lbs, I blame my irish heritage

Also when I said a "night" I meant literally constantly, so call that per day I guess.

>>31992850
yeah finishing a fifth for me is a hours long affair usually done on Friday 4pm - passout-am

>>31992885
>tfw your alcohol tolerance increases and a bottle of cheap tequila won't even get you to smashed

>>31992839
You know a fifth is MORE than 500 mL, right? A fifth is 750mL.

>>31992740
Nah, its one of the recent Bulgarian imports.

>>31990865
I enjoy it, and for the price it can't really be beat

Cherry coke zero

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>>31983354
Cheers chummer.

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>>31993972
So ka, Omae.

>>31992733
Get some damn Deleon it will ruin your life.

>>31991322
Are you my wife? Since when have you been coming here?

>tfw over a year sober
Feels really good, man

>>31983068
I like this guy

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>>31982243
>>31982895
>>31982925
>>31989276
>>31990295
Pleasantly surprised to see all these brothers of the briar

>>31982516
People really hire whores to impress 4chan?

>>31997377
you're trying too hard faggot
post a gun or a grill or anything worth a shit or shut your trap loving shit up

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>>31997402
I am a grill, so there's that. And I'm in the UK for my masters right now so my guns are back home. You don't have to believe me if you don't want to.

I'm just shocked people lap this shit up.

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Talisker 16

>>31997377
well I imagine he fucks them too
in that respect it's better than an actual gf, because you do what you want then they leave

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>>31997377
Maybe some need to. I'm not one of them. Need some advice to getting one so you can save your sheckles, /k/omrade?

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>>31997421
riiiiiiiiight

>>31997448
I disagree. Why would a prostitute be better than someone you love who loves you? If you're dating someone you'd rather fuck and leave, I don't think you're doing it right.

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>>31997449
See
>>31997421
I prefer cock anyway.

>>31997457
Whatever, man.

>>31997421
tits or gtfo u jelly fat slut
male or female tits or gtfo

>>31997485
Sorry, I'm not degenerate.

>>31997421
>lel no fuggin way im letting dis guy show dits and ass ill show him for stealing my attention cuz im a grilz
shut the fuck up cunt

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>>31997506
Your buttmad is delicious.

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>>31997521
>mad about pictures on an image board
>body shame manifests in the form of slut shaming
>passive aggressive faggotry
tumblrina pls go

>>31997449
Its amazing how easily you bring out the borderline libs. Keep living the dream.

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>>31997548
Quote where I am "body-shaming." I'm merely assuming they're postitutes because they're barely clothed in any picture. I'm pretty sure most women would rather walk around the house in their PJs like I do rather than a thong and tights. It's a reasonable assumption.

>>31997582
im sure your Muslim boyfriend loves you very much

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>>31997592
Nope, he's white atheist and likes guns as much as I do. Nice try though.

>>31997582
So because a girl wants to make a guy happy she's a prostitute?
Come, now lol. It's [insert year]. Also, see
>>31997449
That's comfy looking, methinks. But I suppose to you that may very well be slutty lol.

>>31997612
I prefer long flannel pajama pants, warm socks, and a guy's T-shirt because I'm always cold. But yeah, I guess that pic isn't too bad.

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>>31997603
>>31997582
>>31997521
>>31997499
>>31997478
>>31997421
stumped

>>31997635
>coutertrolled

>>31997628
Fair enough. I suppose I am South American to a fault. I love sharing it too, so there's that. I don't think it's right to base judgements on appearance, but then again I look like a Chad douchebag but I'd like to think I'm a decent human being.

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>>31997603
>fedora

water

>>31997666
do you ever get mad ffs

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>>31997682
I never said any of those things nor do I think them. Everyone has a right to freedom of religion. That's what America is about.

>>31997714
Yes lol. I have 9 month old Rottweilers. I am angry at least twice a day haha!

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>>31997449
>tfw no k gf to hang up my christmas lights

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Why do you guys get so butthurt about a guy sharing pics of his gf? If you truly didn't care you wouldn't be talking about it. And don't fucking slut shame that the most dumbest thing feminist and red pillers do.

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>>31997960
so much this

>>31997960
I would do the same shit if the girls I fucked were that hot.

>>31997960
i cringe everytime one of the clearly envious hambeasts starts with their shilling shit
>but m-muh slut shaming
he posts hot bitches and nice firearms
better than the ugmo slut who gets on to bitch about him or ernie the engineer with his made up lathe and no guns

>>31982825
Nice, I enjoy a good gose Beer every once and a while

>>31983786
still my favorite fruit punch in existence, you have good tastes anon

>>31982049
Real men don't feel the need to validate themselves with their habits and possessions. That being said I'm about to head out to total wine and get more beer because this has been one hell of a week

>>31982701
Not being such a pussy that you have no self control

>>31999884
are you retarded

>>31999912
I've been told that it takes one to know one, but I don't know how true that is

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I'm a lonely faggot.

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I don't partake in tobacco these days.

>>31999884
I didnt know the lgbt had its very own ghandi

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Remy should be in every man's cabinet.

>>31991079
They're my go-to. Really crisp and clean on the tongue

The Nikka has a good kick to it, but doesn't overpower the flavour (I hear it's very hard to get ahold of in the states though)

Yamazaki is great. Hakushu I only tried a glass of but had a bit more of the smoky, peaty flavour. Hibiki is amazing, but pricey.

Kakubin is good for a cheap bottle for mixing, especially their signature highballs in the summertime. Premium edition is decent on it's own, too.

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America!

Rum, straight from the bottle. Fuck you all, my dog's dead, I can get shitfaced if I want to.

>>32001053
You could get shitfaced if you wanted to before your dog passed. But sorry about your loss. Got pics of dog?

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This is my Bud 40. This my problem solver right here.

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>>32001053
fuckin atf. Sorry to hear that anon.

>>31983102
nick & johnny red hot is the tits. using skruf los at the moment.

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>>32001053
Condolences for the loss of your pupper anon.

>>31982925
whats the gun on the left?

My brain likes alcohol but my body doesn't

It's just not worth it, the drunkenness doesn't last long enough and it's too uncomfortable/nauseating to get drunk. I was drunk at 8, now it's 10 and I'm mostly sober. Barely got anything out of it and I'll still wake up tomorrow dehydrated. Alcohol is a bad meme

>>32002499

baby want a blanket?

>>32002510
Great post, really bang-up job on that post

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>>31982049
too much vodka like every other night

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>all these numales drinking anything other than whiskey
>all these numales in denial thinking jack daniels and blended scotches count

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>>31996842
>>31989276
>>31987420
>>31982243
Wow, people are starting to smoke pipes again.
A true conservative revolution is in this age.

>>32002599
Hey, I prefer a single malt any day of the week, but not all blends are terrible.

>>31982049
How is po7?