Who are we taking to the winter ball?

>>31972150
/an/ of course.

>>31972150
Whoever warms my balls up. It's cold.

>>31972150
/mlp/

/an/ is the only choice newfags

>>31972198
Doesn't /an/ hate us?

>>31972198
/an/ is a crazy cat lady.

We're either going to wake up /b/ or /robot9k/ and make them wear a dress at gun point. Or let's get creative and finally make pol our bitch.

>>31972150
totally /an /

Is /out/ available?

>>31972275
>>31972264
She's our wife. Of course she's crazy and hates us, but we're still taking her and fucking her silly after.

>>31972275

> implying we don't already booty call /pol/

>>31972282
isnt she out daughter or something?

>>31972288
>/pol/
>attractive in any way, shape, or form

>>31972294
*our daugher

Let's see if /asp/ is down for anything. Love me some combat sports.

>>31972150
>/pol/ ended up with /x/
ayy

we have to help set up /pol/ with /lgbt/ this year

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>>31972241
Care to give us a chance, /k/? Please?

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>>31972333
No.

>>31972287
>>31972288
I'm not cleaning the litter box.

>>31972300
No, /out/ is our hippy son that eats tofu, and likes to get "in touch" with things.

/an/ is always /k/'s date.

>>31972361
2016 is the year to shake things up though.

>>31972367
>cheating on your wife
no thank you

>>31972361
>>31972370
Seriously.. /an/ sucks. Have you been there?

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>>31972370
It seems to be in style nowadays

>>31972333
That's actually pretty tastefully done, unlike that Mauser.

>>31972333
nice trips

and from what I've seen /mlp/ is 75% cancer and 25% decent, so I guess if we're cool with the chick that vomits on you and smells like bread, but puts out at the end of the night... maybe?

>>31972378
>>31972378
what's /an/ like anyways? Never been.

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>>31972150
/trash/

Gay buttsex with /m/?

>>31972395
>endless ERP threads
>furry central
>where banned generals go to die
>somehow more pointless than /s4s/
how bout no

I thought /an/ dumped us for hunting animals

>>31972395
>Taking furry /k/ meme seriously

>>31972275
>/an/
>Cat lady
Uh, no, /an/ frequently has threads calling for the culling of all outdoor cats. They hate cats so fucking much.

>>31972414

I blame /out/.

>>31972275
fuck off. /an/ is our fucking wife. we have a kid. We aren't going to take a trap to the ball.

>>31972275
/an/ is wifey. /pol/ is going with /x/ this year.

>>31972358
/out/ is a female boardtan. /out/ is galaxy /an/ and /k/'s kid in a grown up form.

Okay how bout /aco/-tan/? Or /toy/?

>>31972392
Some typical 4 chan poster comes in "hey guys my dogs sick plz help

/An/ take it to vet

4chan poster, I don't have any money, plz help guys

/An/ fuck you, if you can't afford your dogs Obamacare you don't deserve to have a pet!

Their not entirely wrong, but fuck those people. /An/ isn't this kommandos gf.

>>31972460
/an/ has been our wife for longer then you have been on 4chan you newfag. fuck off.

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/aco/-tan though

>>31972441
>>31972448
>>31972452
Is a record skipping? Those people are deplorable. Fucking newfags.

Maybe they weren't so bad years ago.

>>31972476
So since 2005. When neither board existed?

anyone have the cartoon of /k/ and /an/ walking?

>>31972492
Get the fuck out, we haven't separated yet.
/k/ is nothing if not loyal.

>>31972501
/an/ used to be /n/ which was around in 2005
/k/ was added September 8th 2004

you are fucking newfag.

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>>31972502
/rummages

I know the one you mean, but I can't find it.

>>31972547
that was the only one i could fine too

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>>31972502

>>31972531
Fair enough, you got me. But I'm not a newfag. I was a btard back then.

Found /k/ around 2011. I just don't think as highly of /an/. They are as rude to people about animals as we are of weapons. But there's more emotions with animals.

>>31972448
No pol got freaked out because KEK was telling them not to through the numbers.

Pol's probably stag RN.

>>31972607
no, fuck you. get out.

>>31972637
Fuck you. Im gonna go kill a cat now.

>>31972575
fuckinthanks man

>>31972649
neither i nor /an/ likes cats so go ahead?

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>>31972663

>>31972693
I'm gonna tie it to a tree and smack it with a shovel. Coyote bait. Hope you or the piss bucket an don't care about them either.

>>31972719
/an/ pls

>>31972719
i don't and /an/ seems to be pro hunting. coyotes are a pest animal. You are doing a really bad job if you are trying to trigger me. i don't even frequent /an/ i don't give a fuck about animals.

