wtf i hate spiders now i am now a #spidermissile

YUCK

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>>31971709
it's just a jumping spider. they're the bros of the arachnid world.

pic semi related

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>>31971727
This.

That is now your designated spider-buddy.

OP, you have the chance of infusing your cartridge with a jumping spider. I did a quick search and it seems nobody has ever tried it to see the effects. Put spider into brass, load powder, insert bullet and take it to the range. Post results.

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>>31971808
Do you think it will increase the velocity and punching power of the round? Will it give the round extra ability to ricochet?

Holy fuck, we can make an industry of this.

I can see it now... "Spider rounds".

>>31971808
This is not the appropriate use of the spiderbro and other based arachnids.

He needs a little commander's station next to the rear sights, so he can spot for you.

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>>31971709
suggested course of action.

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>>31971727
>>31971756
kys spidershills

>>31971727
jumping spiders are qt

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>>31971727
Hey, I found one of those at work a few months ago

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>>31974115
cute

>>31971709
This
>>31971727
They're super smart man
Like smart enough to understand that it's a dumb idea to fuck with you
Let the little hunter find her prey
She's doing your place a service

>>31971808
>>31973646

Don't be mean spiders are /k/ as fuck

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Pic related in the only logical next step after finding a spider.

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Look, it's wearing a water droplet like a hat :D

>no Samantha don't kill that spider, he will kill the actual pests for us
>I DON'T CARE IT'S GROSS OMG KILL IT

I'm not PETAfag, but still, shouldn't kill for *no* reason

>>31976901
It legitimately bothers me when people kill spiders because they slaughter flies and other nigger-like insects just because they want a snack.

I used to not kill spiders, then I got bit on the thigh and it got purple and swollen (3" circle) for 4 months. Now I smash them.

OP; you should load him in with the powder, seat a bullet ontop, then fire it at something.
>3000fps spiders

>>31976901
>>31976951
Spiders are bros. If there's a movement for fucking 6th dimensional hybrid bio-degradeable genders, I want one for spiders too

>>31977015
Probably your own dumb fault, asshole.
What were you doing with a spider on your leg, anyway?

>>31976951
Same. They deserve to get stomped the least

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I've got a rule with spiders. I will not actively hunt them down even if I see webs and such. But if I see one in my vicinity, it's dead. They've eaten flies and shit for me, so I offer them that one kindness.

>>31971850
>not "spidershot"
baka desu famalamadingdong

>>31976842
no pls

>>31971709
rather have spiders than flies
spiders eat flies
spiders don't buz around and make you want to burn the whole place to the ground

>>31975892
>t. weak willed woman

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>>31975892
Please emigrate to Oz.

that's the smallest spider ever m8

sack up you pussy