Tactical pen vs knife for self defense

>>31974673
if i'm trying to steal your wallet and you stab me with a 60 dollar pen i'm going to turn the mugging into a rape

>>31974676
Fair enough. Suggestions for a knife that is viable for self defense but is discreet enough that nobody will know that I'm carrying it?

>>31974684
There are countless folders and fixed blades that meet this req

>>31974684
get a plane jane non serrated CRKT and drop the autism of using it for self defense.

>>31974684
It's a sharp piece of metal that you keep in your pocket so that you can shank someone if you have to. What do you think this is, a shopping trip to the local purse shop?

If you have time to take something out of your pocket, let it be the most deadly thing you can carry.

>>31974708
one of these >31974400 ?

>>31974676

Are you using blood from your wound as lube...Or are you just gonna do it bone dry? Cause one of them is my fetish.

>>31974727
i'm going to stab you in the butt and use your ass blood like an ink pot to write bad poetry on your back

also prolly a packet of mustard as lube i spose

>>31974673
Op let me bring you back to reality and attempt to be a voice of reason.

Im in a state that I cannot carry a pistol.

I've been through this "phase" before. I got a cold steel recon one knife because of that stupid deadliest warrior show. Heavy as fuck and retardedly big.

Also carried a tacticool pen. Also retardedly giant and fucking clumbersome. If you write with it you get arthritis after two sentences.

Now I just carry around a multitool and edc a small 3 inch folder. That actually sees the light of day and gets used.

Watch some real knife fight videos. They are gruesome and brutal. Seriously, You are better off working on your cardio and running away from whatever imaginery self defense scenario you are dreaming of.


>Inb4 you have bitch hands
>Inb4 defenseless cuck

Also what the fuck is the point of having a badass self defense knife if your not trained in it. For fucks sake your coming to /k/ to ask about a pen or knife. I know for damn sure you aren't going to train hoe to use it.

Plus how the fuck is it going to look when you get into an altercation and slice up a dude. Once you pull out a knife you escalated the situation. A jury will fuck you.

>>31974736

Tl;dr save yourself the money and possible lawsuit. Get a simple edc folder and go running or take some self defense classes.

Sorry for the mispellings. On my phone.

Well if you live in a country where self defense is illegal, you can carry the pen but not the knife.

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>>31974732
Fucking LEL.

>>31974704
not him, but every faggot in knife/edc threads refuses to recommend anything under $200

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>>31974781
Because anything below that price point is pleb tier trash. In fact, some at the $200 price are also pleb tier(looking at you Benchmade).

>>31974795
>it costs me $350 to open my potato chips

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>>31974803
>having to use a knife to open a bad of potato chips
Do you have the arm strength of a FAS baby?

>>31974814

>be this retarded not to get sarcasm
>be this retarded not to understand that any faggot with a $200+ knife finds any excuse to use it.

>>31974781
https://www.crkt.com/m16-03z-spear-point.html

70 dollerydoo's best knife ive ever owned

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>>31974820
I was thinking of going even cheaper and grabbing pic related.


or maybe waiting another week and splurging on a Shizuka noh Ken

>>31974820
>>31974830

>mfw you retards are paying full msrp and shipping
>not using amazon
>mfw crkt charges $50 for resharpening

I hate absolutely hate crkt knives. Just my perference.

Something to keep in mind is benchmade has a free lifesharp warrantry. Throw that bitch in the mail and in a week or two it's sharp as fuck again.

I've done this three times. They sharpen, clean, and reoil it. Totally worth it.

>>31974852
i'm not a numale school marm i just sharpen my own knives

not a complex process

>>31974856

I know how to resharpen and dibe it plwntly of times. You're not special.

I have other shit to do like jack off. plus they do it better than you.

Also the post machine at my work pays for shipping, So why the fuck would I waste my time.

>>31974873
they jack you off too?

>>31974781
I always recommend the Ontario rat 2

>>31974875

Fuck, It's getting late.

If they did, they still would do it better than you even though you're a raging faggot with plenty of experience.

>>31974887
"would still"

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>>31974818
>grasping at straws
Must be difficult with underdeveloped toddler arms.

>>31974891

Fuck me. I actually tried that post.

Nuff /k/ for tonight.

Op have fun dreaming of a fight where you save the day with your edc pocket knife.

>>31974752
Sauce? I'm diamonds

>>31974900
"OP"

all caps

>>31974820
Aaron?

>>31974875
If they're going to fuck me in the ass I at least expect a reacharound.

>>31974781
Because they're knife fetishists and are memeing.

>>31974673
Whichever you actually train with/know how to use. Same goes for any weapon.

>>31974795
I'd prefer benchmade over sebenza, sorry