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>>31972710
Why don't you like /pol/? :(

>>31972747
/pol/ and /k/ have made up since willis was around.

>>31972275
Shall we send one of our tripfags to force /b/ at gun point to wear the dress and be our sex slave for the winter ball or what?

>>31972734
Hmm
>>31972736
I talk. I have conversations. You talked to me, we conversed. I don't bait.

Maybe if /an/ was attractive.

>>31972779
Send in antman

He'll get the job done

>>31972150
/pol/ is looking very attractive after this whole thing with praising a frog god and electing Trump

>>31972796
>implying he would actually obey a directive order from /k/ to force /b/ into submission
>implying he wouldn't just force /b/ to be his own personal sex slave instead

>>31972811
Why wouldn't he?

He would get the job done right?

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>>31972294
who cares?

>>31972796
>>31972811
>>31972826
who the hell is antman?

>>31972395
NO

>>31972773
get the fuck outta here, faggot!

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>>31972747
Not him but i support minorities arming themselves

>>31972855
>t. willis

>>31972846
A trip who wanted to weaponize ants. Fed Ant piles dead frogs.

It was actually kinda funny if you're a fellow psychopath. It got real weird real fast, so banned.

>>31972798
/pol/ can go out with /his/. I think they'd really enjoy speaking about the finer points of why Marxism is retarded and about the civil war.

>>31972949
Weird like what?

>>31972988
Is throwing frogs on a pile of ants and watching them eat it not weird to you?

Fuck kid, I saw combat in OIF. That's some weird "I wanna see torture" shit.

>>31972846
A old and crazy trip.

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>>31972150

/pol/

They saved our guns through endless prayer to kek.

>>31973067
>>31972987
>>31972798
>>31972773
>>31972747
>>31972625
/lgbtg/ has already accepted /pol/'s invite for a mutual blowjob and after dance drunken hate fuck.

So you can't pick /pol/.

>>31973047
>>31973054
So just some kid that likes to throw frogs on ant hills

Sounds like a normal edgy teenager from /b/

So what is different with this tripfag?

>>31973170
Detailed Explanations on how he wanted to scale up from dead frogs to live prepubescent girls.

>>31973047
>>31972949
>>31973170
Wouldn't the frog just eat the ants...?

>>31973189
Ok that is more than just normal edgy shit

>>31972330
Too late, /pol/ asked out /x/ and they're together this year

>>31973208
Are you able to eat without your arms and legs anon?

>>31973170
It was some shitty writefag's attempt to troll /k/ with an almost golden-age comic over-the-topness. Literally saying things like "I'm not the crazy one, it's everyone else who is crazy" and posting ambiguous pictures of nothing. Later he "died" - presumably when whomever was writing that crap got sick of being insulted.

>>31973250
Yes.

>>31973260
He posted pics of ants eating the frog. fiction or not, he was a sick bitch.

>>31973322
But anon aren't we all sick bitches?

>>31972150
Who's /fit/ taking

>>31973389
I'm pretty sure /fit/ is taking /hm/.

>>31973376
No, I'm a sick bitch. Infantry and killed fucks.

He's the type of guy his grandma probably didn't want to hug.

>>31973389
themselves.


We're taking /an/. All people that disagree are newfags. We have a good relationship and they're a cool board.


Plus she lets me do unholy things to that ass.

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest /pol/. They memed Trump into office, and we will benefit greatly from the justices he chooses.

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/pol/ and /x/ are a thing now.

/x/ taught /pol/ magic and gave the a pagan god to worship. /pol/, being /pol/ took it too far, saved /k/ from stress induced heart attacks and //made /x/ wet at their power level.

>>31973471
ok well we don't have to go with them, but we at least owe /pol/ a blowjob

/an/ has always been our wife.

Anyone that says otherwise is a newfag.

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>All these people not saying /an/
REEEEEEEEEE

GET OUUUTTTTTTTTT

Fuck the newfags.
Post /k/ and /an/ doing cool stuff.

>>31973532
Is there ome were /k/ saves /an/ from antman?

>>31973544
>one

>>31972150
it's gotta be /an/ tradition and all that. We're just gonna get smashed with /tg/ again anyway

>>31973519
Source: newfag

>>31972260
>>31973436
>>31973519
>>31973532
The archive says otherwise, /k/ and /an/ broke-up long ago
http://desuarchive.org/k/thread/31724888/

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So when are we asking her?

We should try to make it romantic, keep things interesting.

Is /out/ going? She's way too young for that.

>>31972855
lol willis was actually like 15 when he made that

How about /lgbt/ they're pretty chill

>>31972299
>getting your news from someone who couldn't even predict the election.

It's like your brainwashed or something...

>>31973591

Go away, /x/.

