Weaponized Goats

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>>31972703
> ride into battle
Giant battle goats with Kevlar barding would be cool.

>fill them with TNT and catapult them at the enemy?
WTF would you do that? Goats are our friends.

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>>31972703

>>31972703
>>31972756
well... its the most unpleasant really, but has been considered by us defense contractors. Attach compass/gps to goat, run electrodes from device to pleasure/pain pathways in brain. Pleasure when walking twords (insert your direction here) pain when walking anywhere else.
Add explosives.
Add trigger.
???
: (

>>31972703
>WTF would you do that? Goats are our friends.
merely speculating, I'm partial to the first one, so scientist need to get to it

>>31972860
woops meant>>31972756

Anal IED

Teach them to eat electronics instead of cans. Goats become invaluable for infosec.

>>31972703
We make them more sexually attractive and use them as prostitutes. When they're being used, they explode.

The mussies will have a blast with them.

>>31972903
>We make them more sexually attractive [to hajjis]
So give them blonde pigtails and teach them German?

>fill them with TNT and catapult them at the enemy?
What the hell is wrong with you?!

Capture stray enemies, fill THEM with the TNT.

>>31972939
>What the hell is wrong with you?!
I've been drinking, my other theory involves giving them laser eyes to incinerate our/their enemies with

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>>31972756
>Goats are our friends.

>>31972703
Those antirape spike female condoms aught to do the trick.

We should invest in models for burros and camels too.

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>>31972756
>be goat
>see that striped faggot Jeffrey who won't settle down ever
>oh look, he's being retarded again
>turn away slowly, muttering
>ermagerd whee :D bloop bloop bloop :DDDD
>feel hoves, realize, but it is too late
>whee! :D
>get kicked over
>fucking Jeffrey

>>31972879
Goats will chew on everything.

>>31972913
pic related

>>31972703
>He doesn't already have a steel wooled battering ram

Billy GOAT git gud mother fucker

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>>31972703
Infect goats with AIDS
Drop all over ME
Wait
Problem solved

>>31972703
That thing is majestic as fuck.