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>>31973591
>Some retard said we were never together last month
>"yeah dude we haven't been together in forever."
Literally a newfag.

/an/ is wife and /out/galaxy is our daughter.

>>31973611
Not even /x/
/x/ and /k/ broke-up before /k/ went out with /an/

>>31973591
These people are fucking stupid spouting old memes. It like people from pol who think we actually like them.

it's funny how everyone who thinks /k/ and /an/ go together call everyone else newfags, but the only time they get mentioned together is in threads like these on /k/, and never on /an/

>>31973635
Because they are cancer. You're right.

>>31973508
no

Is /tg/ going to come?

they say /lgbt/ is pretty cool, m-maybe you should take them to the ball..

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>>31972150
Fucking /an/ as always you nigger

>>31973635
and other boards bring up their supposed relationships regularly? /k/ and /an/ gets brought up whenever someone asks for willis' drawfaggotry, which is pretty essential board culture that I doubt the other boards have an equivalent.

TLDR; you're a faggot

>>31973678
just because
>muh board culture
doesn't mean it's anything real. in reality, the boards that are similar to/like /k/ are /pol/, /tg/, /x/, /m/, and a few others. willis is one of the main reasons behind the /k/ and /an/ thing, when he was a teenager. now he thinks those pictures he drew are dumb, because he was a teenager.

Has anyone asked /an/ yet? Because it's going to take them like 2 weeks to get back to us.

>>31973660
>they say /lgbt/ is pretty cool, m-maybe you should take them to the ball..
Don't tell me. /pol/ told you no?

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>>31973715
Willis wasn't around when the /k/&/an/ ship started, but nice try amigo.

/pol/ is like our retarded uncle and /x/ is fucking crazy now. /tg/ is a fairly close friend. /k/ likes animals, we have battlebuddy threads, we hunt, we like /an/. (plus, /tg/ /pol/ /m/ are all dudes and we're not gay yo)

Plus /an/-tan is really hot, get fucked commie.

>>31973660
take /mlp/ if they don't go with /pol/, homosexuality is a choice anyway so you should be able to swing that way for a bit.

>>31973761
Well they offered to let us give them a blow job after the ball, but honestly we are over that shit. And we think /k/ is really great, so if you're interested.. maybe we can go together?

>>31973785
Nah dude we're going with /an/ and we're going to continue to suppress our questionably homosexual tendencies.

>>31972241
As I /k/ leaning crossboarder I support this.

There's less anti gun faggots over there than here nowadays.

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>>31973775
Fuck no, we disowned our own mother Faust because she turned into a feminist scum, there's no way we're dating /lgbt/
t. /mlp/

>>31973806
But we hate feminist too! C'mon give us a chance.

>>31973852
>>31973806
See, knew that you fags were perfect for one another.

Seriously I thought /mlp/ was with /d/? What happened there? Hell I would be fine with taking some of those horsefuckers, they always go innawoods with shitstorms from the other boards anyway

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>>31973908
Aww gee thanks anon.

You fucking queer.

>>31973806
Really? I gave up MLP early this year so I don't know what's been going on

>>31973997
>gave up

Whatever you say anon.

The ride has ups and downs, but it's never over.

[can'tspoileron/k/]You're here forever[can'tspoileron/k/]

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>>31972299
>/pol/
>not attractive

>>31973908
As long as they don't bring that poor Mauser I am okay with this. Also /mlp/-tan is kinda cute. Imagine trying to teach her to shoot a gun in the right stance and she falls on her ass over and over again.

>>31973136
Fuck off fag. /polgbt/ will NEVER EVER be a thing.

>>31974050
>>31973908
We're taking /an/ you niggers, we always take /an/.

We're a fucking married man god dammit.

>>31974059
What's wrong with open relationship, anon?

>>31974059
Fuck /an/ I want a divorce.

/an/ is such a shitty fucking board.

We're keeping custody of /out/ tho.

>>31974059
We divorced /an/ and kept custody of /out/
Imagine /out/ getting a pony
>>31974065
Agreed anon, /an/ doesn't give two shits about us anyway

>>31974065
>engaging in degneracy

>>31974067
/an/ is cool and animals are cool. It's not like there's anyone better, anyway. /x/ is shit and even though I crossboard with /mlp/ I would never want the two boards to associate with each other. We have standards.

>>31974084
>inb4 someone posts that deer meme

Not that I don't support the idea of miniature multi-chromatic /k/avalry but isn't /mlp/-/s4s/ a thing now? Or does /mlp/ just get around a lot?

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>>31974090
>

>>31974078
proofs?

How can you not like her?
>>>/an/2257470

>>31973766
learn2read dummy the /k/ and /an/ "ship" wasn't started by willis but his drawings are what newfags look at as an example of "board culture." I don't really go on /an/ a lot, but I'm pretty sure they don't ever talk about us. from what I can tell, it's just shitposting, bad tumblr-esque memes, and pictures of animals.

>we're not gay yo
heh

>>31973208

If it weren't dead, it would still be unlikely. They aren't good for you.

>>31974106
Whether or not boards "talk about each other" isn't really the deciding factor. /pol/ is taking /x/ because of meme magic, for example.

/an/ supports hunting, that's pretty /k/.

>>31974106
/mlp/ crossboards with us a lot. Maybe we could go together as some sort of teacher/student thing? Hell teach them how to go innawoods properly and how to use firearms and such with less autism

>>31974095
/mlp/ and [s4s] are like shitposting sisters and can stand each other at times, but they've turned a cold shoulder en masse before. But they seem in better terms with each other than most boards think of either one. [s4s] went with [r9k], /int/ and now /c/. /mlp/ went with /pol/ once and then /d/ twice.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11632176

>>31974095
Also /mlp/ just goes with whoever accepts them and doesn't give them much hate it seems. /d/ is taken by /qst/ already it seems. fuck, I say let's give /mlp/-tan a shot, it is just for one year after all. Plus imagine all the OC that the horsefuckers would make for us

>>31974183
You dun goofed anon

>>31972385
>smells like bread
Is this
bad? I mean bread smells pretty nice, especially fresh.

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I for one welcome /mulp/ they may be interested.
Now who wants to be our martyr and go over there to see if they care at all

>>31974183
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11632176/r

>/mlp/ is in the lead
Well fug

testt

>>31972150
>winterball https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxvHZys0RXg

What the fuck is the winterball?

>>31972299

/pol/ is that crazy trailer trash bitch who believes that fluoride in the water supply is a mind control plot and smokes two packs of cigarettes a day but has a decent body and will let you hatefuck her asshole without lube whenever you want.

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>>31974581

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Let's let Kek decide, odds we stay with an, and even we will stray.. Kek willing,

>>31972150
Juri Han

>>31974622
Dubs straying away far from /an/
/mlp/ it is

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>>31972150

>not choosing /Pol/ina

>>31974622
>Kek willing

>>31974699
Oh sheeeeiiiit..

Straying from an/ confirmed

>>31972150

/his/-chan

It's her first winterball.

lots of similar interests.

>>31974693
/k/ could take our daughter, we are split at the moment ourselves.

>>31974581
Hard to argue with that. I can see most of pol liking painal sex.

>>31974938
>Raw dogging pol

Enjoy your STDs.

>>31972414
>>31972431
/out/ has absolutely no problem with hunting if you can adhere to two little rules
>either eat and/or wear the skin of the things you kill
>hunt like a real man, buttnaked and only with a knife

>>31972282
You sick fuck

Someone linked your thread in our thread!

We know some of you guys might hate us, but we promise we'll learn to be less... hate-able. We even promise to take a care and safety course.

We kind of like you. We've got a lot in common, what with a wild, fearless attraction to something that actively repels others and could cause serious harm in the hands of a retarded child.

If we had a favourite gun, I'm sure it would be something made by colt.

hugs and one shy, chaste kiss,
--/mlp/

>>31975449
And... well, do you want to go to the ball with us, too?

--/mlp/

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>>31975449
>>31975523
this newfag does not represent us, but its true though. mulp is leaving it up to you guys for now.

>>31973806
Welp, I'm down with /k/+/mlp/

>>31974183
It doesn't matter what the results are, /an/ is our wife and we're treating our special lady to a special night.

>>31975611
Except there was a divorce. No going back to ex's

>>31975611
It's over, we broke up.

It's over.

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>>31975694

NOTHING IS OVER!

>don't take /an/ for one year
>take /tg/ or /pol/
>regret it instantly and wish for /an/

I predict the future, senpaitachi

>>31975725
We can get /an/ back. I'm gonna go to their thread right now and ask.

>And if that doesn't work, should we take /mlp/?

GOD WILLS IT

>>31975752
>should we take /mlp/?

Don't ever say those words again

/lgbt/ here. /pol/ is fucking us this year, and not in the fun way. they've flooded our board with their own dank memes, and we're gonna do the usual post-ball self-loathing hatefuck but our hearts aren't really in it.

meanwhile /k/ posts a self-defense thread and tells us to be safe. no matter how this year's ball turns out, can you teach us how to into guns?

>>31975762
>Last third of the thread has been debating this very point

Better to have a partner than not at all desu

>>31975775
>/k/ gets to take the fags or the horsefuckers

oh boy

can't either of you just go with pol and save us the trouble?

>>2262233

Get over here and win her back /k/

>>31975819

>>>2262233

>>31975819
>>31975826
>At least you tried

>>>/an/2262233

>>31975797
deerfuckers are practically kin

>>31975836

Sorry, I've had too much to drink. posted over there as well.. fug.

>>31975837
I have never had the urge to put my penis inside anything with more than two legs.

Unless you count the vacuum cleaner, and that was out of curiosity.

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>>31975849

>>31972150
It's /an/ and has been /an/ for a long time. Newfags fuck off and lurk moar.

Just incase /mu/ shows up again this year. They're pretty salty about shillary losing.

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>>31972846

Even though /x/ is /pol/s main squeeze
She will always be our side chick

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>>31972299
Are you kidding me. Look at /int/ she's way hotter

>>31975911
would fug.

But the real question is, does she like guns?

>>31975911
That's a nigger with a blonde wig.

Not even weird people from New Jersey who paint themselves orange look like that. And you saved the pic. Kys.

>>31975919
>UN flag
>Standing in Iceland

Shes so antigun its treasonous as an american

>>31972747
Because you're a bunch of tin foil wearing storm weenies. Anyone who is pro gun and pro freedom is cool with k

>>31975940
The UN likes guns. It doesn't like firing them unless it's fired at first, but they don't mind guns.

>Iceland is bad

who're you calling bad, smelly american.

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>>31975952
>who're you calling bad,
Literally nobody. You inserted those words. I implied they had TERRIBLE gun laws. All semi autos banned, all full auto banned, any pistol over .22 banned.

The UN only likes gun when its their soldiers using them.

You should go back to int before the rest of you euro trash get thrashed

>>31975952
Americans invented showering daily. I've visited Europe you stank ass. Go wash your arm pits.

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>>31975985
No. It's very cold, so I'll go roll outside in the snow instead. Then I will go ice fishing innawoods.

Shame you didn't invent good manners too. Bully.

>t. Norway

>>31972747
Because they are nazis, that's enough of a reason.

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>>31976083
I have a bigger dick. I make the rules.

>t America

>>31975911
Isn't /int/ one of the boards that we're the least friendly with.

They're probably one of the most anti-gun boards here.

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>Bunch /k/ faggots pretend they aren't the woman and are going to the fucking prom, predictably with a furry board

Ahahahahaha. You faggots.

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>>31976139
herewegoagaint.jpg


go away newfag. this happens every year at the same time.

be a big boy and ignore the thread for a bit.

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>>31976206
>jus ignore it if uh you don't like it
Nigga, I'm mocking you faggots for being a predictable bunch of furfaggots, literally.

>>31976137
Why would /int/ be antigun? Why they also hate us. I think the only board they hate is /pol/

>>31976250
I don't think any board really hates /pol/
Almost the whole site crossboards it, I think what they "Dislike" is what /pol/ is usually meme'd to be, or the massive fucking shitfests which any outside mention of /pol/ politics causes because of all the new blood in the more hobby orientated boards. I mean fuck stormfront barely even exists and /pol/ is pretty much gay as fuck with classic liberal tendancies, so it's pretty much like the rest of the site.

>>31975564
/mlk/

>>31975762
Second

>>31976238
Calm down kiddo, your new is showing.

No way /mlp/, we must remain faithful to our wife

>>31975775

Tbh, senpai, we'd love to. I don't hold anything against any sexual persuasion and even if I did, everyone deserves defense, especially those who might be targeted.

Drop by and make a Pink Pistols thread sometime and we'll fuckstart it for ya.

A bisexual friend of mine recently asked me to help him gun shop. I know he loves western movies, so I'm getting him a revolver here soon.

>>31976509
WE'RE DIVORCED DIPSHIT

>>31976796
People keep saying this but I really don't remember it happening.

post an archived thread or fuck off.

>>31976806
Our wife is starting to go off the deep end

>>>/an/2261824
>Livestock is evil though. Factory farming is unethical and adds to climate change at an unbelievable rate. I eat no meat and limit the amount of eggs/milk I consume. Can't really see an argument for eating cows and chickens.

If there's an option not to take /mlp/ I suggest it.
How about we take McNiggerators galil daki?

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>>31972313

>>31973189
What was the name of that insane asylum character in Dracula? The one who fed flies sugar, fed the flies to spiders, fed the spiders to birds, and asked the warded for a cat while keeping a meticulous record?

>>31973471
I thought /tv/ discovered magic, /x/ mentored them, and /pol/ harvested it?

That 777 magic is pretty strong

/mlk/ would be great again. Would rather the horsefuckers than the fags or the gunhaters of /int/. Hell knowing /mlp/ they're just too pussy to ask us for fear of one of their pony waifus being shot as a trophy

>>31977981
They already asked us in this thread.
>>31975449
>>31975523

>>31977029
Renfield

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>>31972150
/an/ numbnuts.

>>31972150

/pol/, of course. Are you kidding me? Is this even a question?

>>31976806
Someone did earlier in the thread

>>31977029
Tom waits played Renfield

>>31976288
Would this make plane ponies more likeable?
I'd be down for /K/ and a thicc /MLP/ banging either way, but Plones becoming better accepted would sweeten the deal.

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>>31972429
>furry /k/
>meme
Lurk more

>>31972150
My vote is for /e/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tw1gVBK_As

>>31978556
That thread was literally just a couple of newfags last month saying that they didn't like /an/.

>>31976288
Wasn't that a general on /mlp/ for some time? I kind of remember /mlk/ being a thing for a while. Then again I haven't been on /mlp/ for almost 3 years so probably just mis-remembering.

I'm from /mlp/ and there have been rumblings over there that we may be looking to you /k/ool dudes.

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>>31979321
No. A thousand times no.

>>31979338
Don't shoot me. I'm just the messenger.

/an/ of course you don't need to ask your wife to a dance retards.

the fuck are /mlp/ samefagging on here trying to do?

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>>31979354
Be the messenger again and tell them to fuck off.

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>>31979132
I'm not entirely opposed. Continue with your argument for this pairing, please.

>>31979380
You were sweet on us before. Just scroll up. What changed?

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>>31972150
As many furries their are on this bored. Why not /trash/

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I don't think we'll ever be happy.
We refuse to show affection.
What's wrong with us?
Are we damaged goods?

>Birds flutter and sing amid the falling leaves as the deep woods enjoy the full throes of Autumn
>Numb to the sound, /k/ broods inside his cabin, hunched over a disassembled Ruger 10/22
>From across the table, a picture of /an/ beams at him, tending a vegetable patch with the same care as he now maintains his weapon
>He finally flips it face-down, testily taking a bite of his tactical bacon
>His eyes wander to a piece of mail he found in his dead-drop last week
>It’s an invitation to the Winter Ball “to celebrate final victory in the meme war” at /pol/’s bunker
>/k/ notices from the smug photo attached that /pol/ has affected an eye patch this year and put some kind of glue on his face to look like scars
>Shaking his head, he considers throwing it on the compost
>Suddenly, noise from near the window
>*CRASH* *thwip* followed by a shrill squeal
>/k/’s Beretta 90-Two is instantly in his hand as he sinks into operator mode and checks the corner of the doorway
>Scattered on the dry leaves are a purple fedora and strings of cooked spaghetti, dangling from the pockets of Emily, who hangs languidly upside down from a rope snare, sweating bullets
>”H-hi /k/…”

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/k/ and /an/ will always be together. there's no changing this.

>>31979426
We're too split to accept you.

You also don't have any standards, we're not taking /pol/'s sloppy seconds.

Also we have a wife you nigger

t. Someone who cross boards /mlp/ occasionally.

>>31979619
Not trying to push the ship desu, but we do have some standards. We won't take /trash/, and we've had one date (/d/) for the last few years.

/k/ and /an/ might always be together. But we're in it for the cuckening.

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>>31979426
The newfags went to bed and night /k/ started.
Additionally:
>we're happily married to /an/
>you're a containment board for one of the cringiest fandoms known to man. >>31979753
You might be cucks, but we're not

>>31980321
>can't decide if divorced to /an/ or not
>/an/ seems to have no interest

What Did He Mean By This?

>>31980369
>/an/ has no interest
What?

>>31979426
fuck off /k/ is always /an/.

>>31980321
Pls no bully.

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>>31972275
/pol/ and /k/ are best friends, we look out for each other. One protects the other and vice versa

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>>31972448
/pol/ is actually going with /o/ this year, don't ask why

>>31980886
go away /pol/

>>31980897
cuz theyre the best, theyre number one

>>31981017
number one in chromosome count, maybe.

>>31980897
>other boards have long multi-thread discussions about loyalty to waifus, similarities, and the possibility of cross-board content creation in multiplex love triangles that may effect the future balls, the outlook of other boards upon them, and the risk of their own boards integrity.
>/pol/ goes with a car...

...I'm beginning to understand why some faggots think these threads are stupid...

>>31981072
dont underestimate the love between a man and his car

>>31979590
More please.

What about /x/? Didn't we have a thing with /x/? Also /ck/ is pretty good

>>31981172
>/k/ blinks once or twice, surveying the scene before slipping the weapon back into its OWB holster.
>"Emily," he says curtly.
>"Hi," she breathes again, slightly pink in the face from the blood rushing to her head. "C-could you let me down, please?"
>/k/ reaches for his Sibert, and with a quick slash the tiny girl tumbles a few feet to the earth with a short yelp
>Almost immediately, she bounds back upright, cramming her fedora back onto her head at a jaunty angle, just above her fluted horn.
>She doesn't even think to brush the autumnal mess from her clean purple locks, but begins jabbering away almost instantly.
>"Hi/k/Iknowyou'reawfullybusybutIwaswonderingifyouwantedtohaveacupofteawithmeandacertainprincessiknowsometime-Hbbf."
>/k/ places a single digit against her lips. The forest returns to its hushed state, save the angry chattering of some distant squirrels and the rustle of the wind innatrees.
>"Slowly, Emily," he says, removing his finger. "We've talked about this."
>Emily swallows, bites her lips and nods.
>"O-ok," she says, taking a breath. "Thanks." She looks down at one foot, where a long length of rope now lies ensnared. She kicks it off quickly. "Um, did you have a minute?"
>/k/ raises an eyebrow.
>"Yes, Emily," he replies, thinking about the Ruger on his desk. "I've got a minute for everyone. What can I do for you?"

>>31981498
I love this

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>>31972150
/pol/ plz

>>31981576
nah

>>31981498
>"Well, um, I, um." Emily's hands rise to her chest, and she fidgets uncomfortably with one of the long sleeves of her purple shirt. "I was just wondering, if, uh, you wanted to hang out some time. And, you know, talk about stuff. And junk."
>/k/ furrows his brow, crossing his legs to lean against the doorway.
>"Hang out," he deadpans.
>"Yeah!" she chirps back, enthused by any response and oblivious to the linguini that now litters /k/'s doormat. "We never hang out much, but I've been working really hard on my marksmanship like you said."
>/k/ jerks awake.
>What? She finally took your advice and got a gun?
>That was... a little unexpected.
>"You shoot targets?" he says, a little more enthusiasm coming back into his voice.
>Emily pauses, thinking. "...Well, no. It's more for self defence," she says. "I mean, a girl's gotta be careful these days. /pol/'s been grabbing tans by the pussy whenever he sees them."
>"Has he?" /k/ replies, cringing inwardly at the thought of his surrogate brother. "I'll have to, uh, talk to him about that. But tell me, what'd you end up buying?"
>Her hands meet at her waist, and she smiles, turning side-to-side absent-mindedly. "Well, I was thinking about a Beretta, like you told me, but the nice man at the gun store thought it might be better if I went for something softer at first. Here, let me show you what I've been practicing."
>She draws one hand to her neck, where a corded plastic whistle hangs. This she places between her lips and blows as loudly as she can.
>And before /k/ can react, Emily's knees bend, and she hoiks up the edge of her too-big shirt, whipping out an X26P taser from a hip holster.
>"LEGGO MY EGG ROLL!" She screams, before giving /k/ the full force of 50,000 volts.

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>>31976109
>>31975946
Yeah nah, get fucked cunt

>>31972441
who is the kid? /out/?

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>>31980944
After all we've done for you

>>31981864
/out/

And Galaxy sort of.

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>>31981859
>Preaches blue eyes and blond hair
>Has black hair and the kid does too
>lel

>>31981902
It's appreciated but your board is still a cancerous cesspool that brings shitposting wherever it goes.

Thanks for the meme magic but get out my board reeeeeeee

>>31981917
>preaches blue eyes and blond hair
Since when?
>he gets his knowledge of /pol/ newfag memes
>captcha is in german

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>>31981943
Sorry i triggered you i just assume from the swastika's ;)

>>31981764
>/k/ wasn't sure what hurt more; the indignity of getting sprung by a five foot something girl wearing a fedora, an oversized shirt, a skirt and black tights, or the fact he had been fucking tazed.
>As his senses tuned themselves back into reality, he heard a gentle, distant stammering and string of apologies repeating themselves over and over.
>"...I'msosorryI'msosorryI'msosorry!"
>/k/ resisted, however faint the urge was at this time, to reach out and strangle her.
>"Unngh, shit. Thanks, Emily."
>Emily's hair hangs down like a curtain over her worried face
>/k/ becomes aware he's lying down, and that Emily is kneeling over him
>Tears glisten in her frightened blue eyes
>No sooner had he uttered the words then she bursts into terrified tears, resting her head in her hands.
>"No! It wasn't supposed to be like this. You were supposed to be impressed," she whispered, more to herself than him. "You were supposed to ask me to the Winter ball. No, no, no... It's all going wrong!"

>>31981991

>/k/ sits up as best he can, his core muscles aching and spasming slightly
>He plucks the fangs of the tazer from his chest with a wince, discarding them to one side before casting an angry glance over at Emily, who is still inconsolable.
>Despite his cold, stony exterior, /k/'s heart twitches.
>God fucking damnit, he hated this girl so much.
>He reaches out, and places a hand on her shoulder.
>"Hey, I'm..." he takes a moment to catch his breath. "I'm fine, okay? Just a little winded. Nothing /k/ can't handle."
>She flinches ever so slightly at his touch, before raising her tear-stained face to his
>"Really?" she asks, afraid.
>"Yeah, it's just a taser. It won't kill me-"
>Almost immediately, she lunges forward, hugging /k/ tightly.
>Five foot something of little girl is hardly enough to knock him back down, but he is taken slightly aback.
>And then, steadily, he places a hand on the spaghetti-slipping horse girl's back, sighing gently. His eyes wander around the cabin, falling upon the turned-down picture of /an/.
>"There, there, Emily," he murmurs quietly, stroking her gently. "There, there."

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>>31981764
>LEGGO MY EGG ROLL
kek lad

also Emily a cute

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>>31982025
Well, that wins my vote. Besides, Emily is a qt.

One problem, though.

>implying /k/ wouldn't rather piece together an old ruger then talk to girls

If we're doing this we're being civilized about it.

Somebody start a straw poll with just /an/ and /mlp/.

/mlp/ wants to go with us but some anon's here want to go with /an/. Some people are saying we and /an/ got divorced but nobody has proven that so I'm sort of doubtful.

>>31973715
>now he thinks those pictures he drew are dumb, because he was a teenager.
where is proofs?

Go to the ball with us, /k/?

t. /mlp/

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>>31974183
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11632176/r
>/x/ out of nowhere winning by landslide
Who rigged this?

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>>31982568
I'd like that to happen

>>31982568
never, ever

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11640128

New poll with only the front runners. I dunno the mechanics of asking your wife to a ball though I assumed it was just a given.

>>31983155
>>31983162
shit

>>31983162
I didn't include /x/ as I was under the assumption /x/ and /pol/ were together

>>31983169
/pol/ dumped /x/ and is going with /o/ now, its weird but they both seem into it

>>31980897
What happened between today and yesterday that caused /pol/ and /x/ to split?

>>31983178
/pol/ decided they had they're fun and /o/ was the new cutie. I think /pol/ is harkening back to the innocence it lost in the meme wars, pol-tan has some new scars now. Also /o/ has been real into videos of BLM versus cars lately. Eurobeat intensifying

>>31983192
Guess the power of kek was took too much of a toll

>>31983128
But she's really cute.
>>31983044

A CUTE.

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>>31983162
>15 for /an/
>2 for /mlp/

We just wanted to be loved.

/pol/ack here. You faggots best not cheat on /an/, she is a top tier waifu and you faggots better not be thinking of doing some degenerate shit like cheating on her.

>>31983255
that's fine but we are married and settled down down we can't run off and chase any tail for the fun of it anymore. Plus anyway the all the straw polls have us staying loyal with /an/ now
>>31983155
>>31983162

>>31972747
I tolerate /pol/ because I hate fuckers like /co/ even more

>Get online
>Expecting poll to be some kind of infected /mlp/ blowout
>It's actually a low turnout for them, probably only browsers of /k/

now I feel kind of bad.

>>31983266
there, there. you can always take /trash/

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>>31983293
There's no hard feelings. You guys love your tradition and commitment to /an/, even in the face of some recent changes. That's commendable, /an/ is lucky to have you guys.

>>31983293
We would rather go it alone than take /trash/
I thought /an/ went a bit crazy about hunting amd stuff though.

>>31983553
/an/ got over it, it was just some newfags, /an/ loves hunting it's important for conservation

>>31983585
Enjoy the ball with your wife /k/.
It was fun trying to ask you to go while it lasted.
Hope you enjoyed the green

>wifecucks of /an/.
>cheating fuckers who want to be with /mlp/. (I don't know why? Is it because you're both the most awkward IRL? It would make sense considering both your power levels are so high.)
>The "come back pls" /x/ ex.
I don't get it. You guys have argued for this entire thread whether to go with a bitch that has nature, a bitch that is a succubus, and a bitch who is a horse.
In the end this is pretty much gonna be a lesbian marriage. Go with /po/ or something. They're lonely enough to love anything.
>inb4 /K/-tan isn't a grill.

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>>31983601
We're still best bros /mlp/. Let's go shooting sometime.


(ebig green, /mlp/ has the best writefags, infact I don't think other boards even have writefags)

Forget getting back out there. Take /out/ on a Daughter-Daddy dance date.

>>31983266
Sorry.
But we have history with /an/.

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>all these people wanting /pol/
sorry /k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv0iUKb80C8